Chapters The night was still. A slight chill swept across the rooftops, where two figures sat. One figure was a dragon named Spike, and the other, a pony named Sweetie Belle. You may be wondering what two teenagers are doing on a roof at night. Well, you see, Sweetie Belle and Spike, were trying to come up with a plan. A plan to stay alive while Twilight Sparkle tries to cure them of a little disease they picked up a few days ago. What is this disease, you ask? It has many names, but the most commonly used is Luna Fames. Roughly translated it means Moon Hunger, in other words vampirism. How they contracted this dastardly affliction is a story for another time, for if they aren't cured in exactly three months, they will stay vampires for all eternity.
"Okay, here's the plan. While we wait for Twilight to find a way to get us back to normal, we try and find a way to feed every night, without getting caught!" Spike said as he looked at the moon in deep thought. Sweetie Belle shook her head defiantly.
"I don't like that plan! I refuse to suck anypony's blood!"
"Do you want to starve Sweetie? You can't just eat hay fries anymore!" Sweetie Belle knew Spike was telling the truth, but the thought of actually drinking blood made her want to throw up. It's been days since they've eaten anything, and she was getting desperate.
"I know Spike, I just don't wanna hurt anypony, and blood doesn't exactly sound good."
"Doesn't sound good? How are you not feeling the thirst yet? I'm already drooling at the thought of it! I don't want to hurt anypony either, but we need it to survive, I don't know about you but I am not dying yet, or, anymore than I already did at least! So either you help me find somepony to feed on, or I'll go by myself and you won't get any!" Sweetie Belle sighed in defeat as Spike jumped off the roof, landing safely on the ground.
"Alright, just wait for me will ya?" Sweetie followed Spike's lead, and jumped down after him. Sweetie Belle, like the optimist she is, found that being a vampire wasn't all that bad, not being able to fall to your death was pretty fun! And not having to sleep was cool as well! Pretty soon, they arrived at the center of town. The area is what one would consider the center of town anyway. It was basically a roundabout with a fountain in the middle. Surrounding the fountain were stalls that merchants set up, apartments and homes filled the area as well. Before Sweetie could ask why they were there, Spike jumped onto the ledge of an open window that belonged to somepony's apartment. Alarmed, Sweetie followed after yet again. As she entered through the window, she saw Spike standing over some poor stallions bed. Spike looked over to Sweetie and nodded down to the nameless figure lying in the bed. Sweetie knew what he wanted her to do. It was now or never. She hesitantly stepped towards the bed, and leaned over it. The stallion had a brown coat, and a black mane, the kind of pony that blends in with the crowd. As she stood there, thinking about the pony, she grew more hesitant towards actually going through with it. She looked over at Spike, who nodded and crossed his arms patiently. She looked back down at the stallion, and gulped. The next moments were a blur, as instincts she never knew she had, kicked in. She leaned her face down towards his neck, and quickly sunk her teeth into it, sucking his blood as fast and as greedily as she could. She drank her fill and stopped, quickly receding into the shadowy corner of the room. Sweetie took deep quiet breaths, she couldn’t believe what she had just done. She had just sucked somepony’s blood. And she loved it . Spike smiled at her with a wicked grin. Spike motioned for her to follow him, as he jumped out of the window. As they landed near the fountain, Sweetie looked questioningly at Spike.
“What? You didn’t think I was gonna drink from the same pony as you, right? We’re trying to eat, not kill! Besides, the look on your face said that you enjoyed that more than you would like to admit, and I had to get you out of there before you drank anymore.” It was true, and Sweetie knew it. The fact that she enjoyed it as much as she did terrified her. But only a little. Sweetie Belle gained a dark look in her eyes, and looked at Spike with a smirk.
“Truthfully, it was delicious, but so very unsatisfying. I might need more!” Sweetie smiled an unsettling toothy smile, leftover blood dripping from her fangs and onto the ground below. The tone of her voice sent chills down Spike’s spine.
