A Few Good Stallions

by Static Wielder

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Alternate Universe, Romance, Comedy, Adventure
Length: 48798

A group of friends end up in the world of Equestria, will they be able to accept this world?

A group of friends end up in the world of Equestria. Our unfortunate hero is Static Wielder who will convince his friends how they can survive in this new world because no matter what they're Brothers to the End.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-04-09 16:14:42 UTC

A Few Good Men... I mean Stallions. There the men here.

I will be making many references here and there. Tell me what you think.

I woke up on a couch in a large room full of books. I looked down at the blue blanket with stars and a moon on it that covered my body. I wasn't dreaming. I looked for Kelly and Brandon. No wait... Forest and Sky. I guess were honorary ponies know. Still they weren't here and I was really hungry. Probably because I threw up my food earlier. When I tried to move Twilight ran to me.

"Don't move you still need time to rest." She was always kind to others like in the show. She used her magic to take a wet white washrag off of my forehead. "Sorry Twilight." she hushed me up with her hoof. "Don't say that. You're injured and you need time to heal." She placed a new rag on my head. "Have you seen my bro... I mean friends?" she gave me a questionable look and said. "Did you say brothers?"

"I did. We've been through a lot together. 16 years actually. I'm only 23." I told her. She giggled. "Guess we all have friends to rely on. I only just made friends since I moved her from Canterlot. I'm only 21." Think Dustin.... Canterlot.

"Canterlot is the big city right?"

"Yes. I'm surprised you don't really know that. Are you sure you're alright?"

"I am not from around here. We've only heard of the princesses from that city."

"Where are you from?"

"Eh- er ah... well I don't really know. I met them at a young age. I ran away from home and I don't remember the name of the place I came from. I meet Forest near Hoofington and Sky near Cloudsdale." Where was this coming from? Its like a voice talking without me knowing it.

"Why did you run away from home? If you don't mind me asking."

"I had abusive parents who actually hated me. I was a... unplanned foul. I was also the only unicorn in my family. Everyone else was a pegasus. They blamed Celestia for giving me magic or something like that. I don't know. I don't care. I've made it this long without them and I'm never going back."

"That sounds terrible. Did you take school?"

"Yes I managed to save up enough to attend school. I taught myself magic with books that I read."

"Like that bubble! I never tried that before." She added in. I just thought it and poof it happened. I best not brag on any skills since it was an accident.

"Oh yeah..." Twilight started to say. "Pinkie is going to throw you and your friends a party." I sat up on the couch. I was definitely feeling better.

"Thanks for helping me Twilight." She blushed a little by that. Did I say something because girls have never reacted like that to me before. I noticed she was organizing books. "Do you need help with your books?" I'll just use magic like in the show. I levitated the large piles into a circular fashion as they floated around me.

"Myths and Legends?" i said which she responded with "Goes in fiction."

"The organizer's guide to organizing?" that's just... who would write a book like this? "Actually I'm reading that." Her purple magic overflowed my orange magic as she placed it on a chair. I swear it there was a pink aura for a moment.

"The Elements of Harmony? Sounds fascinating." She gave me a sudden stare. I knew about her journey. I'm a brony after all. "It... It goes in E." Did she stumble? I just met her so it might be best If I don't ask. I don't want to make her uncomfortable so I placed it in the E shelves.

Just then Sky burst through the door. "Static! I need you!" he grabbed me with his hooves making me loose concentration and drop all the books. Oddly enough they fell into organized piles each labeled correctly in ordered.

"How did you do that?" asked Twilight as she was amazed by that.

"Just lucky that's all." said Sky. "Now come here." We both left the building and I saw Forest hold a ticket in my face. "You made us win a million bucks Static." he said.

"When the buck did I do that?" Did I say buck? I am really into character. "Oh guys Twilight made me lie about growing up so if anyone asks Forest your from Hoofington and Sky your from Cloudsdale." They both just played along. "Now what do you guys need?"

"We're going to show you around town." Forest said.

20 minutes later

"Sugarcube Corner, Carousal Boutique, and Sweet Apple Acres. You remember the show?"

"Yes Forest Gump." I said earning a laugh from Sky. Forest looked at me and said in his best Alabama accent

"Momma always said life was like a box o' chocolates. You never gonna know what your gonna get."

"Ahahaha! That's gold..." I wiped a tear. "Do another!"

"Lieutenant Dan! Ice Cream! Lieutenant Dan!"

