Derpy finds Youtube!

by TwilightSparkleFace

Rating: mature
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human, Comedy, Romance, Random, Crossover
Length: 900

Derpy Hooves finds Youtube and sets out on a quest to have sex with them! Obviously this is M. But I hope you enjoy.

Hi! Im Ditzy, I just got this computer and found this website called "Youtube". Some of these so called Youtubers are sexy! Im going on a quest to have sex with them. First, is Tobuscus, then iJustine, then Smosh. Those are the only ones who interest me for now. When I find others I will set out for them too. I suppose you are wondering how I can go to their world and find them. Right? Well, Doctor Hooves gave me a time machine to use and this is how I use it.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-31 01:28:02 UTC

IM COMING FOR THAT BOOTY TOBUSCUS

Day 1, Ponyville,Equestria

AAhhhhh...that felt good. Oh! Hi, I didn't see you there. Well as you saw I just came to Tobuscus. I would sure love him to stick his nugget in my muffin! Im sorry I shouldn't say that around you, you are a human! Are humans OK with things like that? Oh, you are! Great, because us mares are pretty much always horny! We hide it with our tails but as you can see here im so hot right now! Well enough of that, I will tell you my plans. As you can see here I bought a computer from Zecora about 2 months ago and found a website called Youtube. It is amazing! It has videos and tons of music! But there are also videos of people playing games, I still don't know most of them but Tobuscus is so hot it doesn't matter. Every time I watch him I cant keep m hands off myself! So I borrowed a time machine from Doc. Hooves and am going to fuck him so hard! Well lets go! Oh, crap. But before we go, we have to get my saddle bag (I filled it to the brim with condoms so I dint have to stop and get any more when im done. I hope this experience makes me wide enough to handle Big Mac more! He is so big)

Day 2, Los Angeles, California

I did a little bit of snooping on the internet and found where he lives. So now im at his front door and im about to enter his home. "Hello" he said as he looked down and saw my little cute  face I could instantly see his cock throbbing. I know he wants me. "Hello, my name is Ditzy Doo and I would love if you fucked me hard! Now, I know you might no-" as he grabs me and almost throws me onto his bed. I gasp,"Please, mares are very sensitive". "Ohh from how you're going to feel, you wont care" He said as he slid my tail back and saw my little muffin! Oh man I just wanted it in me so bad it is starting to piss me off! He slowly takes his pants and boxers off and his dick comes flying out. Not big compared to Big Mac or the Flim Flam brothers (I got free tonic so you cant blame me plus, there so good at fucking!).But he said for a human he's huge! 7 inches is apparently big. He carefully puts little kisses across my thighs and somehow hits all my special spots that only the Doc knows! It feels amazing and then he starts eating me out. Oh sweet Celestia it feels so nice. His tongue moves around my vagina and now I know what to be ready for when I have sex with Anthony and Ian. Human tongues feel so much better than any hefty colt. Even though his tongue is short, it works around inside me like a snake. I cum after a few minutes and he laps it up like Spike did for my first time! "Its good that you don't last the longest, humans last around 3-12 minutes average. So we can cum at the same time". He slowly enters me and slides in and out and it becomes easier for him because of my lubed pussy!He feels so good inside me, I cant believe ive only came once now. I guess its because of my high endurance being lowered for him(But im going to be nice and not tell him I last a lot longer) I have only have had sex about 4 times so he cant go all the way in but, 5 inches still is going in smooth. After about 4 minutes of intense fucking we both know we are close. I tell him "Im so close baby!'That seamlessly pushed him over the edge and he came inside me. I could feel the cum inside me and it was so hot and creamy that I came as well. We both rolled over and heaved after how good that felt for both of us. "Sweet mother that was amazing" he said as he put his clothes on. "Well I am very sorry but The Doctor needs me back at his house in a day and traveling through dimensions take a while so I must go....OH, and by any chance, do you know where Smosh or Ijustine live? "Yeah, why?" he asked as he finished putting his cothes on and is now starting his computer for what will now be another sexy video. "Because, im going on a quest to fuck all the sexy Youtubers!" I said as I got my saddle bag of condoms. (Now I obviously know they are too big for humans and I need to get one custom). "Well you know Anthony is married and Ian has STD's right?" He asked me with a blank face. "Oh shit, no threesome then..." I said with a depressed face. We exchanged our goodbyes and I go.

THE END

Authors Note: I have never written a fic and the fact that its clop makes it harder. Comment if I should make it more sexy or less. I have something planned really good and super fappable for the DerpyXIjustine chapter. I hope you Enjoyed and Twi out!