“Well, I wouldn’t know, now would I? C’mon I’m starving here. Oh, and you got a little bit of blood running down your neck.” Sweetie Belle wiped away the blood, and licked her hoof. She licked, and licked, and licked. She wanted to make sure she got it all. Spike just stood there flustered, watching as she licked her hoof and let out cute noises of satisfaction. Spike was sixteen, so it’s not like he hadn’t thought of her like that before. But having Sweetie Belle do something like that right in front of his eyes in real life was incredible. If he weren’t already dead, he was sure he would’ve died from heart failure. She finished, and looked up to a rather entranced looking dragon. As she realized what she did, she hid her face. She would surely be blushing right now if she was alive. Sweetie thought to herself; thank god for being dead. “A-are you done yet? ‘Cause I would really like to go now.” Sweetie put her hands to her sides, and looked down at the drop of blood on the ground.
“Yeah, let’s go.” And with that, the two clambered up the side of a building, and traveled across Ponyville via rooftops. Within minutes, they find another open window. They both entered through it, and found themselves in another bedroom. This time, the room belonged to a mare with a mint green coat and an aqua blue mane. Sweetie sat this one out, and watched Spike approach the sleeping mare. Spike leaned down and brushed her mane away from her neck, and then he bit into her, sucking blood from her sleeping body. He stopped, feeling full, but Sweetie Belle was right, he wasn’t satisfied at all. “Come on Spike,” whispered Sweetie “let’s get out of here.” They climbed out of the window, and into the alley below. “Well? How was it?”
“It was delicious, but not at all satisfying.”
“Told ya. It’s almost time for the sun to come up, we should get back to the library.”
“Alright. Follow me, I know a shortcut.” And so they made their way back to the library with time to spare, and sneaked inside through Twilight’s bedroom window. Once inside, they rushed into the basement, where they were staying until Twilight could cure them.
Author's Note
I didn't think I was gonna be writing another fanfic honestly. But lo and behold, inspiration struck me, and I felt like it wouldn't work as anything other than a fanfic. I don't know when I'll have another chapter up, mainly because I'm a lazy person, but I promise I will finish this story. I know how it feels to start reading a story, and then have the writer just not finish it. I refuse to be one of THOSE people.
“Spike! Sweetie Belle!” Twilight angrily called through the house. Checking all of the rooms, while making her way down to the basement. Once she reached the door to the basement, she didn’t bother using the knob, she just blasted the door in with magic. What she saw would make anyone feel sympathetic for the two teens. They were huddled in a corner, shaking in fear. But Twilight didn’t care, she didn’t care about anything when she was angry. “Funny story, I was at the market, picking up ingredients for a potion that could potentially turn you two back to normal, when I just happen to overhear a conversation, in which sompony said, and I quote ‘I woke up with these two tiny holes on my neck’. Care to explain?” Spike gathered up courage, and walked up to Twilight.
“We hadn’t eaten anything in three days Twi! We couldn’t wait any longer, you gotta understand! It hurt !” Sweetie Belle gathered her courage and stepped up as well.
“It really did Twilight, ya gotta believe us!” Sweetie said in her cutest voice possible, while making the cutest face ever. Twilight’s heart exploded from the cuteness, and Spike’s heart almost started beating again. “We were getting desperate!” Twilight looked at them with pity.
“Alright, but that still doesn’t excuse what you’ve done! Next time either of you get hungry, and I mean really hungry. Come feed off of me.” Spike and Sweetie gasped at Twilight’s offer. “No more feeding off of random pony’s am I clear?” Spike and Sweetie both nodded in agreement. “Now that that’s all cleared up, I’m going to get back to making the potion. The sooner it’s done, the sooner we can test it.” Once Twilight was out of the basement, she turned and cast a permanent lock spell on the door and shut it.
“Did she just lock us in here?” Asked Sweetie.
“Yes, yes she did.”
“So, we’re stuck in here? All alone? Together?”
“Yep.”
“...”
“...” Sweetie Belle looked around in the darkness awkwardly, as did Spike. Leave it to Twilight to not plan everything through. Now there’s two sixteen year old’s, in a dark basement, all alone, with nothing to do. That won’t lead to anything, right? “Sweetie, why do you keep scooting closer to me?”
“No reason. Just kinda cold is all.”
