My roommate, Fluttershy. My roommate Rainbow Dash

by rainbowshy459

Rating: teen
Tags: Sex, Human, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Romance, Fluttershy
Length: 3846

In college, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash are roommates.

When Rainbow Dash goes to college, she sees a few of her friends and Canterlot College. But, her biggest surprise was when she got to her dorm and saw her roommate. ONLY GOOD THINGS WILL COME OF THIS!!!!

(Sex tag for sexual themes. Teen for strong language)

Published 2014-04-01 01:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-18 19:35:59 UTC

My Roommate, Fluttershy

I stood in front of Canterlot College. Here I am, the stop at education. Unless I need to go to pilot school, again. UGH! I really don't want to be there, or here. I just want to be home. But, here's my new home, I guess. I sighed. Oh, sorry, where are my manners? Don't tell my mother. I'm Rainbow Dash, soccer extraordinaire. Yes, I love soccer. Yes, I might be arrogant. Yes, I'm disgusting.

I went inside, swinging my dark blue duffle bags over my shoulders. "Ohmygoodness. Hiya, Rainbow." An Okie accent twanged. I recognized it instantly. "Hey, AJ. I missed ya in summer." I said, walking up to one of my best friends, Applejack. I walked into her arms and she hugged me tightly. "Ya goin' here, too." Applejack twanged again. God, she's adorable when she twangs her words.

"Yup, my 'rentals told me to come. Your excuse?"I said, crossing her arms and smirking. "My bro and Granny told me ta come." Just then, another voice twanged, her voice only higher than Applejack's "Hiya, RD." I jerked my head away from Applejack to see a red-headed, yellow girl, about 15, I think. "Hiya, Apple Bloom. Man, you grew." I commented. "So have you, RD." Apple Bloom said.

"Where ya headed?" Applejack said. I... really didn't know where. Just then, I was greeted by a pink, poofy -haired, cotton candy-smelling whirlwind I knew as Pinkie Pie. "Hiya, Dashie!" She practically crushed my bones in a hug and squeezed all the breath out of my body. "H...Hi.." I wheezed. Pinkie then let me go with a red blush, which looked like a shade of silver-white. I giggled.

"Hello, darling. I didn't think I'd see you here." a British tornado I knew as Rarity stormed towards us and wrapped her arms around my neck. I smiled. "Rares, good to see ya. I didn't think i'd see you, either." I actually didn't think i'd see her. I thought she would end up in a fashion university. If one existed. I'm not exactly sure if one existed, but if it did, she would be in it.

Where's your dorm room?" Applejack asked. I didn't know that either."Ah,Miss Dash. Here's your schedule." Someone came up behind me. I squealed and jumped up, but, I quickly recovered. I guess. I saw a woman I recognized with blue and indigo hair, dark cyan skin, and fat, indigo lips. "Vice Principal Luna?" I said. She nodded. "Good to see so many familiar faces." Vice Principal Luna said as she handed me a paper that had a lot of classes and a room number: 2B.

"I believe your roommate is already in your room." Vice Principle Luna said with her lip curled. I raised an eyebrow, but took my schedule anyway. I grabbed my duffel bags and started walking to my dorm room. When I knocked on the door, I didn't really take notice of the two names on the door when I did. I then opened the door to see... Oh shit!

Fluttershy!? Fluttershy!? FLUTTERSHY WAS MY ROOMMATE! HOLY SHIT! "Uh, Hi, D...Dashie..." Fluttershy whispered nervously. I shook my head. With my luck, she'll be afraid of her own shadow!I thought in my head. I wiped my face with the back of my hand and set my bags down next to a bed near a desk. Fluttershy smiled. I can tell she's trying to make an effort to make me feel better, so I met her halfway and smiled back, knowing it somehow reached my burgundy eyes. Jeesh, I suck.

I took in what she was wearing. She still had that annoyingly, brighter-than-Pinkie Pie PINKcolored hair. She had on a dark turquoise dress with pink butterflies on the right side and a three layered, poofy skirt. She also had a butterfly pin holding her bangs back that complimented her dark aqua green eyes. She also was wearing lavender stiletto boots with gold butterflies painted at the top and toe part. She was also wearing a flower bracelet the same color as her boots.

