Imagine, if you will, an alternate Equestria where almost everypony had a Human fetish and would have tender consensual sex with Humans.

Unfortunately, some insensitive, mean prude of a sexy looking Human male is teleported into this other Equestria, where he denies many mares, that want to date him and make sweet love to him.

Warning: crude humor, crying Ponies and general silliness. Should, not be taken ser... don't take anything I write seriously.