Two insane idiots

[Celestia's thoughts]

Weeks have gone by since the news of the Crystal empire falling. Several nations were shocked to hear that an entire empire fell in just one day. The most that were shocked was all of Equestria. Celestia was deeply saddened to hear the news, and she worried what was to come of her peaceful lands. But she was also concerned about princess Cadence. Ever since she got word of the fall of her empire, her lips remained closed. She hasn't spoke a word for weeks, and everyone began to worry. All she did with her time was sit in the gardens, and stare at nothing but air. Many have attempted to talk to her, but they failed, and she remained in the gardens. Though Celestia was worried about Cadence, she knew she had to focus on several other problems that were growing in her kingdom. On the first week since the Crystal empires defeat, Celestia sent spies into the empire, but only one returned with news of an unstoppable force that was out of this world. Soon after the spy reported his discovery, he died. Celestia knew that her forces wouldn't be enough since the armies of Equestria haven't been at war for a thousand years, so she sent messages to all of the nations for a meeting. Several nations agreed to the meetings, but some refused. Some of the strongest nations came to the meeting, like the Gryphon kingdom. With their technology, Celestia knew her forces would be more equipped if she formed a alliance with the Gryphons. Then there was the Minotaur kingdom. If a alliance was made with them, then her forces could have a better chance with strong warriors beside them. Then finally the Zebra kingdom. With their numbers, and powerful potions, Celestia knew she would have a better chance in retaking the Crystal Empire. Celestia will be attending this meeting with Luna, and the main six. This meeting may decide the fate of all the nations, and Equestria.

[The meeting]

Celestia sighed, and opened her eyes to see her sister, and the main six looking a her. She smiled. "Good morning everyone, I hope you all had a peaceful night." She said. Unfortunately for Celestia, she hasn't had a good nights sleep for weeks, but she still tried to look refreshed and calm for her subjects. "Are they all here?" She asked. Luna nodded.

"Yes sister, they are all here, and are awaiting for us so we can start the meeting." Luna said. Celestia looked to the girls.

"Are you girls ready?" Celestia asked.

"Of course princess, we're always ready." Rainbow Dash said. The rest of the girls smiled, and stood tall. Celestia nodded, and walked towards the doors where the meeting was being held. She closed her eyes, and took one final breath, and opened the doors. The room went quite, and all of the leaders turned their attention to Celestia. She opened her eyes, and walked to her seat. She sat down, and soon her sister, and the main six followed. Once everything was calm, Celestia cleared her throat, and began the meeting.

"Welcome everyone, I thank you all for coming in these dark times. We all are here for one thing, and one thing only, to bring our nations together, and defeat whatever kind of force that threatens all of our homes." She said, but the Gryphon king interrupted.

"How do we know this 'Force' is any threat to us?" The Gryphon king asked.

"This force took the entire Crystal empire in just one day, isn't that proof enough!?" Rainbow Dash blurted. Celestia, put a hand on Rainbow Dashes shoulder, and slowly lowered her back down to her seat. She then turned back to the Gryphon king.

"Please, you must understand, this force can easily wipe us out if we are alone, but together, we can overcome this force." She said. The Gryphon king thought for a moment, and nodded.

"You may have a point, but I don't trust these filthy Zebras." He said pointing at the Zebra king.

"Us, you are the ones who raided our mines and farms, and nearly destroyed our capital. If anyone should not be trusted is you, you flying rat!" The Zebra king yelled in anger. The Gryphon king was about to say something, but Luna slammed her fist on the table.

"Enough, both of you! We are here to bring peace, and insure the safety of our nations! Not to cry like little fillies!" Luna shouted. They both remained silent, and sat down. Luna looked to Celestia, and nodded.

"I know we all have our differences, but this is no time for fighting each other. We have to ban together, and fight as one." Celestia said. Soon the Minotaur king rose from his seat.

"Celestia, I understand the situation, but I can not simply make an alliance. I have enough problems to deal with, and I can not focus on war. I have to focus on my people, and rebuilding our homes from our most recent civil war with the minotaur's from the south." The minotaur king said. Celestia nodded.

"I understand your situation, and know that your people come first, but there is a chance that what ever is coming to our lands, it may just destroy our way of life." The minotaur king thought for a moment, and spoke.

"Yes, yes, your right, for us to insure our peoples safety we must come together. I will join you Celestia, but only if you will promise me to help rebuild my nation, and to supply my nation with food and medical supplies." The minotaur king said. Celestia smiled.

"Of course, you have my word." Celestia said. The minotaur king smiled, nodded.

"Then we shall join forces!" He shouted. Celestia looked to the Zebra king, and the gryphon king.

"And you two?" Celestia asked. The gryphon king remained silent, but soon he spoke.

"I will join, but not to help you, but to insure the safety of my nation." He said. Celestia then looked to the zebra king.