I guess it could have been worst. I could have had Pinkie Pie or Derpy Hooves. They're not bad people persay, They're just not ideal roommates. Pinkie Pie would probably keep me up all night, and Derpy is so clumsy that she might destroy all my stuff. Or worst, I could have had a complete stranger as my roommate. So, Fluttershy isn't such a bad deal. I'll make an effort to make the best of an, I guess, bad situation.

"Hi, Flutters." I chuckled awkwardly as I smiled through it. Fluttershy smiled warmly at me and took my bags from me. She set them on my new bed and grabbed my shoulders. She then hugged me and grabbed a brush from her pink butterfly patterned suitcase. She turned me around and started brushing my multicolored hair. "So..." Fluttershy said as she continued brushing my hair. "So..." I said awkwardly.

"What're your classes?" Fluttershy asked softly. I glanced at my schedule. "Uh, Greek History." I said absentmindedly."Oh, me too." Fluttershy said cheerfully as she took my schedule from my hands. I didn't know I was still holding it. "Ooh, we have all the same classes together." Fluttershy said cheerily. I turned to her, wincing as the brush tore out a few strands of hair. "Really?" I asked, hoping I didn't sound panicked. It seems I didn't as she nodded cheerfully. Oh, Fucking wonderful. Just Fucking lovely. I hope she'll be fine when we start learning about the Trojan War.

Oh well, I guess i'll make the best of it. If there's any way To do that. I just hope having me as a roommate isn't as bad for her as having her as a roommate is for me. Of course not, i'm awesome. Everyone loves me! Right? Oh, shit, i'm gonna get my ass kicked, aren't I? =(

TO BE CONTINUED

My Roommate, Rainbow Dash

Hi, um, who are you? Oh, you don't have to tell me, that's fine. I'm Fluttershy, an animal lover. If I do say so myself, I'm qite good at it. Don't tell my mother and father that I bragged. So, here I am, in front of Canterlot College. Oh, I hope I see someone I know here. I don't want to meet a whole cast of new friends. Yes, I'm shy. Yes, I'm not a bragger. Yes, I'm aware I suck. No, I won't change.

When I walked into the building, I saw five girls I already knew. Cloud Chaser and her twin, Flitter, Derpy Hooves, Cloud Kicker, and Raindrops. I sighed and plopped down on a lounger couch next to Flitter. "Twin, I do believe I found my Fluttershy." Flitter said cheerfully. Oh great, she still thinks we're dating. Really F-ing lovely. >=( I shook my head and crossed my arms as she draped an arm over my shoulder. I raised an eyebrow at her.

"What, aren't we dating?" Flitter said innocently. I shook my head firmly. Okay, okay. So, yes, I'm gay, or lesbian, whatever you're comfortable saying. I did date Flitter in the past, but, she wanted more than I could give her. In other words: Heck, yes, i'm still a virgin. But, she isn't a bad person, she's just a bad girlfriend. So, I broke up with her, but, I guess it wasn't effective.

Flitter took her arm away from my shoulders and put it down on her lap. "Hiya, Shy." A country accent twanged. I got up to see Applejack. I wrapped my arms around her and she hugged me back. "How ya doin'?" Applejack asked, or, twanged. She's so cute when she twangs. I smiled at her as I heard another countrified voice.

"Ha, Shy. How y'all doin' ?" Another accent twanged. I turned my head to see Raindrops. I knew she was there, but I didn't really tell her anything. Raindrops is from Oklahoma. So, her accent is more of an Okie accent. She has turquoise hair and yellow skin just like me. She also had wide bright green eyes. "Hi, Rain." I smiled as she slapped me a high five.

"So, Shy. How'd your summer go?" Raindrops twanged, but as she talked, I heard two girls fighting over something. I turned my head away from Raindrops to see Cloud Chaser and Derpy Hooves fighting over a book. Well, heck. "Y'all, you're not bein' very nace!!!" Raindrops crossed her arms and started scolding the two girls like a mama. "Ah thank y'all should stop bein' all spoiled lauke!" Raindrops twanged in that thick Okie accent. Gosh, she twanged so bad she sounded like an ad for a trailer park.

"Sorry, Rain." Cloud Kicker said with a flirty smile. Raindrops blushed and giggled as Cloud nuzzled Raindrops' neck with her nose. I giggled to myself. I wish I had someone like that. Someone that didn't want too little or too much. Yes, I know I'm gonna sound like Goldie Lockes, but, I want someone who's just right. Gosh, i'm so cliche.

