I've been waiting for you

I've been waiting for you
by Neorenamon

"So..." asked Celestia as she cleaned up the morning dishes, "What do you plan to do with your new toy, Twilight?"

"I keep telling you I didn't order it!" protested Twilight.

"But still it is in your possession," she replied with a wink, "and we both know what the law says about possession, right?"

"But... but..." spluttered Twilight helplessly.

"Oh, you want it in the butt, do you?"

"NO!" shrieked Twilight.

Celestia floated the package clear of the package as she walked over. The straps that would go about the mare's waist as well as around the tail down between the buttocks where the small end would be firmly inserted into her vagina. It would leave the large end to dangle between the thighs like a generous stallion's erection.

"You're right," she said, "That is too much for the butt."

Both Twilight and Luna blushed badly once they could fully see the pony sex toy. They couldn't help but think about how distorted they would appear with the monstrous device strapped to their hindquarters.

"So which of the mares I love wants to wear it first?"

"NO!" they protested as one.

"Ah, letting the senior Princess go first?" she cooed, "How sweet of you!"

They both gulped hard at the same time.

"SPIKE!" she called, "May we have a moment of your time?"

Spike rushed into the room as he replied, "Sure think Celestia! whatcha need?"

She leaned down to whisper into his ear as he came to her side. "Where do you keep your..." she said as her voice became too low for the others to hear.

"What makes you think I would have that?!" he replied as he blushed lightly.

She whispered some more into his ear. Spike responded by blushing fiercely.

He gestured for Celestia to lean her head down further, and whispered into her ear, "Alright. I use..." he said as his voice became too quiet for the others to hear.

"You can really use that?" she asked back as her eyebrows raised.

Twilight and Luna looked wide-eyed at the two of them.

"Well what do you use?" asked Spike.

She whispered something into his ear.

"Oh, that costs a whole lotta bits...," he replied, "Twilight doesn't keep anything like that around here..."

"What?!" asked Twilight.

"So my most precious student," she cooed as she turned to Twilight, "perhaps it might be for the best if your waited for me... upstairs... for a little while."

"What of me, big sister?" asked Luna.

"Well, you are certainly invited to... observe," said Celestia with a wink.

"I would never!" spluttered Luna.

"Then perhaps you should find a good book and some headphones," she said as she smiled, "I can't promise that we won't be... quiet upstairs..."

"Big sister!"

About then, Derpy wandered into the kitchen. "Excuse me," she said, "I think I made a misdelivery."

"Well feel free to take it away," said Twilight as she sighed.

Derpy looked evenly at the strap-on as she said, "Oh no, that's not it. I accidentally gave you a bill that I was supposed to deliver to the Cakes."

Spike riffed through the mail and said, "Oh, here it is!" He rushed over to give the letter to Derpy, who took it and stuffed it into her mail pouch.

"You don't seem to react like this sort of delivery is... unusual," said Celestia as she watched Derpy's reaction.

"Oh no," she replied, "It seems like I delivery one or two of those every week..." She paused before she added, "Although that does look like the largest size I normally deliver."

"You knew what was in that package?"

"Well d'uh," she replied, "It's not like those packages are padded that well. You'd think they pack it like a book or something if they wanted to really hide what they're shipping."

Twilight blushed when she first thought it might be a book she ordered.

"So, have you used one of these before?" asked Celestia. She noticed if Twilight and Luna blushed any worse, either or both of them might have fainted dead away.

"On myself or somepony else?"

"Oh, that sounds like there might be a yes in there somewhere."

"I have... had one used on me..." she replied as she blushed lightly.

"So what did they use for..."

"CELESTIA!" protested Twilight. Her protest overwhelmed part of Derpy's answer.

"...extra virgin," she concluded.

"Well, I guess that is more common than I knew."

"BIG SISTER!" protested Luna.

"Perhaps you can show us how to use it properly?"

"Oh, I can't. I'm on duty."

"Oh, we can wait until you're done," cooed Celestia.

"Really?!" she asked, "You'd wait for me?!"

"Of course."

Derpy smiled so broadly. "Well, the sooner I finish deliveries, the sooner I can come back!"

"That's the spirit!" replied Celestia.

"But... but..." spluttered Twilight and Luna together.

"Are we back there already?" she replied as she turned to stare into their wide-eyed unblinking stares.

Eyes rolled into the backs of their sockets as the two of them fell out of their chairs.

"Oh goodness!" exclaimed Derpy.

"They're fine," replied Celestia, "They just need their rest. I shall await your return. If no one answers the door, just go right upstairs to Twilight's bedroom."

"I'll get the door," offered Spike.

"Even better," she replied, "Can I help carry Twilight?"

"Oh, I can handle both of them," she said as her horn glowed, making Twilight and Luna glow as their limp bodies floated off the floor about shoulder level with Celestia. Turning to Spike, she said, "Now be a good dear and escort Derpy to the door."

"I know where..." said Derpy.

"Of course you do," she replied evenly, "But Spike would be remiss in his duties as a growing gentledragon if he did not make sure you got back to your duties. You don't want Spike to feel... bad... about his dragon code... do you?"

"OH NO!" said Derpy, "I'M SO SORRY!"

"It's totally cool," said Spike, "Don't worry about it. I promise."

So Spike led Derpy to the door as Celestia floated her charges up the stairs.

"Bye Derpy!" called Spike from the door, "See you later!"

"Thanks Spike!" she called back, "Thank you for being such a gentledragon!"

"Well you're really a cool mare too!" he called back. Then the door closed. They could hear the small dragon coming up the stairs after them.

"If I didn't know better," cooed Celestia, "I'd swear that Rarity isn't the only mare you have a crush on."

"WHAT?!"

"It's only us, Spike. You can speak freely to me."

"I... I... I can't be..."

"Unfaithful to a mare who would never..."

"I can't cheat on Miss Rarity!"

"That's so gallant of you, Spike. But there's nothing wrong about looking, or even thinking about, other mares like that. You can't tell me that Rarity is the only mare that... shall we say... moves your jewels?"

Spike fell face down as he fainted.

"Dayum, I am getting so good at this."