“Oh. Okay.” Sweetie got closer and closer, until she was sitting right next to Spike. In one swift movement, she got on top of Spike, straddling his sides. “Sweetie Belle! What are you doing!?”
“What do you think I’m doing Spike? I’m trying to heat up. And what’s hotter than a dragon?” Answered Sweetie in a seductive tone.
“I don’t think we should be doing this! We’re too young” Spike replied nervously.
“We’re dead, I don’t think it matters anymore.” Sweetie licked her lips, and peppered Spike’s body with wet sloppy kisses, as she went down, and down, and down.
“Sweetie Belle!” Spike cried out in defeat.
“Spike, Sweetie, I’ve made the potion!” Shouted Twilight as she burst through the basement door, with an unlock spell. “Are you ready to te-”
“...”
“...”
“...”
“Ah! Sorry, sorry!” Twilight yelled, as she jumped back and slammed the door to the basement! Twilight couldn’t believe what had just happened. “Was Sweetie just giving Spike a blo-”
“Well that was awkward…” Sweetie said, in a surprisingly calm manner.
“Yeah. Well, you gonna continue or not?”
“Well I’m not gonna just stop after starting.”
All was not well in Carousel Boutique, if one were to look in through one of the windows, one would see a pony prancing back and forth. obviously worried about something. That pony would be Rarity, and the something would be Sweetie Belle. “I know she said to not worry about her, but it’s been four days now! Oh, Rarity, why must you be such a worrywart! I’m sure she’s fine, probably just having sleepovers with the other crusaders! That has to be it, yeah, there’s absolutely nothing to worry about… Oh, buck it! I’m going to go find her, and when I do, she is in for a stern talking to!” Rarity, walked over to the door, and composed herself. She exited the Boutique and ran off in search of her little sister.
“You should have warned me! You’re just lucky we have a sink down here!” Shouted Sweetie, wiping the remains of their little ‘session’ off of her face.
“Well, I’m sorry. I thought you would have been prepared! You were the one who started it!” Sweetie glared at him.
“Well, I’m sorry for getting you off buddy! Geez!” All of a sudden, there was a racket coming from upstairs. “What’s going on up there?”
“I don’t know, let’s go see if we can hear anything through the door.” They both creeped up to the door, and put their ears to it. They heard what sounded like Twilight talking with someone.
“I’m sorry, but she isn’t here!”
“Then please help me look Twilight! I've looked everywhere! Neither Apple Bloom, nor Scootaloo have seen her in four days! I’m really worried!”
“I’m sorry Rarity, I just have the time to help look. I have really important things to do! Have you checked with Fluttershy?”
“Yes, I have, she hasn't seen her either!” Sweetie Belle looked surprised to hear that Rarity worried about her so much. “Are you sure she isn't here? I noticed recently, that she has developed a thing for spike, maybe she came over here!” Now it was Spike’s turn to look surprised.
“What? You really think I just sucked you off for no reason?” Sweetie gave him a look that said ‘really dude?’ Spike just shrugged, and gave a stupid look. They went back to listening in on the conversation between Twilight and Rarity.
“...Maybe their in the basement? Have you checked there?” They heard the sound of hooves clopping towards the door, followed by a loud bang against it, and Twilight yelling out ‘no’! This caused the two to recoil in surprise, holding their heads in pain. They looked back at the door, and laughed. It wasn't hard to figure out what happened.
“So, you really have feelings for me? Why? I mean, I’m nothing special.”
“Don’t you ever say that again! You’re really special, at least you are to me!” Sweetie Belle nuzzled Spike, and pulled him down to the floor.
“I don’t know if I have feelings for you Sweetie, but we can give it a try.”
“Really?” She asked excitedly!
“Really.”
“Well, I know a way we can pass the time,” her voice went back to a seductive tone, “and this time, it doesn't just involve my mouth!”
Pinkie Pie was currently cleaning her room. She had just got done picking things up off the floor, when she accidentally bumped into her stereo and hit the play button. ‘I Just Had Sex’ by The Lonely Island started playing. “Ooh! I love this song!”
