//-------------------------------------------------------// Grand Theft Equestria 5 -by BlazedDragon- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// Well Ill Be Damned... //-------------------------------------------------------// Well Ill Be Damned... "You Sure About This?" Trevor Exclaims as they Gas out the suits. "I Am Willing to Take your Cut Michael..." Trevor Said Evily Grinned to the Max. "Nah...Shut up Trevor..." Michael Reclined At Trevor, Into a Face to Face Motioned Argument.."Shut the Fuck Up Both of you!!" Franklin Says, Exclaiming Out to Both to get the message Across... They Stay Silent out of Social contact for atleast 3 minutes...Unpacking the Suits, Preparing Credential I.D's, Getting the Car Loaded With Spike Strips...Loading the Guns....And Planning it... 3:30PM Strawberry Ave - Benefacter Serano "Okay guys...Dont Panic..." Michael Says quietly... "I know Dumbass...Noones Panicing..." Trevor Smashes Back to his Ears. Making him Pent up. As of then, The Ground Starts to Shake...As they Look around...Thinking it was Construction. But no... It was a Sinkhole Coming...the Ground Cracked and Rumbled As the 3 Robbers Yelled in Fear... As the Falling Heights of the Car Happens, they Smashed Deeply into the Area of a Colorful Green Cartoon Background... 5:00PM ???? - ???? Michael Wakes up as he Starts to see the Shredded and Burnt car, Burnt to shreds and Tumbled to Dirt. a 5000$ Car Wasted...He thought and looked around, Seeing his 2 Buddies Alive, But Unconsious. Suspiciously to his concern, he Crawls out, Begging for Help... "Holy Shit...God Hope that the Fucking Water that Jimmy Gave me Didnt have that Fucking....Drug..." He Reclined As he Looked at the ground, All Colorful and Green, just as a Granny Smith Apple... "Yo...Trevor! Franklin! Wake up!" Michael Rushed to them, They Slowly Conched Out of their Sleep and woke up, Noticing the world that they were in, They dont think that this was a Anesthetic Trip. They Looked Twoards a Small barn near the area, As they creased out from the car, they Walked, Limped and Struggled to get to the barn. From that Certain Dimensional angle, They Notice a Orange Horse...A Sort of Weird....Equine... "So Apparently, We Now Have Orange Horses That we can Pet or Ride?..." Trevor Said Confused out of his Mind "What the Fuck is this, Some sort of Fucking Roleplay!?" He Exclaimed to the Horse "Beg Ya Pardon, But A'h A'hm Not a Horse....Im a Pony...." The Orange Horse Said in a Swayed Furious Motioning. "Is it Me...Or is it our Fucking Heads Hitting Too Hard..." Michael Exclaimed "What the Fuck are We gonna do now Michael?" Franklin Said Desperated Into Motion. "Franklin....Buddo....Amigo....Homie..o...Calm down, Lemme Take Care of this..." Trevor said Stupidly as the Words slept out of his Mind. "So....Horses Can Talk....Fucking Good, Now we just need 3 packs of Cocaine, Franklin, You Supply it-" Trevor Said Before Rudely Interrupted "The Fuck? You Think im Some Fucking Dope Dealer Nigga?" Franklin Said Angrily As he Pouched out his Solid cold Metal Wooden Gripped M1911 out of his Pocket, Aiming it at Trevor. "Whoa Whoa Easy...Dont Wanna Clip All of your Ammo.." Trevor Said Scared Fakingly Looking at Franklin. "Excuse me but Whats this....Cocaine?" The Orange Horse said In Concern "Lets see...Its a Fucking Drug, That You Fucking Snort into your Nose Dumbass, Are you Dumb?..." Trevor Said to the Horse as she was Giving Trevor a Insulted Look "Hey AppleJack! AppleJack!" A Squeaky Noise Exclaims from the Barn. As The 3 Humans Looked at the barn, They see a cute Vanillia  Fur Colored Red Haired Ponytailed Filly, Trying to do Tricks. "Im trying to Find my Cutie Mark!" The Vanilla Filly Said. "What in the Living Fuck is a Cutie Mark?" Michael Exclaimed to the Horse "Well...In Equestria-" Applejack Said Before he was Rudely Interrupted. "Wait...What in the Living Fuck...Equestria...My Little