Roomates!

by xmenlover592

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Discord, Twilight Sparkle, Anthro, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Fluttershy, Spike, Comedy
Length: 1566

Discord is rooming with Twi for the week.

Fluttershy has to attend a meeting about where to build the next city and if the animals are fine with it. Meanwhile, Discord is having a sleep over with Princess Twilight. This should be fun!

Published 2014-03-30 04:30:06 UTC
Last updated 2014-05-25 06:34:47 UTC

Day 2

"Wake up!" Discord was just waking up to a purple mare who looked ready for everything. "Where is your alarm?" I set it right here by your bed."

"I think I may have turned it into a role of duct tape." He said in a slurred and hard to understand way. "It is probably under my tail." He then rolled over back to sleep.

Twilight tried to pull Discord's tail, but-there is no easy way to say this-Discord is fat. When you have chocolate rain following you and don't have to move to get anywhere, you tend to gain a few pounds.

Twilight finally after pushing for about twenty minutes got his tail to move. Just enough for her to grab the duct tape. For some reason it was covered in a more horse like pony that looked a lot like Fluttershy. Twilight set it down and used a fail safe spell on it. Luckily it worked, this time.

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Finally Discord was ready to go in public. Of course Twilight had to take his top hat, cane, and monocle. Now they had to go out and get groceries.

As soon as Discord steps his paw into the super market all the young fillies try to climb him, as if he were a play house. "

"Excuse me, but could you please get off my friend?" Twilight asked.

The foals stopped and stared at the town's new princess. "Princess." The voice trailed off into the crowd. They started to fall off.

Shoot. Twilight thought, Now they want to climb on top of me! Twilight took the chance to run out the door before the children.

"DISCORD GET OUT OF THERE!"she yelled back. As Twi turned her head forwards, to look where she is going, she noticed Discord was right beside her about to pass her.

Finally at home Twilight made sure to lock the doors and windows. "I'm just going to watch some TV." Discord slumped onto his bed/couch(but mainly couch) and watched "So You Think Your a Unicorn?" with the host Phantom Horn.

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"NOOOOO! Not Lyra! She had the best magic of them-" Twilight had just turned off the TV using her magic. She turned over in her bed and mumbled something under her breath.

"You know it really isn't polite to say something under your breath," Discord yelled from his magical bed, of imaginary adventures.

"I didn't say anything."

"I'm pretty sure you did. What did you say my bestest of best friends." Discord said still on his bed but closer to Twilight's bed.

" I said nothing!"

"Oooooh come on!" Discord's bed was now right next to Twilight's.

"Fine. I said mmmphmm."

"What?"

" I said it is a stupid show."

Discord leaned up. "Y-you must be joking?"

"No. When I was about 10 I entered and was immediately kicked off."

"Oh. You should enter again now and win."

"Only unicorns can enter." Twilight stayed focused on her book but leaned up to talk more.

"Oh I know how to fix that, but I'm tired so nighty night." Discord moved his bed back then fell asleep.

Day 3

"I don't know about this. Isn't this like cheating?" The purple alicorn looked up from under a burlap sheet.

"No... Just using your resources." Discord replied.

Twilight hardly heard this over the roaring audience. Discord put his lion claw into a small bag and pulled out a top hat by bill. He shook out a pair of thick black glasses with tape in the middle. "With these your entire look will change and nopony will know it is you." Discord shoved the glasses on Twilight's nose.

A bright white light flashed on Twi's face. Instantly a new mare was in Twilight's place. Only wearing the same glasses.

Her tail was blue and a darker blue just like her mane. Her coat was a mint green and her horn was as sharp as a blade.

"Who am I?" A deeper voice said. "You, my new BFF, are Kist, Sun Kist." a giggling voice replied.

"SUN KISS!" A stallion on the intercom mispronounced.

Twilight walked onto the stage biting her lip. She sat in front of cameras, impatient ponies, and 3 judging judges.

Oh Celestia. Please let me pass! ~~Twilight~~ Sunkist took a stance on the stage and focused.

Instead of nice purple light bursting out here horn, pink sparks raced out. Bouncing wall to wall breaking into Twi, I mean Sun's concentration. Sunkist flew onto the ground with a loud thud. The crowd let out a collecting gasp, the a roaring laughter.

