The Normal One, The Tough Guy, The Gymnast, The Survivalist, The Grouch, and The Malevolent One

by RaChimera

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Crossover, Human, Dark
Length: 1576

After he's brought to Equestria, Mike must find his old friends to save this land from an old enemy that he wanted gone forever.

After winning Total Drama All Stars, Mike A.K.A Multiple Mike is brought to Equestria by Celestia. The reason? An old enemy of Mike's is planning to take over Equestria and place it under his tyrant rule. But he won't let it happen. It'll be up to Mike, The Princesses, the Mane Six, and four old friends to stop this villain and save Equestria.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-27 03:00:07 UTC

Multiple Mike & Arriving

Multiple Mike. Not much of a name but the owner of the name is an entirely different story. Just going by Mike, he was one of the contenders on one of the most popular T.V shows ever known. It was called Total Drama: Revenge Of The Island where he was voted off in 6th place and in the latest season, Total Drama All Stars where he was the victor of one million dollars. This was not his whole story, however, as he also had a rare condition called Multiple Personality Disorder, a person seemingly has more than one version of themselves living inside, and each personality was unique. He had five personalities living within him. They were Vito, a tough-guy personality who was a bit of a sexist, Svetlana, an athletic gymnast, Manitoba Smith, a wilderness survivalist, and Chester, a grouchy old man who complained about everything. But the one personality that made him dangerous was named Mal. It wasn’t short for Malcolm. It was short for… Malevolent.

This personality caused Mike to go to Juvie and nearly caused him to hurt his love, Zoey. But with the help of his other personalities, he stopped Mal and erased him from his mind. But also, it caused the other personalities to vanish along with him. Since then Mike had been living a normal life, far away from any squirrels though due to several trying to maim him on the island of Wawanakwa, and has never once regretted it. But all that is about to change with the arrival of a bright light.

It all began back at Mike’s house after he won Total Drama All Stars where he was most of his time. He was sitting on his computer that he bought with the prize money and was chatting with his girlfriend, Zoey. As the two sent messages, Mike and her talked about what they endured during the show including mutated squirrels, a two-legged shark named Fang, and a giant mutated Flytrap named Larry.

So Zoey, what’re you up too? Mike wrote to her.

Not much Mike, just wishing I was with you again. I missed when we were on the island together. She wrote back.

You miss being on that mad house are you kidding me? Remember the squirrels? Remember Larry?! He wrote back to her.

I meant us dummy. The times we spent together when we weren’t getting eaten by giant mammals and plants. She told him.

Oooh. That I loved. Except when… you-know-who came along. He typed.

Mal. I’m just glad you got rid of him. I’m just sorry you lost the others along with him. She said.

I know. But hey, at least no more Mal. And no more turning into Vito when I take a shower. He said, putting a smile at the end of his sentence. Before he could see what Zoey sent he soon saw something that made his spine tingle with fear. A bright flash opened before him. “NO! I’M THROUGH WITH YOUR SHOW CHRIS! I THOUGHT WE AGREED ON THAT!” Mike screamed as he backed up. But to his surprise, the light dimmed and a piece of paper sealed with a golden ‘C’ sat there. Mike only knew of one person with a ‘C’ in their name and wondered if it was bad if he opened it. But he ignored his feeling and made it to the paper. Slowly, he picked it up, peeled the golden ‘C’ off and began to read it.

Dear Michael,

If you are receiving this note then the worst must have happened…. or I misfired. Either way I bring grave news. A being going by the name of Mal has invaded our land and is turning countless subjects against me even my own niece, Cadence, has fallen to his twisted corruption. I only beg that you come to help us now but we have little time.

From:

Celestia

P.S.

This note will explode five seconds after reading it.

Before he could scream, the letter blew up like a piece of dynamite right in his face. After a large smoke cloud vanished and he was done coughing, he simply gave a look of confusion.

How does this ‘Celestia’ know about Mal? Is she trying to prank me or something? He asked himself. But then, as in right on time, a flash of light appeared right behind him. He turned and gasped as he jumped backwards. “Well if Mal truly is causing trouble again I better help these people…. sorry Zoey.” He said as he left his phone behind, figuring that it wouldn’t work in another dimension. He stepped through and soon after the portal vanished along with him.

