THIS IS RUBBER!!!!!

by bronyguy212

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Human, Comedy
Length: 270

wake up in equestria...in a ditch with a blue fruit hungry eat it now your rubber...what could possibly go wrong?

your anonymous unknown…in eqeustria…oh god

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-29 04:41:49 UTC

pilot

huh wha were am i?your in a ditch moron.shut up brain!geeze okay...whats that fruit?shutup.whats that fruit?(sigh)(chomp)ah there no more hungryness...why am i all tingly?hmm...oh well lets climb...i reached the top with rubber arms...RUBBER ARMS!?!...awesome.(3 hours later)GUM GUM CANNON!!!.i screamed as i raced trough the air.(poomf!)i landed...on a cloud...with a cyan pegasis...why is the cloud yellow?it screamed and punched me off.GUM GUM GRAPPLE! i screamed and stretched my hand and grabbed a cloud.i was safe...with hundreds of multicolered ponies staring at me in fear.

THIS IS RUBBER!!!I wanted to scream.but what came out was "sup".AHH MONSTER!!!they all screamed while galloping to their houses.well that could have gone better.agreed.i then let go of the cloud and made it down safely.i looked around and found a library.i knocked...no answer. i come in peace...nothing oh well.i found a couple trees faced toward a castle grabbed the trees ran away and launched.i went flying. i arrived in no time barely enough speed to break through the window...meh i'll pay for it later.i walked into what looked like a throne room to see ponies in black carrying a white gagged hose with something around a horn and wings...6 of them altogether...time to see what these babies can do.i rubber punched one and sent him through a wall.i twisted my arms grabbed a pony jumped over him.GUM GUM HAMMER!!!I screamed sending him up and spinning from my arms unfolding and crashed him down on three ponies i punched the last one away like the first.i grabbed a key from one. i untied the gag and the thing holding the wings down and unlocked the horn.