Tears grouped in Sunkist's eyes. She looked down and slowly got up. As she exited, stage right.

"That w-was great!" Discord laid his paw on her mane. She kicked her glasses off and turned back to her purple self.

"Let's go home."

Author's Note

I'm running out of what to write in this story. Plz if you have any ideas, plz message me. I appreciate all ideas.

Day 4

Author's Note

ALL OF THIS HAPPENED BEFORE TE SEASON 4 FINALE!!!!!!!!!!

Day 4

Twilight didn't move. She didn't eat. All she did was lay in bed. Discord went the day without TV.

"Come on Twilight," Discord tried nervously. "It was just a dumb game show anyway, like the judges."
"No small joke will make me feel all better."
"Well, what will?"
"An award that is genuine. That I earn! So, none of your magic."

Discord thought, and strived over how he could get Twilight happy again.

Spike thrusted thru the door with a blue and white cat by his side.
"Hey Twi! Look at this cat! He is blue and-" Discird had put a claw over Spike's mouth.
"Twilight's in a bad mood, I'd rather have everypony leave her alone. Just go outside," Discord whispered.

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"So I have a plan!" A dry erase board was summoned as Discord snatched a marker from thin air. "So Twi is in a bad mood. To fix that we need her to gain an award."
"How? She can't enter any contest, because she is an alicorn."
"Since Celestia and I are going out, I can ask and see if Celestia would like to hold an... Are you ready for this? ALICORN CONTEST!!!
"So all of the alicorn's of Equestria, Cadence, Celestia, Luna, Rarity, and Neon Lights, will be racing together?"
"Those last 2 aren't really alicorns," Twilight responded thru small whispers into her pillow.

Day 1

Author's Note

The characters are like the picture except not in dresses. all the time....

Day 1

"You sure you will be nice with her? I remeber what happened last time!." Fluttershy looked back worried as Discord pushed Fluttershy's suitcase onto the train. "I'll be fine. Now go. Have fun!" Discord lifted his feet off the ground and let a grin crawl on his snout.

"Ok. Bye." Fluttershy got onto the train with her suitcase and closed the door. Almost immediately the train started.

Discord turned around and flipped onto his stomach. "Sooooooo, I could braid your hair or we could talk about boys, oh oh how about make some pancakes?" He held out on laughing but a few giggles got thorough. "No!" Twilight replied,"We are going home eating Ramen, and then going to sleep. Kay?" Twilight folded her arms, turned around, and walked away from him.

"Fine." Discord laid on his back with his hands behind his head, and followed his 'favorite' little princess.

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Discord threw his bag onto Twilight's bed. "Why don't you have a wall? Just to separate your room from the PUBLIC library." Twilight had just walked in and already she was annoyed. "Because I haven't put one up." Twi turned around to close the door, but as she turned around there was a wall. A large wooden wall by her bed.

"Yes. Yes. This is much better." Discord leaned around the wall. "Like it?"

"No." Twilight let out a side and brought her hand to her face. "Can you please get ride of it?"

"I don't know? It does add some more space to put your books and stuff."

"PUT IT DOWN, NOW."

"Gosh Twi-Twi! Calm down." Discord pointed down and that is exactly where the wall went.

"Thanks." Twilight walked into the kitchen and got her a bowl of cereal. "Now get off my bed. Your sleeping in another bed." Discord pulled his coat over him, and brought his bag with him. "Where is it?"

Twilight snapped her fingers, set down her bowl of Wheat Flakes and concentrated. She let her magic flow around her and gathered it with her arms to put into to one small object. As the purple haze got closer and more compact, it got a darker shade. Twilight grabed it with her hand and set it down as she sat on the floor. The purple was all together now. Twilight stopped and stood up now with her eyes open. The object grew and gained color until a bed was in it's place.

"There. You want some Ramen? We've got Wheat, Dandelion, and Carrot flavors." Twilight walked up the few steps to her bed with a book and her, now soggy, bowl of cereal.

"That was fairly cool." Discord throws his bag onto his new bed and sits down. He suddenly starts to bounce. "and I would like some Carrot flavored, please."