Discord laughed maniacally as he stood with the exhausted defeated Mane Six lying around him, drained of their strength and unable to so much as stand up anymore, their battle with the mad draconequus ended in their defeat.

"Nah ha ha ha! Nigga's, I be rollin' with wizards and shit!", the crazed entity of Chaos laughed, as he gave Lord Voldemort a high-five. "You can't touch this, you don't have this swagger, bitches!"

A loud gasp came from where Rarity lay, a look of shock on her face. "You can't say that dreadfully atrocious word in this fanfic! What if a colored person read this chapter?"

Discord just laughed even louder as a small pink cloud suddenly materialized over Rarity, and began soaking her with chocolate raindrops. "Bitch, I just beat all ya plotholes, I can say whatever I want! Besides," - Discord snapped his talon and in a flash his entire body had changed to a black-and-gray color - "I'm black as well, so stick that in your pipe and smoke it till you're HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH!". Discord's neck began to stretch upwards as he said that last part.

When his neck returned to its normal length, Twilight, albeit with difficulty due to her exhaustion, lifted herself up from the ground a little and looked towards the deranged black-man-wannabe. "You...won't get...away with...this..." she weakly muttered, before giving in and collapsing to the dirt again.

Discord smirked at the fallen alicorn. "Nigga, who's gonna stop me? You ain't riding with yo elements no more, you can't stop the Discord, bitch! I'mma start capping some asses." Discord clicked his paw and a pair of sunglasses appeared on his face, which he lowered as he gave Twilight a wicked grin. "And I ain't talking motherfucking donkeys, by the ways!"

Suddenly, a loud thunderous boom echoed all around, causing Discord to jerk his head up towards the sky, as did the rest of the Mane Six. To each of their shock and amazement, a giant wormhole began to open up high in the heavens, causing the clouds around it to swirl and turn in spiraling patterns. Flashes of lightning and massive thunderbolts blasted from out of the center of the wormhole, as a small figure began to descend down a ray of heavenly light, accompanied by the harmonic singing of an angelic choir.

"The fuck is this?" Discord exclaimed, surprised at what was happening. "The fuck is that?". He looked down at himself, and noticed two very large boobs hanging from his chest. "And the fuck are these?" he chuckled.

Its Discord, man. Deal with it.

Anyways, the figure slowly approached the ground, a few feet away from where Discord stood, and everyone - no, 'everypony', sorry - got a better look at this new challenger. Their jaws fell agape - and Discord's just fell off and grew legs and ran away to be with the dish and the spoon from that one nursery rhyme - at the sight of the greatest man to ever live.

"HOLY SWEET CELESTIA! IT'S CHUCK NORRIS!" all of the Mane Six cried in unison. Pinkie Pie fainted afterwards from the sheer awesomeness that was this god, this master of the black belt, this amazing ginger-haired man NOBODY had the balls to make fun of, lest they suffer a slow and agonizing death, and then be revived by his urine, and made to suffer an even worse death than before.

Discord's face fell, and he bent down to pick it back up and slap it back onto his head, and then let out a very feminine scream of horror. "Chcuk Norris!? But...but how? It's impossible!"

Chuck Norris, the man who attacked sharks when he smelled them bleed, gave the terrified draconequus a deathly stare as he popped his neck and spat onto the ground, causing a beautiful flower to appear where the saliva had landed. "I'm motherfucking Chuck Norris, bitch," the ultimate manly-man growled. "I take logic and sense by their necks, and fuck them right in their tight little asses."

And before Discord could say anything, he vomited a blob of his own blood, as Chuck Norris used his 'Instant Transmission' technique - which he taught to Goku, by the way - to appear right in front of Discord and thrust his literally flaming Dragon Fist straight through the Chaos spirit's chest.

Discord fell onto Chuck Norris's shoulder, breathing his last few seconds of life. With what little strength the draconequus had left, he turned his head to look at Chuck Norris. With a salute of one of his over-sized eyebrows, Discord managed to wheeze, "It was an honor to die by your hoof, Chuck Norris," followed by his hacking up a lung. Well, what was left of it, anyway.

Chuck Norris turned his head slowly to look at the pathetic dying weakling leaning against him. "Ahem, 'hands', asshole," the handsome son of a bitch and legendary woman-pleasing roundhouse-kicking warrior corrected, before blasting the dying Discord with his Super Ultra Mega Hyper Dragon Breath Attack, vaporizing the self-proclaimed master of Chaos forever.

His work now done, Chuck Norris looked to the sky while striking a heroic pose, and said, "I must go now. My planet needs me."

And then he floated away off the screen.

Hey, it's Chuck Norris. You don't question what he does unless you have a death-wish.

Author's Note

Chuck Norris.

Because Chuck Norris can Chuck AND Norris the shit out of you.