Falling into the Nightmare

Game Over

Medal:                     Score: 2

NONE                     Best: 5

"WHY DOES THIS FUCKING BIRD CAN'T FUCKING FLY NORMAL!!!!" Shouting angry at the main game over screen, I tried to smash my phone against the wall, only to remember that this shit cost me 2 years of saving, so, instead of breaking it and tried what any angry gamer would do, "I SWEAR TO THIS WHOLE FUCKING WORLD I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH, I'll SHIT IN YOUR FUCKING EYE YOU FREAKING CUNT!"

"Why are you still playing that stupid game if you burst out everytime you play it" Nightmare asked, looking at me with that bored expression, not contemplating to my swears. I sighed loudly, then with a simply death glaze at the game, I put the phone back in my jeans pocket.

"It's not my fault Flappy Bird fucking sucks" I said, clenching my fist in anger. She let an annoyed sign from my statement.

Strangely, this morning, I wanted to play something on my phone since it's at 96% battery, wonder if their horn magic could charge the battery. Anyway, let's analyze the situation now.

Me and Nightmare were sitting in the reading room, it was still morning so those ponies are probably searching for me. I was sitting on an old bean chair, its leather was always squeaking when I move, and Nightmare was sitting on her comfy sofa. It was pretty weird that this castle was only a ruin, and there's lots of old-age furnitures. Anyway, when I woke up, Nightmare was still using me as her pillow, she won't wake up, I tried to kiss her, call her, or shake, but no avail, so, like a ninja, I slid out of the bed, then I made my way towards the exit.

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Flashback time

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I reached the giant doors of the castle, it was still morning, so there wasn't much light around. 'My mouth is pretty dry, maybe I should get some water. There must be that pond around' I though, then, with a simply mental agree, I continued my way towards it. I still remember its locations, so it was pretty easy to get there, the sun finally made its way on the sky, lighting through the trees leaves, the sound of birds chirping around, those tiny multicolored flowers made me smile, thinking that, on Earth, I don't think if things were so beautiful like here in Equestria. Finally, arriving at the clearing, I saw the pond, just like it was when I fell from the sky. Ah, the memories, it was like two days ago I fell into this pond, then made my way towards the castle, having no idea where I am.

It was two days ago, smartass

Shut up brain, already finished your beauty sleep?

First: Fuck you. Second: Yes, I finished my fucking sleep, because, now, that your mind is connected with that sexy mare, I can hear all your shit talk with her.

Dude, shut up! She can hear you, y'know?

Yeah, so what? She's sleeping, and I can say whatever the fuck I want, oh look! Hey Nightmare, your ass is nice, I wanna fuck you with my monster dick until you beg me to stop.

SHUT THE FUCK UP

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....

.....

See? Nothing happens, now, be a good guy and try to have some fucking sexy time with her!

I can't believe your such a FREAKING PERVERT. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?

*You're

AHHHHHHHH, you know what? Fine, do whatever you want, like you can control my body, ha!

You will see Jakey boy, you will see....

Finishing my chat with the fucking pervert brain, I stopped near the water, it's pretty clear, I could see my perfect reflection, like there was another me behind that water. I bend over, drinking some of it. While I was enjoyed the great taste, I saw a shadow floating past me, making me yelp in surprise. Looking at the sky, I saw a cloud that was moving really fast and it was...pink? Okay, seriously, this place is so fucked up. Rising on my feet, I was about to run like hell, until I hear a evil laughter behind me. I turned around to see nothing but...the pond? What!! I could swear I hear somebodypony laughing? Must be my imagination, or my brain tries to fuck me up?

I don't do anything, bro. She must have cast a spell on you, probably a spell for bigger dicks.

If I ever saw you in real life, I would beat you to death.

Yeah, like that's gonna happen

Shaking my head in disagreement, I resume my run to the castle. The trip was the same, closing the giant castle doors behind me, I tried to catch my breath, falling on my ass panting hardly. I didn't even notice Nightmare walking beside me, wearing her regal armor.

