Grand Theft Equestria 5

by BlazedDragon

The Methhead

Previous Chapter

Traveling Miles and Miles from a Barn to a Single Town was Tough, Savoring Water, Food, and Other stuff, But no...

All Trevor was Looking for was METH.

Trevors Perspective

I Scrambled Acrossed the Ground like a Rotting Dying Horse, Looking for Meth, Or Any possible Drug i can find, Nothing but plain Grass, flowers and Damn Horses. I Was Sick of this Fucking Wasteland that these 2 Fuckers call "Paradise" Because they Never Realise that we Were SO GOD DAMN CLOSE TO FUCKING GETTING OUR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS!!

*Huff* *Huff...*

"Forget Finding Drug's Dipshit" Michael Said Trying to Reduce down My Insanity. This made him worse. "Shut your Fucking Mouth AssWipe." I Said, Trying to look around,

Michaels Perspective

That Little Shit Is Wasting his Time Trying to get Himself Killed, Man I wish i was back In Rockford Hills, Now i Lost my Fucking Family, My Wife, My Kids, My Friends, AND My Own Fucking Life.

Third Person Perspective

They Traveled through the Carriage, Looking around. Comforting themselves,

*POP POP*

Loud Cracking Popping Sounds of Guns Spurted through the Air as the 3 Humans took Cover in the Carriage, Trevor Peeked to Seeing the Only thing that He Hates more than his Friends. The LSPD, How the Hell did they Get here? "Its the LSPD..." Trevor Said to Michael Very Rushed and Frightened "Shit, We Cant Do thi-" Michael Said Until a Gunshot Hit the Carriage. "FASTER APPLEJACK FASTER!" Michael Yelled While Franklin and Trevor were Hustling through the Carriage, AppleJack and the Big Red Fat Pony Began to Run Faster Than they Ever Could, They were Struggling and Having Meanings to Escape the Terrible Cops That Stumble Upon their Peace.

*Creeeeaaak* *SMASH* A Sound of a Car Crashing on the Ground Was Impacted onto the 3 Humans As they Peeked, Seeing a Crumbled LSPD TradeMarked Car. They Looked at Eachother As the Car Stayed at the Location.

5:30PM - PonyVille - Equestria

*Creeeak* *Slam* Went the Door as the 3 Humans Exited the Carriage, Seeing nothing But Colorful, Talking, Social Ponies. As they Stepped out and Looked around. Everyone Stared at them...

Vigorously, Trevor Steps into the Conversation and Speaks, "Hi...We Are not Here to Hurt you...We are Here....To Kill You." Trevor Said Jokingly Frightening All the Citizens As they Stumble into their Homes, Looking for Shelter. "Good Fucking Job Trevor" Michael Said Sarcasticly  At Trevor While he is Mad at his Friend. "Everyone! Yo! We are Not going to Hurt you!" Franklin Said out in the middle of a Empty Town To the Homes. Dramatically, Someone Answered. "A'h Think You Should Go...Probally See Twilight.." Applejack Said to Michael, They Looked around but Caught their eyes onto a tree House, Bigger than a Tree. It was like a Mansion.

They Walked up the Humongus Tree, Looking at all The Branches, Leafs and Stuff thats On it. They Open the Door, Seeing nothing but a Purple Unicorns. "Hel- ALIENS!" The Purple Unicorn Yelled as she Tried Running Upstairs."Whoa Whoa Whoa! Were Friendly!" Michael Said as of then the Unicorn Calmed and Walked to them. "So What are you 3?" The Purple Unicorn Said to the 3 Humans "People?" Trevor Exclaimed to the Unicorn.

"Wait a Minute...I Remember your Type of Life-Forms." The Purple Unicorn said as she Pulls a book from a Wooden Shelf, Scanning the book, She finds the Page she needs. "You 3 Are Humans, a Rare Species That Communicate in Sorts of Ways" The Purple Unicorn Says. "I Partake It that you Know Equestrian Language, You Speak it Very Well." The Purple Unicorn Said. "Wait. Equestrian? That Makes NO Sense, Thats like a Rip-Off of English" Franklin said to the Purple Unicorn Confused.  "Well, Okay? Anyways, Whats your Guy's Nam-"

*SMASH!!!!* *!?*

*BANG BANG* *BANG BANG*

"LSPD are Onto Us Guys!" Trevor Exclaimed As then They Ran out with the Purple Unicorn Into a Forest "What is the LSPD?" Said The Purple Unicorn "Its Police, Like Guards." Said Michael As they Run around into the Forest, As they Hear nothing but Fading Gunshots. They Look around in the Dark Insecure Area they have Walked into. "You Took Us...And Me...Into the Everfree Forest!!?" The Purple Unicorn Yells at the 3 Humans."It Was our Only Choi-" Franklin Said Until He Heard a Gunshot, It Hit His Stoumach As he Looked at his Stoumach, Gasping for Air and Struggling to Stay Alive. As they are Looking at Franklin, Falling Down and Tumbling to the Ground, Michael and Trevor Pick him up and Try to find Shelter to Help him.

"They Got Franklin, They GOT FRANKLIN!" Trevor Said Helping Franklin Up And Carrying Him With a Wooden Plank Board they Found. "Is This Franklin Guy Okay!?" The Purple Unicorn Exclaimed Worried "NO! HES HURT!" Michael Yelled at Twilight.  As of Then, Twilight was Very Hurt in the Heart. She Looked At herself and Was Dissapointed of the OutBurst From Michael. A Sinking Feeling Went down her Neck and Mane as she Tried Helping them to a Hut that They Found.

"Your going to be Okay Franklin." Michael Said to Franklin as they Put him on the table, Clearing off Liquid Wastes of Sorts, Potions, Medicines. This Looked like a Brewers Area.

"I Guess we Forgot to Introduce ourselves" The Purple Unicorn said, "My name is Twilight Sparkle, a Student of Princess Celestia." Twilight Proudly Said. "Im Trevor, This Scumbag is Michael, And this Thing you Call a Human is Franklin." Said Trevor. "Well im Sorry for my Mis-Understanding, About you all" Said Twilight "Nah, No Hard Feelings Twilight." Michael Said.