Equestria. A place of love, peace, and harmony. It’s also home to equines that are known as ponies. And in the city of Canterlot, the castle was having a major stir of trouble within. The guards were in disarray as somepony had glued their helmets over their eyes, citizens had their clothes torn apart and even the princesses weren’t safe as Celestia…. was out of cake. Now the princesses, Celestia, Luna and Twilight were on the balcony of the castle, speaking about the things that have happened.

“I do not believe somepony would do this to us. Especially me. I’ve always had cake and now all of the cake is gone… including the mix!” Celestia said.

“It is weird that a prankster snuck in and did this without being seen. Maybe it was Pinkie Pie.” Twilight suggested.

“Not even the one and only ‘Party Pony’ would do these cruel pranks. Somepony is trying to send a message to us. I just wonder who it is.” Luna said.

“Good point. Did anypony see a sign of the crook?” Twilight asked.

“No. But somepony in the city said they saw a tan pony run with a glue bottle, explaining the guards’ helmet problem.” Celestia replied.

“A tan pony? What was his cutie mark?” Twilight asked her.

“Witnesses say that his cutie mark was a mask with many faces. Why do you ask this Twilight?”

“Well….. that’s impossible. There’s an old stallion in Ponyville with the same cutie mark but he just yells a lot.” Twilight told her.

“And there’s a stallion down at the new nightclub who has the same description. But he’s there every day and he’s a major pervert.” Luna added.

“Then.. well it couldn’t have been that athletic mare who was in the Equestria Games.” Celestia said as she remembered the Earth Pony mare who earned Ponyville a gold medal.

“Alright. Then it’s not like the answer is going to fall out of the sky.”

“WHAAAAAA!” A male voice screamed.

“What in the-” Celestia started as she and the other two alicorns stared up. They were shocked at what they saw. It looked like a hairless ape, only having spiky hair on its head. It was covered in tan skin and had a clothes on its body. They watched as it fell from the sky and landed right on the pavement in a full split.

“OOOOH!” The princesses groaned as they winced and covered their eyes.

“My… kiwis.” The creature squeaked as it placed its hands between its legs and fell onto its stomach.

“Um…. are you okay?” Twilight asked, still covering her eyes with her hooves.

“Yeah…. just great.” The creature squeaked.

“Well…. hello then. I’m Princess Twilight Sparkle and you are?” She asked the being as he got up.

“Oh. I’m Mike. It’s um.. nice to meet you.” It replied as it bowed.

“You seem to be confused. What’s troubling you?” Twilight asked him.

“I’ve seen some weird things. But never have I seen a talking horse. Especially one that’s purple, has wings and a horn.” Mike replied.

“I’m a pony thank you very much!” She huffed. “So.. I’m guessing you’re not from here then?” She asked.

“Yeah. I’m from a place unlike this. By the way, do you happen to know a Celestia would you?” Mike asked.

“That would be me. Hello Michael.” Celestia told him.

“Oh…. wow. You’re huge.” He said as he looked at Celestia straight up from her hooves. “Oh sorry if I offend you princess but-”

“Do not worry Michael. I am not upset. You’ve never met our kind before and you do not know what to say. But I am surprised that you came here.” She told him.

“First, just call me Mike. And second, how do you know my name?” He asked.

“Easy. I watched you on Total Drama through my mirror. That Chris McLean is a psychotic human.” She replied causing Mike to smile.

“Yeah he is. Trust me what you saw was only the tip of his nutty iceberg. Um…. what do we do now?” He asked. The three princess just looked at him with a confused look.

“What do you mean?”

“I mean, you sent me the letter and-”

“Letter? I never sent you a letter.” Celestia interrupted, making Mike give her his own look of confusion. Mike’s eyes widened at this.

“Oh crud. He sent it.” Mike replied as he heard hooves come walking towards the balcony. He turned around and saw a tan pony but he had on a slick black jacket and greased hair with a flap of hair over his left eye. His cutie mark was a mask with many faces that was dark in color.

“Hey there Mikey ol’ buddy.”

“Mal.”