Why Equestria?

We all stand there in the meadow, no idea what to do now that we were safe. A yell breaks the silence soon though.

"Why the hell are we PONIES!?"

We look to the source of the outburst, and it's Anthony. Then, Lexi blinks, and asks,

"Good point, we can't just stay here forever."

"Well, we COULD..." I said.

Anthony looks at me.

"No, we CAN'T."

"Yeah you're right. Hey, what are you doing Branden?"

He turns back to us, and says,

"I think that's Ponyville. We can go there for now."

   We all think about it, and nod our heads in agreement. As we walk, I defy physics, and somehow use my empty sockets to see. I'm looking around at my surroundings. It's a meadow, and... That's about it. Yep, just a meadow, along with a flower, another flower, a dead pony body, yet another flower...

Yep, just a boring old meadow. The dead body will be something to think about though... My thoughts are then interrupted by Lexi's voice.

"Umm... Cass and Branden? You can't exactly just waltz in there unnoticed. I mean, there's only four Alicorns, so Branden would stand out a lot. And Cass, not only are you a batpony, but you HAVE NO EYES! Do you get what I'm saying?"

We all stop, and I groan, and then say,

"Come on! What hell should we do? Oh, umm, Alex, can you teleport?"

She blinks, and then looks like she's thinking about it.

"I can try something, I guess." Her horn lights up, and we wait for her to try teleporting.

She ends up nearly electrocuting Anthony.

"AHH, WHAT THE HELL!?"

I laugh, and tell him,

"Well, at least we know she can do something. Let's just go there, and hope for the best. I mean, It's Ponyville, they're understanding."

They nod their heads in agreement, and we continue onward. Then, Alex moves in front of us with a flash, and she yells out,

"I TELEPORTED!"

We all cry out in happiness, and then, I say,

"Good, because I doubt that they wouldn't flock to us on sight. We're almost there, so do you think you can teleport to..."

I see a clothesline in the backyard of the nearest building. It has a lot of things on it, and I'm willing to bet we can find what we need on it.

"Alex, teleport to that clothesline and grab everything on it."

She salutes, and teleports over and begins grabbing everything. Lexi takes the opportunity to ask,

"Umm, we WILL put them back when we're done, right?"

"Sure we will, totally."

After I said this, Alex teleported back with a basket full of clothing, and says,

"Is this enough?"

    I nod my head yes, and me and Branden step toward the basket, and start picking through it. Soon, theres clothes everywhere. Eventually though, Branden finds an orange jacket with blue stripes from the shoulder to the cuffs. It looks just like his old one, and it covered his wings with no irritation. Now, I just needed something. They don't usually hang sunglasses on clotheslines, but I double checked anyways.

Nothing.

I look through, but don't find anything, and I'd been searching for about ten minutes, and the others were getting bored. Ready to abandon hope and just try my luck, there they are, my salvation.

A black jacket with red cuffs and a red collar. And next to it was an entirely black bandana, similar to one would use at a birthday party, when they were hitting a piníata. Perfect, just what I needed. I put on the jacket, and say,

"Hey, can somepony help me with this bandana? I'll be basically blind with it, so-"

I was cut off by Anthony.

"Did you just say 'somepony'?"

I nod my head yes, and say,

"Well, we ARE in a PONY filled world- Crap. We have a problem."

Anthony rolled his eyes and said, a bit rudely if I may,

"Oh, REALLY!? What gave it away? WAS IT THE PART WHERE, OH, I DON'T KNOW, WE BECAME PONIES!?"

I roll my eyes, and say,

"No shit, what I mean is that, not only will I basically be fucking BLIND in public, we have too normal names."

They consider this, and Alex says,

"I can be Electric Cupcakes." After she finishes, Branden says,

"I can be Drum Musician."

"Oh! Can I be Artistic Flight?"

I nod at Lexi, as Anthony says,

"Do I have to? If so, I'll be Black Star."

I look at him, and ask,

"Isn't that a movie or something?"

"It's a PONY WORLD."

"Good point. Hmm... I'll be Death Note."

"Isn't that an anime?

I glare at Anthony.

"Pony world."

He scowls, and Branden steps over to help me with my bandana. He fumbles a lot, and asks to nopony in particular,

"How do they use hooves... Got it!"

I stumble around a bit, but I sense them moving away.

"Hey, I'm blind over here!"

After what felt twenty-seven seconds, (I got bored) Somepony grabs my hoof. I feel material, so I know it's Branden.

"Oh, sorry there Ca- I mean Death Note."

"It's ok Drum Musician."

   I feel totally blind, because I technically am. It's quiet, because It's a bit awkward, just being turned into ponies and all. Alex breaks the silence, by saying,

"Hey, Death Note, we're here. It looks pretty small for a town."

"Maybe it's a village?"

I recognize the voice as Artistic Flight's. My thoughts wander a bit, thinking about random things. All of a sudden, I'm knocked violently back into reality as something shoves me against the ground. Branden helps me up, and I hear a huge gasp, and then the attacker yeells,

"OH MY GOODNESS, NEW PONIES! Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie, who are you?"

Lexi then introduces everypony.

"I'm Artistic Flight, this is Black Star, She's Electric Cupcakes, He's Drum Musician, and she is Death Note."

I awkwardly wave hello, and then I feel somepony's hoof on my... Mask? Yeah, that's a good word choice.

Either way, she's feeling it, and I hear her ask me,

"Hey, why do you wear this mask thingy? Were you playing pin the tail on the Pony? Can I!?"

She tries to rip it off, but I get lucky and dodge by ducking, and I say,

"We aren't playing any games, and I don't exactly recommend removing it. Although you do have the new part right."

Then, I hear Black Star start to talk.

"Hey, do you know of any places we can stay?"

"I can tell you after your party!"

Anthony sums up what she says when she bounces off.

"What the Hell?"