The warrior of equestria

by mrgamer90001

Rating: teen
Tags: Tragedy, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Main 6
Length: 1345

Johnathan vandetta, a high schooler from new york, has been training in sword play and chemestry and is sent to equestria to fight the worlds greatest evil

Johnathan vandetta, a high schooler from new york, has been training in sword play and chemestry (with that of greek fire and any other magical potion) is sent to equestria to meet his greatest foe in his life

Published 2014-03-31 01:40:05 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-31 01:40:05 UTC

open the portal and jump in

High school sucks. Everyday its either a boring as hell lecture or getting beaten to death by bullies. The only thing keeping me sane are my friends, Daniel (Dan) witch is 5'10 with brown hair and is good with a knife... trust me i know. Sarah witch is 5'7 and brunette and amazing with a pistol. Conner is 6'1 and a mix of brown and blond (like at the tip of his hair its blond then fades to brown in the back weird ) and is good at video games and the computer. Then there sebastion (bastion), he's a GIANT! reaching 7'4 easy with black hair and is basically our tech support guy but if he wanted to, he could toss you across a football field without breaking a sweat. Then me, Johnathan vandetta or JV or John either one works, I'm 6'3 and have dirty blond hair and i'm good with swordplay and not this fencing shit, if you hand me a long sword then i could make sushi out of someone.

Anyway i have no family so i live by myself in a one story house and i've kept a pretty good job teaching kids swordplay teach alchemy. But i had the day off so i went with Sarah and Conner back to there house (did i mention that there brother and sister?) We played some call of duty and battlefield (of course me and sarah lost to conner). I decided to stay at there house for the night since they don't really care that much. The next day at school was like i stepped into hell wrapped in a ball of chaos. I forgot that today was the monthly 'Theres no classes so hang out in the hall and do whatever the fuck you like' day so i immediately make a U-turn to the hall with no one in it. Bad fucking idea. Nathan, the school asshole, and his asshole minions came up to me and said "Well lookie here boys he made it to where no one can find out."

"Well look here guys he has more than 4 brain cells." i remarked feeling proud of my comment. Boy did i pay for it. Nathan struck me straight in the nose and started bleeding out.
"Feeling light- headed JV?"

"if you knew biology, then you know that a bleeding nose does not effect the level of blood in the brain."

still letting the blood rush down my face. One of his asshat friends gave him a knife, now they were in my territory. Being attacked by Dan many a times before i learned how to use a knife and dodge it. Nathan did a half- ass job slashing be with the pocket knife so i dodged it with ease.
"Oh come on, you're good with punching and insulting but not with a knife? what's wrong with you?" i taunted him. He threw the knife at my head and dodged it, then taking the knife from the ground and drove it into Nathan's stomach.
"Bitch suck it up and take it like a man." i told him then threw him off the knife into the ground letting the wound bleed out. I only let out one word to his friends
"Run."

who knew they could run so fast. I took the knife as a victory trophy and started to listen to the Beatles. The end of the day rolled by and everyone went home. I tagged along side Sarah and Conner again and told them what happened.
"Dude you killed Nathan? You're my god!" Conner looked at me with envy in his eyes as i showed them the knife.
"Now if only you could make a portal to goto another universe that would be awesome." Sarah said with a grin on her face like a "do it now or i will hurt you" kind of grin.
"well let's see if i can." I concentrated all my force into the portal nabbing the first universe i saw and put a gateway somewhere in that universe. The portal opened up and showed up the picture of where i placed the gateway.
"Ladies first, Conner?"
Conner looked like he was gonna through a pencil into my eye then he stepped through the portal and vanished Sarah walked into the portal next and i hopped well jumped in ready to see a new universe to explore.

Author's Note

hope you like this fanfiction this was more of a daily life thing for JV but i digress and with that goodbye

Mrgamer is OUT!

Friends, Enemies, Ponies, and Magic

We all showed up outside the portal witch closed down five seconds after i came through.
"Where are we?" asked Conner examining the area
"To be honest i grabbed the first universe i saw so i don't know where we are. Let's follow the brown dirt road." I said in a singing tone.
"Did you just reference the Wizard of oz?" Sarah asked with a smile on her face
"maybe i dunno let's just walk."
I said trying to hide the fact that he referenced a movie he saw last night.

They kept walking until they saw a village up ahead, Thats when I created a check list for a multi-verse and checked of all the things he saw so far
"Plant life? check. Intelligent life? check. Habitable planet? what the bloody hell is that i just checked off that plant and intelligent life life here so..."
"WERE HERE!" Sarah and conner yelled at me in unison when i noticed we were at a bridge that goes into town.
"Oh sorry. Got carried away in my work i guess."
"ya' think?" Conner said
"No i guessed two different things." i said reasoning with him
"Oh shut up." Conner said a bit annoyed that i told him off
"Bite me." We ended our argument when we saw a bunch of pastel colored unicorns, pegasi, and regular equins talking to each other.
"Dominant species? ponies." writing it out on the sheet of paper.
"Am i the only one that thinks this is weird?" Sarah asked as she looked at me and her brother. We both simply nodded in approval.

"LOOK OUT BELOW!" said from above us. Conner lept to the left and Sarah rolled to the right and i well... didn't hear anything so i looked at them like they were crazy until i was blind sited by a cyan Pegasus with a rainbow mane and tail with a rainbow light bolt for a... tattoo? weird . I hit the ground with a large thud with the sound of pain faintly escaping my lips.
"Hehe sorry about that, hey are you even listening? What are you?" asked the cyan Pegasus.
"Ok let me make this clear ok? Never pull that shit again! Anyways yes i'm listening, apology accepted, and i'm a human same with Sarah and Conner." I said with pain in my voice as i stood up.

"Woah! watch the language buddy and wow you're your tall."
Her eyes wide with shock as i stood at my full 6'3 height.
"thank you for the complement." i said smiling
"I don't know what a human is but i think i know somepony that does." the rainbow pegasus said
"Wait.. somepony? HAHAHA!" i fell to the ground laughing at the terminology of this place.
"Quiet down you're getting everypony's attention!" the pegasus said
"EVERYPONY! HAHA" still laughing finally Conner grabbed my lips to quiet me and i stopped and we made to a tree. Thats right a motherfucking tree. WHO THE HELL TAKES AN UNKNOWN SPECIES TO A FUCKING TREE WITH WINDOWS IN IT!
"Well never seen a tree before." i said in a sarcastic tone.
"Say whats your name?" i asked the rainbow colored pegasus.
"I'm rainbow dash the fastest flyer in equestria!" rainbow dash beamed As we walked inside a lavender unicorn was rearranging books when rainbow dash said "Hey twilight, i have somepony you would like to meet."