"Pfft! Bwahahaha... that's ahahaha!" I could hardly breathe. I made a lot of the ponies around us laugh. If I was in a good mood and cackling like a hyena then I can get anyone to laugh. Its just how I roll.

"You do a good one Static." he said.

"After a while of runnin'..." I started in my accent. "I just got tired and decided to go home." that earned me a chuckle from him. That was our favorite part. "Wait let me think of another movie..." I stood on Sky with one of my back hooves putting my front left hoof in the air. "Remember to shop smart. Shop s-mart." They both looked at me. "Army of Darkness... This is my Boomstick!" I pumped my hoof. Neither of them got the reference.

"Douches." I said with a grumble and got back on all 4's.

"Oh oh..." I heard Sky. "I'm here to kick ass and chem bubble gum... and I'm all out of gum." He said pretending to kick a door. Forest said "Ding dong Motherfuckers! Ding dong!"

"Oooohhh... Try to beat the Boondock Saints Sky." I said giving him a nudge. He was about to say something when a bowling ball came out a window from the bowling derby. "Over the line!" I yelled.

Forest looked at me and said. "You don't fucka with da Jesus."

"Love that movie." I said as a small orange filly with purple hair came out to get her ball. "Sorry about that." she said.

"No worries kid." I picked it up with magic and handed it to her which she placed on the ground and kicked it back into the building. "Huh." was all we could say about the current situation.

5 hours later

The sun was beginning to set and we made our way back to the Library. When I got to the door and opened it, we noticed how it was pitch black. Then the lights flicked on with every pony from town saying "Surprise." I smiled as Forest looked like he had a stroke. Sky was laughing in tears.

We began to talk with all the ponies. Here's a list of everyone I met : Lyra, Bon Bon, Colgate, Big Macintosh, Derpy Hooves, Doctor Hooves, Octavia, Vinyl Scratch or DJ-PON3 as she put it, The Mayor, Zecora, and we meet Rainbow Dash who only bragged instead of talked nicely. I didn't see much of Rarity. Guess she's busy. I went to the punch bowl and made myself a cup. To my surprise somepony spiked it with hot sauce.

"Oh god! Genius Pinkie!" I heard Sky. "He can't stand anything hot or spicy!" Everyone was laughing at me as the tears began to flow uncontrollably from my eyes and my mane and tail were both aflame. I swallowed and ran to the bathroom. I looked at my tongue in the mirror which still had blisters and scars and a large cut like slit in the middle from my days on Earth. It was a birth defect. One bad spice and I need some water ASAP.

I went back into the main room still a little unhappy with the whole prank thing so I got a cup of water instead. It was a nice prank and no one was hurt except my pride maybe. I saw Forest flirting with Fluttershy. I creeped up on him and started to "SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHSSSSSHHHH!" and I watched his eyes widen from his Minecraft fears. He yelped and jumped which ended with Fluttershy catching him and calming him down like a baby. It was hilarious. I saw Twilight talking with Spike. I didn't hear them but he rolled his eyes and walked away.

"How's it going Twilight?" I said walking to her.

"Oh its great!" she said looking right at my soul. Right into my soul with those adorable eyes!

"Sorry If I scared anyone. I can't eat anything spicy with out crying and running away in pain to find something to douse the flame in my mouth." she looked at me and responded.

"She pulled the same thing the first day I came here. It kinda ruined the party for me." I remembered that. Episode 1.

The music continued to blare loudly and the building was still shaking. "I'm having troubles hearing you Twilight. Can you speak louder?"

"Not without causing some sort of social problem."

"Can we go to another room?"

"Yeah follow me." She and I went to the kitchen. "This is better."

"Can I ask you something Static?" she gave me a questionable look. One I'm to familiar with. I must have said something.

"What do you want to know?"

"Before you passed out earlier you said I was "cute and real", what does that mean?" Did I really say that out loud? Oh God dammit. Sky I am going to kick your ass later for dropping me.

"Well... I... Uh..."

"Yes?"

"You see... I didn't know If the rumors I heard were true."

"What rumors?"

"That Celestia's apprentice who was also the sixth Element of Harmony was living in Ponyville."

"Where did you hear that?"

"We were in Manehaven and I was eavesdropping on some guards."

"You also said cute." she was trying not to blush but she was failing horribly.

"That was... well... my opinion." I was sitting in a chair rubbing my front hooves together. I don't know If I was blushing but I felt a lot of blood in my face so I probably was. I rub my hands together when I'm nervous. If it gets really bad I bite my lip.

