Doctor Whooves in Bad Fur Day

As Doctor Whooves sat in the king's throne, he thought to himself 'How did I get here.' He then remembered how it started. It's a long story that started yesterday, in what I like to call a Bad Mane Day.

The Night Before...

The answering machine picked up "Hi, you reached like, Rarity's place. I'm not available to pick up the phone right now. However if you leave your name and number and sound cute, I may call you back, ciao." After the beep Whooves left a message.

"Hi, Rarity! If your there please pick up. Oh bugger, well anyway I'll be a little late. I'm out with a couple of the fellows and they will be leaving tomorrow to fight a war. Anyhow, see you. Love you!"

"I think she bought it." he said to no one in particular. "Whooves, put down the phone." said one of his buddies. "Alright, now whose round is it?" Whooves asked. "Yours!" his friends said in unison. "Again?! Oh bloody hell."

Later Whooves wasn't feeling good. "You guys enjoy yourselves and I will probably see you some time next week, I have to go home. I'll go this way, no that's the toilets. No this way." With that he stumbled out of the Cock and Plucker. Outside was a pony reading the daily newspaper. "It doesn't look good tonight." said Whooves, who then proceeded to vomit right beside the reader. The pony hissed and Whooves said "Sorry 'bout that old chap. I gotta go."

Whooves later came across a sign that read 'Nasty and Nice' with 'Nasty' to the left and 'Nice' to the right. "I can't quite make it out. Oh well seems familiar to me." Just then a group of wasps flew overhead carrying a bee hive, unnoticed by Whooves, and the leader of the three whispered to the others. Whooves heard this and turned around to find nobody behind him. "This way I suppose." said Whooves.

Meanwhile in the Panther King's Castle, the King awaits for his milk. When two of his guards stepped in, one was a fat, stupid looking pony, in contrast with the others tall lanky features. After pouring a glass of milk, the King took a sip and then placed the glass on the table. The table, which was missing a leg tipped over, caused the glass to fall off and break on the floor. The tall guard cringed and the stood up tall on all four legs. The Panther King became angry at the spilt milk, looked at the guard and let out an angry roar.