"I must say that was one of the most relaxing slumber I had in the last thousand years" She spooked, making me yelp from her voice.

"Yeah, it was pretty relaxing as well" I said nervously, scratching the back of my head. There was another awkward silence between one of us and before I could ask her what can we do today, she silenced me with her hoof.

"I hear everything your mindless and strange brain said" She was rather unamused than angry. I gulped, knowing that she can easily rip me in half with her magic or that long but sexy horn.

Ohhhhhh, she got you, dumbass, good look spending your entirely life on the moon

"H-uh...oh y-yeah...s-s-sorry about t-that, but it's n-not my fault he is such a fucking pervert" I responded, crossing my arms in defense.

Yeah sure, it's not your fault that I want to have some sexy time with somebody, it's her fault!

"Ignore him, he will go away" I whispered, her face only showing annoyance. "Anyway, what should we do today?" I asked, like nothing happened.

I'm not a fucking troll, dumbfuck. I'm so bored right now, you know what? I will come back when there would be some freaking actions. Bye-bye

"Well, last night, you told me that you want to learn magic, if you can" She replied, not paying two fucks for the brain. This gave me an idea.

"Sure, we can do this, and I can use some of defense spells on these six ponies when I go back there" I say, having no fucking idea how can I became friends with them.

"Well, let's get starting, but we can't do it here. Follow me" I obliged her, walking beside. We soon arrived at some sort of a library filled with lots of dust. There was a long wide hallway, filled with bookshelves that reach the ceiling. The only light here was the sunlight going throught the smashed windows. In the middle of the library was a long dusty table with only two chairs.

"So, here were going to study?" I asked, unsure about this ruined library. I was expecting a big 'of course' from her, but I didn't came (lol again).

"No, were not there yet, come" She replied, trotting towards one of the chair table. She simply stood there. I raised a brow, and she probably notice it. Then, she bend down the chair, and some sort of attached pedal from the floor to the chair leg appeared. I was confused when nothing happened, then a cold breeze reached my back, making me shiver, after that, two of the bookshelves separated, revealing a secret passage.

"How did you know?" I asked dumbfounded, hoping that I won't ask any stupid question anymore.

"I used to live here, you know" She replied rhetorical. Nodding slowly, I made my way behind her until we reached a small circular room. There was some bookshelves, beds, small cushions and a book holder in the middle of the room, on the floor was a giant purple carpet which got the sun logo on it, Jeez, Celestia must be so selfish.

The curtains were shades of blue and got some rips on them, there were paintings of the sun and a crescent moon, and two mosaic glasses that were amazing designed, on the left there was the sun lighting the sky and the fields, and the moon, its stars were beautiful placed on the blue-dark sky, and there were also furnitures which I'm too lazy to talk about them.

Before I could ask Nightmare, she cut me again with her hoof.

"This is the reading room which me and my older sister used when we needed some time to relax. There are lots of memories with me and her" She said in a deeply but sad voice. Looking at her, I could see some tears falling on her cheeks, then on the carpet.

"Nightmare, are you crying?" I asked curiously, making her gasp, look directly at me.

"The Princess of the Night doesn't cry from some old memories...with....her...older sister" Her loud voice shook the whole room, until it become only a whisper.

"It's ok, let it out" I said, hugging her tight, but it didn't help her either.

"No, it's okay, just some old memories" With an unsure voice, she broke the hug. Sure, she was still powerful and heartless, but now, she got nobo...nopony, godammit, these pony words are going to kill me, no friends, no parents, I read that history book so don't ask why how I know, even both of her sisters wanted her imprisoned in stone, but she got me, and she needed me!

"So, with what we begin" I asked, scratching slowly my chin looking all around the room.

"Well, what about some levitation spells, those are for beginners and are the main basic" She asked, giggling a little. I surely know why she is laughing.

"Sure, let's get started" I said enthusiastic. Wait 'till I can burn down things with only my fingers.