"Then thank you."

"Oh welcome... Do you wanna hang out tonight?"

"YES! I mean... " she had to stop and giggle. "Yes that sounds great."

"Then lets go." We both left the library and find a nice place to talk.

Sky and Pie. Not much better than that right?

Sky and Pie. Not much better than that right?

I have more Oc's on the way. In case you were wandering there are multiple dimensions of Equestria.

Sky's POV

I watched as Twilight and Static left the kitchen to go outside. I was drinking that spiked punch which was surprisingly good. Even though spicy.

"Hey Pinkie Pie?" I asked the energetic pink pony. "How do you get all this stuff together?"

"I know lots and lots and lots of ponies that help if I need anything and make most of the stuff by hoof!" she said with a smile.

I looked down at my flank which had a cutie mark of a black eagle with a aura of white around it. It appeared since Static said my name. I tried to talk to Big Mac but all I got was a serious collection of "Eeyup". I couldn't find Forest so I decided now was as good a time as any to flirt with Pinkie.

"Hey Pinkie Pie, wanna go hang out? Just the two of us!"

"Yeah that sounds like super duper fun!" She jumped on my back and I flew out the window with her.

"Where to then?"

"How about the lake?" I flew to what appeared to be a lake witch was very pretty with the moon reflecting off it. "Here we go." I put her down and we both sat in the bench. "Your the best Pinkie, you know that?"

"No I didn't know that. How am I so good?"

Aw you idiot. Lets try to lose the disguise Static made for you. Fucking super. "Its just your so energetic and fun. Any stallion would be lucky to have someone like you." There we go. I predict future romance soon. I looked up and on the other side of the lake was Static and Twilight having a splash fight. If he's laughing then its a good sign.

"Aw thank you. No one has ever said that before." She said with a large smile and big eyes. I couldn't tell if she was blushing due to her pink fur. I knew I was. I looked up to see Static starting to run and Twilight tackle him and they both rolled down the road laughing. "Well you haven't met the right one yet Pinkie Pie." I need to keep up my professionalism. She scooted closure to me. "Go on."

"Let's see... your funny, adorable, awesome, and can make anyone smile." She was full of emotion at this point.

"How do you know so much about me?" I knew she would ruin my mojo.

"I've been here before but we never got to talk and I just always admired you." There we go. Brace yourself, Pinkie's gonna ask another question.

"I thought all 3 of you were new."

"No, you see. I come from Cloudsdale and have been here before when I worked for the mail company. Forest is from Hoovesville so he's new here. Static ran away from home and he's been over most of Equestria but not here yet." Where is this coming from. I never worked for mail. Who's possessing my voice?

"Wow it sounds like you 3 have been together for a long time."

"We have." This is gonna sound corny. "We've been through a lot together. 16 years now. Those two are like my brothers. So we take care of each other." Honestly enough that's mostly true.

"How did you meet?" Okay... I'm good with coming up with stories.

"I meet both of them when they were below Cloudsdale. We were all just fillies. For the beginning of the story then just ask them." She gave me a nod and opened her mouth. "I love making friends. The best kind of friends are the ones who always have your back right?"

"That's exactly right." I saw Static and Twilight begin walking to the Library. Why did Dusty choose that name? Guess the whole engineer career went to his head or maybe there something else going on here.

"Can we... Can you and I..." Pinkie was trying to say something. I know the answer. "Do you want to go on a date?" I asked her.

"Yes! That will be great! Lets get to the party because I want to dance." She gave me a lustful look. That quick? Either I'm better at it than I thought or she's a seductress. They both sound great.

Forest's POV

I watched Fluttershy calmly walk away from the party. I didn't get to talk to her yet. I walked up to her and said. "Excuse me..." and she dove into the bushes. Dammit what was I thinking. I just scared the poor thing. "Oh Nononono! Wait I'm sorry!" she took onto my like I was a murderer.

"I just wanted to talk to you. We never got to introduce ourselves earlier. I'm Forest Breeze." I held out a hoof. Though it took a minute she embraced it with her hoof and quietly said. "I'm Fluttershy. Sorry its just that I..."

"You get a little nervous around others?"

"Yes how did you know?"

