Another Gamers in Equestria Story

by Dovahbrony

Royal Buttmunch

Previous Chapter

Here I was locked up in a jail cell like a common criminal. "Well fu*k you to." I said silently to Celestia whom was walking away from my cell were me, and my friends were located.

"Well this sucks balls." said Jacob very annoyed as he un-loaded, and loaded his magnum over and over. If I haven't told you Jacob is dressed up as Coach from L4D2. Also your probably wondering why the f**k haven't they disarmed us? I'll explain. When they tried to take our weapons they kinda stuck to our hands they couldn't remove them so the put up a solid iron door in hopes of keeping us in.

"So were armed, and in jail....wanna break out?" asked Max we all nodded and readied our weapons for we had an escape to do.

Throne Room Celestia's POV

I swirled a cup of orange juice whilst sitting on my throne pondering what to do with the group of creatures that assaulted Rainbow Dash. She was torn on one hoof she felt that the quartet needed to be punished, and on another Rainbow Dash did provoke them so it wasn't entirely unjustified. I sat my cup down my pondering complete. I would let them go on the promise that they never return to Ponyville or Canterlot ever again. It was the perfect choice. I conjured up a ink quill, and parchment to send a letter to the jailers to bring the prisoners to me when I heard a shout.

"FUS RO DAH!"

My POV

Dawnbreaker is like a Lightsaber. It cuts through doors just like in the movies! As soon as my group stepped out we were met by a battalion of guards. "Kyle knees." I ordered. 'Just like Skyrim' I thought looking at the lack of knee armor on the anthro guards. Kyle proceeded to shoot every guard in the hallway in the knee with an arrow.

"TAKE THAT BIT**ES!" shouted Kyle at the top of his lungs.

"Now" I said "how do we get passed this magic barrier?" I asked looking at the magic wall in the middle of the hall.

"Let's see" said Max now wearing a hockey mask as he fired his silenced combat pistol at the field each bullet vaporized. "Well I'm out of ideas." But upon saying that I got one.

I breathed in Jacob being a fellow Skyrim fan knew what I was doing and covered his ears, the others followed his example as I shouted "FUS RO DAH!" a rippling blue wave of energy flowed from the mouth opening of my mask slamming into the shield wall. It held for a moment but my shout was to strong the wall shattered, and I gestured for my friends to follow as I drew Dawnbreaker.

Throne room

I walked into the throne room much to the surprise of the ponies in the very room. "Hello ponies my name is Gage, and I'm escaping from jail see ya!" I said waving as I walked to the front doors my friends behind me (I guess I'm the leader now?) Anyway just as I opened the door Celestia got over her shock, and used her magic to close the huge doors. "Crap." I muttered.

"Can we just leave?" asked Kyle on the verge of a rage.

"No you can't." said her royal buttmunch "You've just escaped jail, injured a battalion of guards, and earlier assaulted an Element of Harmony."

"The last one I couldn't control okay!" I said to Celestia.

"Just go back to your cell like the vermin you are." said a white unicorn stallion with a goldish mane. I recognized him as prince blue blood.

"Oh I'm sorry I'll go right away your royal buttmunch." I said bowing with a smirk. It took a minute for his tiny, snobbish brain to compute what I'd said.

"Why you insufferable little...." he was cut off by the sudden presence of Dawnbreaker against his throat.

"You wanna continue that?" I said as my friends impatiently waited at the door, Max was now wearing a green pork pie hat.

"Just shout down the door." said Jacob I removed the blade, and Blueblood fell to his knees covering his neck with his hands although there was no wound.

"FUS RO DAH!" I shouted at the door. Not even Celestias magic could stop the unrelenting force. The door swung open nearly being ripped off its hinges, and This song started playing out of nowhere. "What the fu*k." I said as I decided to look behind me at a VERY angry Clestia.

"YOU DARE THREATEN ONE OF MY VERY FAMILY YOU SHALL PAY DEARLY!" said the god like pony in the royal Canterlot voice. She summoned two golden blades out of thin air.

"Nice feat of magic, but I've seen better." I said taking up a fighting stance.

"Bro get out of there we need to run!" said Max obviously scared I looked to him, and he was now wearing a dunce cap. I sighed sheathing my sword, and approaching my friends only to be met with a magic bolt to the back. My vision began to fade as I blacked out.

Kylie's POV

That pony bi**h was gonna pay! I had decided this as soon as I saw Gage hit the floor. I raise my Huntsman arrow knocked, and fired at the pony. She tried to block it, but was to slow to bad my shot missed entirely. "Da*n it!" I said as I drew another arrow.

"Stand down." said Jacob as he stepped forewords magnum drawn. "Now missy were gonna brawl!" he said firing round after round at the pony. She dodged each shot, and landed in front of her throne her horn lit up, but before she could do anything a guard burst in.

"Princess King Sombra has returned!" he said panting.