Just then, I saw two other girls I recognized. One tackled me to the ground and the other kissed my cheek. When my head stopped spinning, I saw a British girl with purple hair, and a girl with pink, poofy hair that smelled like cotton candy. Rarity and Pinkie Pie. "Hello, Darling. How nice to see you." Rarity said with a smile. "Hellloooo, Fluttershy!" Pinkie Pie said with a big smile and a bone-crushing hug. I wheezed with happiness, overjoyed they were here.

In a second, someone tapped me on the shoulder with a soft pat. I whimpered and whirled around to see Vice Principal Luna. I was very pleased and shocked to see her at the same time. "Vice Principal Luna!?" I said shocked and happy. "Hi, Fluttershy. Here is your schedule and room number." Vice Principal Luna handed me a piece of paper with the room number: 2B on it.

"Your room should be up the stairs, to your right, and it's the pink, fourth door on the left." Vice Principal Luna said kindly with a warm smile. I took the paper gingerly and walked up the stairs to my room. I saw the door and it had two names printed on the front in big, black, bold letters.

Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash

I smiled cheerfully to myself. Rainbow Dash is my roommate. I didn't know we got roommates, but, I guess it's good that i'm rooming with someone I've already known throughout my life. I opened the door delicately and set my suitcase onto the bed near the left wall. I started to unpack when I heard the door softly click open and shut. I whipped around to see my roommate: Rainbow Dash.

I took in what she was wearing. She had her multicolored hair in a side, messy ponytail. She also had on solid red lip gloss with a lightning bolt on her right cheek. She also had on a blue cami with a red skirt that's dusted with gold and silver glitter and is decorated with dark cyan clouds and yellow and blue rainbows. She also had on red stiletto boots with white laces.

I could see that I wasn't the ideal roommate for her, so I met her halfway and smiled kindly. I saw her smile back at me, and I couldn't help staring into her burgundy eyes. Okay, so, she wasn't the best roommate, but, at least she was better than the ones I could have gotten. I could have gotten Flitter or Raindrops. Flitter is nice, but she might try to take my virginity. And Raindrops is the kindest little bumpkin after Applejack I've never met, but, she's into a lot of Okie stuff, so, she's kinda annoying.

So, it could have been worst. I got her bags from her and set them down on her bed. I know it's gonna be weird for her, but i'll try to make it better for her. I then got her ponytail and took off the rubber band. I then grab one of my brushes and started brushing her hair. "So, What's your first class?" I asked. "Uh, Greek History." Rainbow replied. I smiled when she said that. I then grabbed her schedule and glanced at it. "Rainbow, we have all the same classes." I said cheerfully.

She turned to me with a panicked look. "Really?" I could tell she was panicked about me ruining her cool factor. I decided not to address it, because Rainbow was really never good at expressing her feelings. Instead, I smiled. "Yes. What's your elective?" I simply smile and say. She took back her schedule and glanced at her 5th period slot. "Uh, I don't know." She turned back to me. "You?" She asked me. "Computers." I said plainly. "I'll take Computers, too." Rainbow said. I smiled.

Okay, okay. I know it's gonna take work on both of our parts to put up with each other, but, I think we'll be Okay. So, the year's off to a relatively good start. But, Flitter's not over me, I have two Okies that i'll probably see the whole year, and Rainbow Dash is my roommate. Real F-ing lovely. This is gonna be a looooonnnnggg year.

Class with Fluttershy

September 28, 2014

"6:00 A.M.! GET UP! GET UP! CHOP! CHOP! CHOP!" I heard the morning bell sound. Well, lovely. I threw a pillow at the speaker to muffle the sound, but it didn't work. I groaned and cursed at the sound. I opened my eyes fully and saw Fluttershy was getting ready already. She was dressed and started brushing her hair. I groaned. Then she kissed me on the cheek.

"Up and at 'em, Dashie." Fluttershy said cheerfully. I widened my burgundy eyes, then regained my composure and jumped out of my bed. I dug through my drawers for an outfit. A-HA! I found an outfit. It was a Sublime shirt, a black skirt with stitched threads that are red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple, and black stiletto boots with rainbow lighting bolts on each side.