"Had the same problem. Before Static came around I secluded my self into the forest. I can't help it I just love plants and animals." That was true. Before we died I was a Veterinarian that lived on a farm. We had all sorts of vegetables and I think they (Dustin and Brandon) loved it. Static makes a mean stew. Why do I keep thinking Static and not Dustin? Its like the pony names are already stuck in our brains.

"Oh I just love animals. Aren't they wonderful?"

"Yes their amazing in my standards. Theirs a lot we could learn from them."

"So true." She had a smile on her face. Now were getting somewhere. I stepped near a dead plant accidentally and It shot back up with life. A pink flower rose up and I put it in Shy's hair earning the most adorable blush I have ever seen. There is not a word to describe how cute this is. Manly tears will be shed. Oh I didn't mention this earlier but I have a cutie mark of a pink and white spotted flower on my ass. Wonderful. I gave the ground a light stomp and grass grew where I stepped.

"That's an amazing talent you have Forest."

"Aw Thank you. Its not as handy as loving animals like you but It has its ups and downs." I feel like I have had this ability since I was born. Must be the fact that I'm Equestrian now. I bet 100 bits that Celestia has something to do with this. I have to admit she's a life saver. I saw Static (there I go again. Oh well why fight it. I can barely remember Kelly using my new name.) and Twilight get back to the Library and they both had large smiles on their faces as if they were laughing. Keep it up Static.

"It's getting awfully late." said Fluttershy quietly.

"We can hang out later. I don't want to take your sleep."

"I'd be very flattered if you visited me. Goodnight."

"Goodnight." Yes! I am going to rock you. Like a hurricane.

Static's POV

I swear I have this feeling like I belong in Equestria. Its like someone or somepony is rewriting my memories. Celestia! I am definitely going to write her later for saving my ass about 3 times now. And by that my little white lies I have been telling don't fell like lies but truthful experiences.

"I am having a great time Static!" said Twilight. How very nice of her.

"Oh me too! I can't wait to... uh... You know what? I have nothing planned for tomaro. Wanna hang out?"

"Of course! That sounds great. Do you have a place to stay?" Time for a home run. "Uh... No I don't."

"You can stay here tonight." He swings and hits. "Do you have an extra bed?" He's running for first.

"I did but... Rarity took it." Is she trying to lie? That gets me straight to third. "Gone huh? I guess I'm bunkin' with you."

"Okay then! I'll get the bed ready." HOME RUN!!! I just noticed how the party had ended. There was a line leaving the Library and each pony told us goodnight. We went in and the place actually looked clean. Except for a little spill or some streamer on the ground. I quickly cleaned it up and went to the bathroom.

"Okay I have been holding this in all day." I noticed how I didn't have a zipper. "Awwww.... Fuck." I used my magic to remove my grey vest and I wiggled out of the black under suit that felt like it was keeping me safe in some way. It was too comfortable to take off. After my long satisfying piss I looked in the mirror to see my cutie mark. It was a 4 pointed star similar to Twilight's in a way but was Blue with two purple lightning bolts above it. Epic. I folded my clothes and put them on the desk across the bed. Twilight was in the bed with a book.

"Are you going to read yourself to sleep?" I tried to sound like a wise-ass.

"No, I'm just really into this book." I see then. I got in the bed and put my arms around my head and took a comfortable position. I looked down to see I had two extremely large scars on my chest. That was from my abusive father on earth. Don't know why its still there. Hopefully she won't notice them... "Oh Celestia! Where did you get those nasty scars!" ...Dammit.

"Bad dad. Remember?" Keep it cool.

"Oh I'm so sorry."

"You don't need to be sorry. Only me."

"Why you?"

"For not being a perfect son." I am about to cry. I have to look away from her. Like literally on the verge of tears. Twilight If you care for me then please drop it. I know you have tons of questions. "Well I don't want to bring up any bad memories so I'll just let it go. I guess I know why you are wearing clothes everywhere you go though." Oh thank you sweet little angel.

"I appreciate how much you care about me."

"What I... But-" She had the biggest blush ever. It was more adorable than Fluttershy. "I'm just picking on you Twilight. What's the book about?" Now is a good as a time as any to change the subject. "Its about Daring Do. She's a brave adventurer." She looked at the cover then back at me. "You remind me of her. Or at least of Rainbow Dash."

"Isn't she the one to do that Rainboom thingy?" Lets act fucking stupid!

"Yes the only pony in existence to do it. Isn't that amazing?"

"It is and I'm sure my old man would love a kid like that."

"Why?" I can feel memories entering my head.