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Back to the fucking present

Ponyville, 3rd person, 2 hours later

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It was one of these common mornings in Ponyville: everypony waking up and getting their newspaper from the front door, the sun lighting the town with its yellow (don't tell me the sun light can be incolor, this is a cartoon) and warming light, the birds chirping together, flying from tree to tree, and everypony getting ready for their daily routine.

But today, ohhh no, it was not like that in every morning the god of chaos gets bored and starts to play with all the physic logic, but, today was one of that.

"Discord, stop it, we don't have time for your tricks" Twilight shouted irritated.

"Oh, but my dearest Twilight, you didn't even saw the ending. Have you see the most powerful draconequus in Equestria lifting a whole tree with one claw" Discord said proudly, transforming his glass of water into a big, pink tree.

The mane six were standing on chairs in front of a theater stage, and of course, Discord was the main attraction, and not because he's a being made of different animals parts. They couldn't do anything except to watch, their hooves were gripped by some sort of a sticky green slime, or they think it's a slime.

"You are the only draconequus in Equestria" Rainbow Dash reproached while Discord was lifting, not one, but TWO trees in the air with his lion paw. He let a big yawn before tossing the trees in the air, disappearing with a snap.

"Discord, stop! We need to save a poor little guy who just ran away into that dangerous forest, who knows what kind of monster hurt him?" Fluttershy calmly voice broke Discord out of his trance, the giant green goats vanished in a flash.

"Fine, but I only do that because Celestia needs my help. 'Somehow', her cake stock is all gone and nobody got any clue what happened, and by the way, I surely know that this creature you say about, isn't what he think is." He said, smiling widely, revealing lots of cakes crumbs on his teeth.

Twilight and the others raised an eyebrow at him, Discord looked around curiously, trying to see why they are looking at him like that, until he realized he hasn't brush his teeth. Smiling nervously, he teleporting away with all his stuff with just a snap for his fingers.

"What he meant by 'isn't what he is'" Skittles asked confused, which Twilight replied "I don't know, but this doesn't sound good"

"Thank ya, Fluttershy, now, come on girls, we gotta find that thing" Applejack said, trotting towards the Everfree Forest.

The apple pony walked calmly on the cobblestone floor, but when she realized that only her hooves hitting the road could be hear, she stopped in tracks, looking behind.

"Come on girls, what's the matter?" She asked worried, confused by this, she noticed everypony eyes widened, making her raise a brow.

When she looking in front of her, she couldn’t believe, the creature who attempted to escape from the Elements, the only creature that Equestria has saw from another world, and the handsome human, Jake, was standing at the entrance of the forest, looking towards them, not moving from his position, he didn't even blink. The only sound that could be heard where either from the far Ponyville citizens, or Rainbow Dash flapping wings.

"I...think we found him" Rainbow Dash said, not even blinking. They all nodded slowly.

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Jake POV, one and half hour ago

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"Why doesn't this shit works?" I asked irritated. Sweat dripped from my forehead to my chin, falling on the floor. I think I sweat so much that the carpet is completely wet.

"Keep paying attention, imagine the apple hovering above the table. It's not really hard" Nightmare said, easy to talk, hard to do, she got that long horn, it's not fair, and it's not my fault humans weren't born to do magic. I started to think this is just a waste of time.

"It's...not...working" I lose my concentration, falling on the floor, panting hardly. We're keep doing this for half hour, but no avail, the apple wasn't even moving millimeters away.

"You just need to concentrate really hard. It's never easy at first" She tried to comfort me, only making me snicker at her.

"Yeah, it's easy for you, you got that freaking horn" Crossing my arms, I made my way to the armchair, resting on it. Lord God, is so comfortable...

"Come on, get up and try again" She trotted towards me, her shadow covering my whole body. I opened my eye, only to see her face standing above me. Letting an defeated sign, I tried again to imagine the apple flying. My head hurts so much, and I was sweating bullets, I was about to 'fuck this shit, I'm going home' but I saw the apple covered in a light dark aura, floating some centimeters of the book holder.

"You're doing great, keep going" She sat beside me, while my head was burning like hell.

