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Stay calm and Smile

by Disorderly chaos
You have lived for thousands of years and have not aged a day, then for no reason you were sent to a world with colorful talking magical annoying ponies. Now then how about when you first get there god attacks you and loses sounds great right? Nope

First story ever bring on the negative people and anyone else I can take all the positive and negative feedback you can send at me
Name: Lex Millennium
Age: PRETTY DAMN OLD
Sex: yes please


Lex Millennium was the oldest thing on his planet, he was older then the American and French Revolutions, he was older then the industrial revolution and the pyramids. In fact even he didn't even know how old he was. Then all he does is blink and he is in a forest when he was just walking through a mini-mart to get groceries for the foster children that lived down the road from him and to top it all off he frequently cusses (only never around children). And one finally thing he has the power to take others life energy from there very beings while not killing them. oh almost forgot he's a bit insane, just a little bit.
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I can give him any powers I want, but I wont ever over power him.
also this will mostly be first person(LEX)
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Teen
Incomplete
Human
Gore
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dark
Adventure
Sex
Tragedy
Random
 
MPODP

11479 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read

5 Chapters:

  1. Well you done Goofed.... 2014-03-28 03:20:22 UTC
    1196
  2. MUFFINS!!!!!! Oh and Dinky 2014-03-29 04:41:25 UTC
    1685
  3. *INSERT NAMES HERE* 2014-03-30 04:42:24 UTC
    2092
  4. THE PAST THE PRESENT THE *GASP* FUTURE! 2014-04-04 22:25:10 UTC
    3460
  5. My Date with destiny... mostly with a changeling though. 2014-04-14 10:29:28 UTC
    3046