"I was the first born unicorn in my family since 4 generations ago. Everyone else was a pegasus." There's that other voice again. Why does it sound so true?

"How many sibling did you have?"

"2. A big brother and a big sister."

"Do you remember there names?"

"No I ran away before I could fully remember them." On earth I had a similar family.

"Oh sorry..." Twilight sounded upset? I guess she really wants to learn my history. "I'll tell you the truth Twilight. I can't really express what happened with words. I can show you my memories." I can? Don't fuck this up for me other voice.

"If you want to Static. It's your family." I know she wants to see it. "I trust you the most Twilight. Out of all the new ponies I met your the most tolerable. And your offering me a bed. Of course you get to see them. Now take my hoof."

"Why?"

"So we can go inside my head." She took it and we both closed our eyes. I knew I could do this. It's like letting a bug go into your head. A cute purple bug. We didn't know it but Forest and Sky both came back in. They saw us and went to sleep on the couch in the living room. Twilight and I both stood in what appeared to be a large black dome.

"It's so... empty." She said with a smile.

"Hahahaha!" I actually thought it was funny. Then a large amount of holographic orange like files flew in front of us. They were listed in order and organized. There was one file at the beginning that opened up into a time line. It said childhood on it. The time line was twisted like DNA. Here we go.

"Well lets start from the top." I choose entry one and we were engulfed by a white light.

Will you ease my pain?

This will be a series of flashbacks. Don't get confused. I'll clear an confusion.

Static: Age 4

I was in my room by myself practicing my magic. I was trying my best to show my parents that I could be just as useful as everyone else. The memory was in a third person perspective. I could see my body but fell what little me was seeing. I couldn't believe how real this was. It felt real. It felt true. I definitely owe Celestia or who ever managed this. Anyways... A large gruff sky blue pony came into my room and began to yell at me.

"What the buck do you think your doing?" he yelled snatching the book I was practicing with.

"I'm practicing my magic."

"Why are you doing that you little shit." he picked me up and gave me a cold hateful look. It brought a tear to my eye watching this. "Because I don't have wings." he gave the little me a look of disgust as if I was blaming him. He looked around to see no pony else in the room and gave me a hard kick into a wall. "Did I say you could talk back to me? Who do you think you are? Your a disgrace to this family. We have a title to live to. We Chaser's are the best flyers in Equestria and you have to soil are image with your magic! How dare you!" I turned my head to Twilight who's mouth was agape as she couldn't believe this was happening. My dad had these large red mantles on his wings that acted as blades. He gave me two large gaping cuts across my chest.

"Let this be a reminder." He left the room. I was his stress relief. If anything bad happened, he would take it out on me. Two small pegasus walked across the room and laughed as I tried to get back up from the blood pool. Then my mother walked in with tears and began to bandage me up. "Shh shh shh. Don't cry. Show them that your strong. Show them you won't break." I didn't cry. I only hugged my mother. The only one who loved me. Then a white light surrounded both the real me and Twilight.

"I can't believe that your father could be so mean. I have heard of the Chasers though. They were fast flyers and the first mail delivery company." She then gave me a hug. "Are you okay?"

"Yes. Lets continue." I choose entry 2. There appeared to be 6. We went through the light again.

Static: Age 5

We were at a burial that was taking place. There were 6 large ponies dressed in black that lowered a coffin into a large hole into the ground. I saw the little me had taken the loss the greatest. Tears soiled his face and he couldn't dare watch the coffin be lowered so he kept his head down. I wanted to reach out to him. Twilight and I realized we could move around the memory so we walked to the tombstone. It said Heavenly Chaser on it. My mother. This time I allowed a tear to fall. Why was I feeling this? Why did it hurt so bad? About two hours after the burial and everyone said there prayers. All the ponies left except little Static Wielder. He sat there and cried all night.

"Why is your name Wielder? I mean there all Chasers." Asked Twilight. I only shrugged. I couldn't manage any words right now. She pulled out a scroll from a memory slot in the wall. "It says your mother named you Wielder because that was her father's last name. He was a unicorn and was also a... relative to Celestia and Luna?" I gave her a look of question. She had that sparkle in her eye as if she had lots of questions. She then looked at me as if realizing I was hurting so she put the scroll back and asked "Do you wanna talk about this?" she pointed to the grave.

