Titanfall Equestrian Warfare

"Well that was fuckin weird" Ethan said. Indeed it was The three pilots were piloting their titans away from the burning town.

Their titans were completely covered in pie from head to toe. "Why the fuck were they throwing pies at us?" Ryan said to no one in particular. "I'm guessing it was their form of defense, as dumb as that sounds" Jeff responded. "Do you think its edible?" Ethan asked.

"Who cares. Look we have to get to the outskirts of their main capital" Jeff said railing the conversation to the mission at hand. "You mean that giant fucking castle attached to the mountain? no prob, that will be easy as pie" Ryan said, giggling at his joke a bit. "Shut up Ryan" Ethan groaned. "Jeff, how much longer till we get to their capital?" Ethan asked.

"It should take an hour at best"

One hour later.

*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*

These sounds were echoing off the mountain side of Canterlot, indicating a battle was taking place.

"Goddamnit we're late for the fuckin' battle!" Ryan yelled angrily over their intercoms. "We better get over there quick for a piece of action!" Ethan said, Ethan then activated his Stryder's unlimited dash core. Once it was activated Ethan sped off towards the burning Capital. "Guess that's our cue to haul ass" Jeff said using his strafe's sufficently to catch up with his speedy comrade. Leaving Ryan in the dust with his Orgre. :GODFUCKING DAMMIT!! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!! ATLEAST STOP HALFWAY FOR ME!!" Jeff and Ethan obviously didn't care or shut off their intercom's because they didn't stop.

"UNICORN DOWN! I REPEAT UNICO-" The Pegasus guard wasn't able to finish his warning, mostly due to the fact a bullet wen't through his head, slicing through his helmet like butter. To say the ponie's we're losing was an understatement. THEY WERE GETTING THERE HORSE ASSES HANDED TO THEM.

The entrance to the Canterlot castle was shut closed, the royal sisters made a retreat order for their troops to retreat inside the castle. Leaving the city in ruins. "Sister a metal giant is approaching the gate!" Luna said with much urgency in her voice.

"We have unicorns stationed by the door to hold back the beasts, and Pegasi in the air ready to divebomb them" Luna said in gasps.

"Then I must help" Celestia got up of her throne and began walking to the gate to aid her troops. "Princess will all do respect you can't go out there it's to-" Twilight was cut off by Celesti'as raised hoof. "I will not sit idly by and watch as my ponies are slaughtered " Celestia resumed her walk to the gate with a look of determination on here face.

"I will come to" Twilight said with a look of determination on her face the same with Celestia's. Normally Celestia would've said no but she needed all the help she could get, and besides with their combined magic the metal beasts shouldn't be able to do a scratch against their magic shield. Celestia,Luna Shining armor and thirty other unicorn guards stood a little ways from the door ready for the giant mass of metal to bust through. Everything was silent even the gun fire had stopped.

*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* Enormous footsteps could be heard fast approaching the gate. Then all of a sudden it stopped. There was a  loud explosion and the golden gate was blown off it's hinges. Stood in it's wake was a massive burly metal machine.

The ponies just stood there having a staring contest with the thing,until it started to charge. It was quite slow which worked to the ponies advantage, the ponies quickly put up their defensive shield around themselves awaiting to see if their combined might could withstand a blow from the beast. The titan finally reached the shield and punched it with it's metal hand. It began punching it over and over again, but still having the same result. Nothing happening. The titan stopped punching the shield and began to slowly back up. on this motion the princesses quickly started to focus all of their magic into a powerful ranged attack, this wen't same for the unicorns. An unmatched surge of energy was shot at the titan.It almost sent the metal hulk flying if it didn't exploded.

Once the beast blew up all of the ponies began cheering. What they didn't notice was the black silhouette of a Styrder class titan.

Ethan had watched the death of one of the other pilot's squad death. Ethan thought it was going to be his time to shine so to do this he. He charged into the smosh pit of ponies crushing a bunch of the guards. The ponies didn't have enough time to react to the beasts appearance because of it's speed. 'RETREAT TO INSIDE OF THE CASTLE EVERYPONY!!" Celestia said with her royal Canterlot voice. This snapped everyone out of their stupor and they began to run towards the castle doors. The Stryder titan saw Celestia flying in mid air just up to Ethans titans face.

Ethan plucked Celestia out of the air with his robot hands and crushed her, smashed her to bits, Celestia was no more. Everyone looked in shock at their fallen princess now realizing the magnitude of their situation.

The titan aimed his large Quad rocket missile launcher at the retreating ponies. But then the craziest thing happened. Something large fell from the sky, it was a atlas class militia titan and it landed right on top of Ethans titan crushing him out of the plain of existence.