I don't care, I'll do it

by TheLoveless

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random, Slice of Life, Romance
Length: 723

When Fluttershy hugs Discord, Discord tries hugging Luna... but Luna hugs him first.

When Fluttershy hugs Discord, Discord tries hugging Luna… but Luna hugs him first.

3/21 through 3/28 is national hug week. and Discord needs to pass a hug on. But one simply doesn't hug the Woona.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-27 00:02:11 UTC

And your going to like it!

Staring at fluttershy intensly, he waited for her to react.  "You wouldn't dare."

Smiling evilly, Fluttershy troted closer to Discord, holding her hooves out.  "I would!  I've done it before!"  Getting closer to Discord, he backed away.  "Com'on!  I know you want one!!"

Congering a stick, he thrusted it towards Fluttershy, "stay away!!!" He shouted, scared and disterbed that he might get touched by her.  "I'm warning you!   Stay back!!!"  Realizing the effforts he had made didn't stop her, or even slow her, he retreated once more.

Walking closer to the scared discordian, she readied to strike him.  "Your mine now!!!"  Getting ready to jump at him, he grabbed Angel and a wooden spoon, holding the spoon to Angel's cheek.  "NO!!!  Don't do it!!!"

Backing up to the wall, discord was forced to stop.  "Let me go, and you can have a purficly unharmed bunny back.  If not..."  Holding the spoon higher up, close to his eye, he continued, "I'll hit him with the spoon."  Watching a tear form in the girls eye, he almost cared.  "Back away if you want to see the bunny unharmed again."

Walking backwards, she waited for Discord to leave Angel on the floor, and once he did, she would get him for sure.  "Okay...  i won't hug you."  Watching as he set Angel down, and headed to the door, she got ready.

Pointing the spoon at her, he warned her once more, "i don't care, i will hit you with the spoon."  Excaping to the door, he watched her intensly; more intense than before.  Readying himself to strike; even if he didn't really want to.

Jumping at Discord, she managed to catch him.   Wrapping her arms around his long neck, squeezing him tightly.  A Dcord promissed, he hit her with the spoon, and tried pushing her away.  But like all ponies know, once Fluttershy hugs you, the only way out is for her to stop.  "Love you Discord~!!"  She said happily, nuzzling him softly.

"I hate you Fluttershy."  Discord replied bitterly, wrapping her arm around her.  "But your too nice to hate."  Smiling, he stroked Fluttershy's mane, and left her to enjoy the moment of sweetness.  Letting her have her way for the first day in her life.

Smiling, Fluttershy took advantage of Discord, and kissed his cheek.  Watching him blush a bright red, she smiled one again and nuzzled him once again.  "Now you need to hug some one else!  Or i'll make you hug some one."  Being stern about it, she smiled.  "It's Hug Week, and you can't be left out!"

Thinking over what she had said, he got a great idea.  "I know who i could hug... But i'll need your help."  Thinking of how to pull it off, he smiled.   "I need your help getting into Celestia's room.  or Luna's room."

"I think i can get you to Luna.  She's really nice, and needs all the huggles!"

Placing bread into the toaster, luna got the butter ready.  Waiting for the toast to pop up, she watched the bread grow darker, even darker than her silvery sky.  From behind her, Fluttershy touched her sholder.  "Hum?"  Turning around, she noticed Fluttershy and Discord.  "Oh, hello!"  She added, with a smile.

"Oh, miss Luna, Discord wanted you for something."  Backing away and letting Discord have the stage, she smiled.

"Luna, it's Hug Week, and i wanted to hug you.  Could i-"

Takleing discord to the floor, Luna hugged him, and squeeled lightly.  Nuzzling him, and enjoying his loveable chaos as he tried to excape, she was overjoyed.  "You can hug me!  But not before i hug you!!!"  Hugging Discord even tighter, she smiled.  "Now your mine forever!!!!"

"Fluttershy!!!  Help me!!!!   I feel too loved!!!!"  Witnessing Fluttershy back away, he called out once more, "NO!!! HELP ME FLUTTERSHY!!!!!!"

Petting Discord, Luna smiled and laughed, "i'm going to love you.   I don't care if you hate it, i'll do it."  Nibbling gently on Discords ear, he tried clawwing himself away, but coudn't.  Luna's grip was to strong, and she was determined.  "Can i kiss you discord?  You need to be kissed."

Giving up all hope of excaping, he let luna enjoy herself, "i don't care any more.  Kiss me, hug me, love me, pet me, or anything you like.  But i draw the line when it gose to far.  No exceptions.  Ever."

Kissing Discord's lips she smiled, "when i'm done, you'll be begging Fluttershy to be mean to you."  Nibbling at his neck, she tickled him, and laughed with him.  "Only if i could love you more."  Smiling she poked him gently, sadened about the fact it all had to end, before Fluttershy ended it.