"I don't Twilight. Lets just watch." The little Static then walked home. When he got there his dad met him at the door. "We already had dinner. Eat the leftovers then off to bed. GOT IT?" The little me nodded. Why was he so cruel to a kid? I hope I never know. It then said end of memory. We left and returned to the black room. It now looked like a large bedroom with minor bloodstains, tons of books some ripped and some burnt, and a large hole in the window.

"Would you like to play entry 3?" a voice said.

"Yes, please." I told it.

Static: Age 5

I was packing a saddlebag with everything I needed. Blankets. Books. Maps. Tools. Food. I then put on a black jumpsuit. I then put on the saddlebag. The little Static looked just like I do now except the bags, no vest, and a tear in my left ear. I actually just now noticed that. (Hint: Twilight pointed it out.) I then tried to open the window but my father locked it so I jumped through it.

"Where did he go?" asked Force Chaser. The two little fillies came with him. He looked at them. "Ember... Azure... Stay here. Daddy will be back." he reinforced them with a smile. He actually loved them? Then the father walked towards me but went through my body as if I was a ghost. He went out the front door so Twi and I followed him. "He must be heading North to Canterlot." he said to himself. He ran to the train.

"Hey Conductor. Did you see a small orange unicorn filly with grey hair, blue eyes, and a cutie mark with a small blue magic star?"

"No sir. I haven't seen any kids aboard my train today." my father went on to search the train. Little did he know it I was heading south. I ran to the woods. By the time he figured out I wasn't on the train I was about 2 miles away. The sign said now leaving Fillydelphia. That's where I'm from? End of Memory.

"So your from Fillydelphia?"

"I told you I didn't know but I guess I am. Sorry."

"Its Okay. Do you want to stop for now?"

"Yes. I really do." we both left the black room which had a sign that said exit above it.

We both woke up on the bed. Spike was in his basket and my friends were both on the opposite ends of the couch. The sun was shining through the window. I yawned of course.

"We slept for a while now. Its already 7:30." that's what she said.

"Guess its a good thing we called it quits."

"Yes it is. Are you okay? I mean that is a lot of pain you must be holding in."

"I'm fine now. Thank you for easing my pain Twilight Sparkle."

"Easing your pain?"

"It hurts to keep it all inside. I want to thank you for allowing me to show you my past." How did I do that? Its like I'm a completely different person now.

"Your welcome. I'm gonna make breakfast."

I went downstairs to wake up my friends. "Guys get up." They both got up with a groan. "Have you guys noticed something weird?"

"Like what?" asked Forest.

"Like we belong here. Or we have some sort of history here."

"Yes!" they both basically screamed. It was loud enough to wake up Spike from his basket. "Sorry Spike." we all said.

"Its okay. Is Twilight making breakfast already?"

"Yeah..." I started to say when he zoomed into the kitchen. "... she... is. Huh." All three of us walked into the kitchen were Twilight made us all pancakes. Except Spike as he got gems in his. We all watched in horror as he ate the gemstones.

"What are you guys looking at? Haven't you ever seen a dragon eat?" We were still getting adjusted to our new world.

"These are really good!" said Sky as he was already in his second cake. Forest and I looked at each other, shrugged, and slowly began our first cake. "Yum." said Forest.

"These are great Twi."

"Thanks guys." We all began to race and eat our plates. This time Spike watched in horror. Some how or another Forest won. "*burbs* Gentlemen." he began speaking like the Spy. Sky and I both stopped as we knew one more bite and we would be in the bathroom. Forest quickly realized this and made a run for the can. We all laughed except Spike.

"You guys are disgusting jeez." I just looked at him and began to rub his little head. "Aw the little baby has to take time with his food." He gave me a mad look. "You think I can't eat this fast well watch this." He put all his cakes in his mouth and swallowed them at once. We all had looks of awe. Then Forest left the bathroom and Spike quickly ran in it. "Hahahaha!" I was the only getting a chuckle from this.

"Can I take my time with my food?" asked Twilight. "Oh, Uh... Of course you can." She enjoyed her meal which we failed to do in our race.

"Twilight we need to talk to the Princess. Something urgent is coming up." she looked at me with worry.

"Is it that family history scroll we found?"

"Yes." My friends both stared at me. "I'll explain later."

"I'll send her a letter. Do you still want to hang out later?"

"Of course I do. We jus-" I was cut off as both Forest and Sky stood up saying "Fluttershy!" and "Pinkie!" then they zoomed out the door.

"-t have... other... plans. Well that's different. What would you like to do today Twilight?" She then held out a long scroll that appeared to resemble a checklist.