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“Ow, don’t bite so hard!” Twilight flinched in pain, as Spike bit into her leg. Spike drank his share of blood and moved away so Sweetie Belle could drink.
“Sorry, I can’t help it! These teeth are so sharp, that skin is like butter to them!” Spike opened his mouth to show his fangs. Twilight gasped in pain as Sweetie bit into her other leg.
“I feel so weak now, did you have to drink so much Spike?” Sweetie stopped, and looked back guiltily.
“Sorry Twilight, I might have drank more than I should have.”
“Sweetie, you need to control your hunger! We could kill somepony if we don’t!”
“I’m okay, I just need to rest for a minute.” Twilight cast a healing spell on herself. “That’s better! Spike, could you go get me my advanced mana potion from my lab?”
“Sure, I’ll be right back!” Spike hurriedly left the room.
“Now, Sweetie Belle, I wanna talk to you about what happened down in the basement.” Sweetie looked up at Twilight with a flustered expression on her face.
“W-what about it?” Sweetie Belle started sweating nervously.
“Spike didn’t force you to do that did he?”
“What! No, no no no! No! Why would you even ask that!”
“Princess Celestia said that when dragons reach sixteen years of age, they no longer feel simple emotions. They feel each emotion with full force. In other words, if he get’s angry, he get’s really angry! And if he gets sad, he gets borderline suicidal! So I was just thinking, if Spike gets, you know, would he force himself on to anyone? I know he wouldn’t, he’s too gentle to do something like that, but it never hurts to make sure!” Sweetie had a thoughtful look on her face.
“So, if Spike loved somepony, he would love that pony with all his heart?”
“Sweetie, do you love Spike?”
“Yes, more than I’ve ever loved anyone. He’s the one I want to spend my life with.”
“You do know that if you marry a dragon, you become immortal as well?” Sweetie Belle looked down sadly.
“Yes, I know. And I thought about it before. I would hate to outlive all of my friends and family! But I would still have Spike, and you, you’re immortal now right? Because you’re a princess?” Now it was Twilight turn to look down sadly.
“Yeah, and not a day goes by that I don’t think about it.” The door opening snapped their attention away from the conversation, and to Spike entering the room with the mana potion.
“Sorry it took so long. I had to look for it, it wasn’t in the potions cabinet with the others.”
“It’s fine, Spike.” Twilight took the mana potion and downed it all in one drink. She shook from all the energy she just consumed. “That’s much better, now I have stuff to do. You two know the drill, stay here, and if anyone knocks, don’t answer!” Twilight locked the door as she went out. Sweetie looked at Spike.
“Now that we’re all alone, you wanna make out?”
“Hell yeah!”
Author's Note
Can you say filler? I can, and I can write it as well!
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“What’s going on in there!?” Twilight yelled through the library’s locked front door. “Ugh! What am I even doing, I can just teleport!” But before she did, she actually used her brain. Unusual for her, quite ironic that the world’s smartest unicorn doesn’t think straight most of the time. “Okay Twilight, think, Why would they lock the library door? Obviously they’re doing things. Things that they shouldn’t be doing, but things nonetheless. I can just Teleport to my room, they won’t even know I’m there!” Twilight charged up her magic, and instantly found herself in her bedroom. However, she didn’t think her plan entirely through.
“Oh Celestia Spike! Harder!” Sweetie Belle’s ecstatic moans and cries echoed through the library! Twilight fainted.
Sugarcube Corner was unusually quiet. A couple of ponies sat in a booth near the window, having a quiet conversation. Rainbow Dash made her way inside, and spotted Rarity sitting on a bar stool talking to Pinkie. “Hey girls, what’s up?” Pinkie turned to dash with a wide smile.
“Hey Dashie! Rarity was just telling me about her situation with Sweetie Bell.”
“Still can’t find her, huh? Man, that sucks. You’ll find her Rares, she’s probably just having a sleepover at one of her other friends houses.” Rarity looked at Rainbow Dash with sad eyes.
“You’re probably right Dash. But still.” Rainbow’s ears lowered, and her face adopted a sympathetic look.
