The Adventures of Frost Winter

by Timer Smith

Chapter 5 - Stunts, Falls & Pranks (Unedited)

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It's been three days since the events with the Dragon and the Cutie Mark Crusaders. Frost not only got a party from the town, each saying how grateful they are, and be on the front cover of virtually every newspaper, he also got a personal thank you from the princesses and a medal of bravery for it to boot. But at his own request, not in front of a crowd. Things have started to clam down now, and Frost is aimlessly walking around the town, looking for something to do. Frost suddenly smells one of the best smells ever, the aroma of baking goods just coming out of the oven. Floating in the air and going towards the smell, just like in the cartoons. Frost floats to sugar cube corner. Once he enters he lands on the floor carefully, and with a look of happy bliss, he looks around. Mrs cake is behind the counter, doing something, and Pinkie is in the kitchen.

Pinkie comes walking out the kitchen with a batch of newly baked muffins. With his mouth watering, almost literally, his stomach gives out a grumble, demanding food. Pinkie looks up to see frost, in this situation. "Oh hello Frost, I see you were brought here by my muffin smell minions. Well, here have a free one on the house and tell me how they are." Pinkie throws Frost a muffin, which he gulps down hole and moans in pleasure and gives out a "hmm" in approval. Pinkie giggles "Well, looks like they are ready to sell, thanks Frosty"

"Frosty? really?" pinkie just nods innocently, Frost just sighs "Don't make a habit out of it please..... Anyway you doing anything today Pinkie?"

"Nope" shaking her head violently. *GASP* "OH I ALMOST FORGOT! I'm going to go with RD to the park, to watch her new stunts and tricks"

Frost thinks about if he should go or not, he not really met Rainbow yet and something about him just watching her would be a little of putting, but on the other hand or hoof he has nothing to do. "Err Pinkie... Would it be ok if I come along? It's just that I've got nothing to do today"

Pinkie seems to think about it "Well, I don't see why not, sure the more the merrier" Grinning like she normally is, (how is she this happy all the time?) Frost thinks to himself.

"Hey Pinks!" a female voice says behind Frost, looking behind him, he see's the one and only Rainbow Dash. Just incase you don't know who she is, she is a; Cyan Pegasus, with a rainbow mane and tail, her cutie mark is a cloud and a lighting blot with the colours of a rainbow. And she had reddish eyes, she is the element of loyalty (even though I think they got her's and AJ's element the wrong way round), she acts proud of her self and her voice has a raspberry-ish tone to it, basically the stereotypical voice of a tomboy. And she does act like a tomboy as well, but there you go. Rainbow walks over to the counter and brohoof's with Pinkie.

"RD is it ok if Frost here comes with us?" Rainbow looks at Frost and shrugs and nods "Sure why not, besides then he can see how awesome I am". She says puffing out her chest. With that the trio go to the local park, Pinkie and Frost seat next to each other while they watch RD a variety of tricks. But her best trick was (what did she call it again? A SonicRainboom Twister? Meh what ever) Frost thinks to him self. Rainbow ascends to a high were she is just visible, but if something goes wrong it won't cause damage. After doing a SonicRainboom, which sends a verity of colours of the rainbow, outwards from the central point where she actually did it and then seen proceeds to spin in a circle motion, the colours of rainbow following her, creating the effect of the colours are going in a small circle. Faster and faster, until this creates a small tornado, Once that is done she descends about 5 feet quickly and goes through the middle of the tornado. It's defiantly a trick to end all tricks. Stopping above the tornado, RD gets her breath back, but the tornado she created hasn't stopped yet, she tries to slow it down by going in the opposite direction, but without her at sonic speeds she is no match for it. RD is thrown from it and she crash lands in some tree's near by. The tornado gradually comes to a stop and disperses, leaving an uncurious cyan Pegasus in a tree. Pinkie and Frost could only watch in horror, once RD lands in the tree. They both rush over to her and find her in a bad condition, one of her wings is broken, there is blood coming from her mouth and she is unconious. The last thing RD see's is the pair running towards her and she blacks out.

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"So are the plans ready?" Asks a female voice

"Yes, Its ready for Frost Winter. He should be happy with the results" Another female says

"Good, well, we don't wan't him to know just yet. Not till we relieve it to him later"

Burp! "Spike! you can at least say pardon!" Twilight says a bit disgusted.

"hehe.... Oops sorry, Pardon me" He says sheepishly.