Pony...Fucking...JIMMY!" Michael Yells into Anger as he Looks at the sky Tearing his Hope and regrets into Shreds, More than from Shreds to Cells. "That Fucking...Ngah...That Fucking...Brony...Whatever He Fucking Calls Him Self..." Michael Said Trying to Find the Right Words out of his Head "Michael...Bronies?...Your Sons a Brony?...." Trevor Cracked up in his Voice, Couldnt Being able to hold it back, Trevor Spilled a big bucket of Laughter all over Michael. "Fuck off Trevor..." Michael Said Angrily. Even though Michael Couldnt Get his Son off of his Mind, He Just now wants to Wrap his hands around the Kids Fucking Throat. "Wait....I remember Jimmy Installing that Show App...On My Phone...Probally Will Tell us Who these Peopl-Er...Ponies...Are? Michael said Abruptly Before Trying to get the app on The App Displays and Flashes out a Fashionable Logo and shows Characters, One of them Resembles Applejack, The Orange Horse...Without the Reading Glasses that Michael Has, He was Hard to Read it.."Toilet...Sprinke..." Michael Said to the Orange Horse. "You Fucking...Ugh...Thats Applejack...Read by the Fucking Names and Photos Dumbass!" Trevor Snapped at Michael For. "M'ah Name is Applejack, And this is M'ah Sister Applebloom." Applejack Said to the 3 Humans. "Why do you...Say Those...Foul Words so much?" Applejack Explained to the 3 humans "Because we Want to and we Fucking Can, Deal with it Prick." Trevor Said Magically out of his Mouth. Still, Applejack Gave him a Insulted Look Yet Again... "What...What did i Even Do..AppleSmack.." Trevor Said to the Pony, As they Argued, Michael Chatted to the Filly, Franklin Chilled Along the Hay, Looking at the 2 Stooges Doing their Things. "Everyone, We need to know where We are....Where we can Find Peopl- I mean, Ponies and Get the Hell Outta Here." Michael Jacked out to Everyone as they looked at him Demandingly. "First things First, Wheres this....Twi....Light...Sparkle?" Michael Said to Applejack "Just about 3 Miles from here, I can Ride you there by Carrages" Applejack said Calmly to Michael as of then, they see a Red pony, Big, Fat, Aparrently Muscular but is Holding a big Carriage. "Well I'll Be damned.." Trevor Said in a Surprised Presence //-------------------------------------------------------// The Methhead //-------------------------------------------------------// The Methhead Traveling Miles and Miles from a Barn to a Single Town was Tough, Savoring Water, Food, and Other stuff, But no... All Trevor was Looking for was METH. Trevors Perspective I Scrambled Acrossed the Ground like a Rotting Dying Horse, Looking for Meth, Or Any possible Drug i can find, Nothing but plain Grass, flowers and Damn Horses. I Was Sick of this Fucking Wasteland that these 2 Fuckers call "Paradise" Because they Never Realise that we Were SO GOD DAMN CLOSE TO FUCKING GETTING OUR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS!! *Huff* *Huff...* "Forget Finding Drug's Dipshit" Michael Said Trying to Reduce down My Insanity. This made him worse. "Shut your Fucking Mouth AssWipe." I Said, Trying to look around, Michaels Perspective That Little Shit Is Wasting his Time Trying to get Himself Killed, Man I wish i was back In Rockford Hills, Now i Lost my Fucking Family, My Wife, My Kids, My Friends, AND My Own Fucking Life. Third Person Perspective They Traveled through the Carriage, Looking around. Comforting themselves, *POP POP* Loud Cracking Popping Sounds of Guns Spurted through the Air as the 3 Humans took Cover in the Carriage, Trevor Peeked to Seeing the Only thing that He Hates more than his Friends. The LSPD, How the Hell did they Get here? "Its the LSPD..." Trevor Said to Michael Very Rushed and Frightened "Shit, We Cant Do thi-" Michael Said Until a Gunshot Hit the Carriage. "FASTER APPLEJACK FASTER!" Michael Yelled While Franklin and Trevor were Hustling through the Carriage, AppleJack and the Big Red Fat Pony Began to Run Faster Than they Ever Could, They were Struggling and Having Meanings to Escape the Terrible Cops That Stumble Upon their Peace. *Creeeeaaak* *SMASH* A Sound of a Car Crashing on the Ground Was Impacted onto the 3 Humans As they Peeked, Seeing a Crumbled LSPD TradeMarked Car. They Looked at Eachother As the Car Stayed at the Location. 