fuck You Princess Celestia

by IGNORE IGNORE

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 530

twilight sends princess celestia a letter

Twilight sparkle gets pissed off and decides to write a letter to princess celestia of how much she hates her read to find out more

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-30 14:10:13 UTC

The letter

Dear Princess Fucking Celestia Today I Fucking Learned that i fucking hate your fucking guts. and no im not fucking drunk so dont think

That i am fucking drunk because im fucking not im for real in This letter princess fucking celestia this is the last fucking letter you will

Ever get from your amazing student that hates your fucking guts. Im done with this shit THIS IS IT BABY YOU CAN'T STOP ME BABY IMA BE WORSE THEN DISCORD IM FREE AND OUT I GOT KICK ASS POWERS I DONT NEED THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyways heres

The reasons why i fucking hate you

     Reason 1 why i hate you

Your a Hoe You smell like fucking fish celestia!  CLOSE YOU GOD DAMN LEGS! Holy fucking sweet celestia what did you put

Up your vagina these past years! Did you do your own little brother to celestia huh!? Wait i already no that answer to that qeustion cuase

You already fucking did you fucking do your own dad and the guards for all i fucking no everytime i visit to your damn castle the gaurds give me fucking weird looks when im by you! God damnit princess you shouldnt be a fucking slut when your a princess what also pissses me off real badly cause of you is that you never dress fucking formal its always slutty outfits or no outfits at all with you! Like what the fuck aren't princess's supposed to fucking wear a dress or be fucking formal all you god damn wear is a crown and a fucking neckless and some god damn golden shoes on your god damn hooves like what the fuck the only reason no one cares or notices is cuase you fucking get a stupid ass designer and say make them look fabulous like what the fuck princess cant you get ask my freind rarity she can make you a beautiful dress but NO YOU GOTTA BE GOING TO UGLY ASS DESGINERS EVEN RARITY GOES ON AND ON ABOUT HOW THEY FUCKING MESSED UP YOUR OUTFIT LIKE COME ON PRINCESS YOU CAN DO BETTER!!!!! And ima just say this for once and all WE ALL KNOW YOU FUCKING GET PLASTIC SURGERYS ALL OVER YOU GOD DAMN BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like sieriosly you gotta fucking make your body the tallest of them all like what the fuck everyone knows that your body cant be that fucking big like seirisoly you just had to be fucking bigger ._. What steroids are you on princess cause i fucking know that aint possible! Dont get me started on your wing/horn enlargments like seirsoly your horn cant be that big and your wings are not possibly that big how the fuck do you fly with thT big heavy ass body off yours and your mane girl its the worst thing ever colors all over it?!? Fucking sparkles how many fucking hours do you waste making your god damn mane that sparkly like for real you are serisoly the stupidest princess ever no wonder your little sister and you went to war i bet she couldnt take none of your shit so she fucking decided to outrun you