I took in what Fluttershy was wearing as I got dressed. She was wearing a pink shirt that said 'Kiss me, I love animals', a green and pink two layered skirt, knee-high baby pink socks with green and pink lining at the top, and pink ankle-high converse shoes. I started to brush my hair when I saw she was wearing makeup. She had on turquoise eye shadow and pink lip gloss.

"So, Fluttershy." I asked, hating the awkward silence between us. She turned to me, still brushing her pink hair. "Yes, Rainbow?" she asked plainly. I groaned inwardly and set the brush down I was using. What did I want to ask her? "N...nevermind. Forget it." I dismissed it with a wave of my hand while I tightened the laces on my boots and put my bracelets and my fishnet gloves on.

"Ready to go to breakfast?" Fluttershy asked me. I raised my eyebrow, then smiled and grabbed my book bag that was a dark cyan color with a red, yellow, and blue lightning bolt.

-----(At the Cafeteria)

Me and Fluttershy sat down with Flitter, her Twin Cloud Chaser, Applejack, Cloud Kicker, and Raindrops. Flitter was giving Fluttershy flirty smiles, Cloud Chaser was busy hearing her iPod, Applejack and Raindrops were glaring hatefully at each other, and Cloud Kicker was busy staring off into space.

I took in what all of them were wearing. Applejack and Raindrops's outfits were practically identical. Applejack was wearing an orange, plaid tuck-in shirt with sleeves that reached her elbows and that stetson she always wears. She was also wearing Roper jeans and cowboy boots with apples embroidered on them.

Raindrops was wearing a similar shirt, but it was yellow and it wasn't plaid. She was also wearing a dark turquoise skirt, a bracelet that read 'Kiss me, i'm a Country girl', and aqua, silver-sequined cowboy boots. She also had a blue cowgirl hat that had a darker blue lining on the rim. "Y'all are an insult ta the whole Okie community." Applejack snipped. Raindrops rolled her eyes and pretended not to hear her. Applejack snorted.

Raindrops turned her attention to her breakfast, completely avoiding Applejack's emerald eyes. "Well, redneck, I hope you die in that tractor you ride with such enjoyment" Raindrops clipped her words. Applejack scowled at the yellow-skinned Okie. Raindrops rolled her eyes and stuffed bacon in her face, trying to change the subject. Applejack didn't drop it. "Were you raised in a barn or somethin'?" Applejack scoffed."Well, I can tell YOU were by your accent." Raindrops said with a sneer. Applejack growled.

"Please, just please." Cloud Kicker said, definitely out of her trance. I rolled my eyes. This won't be a peaceful breakfast. So, instead of partaking in the bickering at hand, I got up from my seat, grabbed Fluttershy's arm, and ran out of the cafeteria. "Why are we running?" Fluttershy asked when we were far away from the cafeteria. "What? Have you even MET our friends?" I asked. Fluttershy whimpered, and that's when I noticed I sounded harsher than I'd meant to. "Shy, i'm sorry." I said.

Fluttershy stopped whimpering, then I smiled. No matter how annoying she can get, but I still didn't like seeing her sad or scared. I patted her shoulder and led her to class. We had a girl teacher. She was nice enough, I guess. So, I sat down next to a girl I didn't know. She was a blonde girl with blue eyes and light pink skin. "Hello all, I'm Miss Polk. So nice to meet you." Ms.Polk said. She did a little bow, making her long purple skirt cascade to the cream-colored floor.

"Now, can anyone name at least two greek gods or goddesses and what their the god or goddess of ?" Ms.Polk glanced around the room and called on the girl that was sitting on my left. "Yes, Ms...Lizzie Parker." Ms.Polk said. I turned my head to see a girl with eyes the same color as Fluttershy, white skin, and black hair with red streaks. "Um...Eris, the goddess of Chaos and Eros, the God of love." Lizzie said with a sheepish smile. "Perfect, Ms.Parker." Ms.Polk said with a warm smile.

"Now, I need two more student to mention two more gods." She said, then, she called on the girl sitting on my right. "Ms.Erin Bates." Erin widened her eyes. "Um... Persephone the goddess of Spring and Hades the god or Death?" Erin asked. Ms.Polk nodded encouragingly. "Now, Ms.Rainbow Dash. 3?" Ms.Polk said. I stuttered. "Uh...Um...Aphrodite the goddess of Love, Hercules the god of Strength, and Hera the goddess of Earth/Zeus the god of Lightning?" I asked sheepishly. Ms.Polk nodded nicely.

