the band of gwar in equstria
''Face it Cory were lost'' "were not lost Dave'' Dave now looking at the map wondering when they will get to new mexico
''been where's the map'' Dave said ''looking at it there's no way we can be lost ''Hey Dave'' ''what'' ''we've gotta flat'' ''stop the bus''
''mike grab the spare tire'' ''what oh the tire'' mike went to the back of the truck to grab the spare.
(mean while in ponyvill) ''twilight can't you just not think about it for a while'' ''there's something in ever free send a letter to the princess right away she need to know about this thing in the ever free forest'' ''and if it's nothing'' ''will see spike if it is nothing'' (back at the bus) ''what so heavy'' Dave going to there storage unit connected to the back of the bus.
Oping it grabbing out his sword ''this is so post to way nothing at all'' he said to him self ''Dave get back in the bus'' a loud roar could be heard form the fount of the bus Dave ran to Cory '' what the fuck is that thing'' Dave triped and slammed his sword into the creatures head what ''could have happen'' ''is it a lion or a giant bat'' ''ahhhhhh!!!!'' Twlight screamed "what is that" ''don't worry twlight there just humaaaa'' Luna now looking down '' you're highness whats wrong'' it kill...ll...ed a man..in...core twlight looking down also ''it did kill a manicore'' she was shocked to see a powerful beast dead with a strange sword in it's head ''what happen''.
''this is fucking strange what the fuck'' Cory said in shock "what's all the commotion out here'' mike now with the new tire he dropped it on the ground in shock horses with wings and horns what the fuck were they going to do now. ''guards'' luna cried ''stay the fuck aeay form us Dave having the sword in his hand again. We won't hurt you don't do any....'' luna was caught off by a loud nose the bus horn making the sound ''what is that thing'' one guard in a ceoures voice with a bit of shock. dave get in Dave ran to the back of the bus and closed the storage unit and rain in side the bus with is sword what ''the fuck Dave'' jmaeison woke up in the commotion ''what the fuck guy'' ''you were a sleep'' Cory said angrily ''yeah'' ''Dave what now'' ''we find where we are first'' (five hores latter).
Stop the bus Dave let's check out our stuff they all went to the storage truck ''we need to be scary'' cory noded his head and they all put on there costume Jizmak Da Gusha,Beefcake the Mighty, Balsac the JawsFlattus Maximus,and Oderus Urungus. ''mike what are you doing'' ''I can't take off this helmet'' it's easy he could take his off ether '' what the fuck is going on here'' he frabed his sworf and it felt like nothing now thew all grabbed there prop tools but they were real what is happening to them and what the fuck is this (back at counterlot).
''you'r hineesess we've been loking for these human but we have found weird beast's they look human but'' ''but'' ''there not''.''twlight'' ''yes you're hiness'' ''take youre friends and find the humans or the beast'' (back at the bus) '' ''now what'' ''there's two options we turn our selfs in or fight our way out of this'' ''can we just think dave!!!!'' screaming ''mike let's get some sleep'' "yeah" mike said in a tired voice come on let's some sleep. They rested for the night what can be told or heard is beyond Dave's mind so all they could do is just rest just rest for now when the rose up this morning can be told as weard ''beast monster demons'' ''ma'am were just lost that's all we just want to know where we are can you tell us whoa''' dave said ''pleas don't do anything to me'' ''we've got no idea where we are'' ''how can you not know where you are'' ''monster'' ''its just a bus'' cory said in a annoyed voice ''there you are'' luna said ''monster's'' ''cory do we have a plan B'' ''yes run!!!!!!!!'' Dave swung his sword hiting and sliting a street light in half ''guards get them'' ''get in the buss get in the buss''. ''stop foul beast's'' ''faster!!!!!'' "get a grip cory now we have to go'' ''mike toss me that whiskey cory yuo'r lighter'' dave took one of his shirts and stuffed it in the bottle and set it on fire and thew it at one of the guards ''who wants cooked horse'' he said taunting the ponys ''dave were clear'' ''let's think abou our new plain'' mike said (back at cantolot) ''sister the beast set one of our best on fire he's in the hospitol we need the elements'' ''these creature are not to be resioned with'' ''kapten'' ''yes you'r hiness'' ''get a group of guards and find these creatures and take that mare lyra with you and find out what she knows
(back at the buss) thses are troubleing times ''what are we going to do this is a disaster'' cory said ''cory calm down just think we are gwaar we have become the monster so let's find out of this situation'' ''this is a disaster mike'' ''Dave what do you think we should do'' "I don't know'' (pop). "What was that'' ''rainbow yore crazy there demons'' ''what do we do dave'' dave still having his costume on ''we become gwar put on youre suits''
''changeleings'' rainbow screamed out ''IM ODERUS'' oderus grabed the changling by it's leg and it's body from it's legs what followed was gashing blood form the now gone section of the changelings leg. ''IM BALL-ZACK THE JAWS OF DEATH" ball-zack grabed a changeling and rips his heart out with his jaws. "IM FLATTUS MAXIMIS'' maximis grabed a changelig and toure it in half squarting blood at rainbow. "IM Sleazy P. Martini'' sleazy grabed out his shut gun and aimed at a changeling buring it's face off."IM BEEF CAKE THE MIGHTY" beef cake grabed a changeling and riped his nut sack off squartin blood all over the gruond and riping out it's gut's ''demons stop right now'' luna spoke in her equstrain voice ''letus slay slay'' oderus screamed louder than any alcon roal voice could
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