“I know how you feel Rares. If I lost Scoots, I would feel horrible.” Pinkie suddenly popped between them in thin air!
“Come on girls, there’s no reason to be all sad! Everything is fine!”
“How do you know?” Asked Rarity.
“I don’t know, I just know, y’know?”
“No, I don’t know, nopony know’s how you know what you know Pinkie”
“But I know how I know what I know, I don’t know how you don’t know how I know what I know!” Rarity and Rainbow’s heads were spinning, so they decided to drop it before it got too confusing. “Hey! You’re just trying to cheat your way out of making the joke!” Pinkie yelled up the the ceiling. Everypony watched as she stared viciously at the lights on the ceiling “And quit writing things to make it seem like you don’t know who I’m talking to!” Pinkie Pie was obviously going crazy, and everyone knew it. “Ugh! You are so difficult! And you should write longer chapters, people are getting sick of the whole ‘500 word chapters’ thing!” Pinkie continued to the ceiling. Pony’s resumed their conversations, and paid no attention as they were used to Pinkie’s antics. “That’s it, I’m coming to get you! And don’t think you can just cut away before I-”
The library had quieted down, as Spike and Sweetie were cuddling in bed, enjoying the aftermath of their lovemaking. Sweetie Belle nuzzled into Spike’s chest. “Spike? Do you think Twilight will find a cure?”
“I don’t know Sweetie. Let’s just hope she does. Being a vampire was fun at first, but now it’s just a drag.” Sweetie Belle sunk further into the bed, and cried silent tears. Spike reacted by wrapping his arms further around her, and kissing her neck. “I promise you, everything is going to be alright!” Sweetie looked up at him smiled. Spike wiped a tear off of her cheek.
“Pinkie promise?”
“Pinkie promise.”
Author's Note
Well, I got that done! Sorry for the wait, I was procrastinating.
"Aha! I got you Mr. Author guy!" Pinkies shout echoes through my room.
Dammit...
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“Do you think she’s okay?” Sweetie Belle asked, as she and Spike stood over Twilight’s unconscious body.
“I don’t know Sweetie. I mean you were shouting some very nasty things!” Sweetie looked down shyly. “I would faint too if I teleported into my house and heard, ‘Oh, Spike! You’re so big, it feels so good! Don’t ever stop!’” Sweetie Belle punched Spike’s arm in mock anger.
“Shut up! It’s not like I can help it!” Is what she tried to say, but couldn’t finish as Spike grabbed her butt.
“Maybe I wouldn’t be so rough, if you weren’t so cute!” Sweetie could swear that at that instant, she felt a spark of life in her non-beating heart. For a split second, Spike thought he saw a tiny splash of color appear on her face. “Woah, hold on a second.”
“What is it?”
“Did you feel something just now? Like, actually feel something?”
“I felt a little weird for a second, I didn’t think nothing of it though. Why?”
“I thought I saw you blush just now.”
“That’s impossible.”
“I wanna try something.” Before Sweetie could ask what that ‘something’ was, Spike lunged forward and kissed her. Spike placed his hand on Sweetie’s chest to test his theory. And there it was. A heartbeat. Spike pulled his lips away, and smiled. Meanwhile, Sweetie could hardly stand, her knees were so wobbly she didn’t understand how she was still standing. Spike ran over to Twilights desk and looked through her reports on Vampires. He grabbed the paper labeled ‘Love, And Other Human Emotions’. Spike read through the report.
Chapter 7 - Love, And Other Human Emotions
Vampire’s don’t experience emotions like regular ponies do. Love, for example, works very differently for the undead then it does for us. Most vampire’s can’t experience love for unknown reasons, the ones that can however are considered very lucky, as love can act as a cure if it is pure enough...
Spike smiled widely and looked back at Sweetie, only to find her lying on the floor next to Twilight with a dopey grin on her face and hearts in her eyes. Twilight started groaning, and after gaining consciousness once again, looked at Spike confusedly. “What are you doing in my room?”
“That’s not important right now, I think I’ve found the cure!”