"I am sorry Celestia, but I can not join you. I don not trust the gryphons, and I don't think I need any help in defending my country." He said, and rose from his seat. "Goodbye." He then walked out of the room, and everything was silent. Celestia sighed, and looked to the two kings.

"Well, shall we begin arrangements of our new alliance?"

The meeting carried on, and alliances were made with the kingdoms. Several convoys of supplies were sent to the minotaur's kingdom, and began the process of rebuilding. Soon the Gryphons started to ship weapons, and machines that would help their allies, like guns, tanks, and other kinds of equipment to reinforce Celestias armies. Now all Celestia can do is to keep training, and recruiting soldiers for the future battles, and pray that the Zebras can fight for themselves.

A few weeks have passed since the fall of the Crystal empire, and me and Tyler have now summoned a large army to protect the city, and a large army to start pushing out to take more territory. Since we thought it would be a good idea to start a factory so we wouldn't have to waste our energy trying to summon regular droids, we summoned about a hundred robot workers to start a mass production of assault droids. Luckily, since we have been improving our powers, a few hundred workers were not a problem. While the workers focused on the production of more soldiers, me and Tyler began to make a wicked idea to use our prisoners for our own use. We took a handful of prisoners, and planted chips into their spine. The chips were filled with a deadly poison that could kill a living creature in seconds. We promised the prisoners freedom, but their freedom would cost them. They were instructed to enter several different regions, and countries to collect information for us. At first they refused, but they quickly changed their minds once I tested one of the chips on a single prisoner. Lets just say, it got messy real fast. Once our spy's left the city, we started to focus on our defenses. The city was still badly damaged, and we already have the workers building more droids for our armies. We quickly decided to have half of our prisoners start rebuilding the city.  Once we fixed that problem, we started to push a large force of droids out to capture more settlements, or just build more. There was some resistance, but our army of killing machines easily, and swiftly cut down the rebels. To our surprise, our forces took a few loses. The losses weren't a real damage in our forces, but we soon saw that there will be several more armies with better training. We came to the conclusion that it would take more than just assault droids to conquer all of the lands. So, we summoned stronger forces to help push out. Like air droids, some armored tankers. Once we summoned these forces, we had no problem taking over. Soon, Shadow, Darkness, me, and Tyler will start planning our campaign on the Zebra kingdom.

[Jacobs pov]

I yawned, and opened my eyes to see Shadow staring at me with a annoyed look. I raised an eyebrow. "What?" I asked. She stuck out her hand, and bitch slapped me! "OW!"

"That's what you get for not showing up." She glared.

"Showing up for what?"

"The meeting for our next move, now will you please get up, we have to get this started before Tyler gets to high again." She said. I groaned, and rose out of my seat. I followed Shadow out of the throne room, and we started to walk down the hallway filled with slaves, and droids.

"So, how has our productions been? I heard one of the prisoners tried to sabotage it last night." I said.

"Everything was thrown off a bit when we started looking for the bastard, but we quickly got rid of him, and continued our productions." Shadow said. I nodded, and looked around the halls. I smiled at the sight of slaves working, it brought satisfaction into my heart. Not sure why, but it just did. We soon reached the planning room, and saw Tyler and Darkness, and a few droid commanders waiting around a large table with a massive map spread out over it. I walked up to the table, and smiled at everyone.

"Morning everyone, I hope you got some sleep, or recharged last night. Today we push our forces into the zebra kingdom. Of course, me, Tyler, and both of the sisters here will be leading the main assault straight down the country. C-789, you and your forces will be moving in behind our forces to clear out anything left that we didn't pick up. C-903, and C-678, your forces will move through the east, and destroy anything that stands in your way. C-401, and C-583, you will be pushing through the west with extreme force. Our spies have reported a large force being trained as we speak. They may not have technology, but they do have the numbers, and the use of magic. We will crush the enemy, and take this country." I stabbed a knife into the map. "Lets get started." I said with a wicked smile. The droid commanders saluted, and walked out of the room to prepare their forces. Me, Tyler, and the sisters stayed in the room, and stared at the table.

"Amazing..." Tyler said. I smiled, crossed my arms, and looked at Tyler.

"What are you talking about?" I asked.

"I mean a couple of weeks ago, we were just normal high school students, but now here we are, leaders of a evil robot army." He said, and sighed.

"Well, we weren't normal, but I get what your saying."

"Was it worth it?" He asked. I raised an eyebrow.

"What do you mean? Of course it was worth it." I said.

"How is it worth it? I mean don't get me wrong, I'm glad I came with you, but I feel like we should have stayed." He said. I sighed.

"Listen, I know your still not use to this new life, but you'll get use to it, I promise." I said. "And what about when we take the zebra kingdom, you, and me will summon a T.V, a nice couch, and some games, just fuck around like we did in our old world." I said. This seemed to bring a smile to his face, and he nodded.