"Anyway, thank you Mayor. I will let he know later today about the meeting." The Mayor nods, spike looks over to the window and see a tornado made of colours?

"Erm Twilight... What is that?" he says pointing to the tornado. Twilight turns around and looks at it. "I don't know Spike but we are going to go find out! Well, thanks again Mayor but something has come up. I'll cya then" Twilight says giving her goodbyes, and rushing over to the Tornado.

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Frost and Pinkie are waiting outside of the surgery room, waiting on news about RD. Pinkies hair is deflated and tears running down her checks. And she has her head so low its almost touching the floor. Frost is in a better condition, but is still worried about RD. Frost walks over to Pinkie and pulls her into a hug, She jumps sightly, but welcomes it. Frost lets her cry into his coat. Their train of thought is broken by a loud bang and a series of shouts, and it's getting closer! Frost is a little scared, but doesn't let on, when suddenly a panicked and dishevelled Twilight breaks through the doors to the waiting room, where she find Frost hugging a crying Pinkie Pie. Taking the wrong impressions Twilight starts to cry in pain, thinking that her friend has passed on. Frost see's this and tries to diffuse it

"Twilight its ok, she's ok. Well, we are just waiting on news about her. Pinkie is just worried is all." Twilight stops crying and walks over to Frost and pushes his leg hard.

"YOU MADE ME THINK SHE WAS.... SHE WAS...." Twilight breaks down crying again "Sorry it's just that I was worried and when i saw how you two were..... Anyway I hope she's okay" She says wiping a tear from her eye.

"Me too Twilight, me too" Is all Frost says. Seconds turn into minutes, minutes into double digits, and double digits into hours.TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK Pinkie has fallen a sleep, after breaking down completely, Twilight fairs no better, stroking her mane and keeps mumbling "Everything is going to be ok" over and over again. Frost is looking at the clock following the pendulum that goes from side to side with end Tick and Tock.

"Are you a friend of Miss Dash?" A male voice says next to Frost. Looking up he see's a brown pony, with briny hair, wearing a white coat, and a stethoscope around his neck. His Cutie Mark is an image of an X-Ray. Twilight runs over to him, and almost knocking him over with her hug.

"IS SHE GOING TO BE OK?!" she partially screams. The pony takes it in his stride and calmly says "Yes... However she is luckily to be alive, period. If she landed in a worse way, she would have snapped her neck and died. Or got brain damage, or many other things. Considered herself lucky she land on her wing and side. However she has a broken several of bones in her wing, broken a rib or two, sprained her back, broken a bone in two of her legs and had a concussion." The doctor looked up from his chart to the two ponies still awake "We have done all we can, but you can she her yet, sorry. She is a sleep anyway, but we are open all day tomorrow for visits. She we able to leave this hospital, in 2 and a half weeks." With that he nods and leaves the two in the waiting room.

Frost looks over to Twilight and she is in worse shape than Pinkie was "Twilight why don't you go home, i'll let the other know." Twilight nods, hugs Frost and slowly leaves the hospital without saying a word. Frost spends the next hour and a bit going around telling the other mane 6 about RD, the worse was Fluttershy who broke down sobbing, but he assured them that she is ok, and they can visits her tomorrow, if they want. Going back to the hospital to pick up a curtain pink pony, he finds her to be sits up wake. She doesn't even look up at him. "Pinkie has someone told you the news?" She shakes her head slowly. Frost tells her the news and she gives out a huge sigh of relief, her inflated slightly. "Come on i'll walk you home" With that Frost walks her home, she is better but still needs cheering up. They walk past a variety of shows, but one catches his eye. And a great idea pops into his head. (This should cheer her up, I heard they like doing this stuff) He thinks "Pinkie I have an idea how to cheer you up... But if only we had a curtain person that can help spread some fun and chaos". Pinkie looks confused, but with a flash of light Discord appears in front of them. Frost walks up to Discord nonchalantly and asks

"Hello Discord fancy meeting you here. Anyway while you are here, I was wondering if you wanted to have some fun with me and Pinkie here?"

"Well, its about time someone wants to have fun. This time is nice and all but they are about as fun as flower" At this everyone's head grows petal's around their head, apart from the trio. "So what did you have in mind Frost?" Frost tells Discord in a whisper all the pranks he has come up with and who on, Discord smiles and laughs "Oh my, that is some comedy geniuses right there! Are you sure you are not a Draconequus?" So they start their evil prank plans for the day.