"Perfect, Ms.Parker,Bates, and Dash. Now, who knows about the Trojan War?" She asked. Lizzie raised her hand. "Yes, Ms.Parker?" Ms.Polk called on Lizzie. "It was one of the most ferocious wars of the Greek History?" Lizzie said. "Correct, Ms.Parker." Then, Ms.Polk launched into the gory part of the war. I felt my stomach heave a little. And I can tell Erin wanted to just run out of there. And I can tell Fluttershy was gonna run out with Lizzie.

Then the bell for 2nd hour rang. "Ah, that's the bell. Time for 2nd hour. I hope you liked your first day." Ms.Polk called back to us. I came back out with Fluttershy, Erin Bates, and Lizzie Parker. "Hi, i'm Erin." Erin said as she shook Fluttershy's hand. Fluttershy hugged her in return. "Hi, i'm Fluttershy." Flutetrshy said politely.

Lizzie smirked at Erin, Fluttershy, and me. "Lizzie." She said with a little flourish. I nodded. "Rainbow." I said with sugar. Lizzie rolled her eyes, then plastered on a fake, overly-sweet smile. I rolled my eyes dramatically. I can already tell that this Lizzie girl will be as big of a pain in my ass as Trixie or Lightning Dust. This. Is. Fucking. LOVELY!

Well, it seems like Erin and Fluttershy really hit it off well. "What's your favorite color?" Fluttershy asked Erin. "Um...Blue." Erin replied. "I like blue, but my favorite's green." Fluttershy said. I shook my head and smiled at them. Then, we went inside our Math class. Our teacher was a man. "Hello all, this is your math class. I'm Mr. Fimbres." The man nodded and gestured to the seats. "Take a seat. NOWW!" I flinched, Erin and Flutetrshy whimpered, and Lizzie yelped. This dude was allowed to yell at us! Fucking lovely! Just what I needed! NOT!

I sat down next to Fluttershy, leaving Erin and Lizzie to sit next to each other. I turned around to see Erin and Lizzie glaring hatefully at each other. Oh shit! "ALRIGHT! TAKE OUT YOUR NOTEBOOKS!" Mr. Fimbres shouted. I yelped a little as he continued yelling about something I didn't really listen to.

------------(Lunch Time)

Me and Fluttershy were walking to the cafeteria to go to lunch when I saw Pinkie Pie waving her hand in the air at a table, which contained Rarity, Applejack, Erin, and Lizzie. Wait. Erin and Lizzie? FUCKING LOVELY!

Well, it seems Erin won't be much of a problem for me. Lizzie on the other hand, might be a total hag from hell! And right now, Lizzie was shaking her head at Erin, clearly not wanting us to sit there. Erin turned her head and glared furiously. Oh what nice friends Erin and Lizzie must be!

I almost laughed out loud when Erin started scolding her. "Elizabeth Shaylin Parker. You be nice to them!" Erin scolded. "I do believe you're my roommate, not my mama!" Lizzie said back. Erin rolled her eyes, turned to me and Fluttershy and patted two chairs next to her with a warm, friendly smile. I smiled back and took the seat next to her, leaving Fluttershy to take the seat next to me.

Erin leaned over and whispered into my ear "Don't mind Lizzie. She just has a really bad attitude." Erin giggled as she started eating. I didn't even touch my food yet. Then, Fluttershy leaned over and asked me if I was OK. I guess I had an expression on my face that said I wasn't so I changed my expression and nodded, then she patted my hand and nuzzled my cheek. Lucky for us, no one else saw but Erin, who was smiling, and Lizzie, who probably didn't give a shit regardless.

Then, lunch was over and we headed to our other classes.Well, I can already tell that College will be a total nightmare. And not just because I have two Fluttershys, or that this Lizzie Parker girl will be a TOTAL hag bitch from hell. It's also because I think Fluttershy has a crush on me, and I might like her back that way. Ah fuck!

Author's Note

Yes, there is actual things that i referenced. Yes, Raindrops is an Okie. Yes, Applejack and Raindrops don't really like each other. So, yeah