"HOLY SHEETTT, I CAN DO MAGIC" Shouting like a child, I dropped my magic grasp around the apple. "Wait until I can set trees on fire, OR, maybe I can blow the castle in the air, or, whaaaa..." Before I could finish, a big blue bubble surrounded me. I tried to push it with my hands, but it was just like rubber. It didn't took me years to find the enchanter. Changing my glaze to her, Nightmare horn was glowing, as well the forcefield, I think.

"I won't get you out until you calm down from these magic fantasies" She stated not mad, but disappointed by my childish mind, even if it was funny.

"Okay, fine, I wouldn't fuck up this place or use my magic to do 'bad' things like Dark Vader. Now, get me out of here" The magic forcefield dropped with me as well. I fell on my ass. Grunting and scratching, Nightmare trotted to me, but before she could say something, I stopped her.

"First, never do that again, and second, is there any spell that can fix my headache, its still hurts like a bitch" Rising up, I sat on the chair, trying to regain my energy.

"I think I can fix it, here, let me help you, just don't move" She said. I obey her, she bent down her head so that her horn was touching my forehead, glowing. I could feel the pain vanishing.

While my mind was relaxing, I could see her eyes widened, she retreated quickly from me, looking fearfully at me, her breath was heavy. What the hell happened, she looks like she saw a ghost. I panicked, thinking if some sort of dark magic or other bullshit attacked her. Forgetting those thoughts, I raised from my armchair, helping her raising on all fours.

"Moony, are you okay, what happened?" I simply asked, not paying attention to the nickmane I just created a second ago.

"Yes, I'm fine, just........did you just called me Moony?" Her voice wasn't angry, but rather confused, I really don't know why I called Moony, sincerely, it's pretty funny and obviously, maybe MoonButt is better, anyway for me it's pretty short and easy to remember, I wasn't having the most sharped mind in my class, in fact, I couldn't even remember where my clothes were sometimes, and I don't even wanna talk about what happened with that blue shirt, thinking of that day still makes me shiver. Tacos everywhere!

"Yeah, I just thought that it would be easy to call you. You're ok with this, right?" She let again an annoyed sign, forcing a nervous smile after. She was a terrible liar.

"Yes, I'm okay." She grinned her teeth, and you don't need to be Sherlock to know that she doesn't like it, but I really don't care, I personally like it.

"So, what the heck happened?" I reminded her. She gulped a bit, then looked at my, sweating pouring from her forehead.

"Oh, nothing..... just a... simple error..... spell" She laughed nervously. I didn't try to push her, if she lies to me then she got a good reason, I think.

We started to practice more, my skills getting better with the time. Were keep practicing levitation spells like rotating the object or trying to throw it or just smack it with my magic grasp. After god knows how much time we spend, I sat down, panting again, but this time, I was felling a lot of pain in my ass. Strange, I don't think my ass can do magic, and if it does, then I wouldn't want to catch things with it, but I realized what I was feeling

'Uhh, Moony, where is the the bathroom?" Sincerely, I didn't use my toilet since the night when I killed myself, and just now it starting to hurt.

"Here, take this, and don't go too far away, forest creatures aren't very friendly" With a 'phoof', the toilet paper landed on my palms. I raised an eyebrow, not sure what she mean, but the idea stuck me. There are no toilets here, goddamit.

"Are you fucking kidding me?" Looking at her irritated, she just grinned widely at me. Sighing, I made my way to the exit, praying to the God that no wood-wolves or any shitty being would stab me behind, not paying attention to any shit in that moment. Dying when you're shitting is the worst death a man can have.

Before I could leave, I stopped on tracks, turning to Moony asking "Is there any way I can somehow close the connection between us temporarily. I can't do it while being watched"

"Well, yes, there is a way. All you had to do is to try thinking you won't see me again. If you do it, the spell will think I somewhat 'death' and thus, the connection will end, but not permanently" She looked towards me while she was reading a dark magic book. Shit and stuff.

"Alright thanks" I continued my way, running along the old dusty hallway.

"Wait, to regain its connection, you need to think about me again" She yelled, but I couldn't hear what she said, perhaps it's wasn't so important.

