Dash hits her head and schist happens.
Chapter 1:
OH. MY. GEODE.
Rainbow Dash soared through the air, the air whistling in her ears and the adrenaline pumping in her veins. Loops, ailerons, The Buccaneer Blaze, she was strutting her stuff. Now for the finally she thought, licking her lips in anticipation.
The Sonic. Rainboom. She pulled up until she was thousands of miles in the air. she did a slight half-loop and sped down as fast as she could. A cone formed around her body. She kept on pushing until...
FWOOOSH
She went mach 10 screaming across the sky at a speed that literally confirmed myths of awesomeness.
"Woah!" she tried to say between the intense winds as she lost her balance.
This, of course, did not help the sudden lack of control that she was experiencing.
She quickly cycled through her options and decided that her best option was to make a 90 degree turn and go parallel to the ground.
And into a cliff.
***
She woke up with the most beautiful thing before her. Something with rock hard abs, and a beautiful face that was clearly taken for granite. Little did she know that this would make other people think she had hit rock bottom in the romance department. This fine specimen made Rainbow Dash think she shale-d in comparison in the romance department.
It was, of course, Tom the Boulder.
Pinkie Pie, who had been spectating, leaned over to Twilight, who had come to check on Dash, and whispered in her ear.
"Are you seeing what I'm seeing?" Inquired Pinkie.
"No," replied Twilight even though it was too late now that Pinkie had peaked her interest. "Despite a earth-shattering headache, Dash should be fine."
"But Dash has clearly fallen in love with Tom!"
"WHAT!?!?" Yelled Twilight, caught off guard by Pinkie's diagnosis
Twilight recomposed herself, cleared her throat and tried again. "Do you have any concrete evidence to this?"
Pinkie put on her deer stalker and got her pipe. "Why, it's sedimentary my dear Twi-"
Pinkie didn't get to finish that sentence as she was sent to the moon.
