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                       South Ponies                        
                    -by Wingsmadetofly-                    
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                     Spike is a dildo                      
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Spike is a dildo
It's a lovely morning in South Park,and the mares are currently at the bus stop with their lunchboxes.Suddenly,Spike comes from out of nowhere.
"Damn it,Spike is trying to follow me again"Twilight said,in an annoyed tone.Spike started talking,saying what sounded like a bunch of crap.
"Spike,you can't come to school with me!" Twilight said said impatiently as she tried to push him out of the way.
"Yeah,go home you little Dildo" Rainbow Dash said in a nonchalant voice.
"Hey!Don't call my number one assistant a Dildo" Twilight said in a nice voice,directing part of her comment towards spike.
Applejack joined in,questioning their conversation "What's 'ah...dildo?" She said,puzzled.
"I don't know,and I bet Rainbow Dash doesn't know either.She's a retard anyways!"Twilight said angrily at Rainbow Dash.
"Hey!I know what it means!"She said defensively.
"Well go ahead,tell us retard!"She said nudging rainbow dash to the side.
"What's ah dildo Pinkie?"Applejack said,turning towards Pinkies direction.
Pinkie talks,but her voice is muffled by a thick,orange coat.
"Mph rmph phrmph m phrmph mmr."
They all start laughing,hysterical.
"Yea!That's what Twilights assistant is alright!Rainbow Dash said in a mean voice.
Twilight lifts up Spike by the feet with her magic,and hits Rainbow Dash in the face.
Applejack starts laughing,stunned "Thatkicks ass!"
"Yea,check this one out.Spike,kick the baby"
"Don't kick the baby!"Spike said nervously.
"Kick the baby!"Twilight said,throwing spike down the icy road.
"Ahhh!"
Spike shoots down the road screaming,and lands in a group of mailboxes.
"Woah,Rainbow.Looks like you didn't get much sleep."Applejack said.
"Oh yea,I have having these crazy nightmares"Rainbow Dash said,trying to sound cool.
"What about?"
"Well..."