Author's Note
I would like to apologize to anyone following this story. I just, had a really bad falling out with the fandom is all. I wanna try to get back into the show, and the fandom as well. "Brony's were pissing me off" is basically the story summed up in one sentence. I have nothing against all the porn, basically because I'm a horny sixteen year old, but if you're gonna be creepy and rude and shit to little kids (who the show is MADE FOR) at conventions and stuff, then that is just crossing the line. Anyway back to the topic of the story. I was gonna have a plot-line involving Rarity looking for Sweetie, and I was gonna have it end in a hilarious manor, but I can't quite remember it, so I'm gonna scrap that. Sorry. Also, expect this story to end soon, maybe in like a few chapters. I can't remember at all in which direction I was gonna take it. Again, sorry I took so long to update.
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“The cure was that simple!? I can’t believe that I didn’t just ask you if you to actually liked each other! I had just assumed it was casual sex.” Twilight Sparkle looked down, embarrassed that she failed as hard as she did. Spike walked over to her, and gave her a hug.
“Don’t be too hard on yourself Twilight, I actually didn’t love her at first. I think it was all the time we’ve spent together. Y’know, because feelings tend to develop if two people are left alone together for long amounts of time with nothing to do.”
“Yeah, it wasn’t the smartest thing I could've done, huh?” Spike gave her a look that conveyed all the hours of boredom and awkward silence, that he and Sweetie have had to put up with for the past month. “We should wake her up and tell her.” They looked down at Sweetie. She had a love stricken look on her face, and she was drooling.
“I think we should leave her there for a bit, she looks comfortable.” Sweetie then mumbled something about bananas and dragons. Spike suddenly pushed Twilight out of the room as fast as he could, shutting the door in her face and then locking it, hoping she wouldn’t just teleport back in. “Phew, that was close,” Spike let out a sigh, “that would have been embarrassing.” Spike was relieved to be alone with Sweetie. “But seriously. Why would you use a banana like that, that has to be the worst idea you ever had. Sweet Celestia, my butt still hurts from that.” Spike sighed and looked at Sweetie’s sleeping form sweetly, wiping a stray lock of hair out of her face gently.
A month later, things were starting to get better. Spike and Sweetie openly admitted their love to one another, and they could feel their vampirism reversing. Every now and again they would feel a heartbeat, and they could sense it wouldn’t be long until they were completely cured. One day, Spike and Sweetie were lying in bed, their bodies were doing away with the infernal curse in the natural way. They were both unconscious, but their bodies were trying to inhale. To anyone watching, it would appear as though they were having seizures! Suddenly, they breathed in a huge amount of air, and let out a purple cloud of ethereal energy. If one were to listen carefully, one would hear whispers retreating back to the realm of darkness. Finally, they were cured.
When they awoke, the first thing they did was check on one another. After seeing that they were both alive and well, they smiled widely and embraced each other. They ran to Twilight immediately to let her know that they were finally done with sucking her blood every two days! They spent the rest of the day celebrating with their own three pony party!
As the day drew to a close, they knew that after two months, their time of sleeping together was coming to an end. They kissed like they were never gonna see one another ever again, and Sweetie headed back home to Rarity. Sweetie told the whole story to Rarity, excluding some rather intimate moments here and there. Rarity was relieved to have Sweetie back safe and sound, and everyone was sure things were going to get back to normal. The only difference being Spike and Sweetie’s relationship… Endings are weird.
Author's Note
Okay, that's it, shows over, you can go home now. Because of my falling out with the fandom, I hate this story, but it seems a lot of you enjoyed it, so I wanted to finish it for you people! 30 likes!? That's insane, I never thought in a million years that people would actually like this story! I planned on making it a serious and rather dark tale, the first chapter is evidence of that. However, in my eyes my writing skills are not yet good enough to tackle a serious story. Well, overly serious anyway. Anyway, I'm sorry I couldn't give this story the proper ending it deserved, but I was just so sick of it, I wanted it done. Like, right away! I didn't even care if I rushed it. Which I did. And rather badly at that. I would like to thank DragonPony for liking this story enough to comment on every single chapter, and for getting the phrase "still better than Twilight" stuck in my head somehow. Thank you. Sincerely zappadap.