TCB: Princess Celestia Saves Humanity From Princess Celestia
War, a war of survival against the evil pastel horses... Ponies, that want to turn all Humanity into Ponies for no resin. The Ponies invaded Earth through a portal three years ago, on first contact with Humanity the Pony's immediately used their pussy ass barrier to slowly expand across Earth, because they were too much of a pussy to fight war conventionally.
And every single one of the Ponies apparently could never sympathize for Humanity in not wanting to see their species go extinct. Because all Humans are sadist torture loving assholes, serial killers and like to eat babies, at least according to Celestia's misanthropic propaganda.
Through it all the Humans held the line, falling back when ever the barrier became too close. The Ponies however had cowardly hid behind their barrier most of the time, because they were all pussies. And mostly the Ponies used the Humans they managed to turn with potions bombs into idiot smiling pastel Ponies known as Newfoals.
The Human sure had a fun time mowing them down in droves as they stupidly charged straight into machine guns. But due to the Pony pussy ass barrier and Princess Celestia with invincibility cheat showing up the odd time to fire particle beams from her eyes to kill thousands of Humans, it had resulted in Humanity slowly but surely losing the war.
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Meanwhile in another universe.
Princess Celestia, was an absolutely stunning looking female Alicorn, her smooth white silky soft fur, her beautiful large purple eyes, beautiful large wings and a massive bootylicious butt, that would make Maurice Richards stare so hard his eyes would pop out, followed by his head exploding from the sheer beauty that was her butt.
She was lying on her bed themed with Blood Raven Space Marines. She moaned loudly as she masturbated to posters of Morgan Freeman in sexy poses on the walls of her bedroom.
Suddenly Celestia gasped in shock as she heard with her overpowered mary sue level of powers that her sexy Humans were crying out for help in another universe.
"Nopony hurts my sexy Humans!" she roared in the Royal Canterlot Voice.
She used her sexy mary sue Pony powers to teleport to the universe, where her sexy Humans were under attack. In the middle of the Atlantic Ocean she had appeared high in the sky before the massive slowly expanding sphere known as the barrier
With flaming fury in her eyes she roared as she fired massive grand canyon wide red laser beams from her eyes at the sphere, which on contact smashed the whole barrier to dust.
She started growling as she gritted her teeth as she flew rapidly towards Europe. There the other Celestia's followers were gathered in mass.
On the western coast of Ireland, that used to be Galway before the barrier hit. The screaming enraged Alicorn with a Human fetish rapidly flew toward the land. Tens of thousands of Ponies were gathered along the coast smiling at Celestia. However, their smiles turned to looks of horror as Princess Celestia flew over them and started firing laser beams from her eyes, which resulted in her vaporizing them in droves to turn them into dust.
The Ponies screamed in terror as they fled from the roaring Alicorn.
An hour later, Celestia was crying in the sky as she saw the piles of ashes on the ground below her.
"What have I done?!" she screamed.
So with her overpowered mary sue powers, she brought them all back to life and freed them from the other Celestia's control. It turned out all the Ponies had a Human fetish like her, so she had little to worry about.
Celestia, now with a level head and a clear conscience, had teleported away to face this Human hating evil version of herself.
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Princess Celestia, the other evil one, but still just as sexy looking as the one with a Human fetish was sat on her throne laughing evilly. Her plans to destroy Humanity by turning them into pastel horses were soon to become a reality.
Suddenly there was a blinding flash of light, followed by the good and sexy Celestia with a Human fetish.
"Huh? before she could react the other Celestia moved at super speed and was now right in her face. "What?!"
"Leave Humanity alone!" she screamed. Human fetish Celestia grabbed her face, and pulled her face off.... mask off her face and it revealed this other Celestia was actually Adolf Hitler. "Of course, it all makes sense now!"
"No! Don’t ruin my master race!" he shouted.
Celestia glared angrily at him as she tore the costume off Hitler's body, followed by lifting him up into the air with her magic.
"Too the dungeons with you!"
"But I want my Pony master race!"
Hitler threw a tantrum shouting profanity in German as Celestia carried him down the stairs down deep into the dungeons below Canterlot.
"Let me out!" shouted another Celestia.
Human fetish Celestia rushed to other her cell, broke the magic lock with her a slam of her hoof and released the real Celestia, whom also had a Human fetish like her.
And with lots and lots of Human and Pony sex, Humanity had forgave the Ponies for the war.
With Humanity saved, the other Celestia returned home to her own universe, where Commander Shepard was waiting for her on her bed, with his massive penis standing tall and mighty, that was even bigger than Nicolas Cage's penis.
"Oh, Shepard."
She trotted toward the bed to wrap her hooves around the handsome Human Celestia and kissed him passionately in a tender display of Human and Pony love. As she kissed him, there were tears of joy falling down Celestia's cheeks.
Celestia gently pushed him down onto the bed, lowered her body over him and began to fellate the hell out of his giant cock.
Commander Shepard groaned in ecstasy as the Pony Princess sucked on his mighty penis. Out of all the sexy aliens he laid with, this Pony Princess was the best.
Celestia looked up at him with bedroom eyes, then lifted her head to release the giant monster cock from her mouth and then mounted herself on top of his dick. The mare moaned sexfully as she bounced her massive bootylicious Pony butt on the Human's monster cock. The Human slapped her wonderful huge ass, that caused her to moan aloud.
She looked down at her Human lover with bedroom eyes, followed by lowering her head over him to kiss him passionately, while at the same time she continued to bounce her massive booty up and down his mighty penis. Shepard squeezed the soft cheeks of her massive butt as the beautiful Alicorn mare went up and down his fearsome mighty cock.
It was truly a tender display of love between a Human and Pony, Celestia kept bouncing her great big booty up and down Shepard's mighty penis as she made out with him.
"And cut!" a man shouted.
Humans and Ponies disassembled the set, film crew walked past Celestia and Shepard.
"This movie is stupid Celestia."
"It's a low budget porno movie, what did you expect?"
It became apparent all this was just some dumb porno movie, with good special effects. In which Princess Celestia herself got involved, because she likes to star in Human and Pony action movies. No Human, Pony or Alien watched it for the drama, they already had the Reapers to deal with before, but to masturbate over hot Human and Pony action. And with the savior of the galaxy Commander Shepard and the sexy Princess Celestia, it was given a five star rating.
The End