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Discord, Frost and Pinkie are all standing outside the library, looking in side they see spike re-arranging the books and Twilight on the sofa relaxing. "Spike can you get me Daring Doo and The Sapphire Stone please" Asks Twilight. "But you have read that book like 50 times already Twilight, you can probably memorise everything."

"True, but I need something to take my mind of things" Spike nods and gives Twilight the book. Frost gives Discord a nod, which Discord snaps his tail. Twilight is happily reading, and spike is cleaning, when all of a sudden "Whao... What the?" The letters in the daring do book start to move and come to life, some taking to each other, some fighting and the rest just sitting there. When a letter whistles them all over and they all jump out of the book onto the floor. Twilight can hear a muffles siren, she lifts the book and the siren becomes clearer. Lights from the cover turn on and lighten the letters on the floor. This then happens with every book in the library leaving books empty and looking for there letters and words. But the letters and pictures of the covers they to round up the escapee's like it was a jail break or something. "Whats happening Twi!" Spike yells scared, but soon as his spots words come our of his mouth and fall to the floor. He tries to speak again but can't, he grabs some letters and puts them in his mouth. He tries to speak again "Qu'allons-nous faire Twilight?" (what are we going to do Twilight?) Spike asks in a high french female voice. He starts to panic "Qu'est-il arrivé à ma voix?!" (What happened to my voice?!) Twilight hits the back of his head and the words shoot out. "I don't know Spike, but Am going to find out!" The same thing that happened to Spike happened to Twilight. With an evil grin, Spike picks up some letters and put them in Twilights open mouth, Twilight recoils and tries to speak

"¿Y qué piensa usted, que está haciendo joven dragón!" (And what do you think, you are doing young dragon!) Twilight says in a deep male's voice in Spanish. Frost and Discord are literally rolling on the floor laughing, while Pinkie is standing there shocked, but her hair instantly inflates and she is soon to join them. Twilight hears laughter coming from outside and looks threw the window, to see the trio on the floor laughing their heads off. She puts two and two together and opens the window and...

"Así que fue usted quien ha hecho esto? VUELTA TODO NUEVO A NORMAL O SO CELESTIA ME AYUDA, me volveré CADA UNO DE USTEDES EN LAS RANAS!!!!" (So it was you who has done this? TURN EVERYTHING BACK TO NORMAL OR SO CELESTIA HELP ME, I WILL TURN EACH OF YOU INTO FROGS!!!) Twilight yells, this only helps to make it funnier for the three, but Discords snaps his tail and everything goes back to normal.

"Test... One... Two" Twilight test's her voice and its back to normal. But Frost speaks up before Twilight "Twilight before you go on one, everyone was so down about Rainbow, so i decided to try cheer everyone up with some harmless pranks. Don't worry we will leave you alone now". Twilight only shakes her head, shuts the window and goes back to reading (Well, i didn't want something to take my mind of things, and it was pretty funny. But i will get them back) She thinks to herself.

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The trio next destination is a curtain fashionista's shop and home. Once they get there, they see rarity making a dress for a Grey Pegasus with blond mane, and bubbles as her cutie mark (One of my personal favourite ponies), officially knows as Ditzy Doo. Rarity is make a muffin costume for her, maybe for halloween or something thats not to far off. A new ida comes to Frost, he tells Discord who smiles and nods, clicking his tail again. Ditzy and her costume change before rarity's eyes. Ditzy is now a muffin pony wearing a costume that looks like Ditzy used to. Rarity falls back with a scream, Ditzy is confused by this and looks in the mirror. She is both scared and happy, scared because she is a muffin but happy for the same reason. Then all the dresses around them start to come alive and the record player rarity has upstairs comes down, and licks Dizty like a dog. "Aww who's a good boy, who's a good boy" The Record plays barks a sound like the sound of a DJ scratching a disk. And plays some music for its new friend. (Here is the song Click Here)

The dresses that came to life, start to dance. Soon so do the mannequins. Dancing with each other, when one blue suit, with white Shirt walks up to Rarity and bows and holds out a sleeve. Rarity is to shock to say anything, but the suit pulls rarity into a hug and starts dancing with her. After a few minutes the song ends and the next one plays (Next Song)
The dress, mannequins dance slower and with more class. As do, Rarity and her suit partner. Rarity then hears laughter and looks to the window and sees the trio who have done the prank, blushing like mad Rarity screams at them "STOP THIS AT ONCE!". Suddenly all the clothes drop to the floor, Ditzy turns back to normal, music stops and the mannequin fall on the floor. Rarity is about to chase after to them, but they run of laughing, she turns back to Ditzy and giggles. And she goes back to work like nothing happened.

