The Best Kind of Cupcakes...

It was a bright and sunny day when- you know what? Fuck it. It was cloudy and kinda humid and I was walking down the street in Ponyville to Sugercube Corner -what was it I was doing again? Oh yeah -to help my good friend (and Element of Laughter) Pinkamena Diane Pie or 'Pinkie Pie' make some of her "delicious" cupcakes (I didn't really know why she needed my help.) I mean I'm no baker nor did I care much for cupcakes (I prefer muffins.Especially Derpy's!) but as any good friend would do, I said ok.

I walked in to find the lobby of Sugercube Corner empty. "Pinkie?", I called out as I looked for the party pony. "Surprise!" Pinkie shot out of one of the cabinets right into my face. "Gaaaaahh!!!", I yelled aloud. "Don't scare me like that Pinkie." "Oh silly filly, it was just a little prank", Pinkie said to me as I let my heart catch up. *gasp* *gasp* "Sure a prank", I mumbled to myself. "And don't call me a filly, I hate it.", I 'as a matter of factly' stated...Pinkie just stared at me. I was kinda creepy.  "Uhh yeah, so are we going to make these cupcakes or not?", I asked her. "Of course we are!!!", she happily hopped around and grabbed the supplies. "But first!" "Try this one cupcake." She handed me a oddly lumpy cupcake. *sigh* "Pinkie, you know I hate cupcakes." Pinkie looked at me like I had crashed one of her famous Welcome Parties. "B-but please. Just one bite. For me?", Pinkie pleaded. I groaned...and for some reason I felt like I had seen this before. "Fine just one bite." "Yay!!!", the pink mare exclaimed happily.

I took a small bite...and it tasted...pretty Damn good! I had never had a cupcake so delectable. I took another (rather large) bite...and another...and another...one more couldn't hurt, until I had devoured the whole damn thing. "Wow Pinkie that was delicious!" "Can we make some more now?", I happily asked her. "Of course! But we still need the last ingredient!", she joyfully stated to me. "But what else do we need? I mean we have sugar, batter, frosting, sprink-" "You!", Pinkie exclaimed. 'Huh?' I thought to myself. But before I could speak, my legs weakened, my vision faded, my reaction speed slowed, and I was sprawled on the cold floor on the bakery. *CHAPTER 1 END*