"Sounds good." He said.  We all left the planning room, and made our way towards the field where our forces are awaiting us. We all had separate groups of droids, and made our way to the groups. We all had the same amount of droids. One hundred assault droids, sixty tankers, and twenty air droids. Once we gathered our forces, we began our march towards the Zebra kingdom. I can already tell this is gonna be fun.

[Two days later]

For two days we marched, and finally made our way to the Zebra kingdoms borders, but before we could cross that border, we were surprised by a large force of Zebra looking troops with strange armor, waiting along a river. Luckily, our air droids spotted them before our land forces could be spotted by the army. We thought for a moment on how to attack, and decided to have our assault droids advance, and then our tankers follow up. Easy. So, we ordered all three hundred of the assault droids to march forward, and open fire once the enemy is in sight, and since I was bored, I led the attack. Tyler and the sisters waited with the tankers, and I went to have some fun. "Droids, lets have some fun!" I shouted, and pulled out my rifle. I began to walk, and soon reached the top of a large hill that was covering our forces. I looked over the field, and saw a massive force that was equipped with spears, bows, and arrows, clubs, and sling shots. I chuckled at the sight, and shook my head. Before I could signal the attack, the leader by the looks of it, walked forward.

"Strange creature, I order you to leave our lands, and go back to where ever you came from!" He shouted over the field. I laughed out loud, and pointed at him.

"What makes you think you can stop me!?" I shouted back.

"I lead a massive force that has been through the bloodiest of wars, we can easily defeat you!" He shouted. I fell to my knees, and nearly died of laughter. These guys actually thought they could beat me. It was kinda cute really, but their cuteness had to be stomped out. I calmed down, and rose to my feet.

"It's time to show you a real army." I said, and raised my hand into the air. "Droids unleash, HELL!" I roared, and shot down my arm. As soon as I did, the ground began to shake, and the entire droid army charged over the hill, firing their weapons. Before the enemy forces could react, they were quickly cut down. Soon the enemy force roared, and charged. The ranged units fired their  arrows, slingshots, and some kind of glowing bottles. Once the bottles made contact, there was a huge explosion that sent several droids flying. I snapped my head back, and gave the signal for the tankers to advance. I then looked back to the field, and saw that both armies had clashed together. Blood was spraying through the air, the sound of metal echoed through the air, and screams of pain, and death flew through the air. I smiled, and shot out my wings. I shot into the air, and fire single shots at the range units. One by one they fell, and soon a massive explosion erupted in the middle of one group. Body parts, and blood shot out, and covered the grass. I looked back and saw the massive force of tankers firing their cannons, and mounted guns. I looked down on the battle, and really wanted to get covered in blood really bad. So, I sucked my wings back into my body, and dived down towards the battle. I pulled back my fist, opened my hand, and slammed into the ground. As soon as I made contact with the earth, and shot my hand onto the ground. Spikes fired out of the ground, and impaled all of the enemy forces. I focused hard so I wouldn't hit any of my droids, and succeeded. I raised to my feet, and pulled out my sword. I charged into the chaos. I slashed away, and felt the blood rain down on my body. I laughed, and laughed as I felt my sword tear through flesh and bone. All that I could hear was screaming of pure pain, and the sound of gunfire echo through my mind. It felt amazing. Soon I felt something tackle me to the ground, saw that it was the leader. I felt a evil grin melt into my face, and pushed him off. I jumped onto him, and stared into his eyes. "I wonder what you taste like?" I said, and opened my mouth. I lost control, and couldn't stop. I shot down, and dug my teeth into his neck. I hear his screams turn into gargling, and felt the blood flow into my mouth. I ripped, and tore through his flesh, and felt him trying to break free. Soon I ripped a large chunk of flesh from his neck, and swallowed whatever I had tore off. I gulped, and licked my lips. I looked back down, and saw a lifeless corps with a scarred face of horror. I smiled, and looked back up to see nothing but droids slaughtering the rest of the army. I raised to my feet, and cracked my neck. I looked back down to the dead leader one last time, and smiled. "Now that's an army." I chuckled. A droid marched up.

"Sir, the rest of the enemy forces are retreating, should we continue our engagement?" The droid asked. I shook my head.

"Naw, let em go, I want the rest of these bastards to know what's coming." I said. I turned around, and walked back to the hill. Tyler, and the sisters were waiting at the top. Tyler raised an eyebrow.

"Jeez dude, had to much fun did ya?" He said with a smile.

"Ya can never have to much fun Tyler." I said, and chuckled. "Well everyone, we won, and now we have a clear route into the Zebra kingdom. Soon, this entire kingdom will be filled with darkness." I said, and looked down at the field of war.

"It's the beginning of a new dawn."