Arriving at some bushes outside, I though about myself never seeing Moony. After some tries, I could feel an empty space in my stomach, maybe the spell worked, so why not giving a try?

Moony?

Nope, nothing here.

Oh god, not you again.

Forget about him. I unbuckled my belt, the pants falling on my ankles, and soon the underwear followed it. It took me minutes until I was done and cleaned, so I grab my pants and underwear, sliding them up and made my way back. What, did you expect me to say how good it was or how does it feel? Have you never poop in your life, jeez....

After some good walking, I roar ringed through the forest, behind me. Looking at back, I wish I didn't do it, cause when I turned, all the colors on my face faded away.

Behind me were three BIG wolves, and they weren't look like a normal wolf. Their eyes were glowing bright green, saliva dripping from their mouth corners, looking at me like I was the last cooked chicken on the planet, and they didn't have any fur, or skin, just branches and lots of woods, perhaps they aren't very resistent to fire.

Trying to find I way to get out of this, I looked towards the castle. Nope, running isn't a option, it's too far away, FUCK, not even fighting would help me, I can barely hit a table with my fist without whining from the pain.

The wolves advanced slowly towards me, in the meantime I was backing as well, until I tripped on a log, falling on my ass on a puddle of mud. Now I was really fucked up, I couldn't get up or try to attack them with my magic. Before I could scream for help, they stopped, their eyes never leaving mine. Panic started to flow through my mind, then towards my heart, and the liver, then my feet, I was so scared that I can't move any muscle, and the suspense between me and them could be cut with a knife.

I tried to remember what Moony said about regaining the connection, but I didn't hear much due to my fucking needs. And the worst began, one of them jumped on me, roaring like a mad lion.

I covered my face with the hands in defense, hoping these assholes would have mercy on a helpless soul like me. I waited for the pain, but it didn't came. Peeking curiously through my fingers, I could saw a forcefield like Moony used on me, but it was jet black. Looking up, I could see the wolf very close to me, but the barrier blocked it, as he slid slowly down on the shield, like it was made of glass.

I was completely amazed, "Did I just created a shield around myself' I asked nobody. Before I could run from them, thinking the shield will be around me even if I move, a laser beam shot from the sky the wolves. Surprised by this, they ran away, not having a change to fight a pegasus or a flying magical creature. I lowered the shield, having no idea how. I looked straight to the sky, trying to find the source. I stood up, still confused by the author who just saved my life, if you could say that.

Just before I could scream for that guy, a thing landed behind me, the ground shaking after. Looking back, I could see no one that Moony, standing there with her armor and her horn glowing, her posture giving a look like she was a true hero. The sun light was flowing through her night sky mane, making it glowing. Without hesitating, I ran towards her, hugging her tight, which she returned it.

“Thanks for saving me, but you know, I could keep those motherfuckers away!” Broking the embrace, I looked directly into her reptilian or cat-like eyes, its green color made my mind think that I should be ashamed of myself and try to….what the fuck I’m talking? I think I need a nap.

“As you say, and by judging by the look of your pants, I can see you weren’t scared at all” Her gaze turned towards to my muddy pants. It took me some time until my brain gears started to spin.

“This isn’t what it’s look like” My blush got redder when I looked down. “Nevermind, did you know any spell that could fix this?” I gestured with my hands. With a simply nod, her horn glowed, and in a flash my pants were back to normal.

Thanking her mentally, I made my way past her, into the deep forest. I didn’t go unnoticed of course, “Where are you going?” She asked. I stopped, turning around “I need to make some new friends” She stared at me emotionless, and I was standing there looking like an idiot. Before she could ask me what the hell I’m talking about, I continued “I’m going to Ponyville, see if I can somehow become friends with those ponies who almost turned me into stone. You said that would be the first step into our plan, right?” She scratched her chin, until the idea popped out.

“Ohh, yes, but I don’t think this would be a good time”

“And why not” I protested “I’m a genius at charming and I don’t see how this could go wrong” Before she could react, I waved at her, and made my way toward the city.

This will be sure a pain in the ass…