5:30PM - PonyVille - Equestria *Creeeak* *Slam* Went the Door as the 3 Humans Exited the Carriage, Seeing nothing But Colorful, Talking, Social Ponies. As they Stepped out and Looked around. Everyone Stared at them... Vigorously, Trevor Steps into the Conversation and Speaks, "Hi...We Are not Here to Hurt you...We are Here....To Kill You." Trevor Said Jokingly Frightening All the Citizens As they Stumble into their Homes, Looking for Shelter. "Good Fucking Job Trevor" Michael Said Sarcasticly  At Trevor While he is Mad at his Friend. "Everyone! Yo! We are Not going to Hurt you!" Franklin Said out in the middle of a Empty Town To the Homes. Dramatically, Someone Answered. "A'h Think You Should Go...Probally See Twilight.." Applejack Said to Michael, They Looked around but Caught their eyes onto a tree House, Bigger than a Tree. It was like a Mansion. They Walked up the Humongus Tree, Looking at all The Branches, Leafs and Stuff thats On it. They Open the Door, Seeing nothing but a Purple Unicorns. "Hel- ALIENS!" The Purple Unicorn Yelled as she Tried Running Upstairs."Whoa Whoa Whoa! Were Friendly!" Michael Said as of then the Unicorn Calmed and Walked to them. "So What are you 3?" The Purple Unicorn Said to the 3 Humans "People?" Trevor Exclaimed to the Unicorn. "Wait a Minute...I Remember your Type of Life-Forms." The Purple Unicorn said as she Pulls a book from a Wooden Shelf, Scanning the book, She finds the Page she needs. "You 3 Are Humans, a Rare Species That Communicate in Sorts of Ways" The Purple Unicorn Says. "I Partake It that you Know Equestrian Language, You Speak it Very Well." The Purple Unicorn Said. "Wait. Equestrian? That Makes NO Sense, Thats like a Rip-Off of English" Franklin said to the Purple Unicorn Confused.  "Well, Okay? Anyways, Whats your Guy's Nam-" *SMASH!!!!* *!?* *BANG BANG* *BANG BANG* "LSPD are Onto Us Guys!" Trevor Exclaimed As then They Ran out with the Purple Unicorn Into a Forest "What is the LSPD?" Said The Purple Unicorn "Its Police, Like Guards." Said Michael As they Run around into the Forest, As they Hear nothing but Fading Gunshots. They Look around in the Dark Insecure Area they have Walked into. "You Took Us...And Me...Into the Everfree Forest!!?" The Purple Unicorn Yells at the 3 Humans."It Was our Only Choi-" Franklin Said Until He Heard a Gunshot, It Hit His Stoumach As he Looked at his Stoumach, Gasping for Air and Struggling to Stay Alive. As they are Looking at Franklin, Falling Down and Tumbling to the Ground, Michael and Trevor Pick him up and Try to find Shelter to Help him. "They Got Franklin, They GOT FRANKLIN!" Trevor Said Helping Franklin Up And Carrying Him With a Wooden Plank Board they Found. "Is This Franklin Guy Okay!?" The Purple Unicorn Exclaimed Worried "NO! HES HURT!" Michael Yelled at Twilight.  As of Then, Twilight was Very Hurt in the Heart. She Looked At herself and Was Dissapointed of the OutBurst From Michael. A Sinking Feeling Went down her Neck and Mane as she Tried Helping them to a Hut that They Found. "Your going to be Okay Franklin." Michael Said to Franklin as they Put him on the table, Clearing off Liquid Wastes of Sorts, Potions, Medicines. This Looked like a Brewers Area. "I Guess we Forgot to Introduce ourselves" The Purple Unicorn said, "My name is Twilight Sparkle, a Student of Princess Celestia." Twilight Proudly Said. "Im Trevor, This Scumbag is Michael, And this Thing you Call a Human is Franklin." Said Trevor. "Well im Sorry for my Mis-Understanding, About you all" Said Twilight "Nah, No Hard Feelings Twilight." Michael Said.