The Best Kind of Cupcakes...

by DuskStar

Rating: mature
Tags: Tragedy, Human, Dark
Length: 755

Another Cupcakes fanfic.

Well basically its my (personally) failed attempt at writing a first person version of Sgt Sprinkles Cupcakes fanfic. It involves myself being tortured in pretty much the same way as RD but with slight modifications since i am in human form. I honestly do.t know if I am going to finish it as I'm a shitty writer and I'm kinda lazy, but is like to post it just to see what people think about it. Warning!: its not that good.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-03-28 22:47:40 UTC

Helping Pinkie

It was a bright and sunny day when- you know what? Fuck it. It was cloudy and kinda humid and I was walking down the street in Ponyville to Sugercube Corner -what was it I was doing again? Oh yeah -to help my good friend (and Element of Laughter) Pinkamena Diane Pie or 'Pinkie Pie' make some of her "delicious" cupcakes (I didn't really know why she needed my help.) I mean I'm no baker nor did I care much for cupcakes (I prefer muffins.Especially Derpy's!) but as any good friend would do, I said ok.

I walked in to find the lobby of Sugercube Corner empty. "Pinkie?", I called out as I looked for the party pony. "Surprise!" Pinkie shot out of one of the cabinets right into my face. "Gaaaaahh!!!", I yelled aloud. "Don't scare me like that Pinkie." "Oh silly filly, it was just a little prank", Pinkie said to me as I let my heart catch up. *gasp* *gasp* "Sure a prank", I mumbled to myself. "And don't call me a filly, I hate it.", I 'as a matter of factly' stated...Pinkie just stared at me. I was kinda creepy.  "Uhh yeah, so are we going to make these cupcakes or not?", I asked her. "Of course we are!!!", she happily hopped around and grabbed the supplies. "But first!" "Try this one cupcake." She handed me a oddly lumpy cupcake. *sigh* "Pinkie, you know I hate cupcakes." Pinkie looked at me like I had crashed one of her famous Welcome Parties. "B-but please. Just one bite. For me?", Pinkie pleaded. I groaned...and for some reason I felt like I had seen this before. "Fine just one bite." "Yay!!!", the pink mare exclaimed happily.

I took a small bite...and it tasted...pretty Damn good! I had never had a cupcake so delectable. I took another (rather large) bite...and another...and another...one more couldn't hurt, until I had devoured the whole damn thing. "Wow Pinkie that was delicious!" "Can we make some more now?", I happily asked her. "Of course! But we still need the last ingredient!", she joyfully stated to me. "But what else do we need? I mean we have sugar, batter, frosting, sprink-" "You!", Pinkie exclaimed. 'Huh?' I thought to myself. But before I could speak, my legs weakened, my vision faded, my reaction speed slowed, and I was sprawled on the cold floor on the bakery. *CHAPTER 1 END*

Awakening

*drip drip drip* I awakened strapped to a table to the sound of dripping water. With my head throbbing, I call out, "Hello? Anyone here?" No reply. I quickly adjust to my surroundings only to notice that it smells...really bad. "Dear Celestia, what is that?" This smell. It reeks...of death. My eyes finally adjust to the low light I'm in, although there's nothing I would've ever wanted to see. To the right side of the room,skulls. All around the room is decorated with various skulls of different shapes and sizes, there are pony, griffon, and even a few adolescent dragon skulls. Not only that, but there are even horns and wings of the different unicorns and pegasi that met there end in this disgusting place. Just this nearly causes me to gag. However what really makes me want to vomit are the skin wallpapers and dried organs hanging from the ceiling like some twisted party streamers. I now completely lose it. "Jesus f****** Christ!" "What the f*** is this place!", I scream aloud. Just then I here footsteps above me. "Hey! Hey! Can anyone help me!", I scream to the ceiling but it's to no avail. "Silly! They can't hear you! The the walls are soundproof, duh!" I recognize that voice. "Pinkie? Is that you?", I ask while searching for where the voice came from. "Of course it's me why wouldn't it be?" "Where are we?", I ask. As she walks into view and towards me, my heart stops racing. "We're in the basement silly!", Pinkie replies to my question while looking down at me. "And we're gonna play some really fun-erific games!" "Ok, but why have you got me strapped to this table?", I question her again. "Well to keep you from running when I do this!", the pink pony quickly exclaimed. "Wait what do yo- GWAAAAH!!!" Before I could finish my statement Pinkie Pie had driven a large butcher knife into my side, warm blood then gushed forth before I passed out from the pain. "Don't fall asleep yet, the fun's just starting!" *CHAPTER 2 END*