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Applejack and Big Mac are bushing apple bucking trees and collecting the apples in baskets on their apple farm know as Sweet Apple Acres. "Phew Wee, it shall is hot, ain't it Big Mac" Says Applejack takes of her hat, and whipping the sweat of her forehead. The big red stallion stop and looked to Applejack "Eyup". The Farm pony goes to the carriage and takes a drink from the bucket of water, so dos Big Mac. When they turn around, they see something they never suspecting in a million years. "What in Tarnation?!" Applejack says with shock. The apples that once hanged from the tree's have all turned it fruits and Vegetables, like oranges, potatoes, pears, banana's and so on.

WHACK

Something hit Applejack on the back of the head, she jumps a couple of feet in the air, in surprise. Rubbing back of her head, she turns around to see a tree standing there, with some sort of contraption made out of wood, timber, wines and leaves (Basically a gun / cross bow). It fired another round, and a pealed banana come shouting out. Applejack ducked just quick enough, however Big Mac never saw it coming, and it hit him right in the face, on the lips. "Nope" Applejack and Big Mac ran away from the tree that were shooting at them with banana's. While the tree's shouted to them "Praise the sun, you must repent!" Frost signalling it was enough, the Tree's walk back to where they were and the fruits stayed the same. Applejack and Big Mac turned around to see the trouble makers and grabbing a few banana's they chased them off the farm. They ran past a barrel of water and a banana fell in, looking at the piece off food, it melted back into a apple and just floated their, like the apple where just painted that way. The two apple's just chuckled.

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The Prankster's Trio are walking around aimlessly, looking for someone to prank. They see a few potential pranks but nothing like "Wow lets prank them!" kind of prank. Frost hears someone humming a nice tune, going to the source. He finds a whitefish cream pony, with red mane and her Cutie Mark is a Red Rose. And she is tending to her little garden of flowers. Looking back he see Discord for some reason in a clown outfit talking with Pinkie about something. He is reminded of the clown where he is from, getting into small cars, squirting the audience with water, having animals do tricks and so on. (WAIT THATS ITS!) Frost thinks, he walks over to the pair ad whispers in Discords ear, Discords seems to love the idea and with a snap of his tail it comes to be. The pony tending to her garden doesn't even notice her flowers are grown to a size of 4 feet, which is a foot taller than her. In the flower's centre they each grow a mouth, then in a flash of light they all get clown outfits with a small flower on there clothes. But this isn't a normal flower, like before it's a ponies head in the middle with petals going around. The pony (I think she is called Rose so, lets call her Rose) looks up to see a flower in a clown's outfit towering over her with a devilish smile. Only god knows what she was thinking at that moment. She tries to step back, until the flower clown clutches the small flower and it quirts water at her. And the other clown flowers join in doing the same to on lookers. This goes on for a good hour, while the town is panicking the trio are laughing hysterically. Deciding its enough, Discord changes the flowers back to normal

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The trio also plays pranks on Celestia and Luna (Swapping there bodies and colours, Luna wasn't impressed to say the least, but Celestia laughed like there was no tomorrow when Luna chased them off, blushing), They also pranked the royal guards changing their fur and armour to pink, Colgate the dentist when the brushes she was using to show a filly how to brush turn into large ones and then become the dentists for them. Also on Princess Cadence Shining Armour where are turned into the opposite sex, all though they were shocked at first, they surely didn't mind when they smiled at each other and going to bed and doing some *cough* activities *cough*. And so many other pranks on, so many other unsuspecting ponies. Once finished to their hearts content, they thought about to say for a while. It was becoming night and the trio said their goodbye's and head to their respect homes.

Frost slowly walks home, still in trying to calm down from all the fun today, it has defiantly been one of the best days here, if not ever, that he has had. Walking in the library he see's Spike fast asleep holding a broom while still standing up somehow, and Twilight asleep on the sofa with a book covering her face. Frost picks up Spike takes him to his bed, walking back down with a quilt, he takes the book Twilight was reading, putting a bookmark in it and closing it. He puts the quilt over Twilight, and kisses Twilight's forehead while saying goodnight. (And no that doesn't mean he likes her in that way. Its just his was of saying goodnight) Walking downstairs to the basement and flopping on his bed, he thinks of the events that have happen today, yawning he turns over the lamp next to him off and tries to go to sleep.

"Well, Josh even though you have not been here long. You defiantly like it here."

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