"Well since you just made my number 1 assistant sick." I squeed. "You can help me out today. What do you say?"

"Sounds like fun. Where do we begin?"

"At Rarity's." That's super.

A nice day can change everything.

I will get into less tragedy and more comedy now. Hopefully I won't confuse any of you readers.

Forest's POV

I knocked on Fluttershy's door hoping that she would answer. I seriously hope Static can rub some luck on me. No homo.

"Oh Forest..." She opened the door and was for some reason extremely happy. "Your just on time. I was about to get you."

"Well let's make sure this day gets better." She let me in her house. It was a small cozy wood cabin. The kinda place that will always welcome you home no matter what dark deed you have done. I loved it. "Would you like to meet my animals?"

"Sure." She began to hum this heavenly melody and you guessed it everyone came out. They instantly loved me. Even Angel Bunny. Probably because I smell like a forest or have tree blood. I'm Woody. There after my hard wood. I can keep these going all day.

"They sure like you." Why is she so quiet? Even at home.

"This is a good sign I hope." We went outside and every single plant she was watering grew and sprouted to us and trust me when I say this, Nature has never been so beautiful.

"If you can do this then I would love to get to know you better." Is she hitting on me? That's my job! She took my Jerb!

"Time and date my friend." Let's keep this professional. Oh I want to ask her out now! But I can't put pressure and this sweet little angel.

"We can go for a walk. I need to pick up some food anyways."

"Is the food for us or the animals? Either way I'm paying." I am glad we cashed in that lottery ticket last night. I got 40,000. Sky gets 40,000 and Static gets what's left. That seems totally fair.

"Are you asking me out?"

"Yes I am." I did not mean to say that. Slip of my tongue!

"I've never been on a date before and by such a nice and handsome stallion. Of course I would like that." You've never been asked out? What kind of world is this!

"Then lets go." I took her hoof and we both walked into town hoping to find a nice restaurant.

Sky's POV

I knocked on the door of Sugercube Corner in which Mr. Cake greeted me. "Oh you must be the nice stallion Pinkie is going to meet. Please treat her nice."

"Oh you got it!" Pinkie Pie then came out from below Mr. Cake. How is that? But-But She was... What?

"Hey Sky! Are you ready?"

"I sure am. I got a ton of bits for this day." 40,000 to be exact. She jumped on my back. "Hiho Sky. Away!" I immediately began to fly. She was enjoying it at least. I'd ask her for a song but I don't need this much excitement. How did I get so good at flying. We made to the town square in 21 seconds.

"Wanna get some food? I'm starving."

"I really would like some food. Where's the best place to chow down?"

"Over there." she pointed to a fancy restaurant. We sat down and a fancy pony greeted us.

"Good evening. I will be your waiter today. What may I get for you?"

"I want two daffodil sandwiches and a lemonade." He then looked at me. "Any you?"

"Same thing." Great. Didn't think this through. No meat. Just a flower sandwich. No really it's fucking great. I looked over to see Static and Twilight trotting at a nice pace to go somewhere. He was holding a couple of bags for her. I guess he is Spike for the day. That was really funny this morning. The waiter brought are food out. I saw Pinkie digging in and looked at my flower power sandwich. This had better taste good.

"Oh wow." It was amazing. Better than anything I can cook that's for sure.

"Hey Sky!" I heard on my left. I looked over and saw Forest and Fluttershy. Not bad.

"Hey Forest! What are you doing?"

"I'm enjoying a meal with my new friend." He mouthed 'its a date' so he wouldn't start a scene. That a boy.

"Are you on a date too?" Asked Pinkie. Way to ruin our secretive fun.

"Yes." Fluttershy said quietly. A few ponies walked by and some would say "Hey." or "I want to date someone as cute as him." That was not bad or anything. However I was eavesdropping on a mint green and tan pony on a bench nearby. Lyra and Bon-bon if I remember.

"Did you hear? Twilight is dating that cute unicorn." The green one said while in a human position.

"Static Wielder? There's something weird about him." The tan one said.

"What?"

"He comes falling into town, gets a party, sleeps with Twilight, next I bet you there shopping." Ironically she didn't know but behind her was Static holding all of Twilight's bags. They were both heading to the Boutique.

"Maybe Twilight is a slut."

"Doubt it. She's a total virgin. But she has never opened herself to a guy like that before."

"Then maybe he's either special or a freak. You know how crazy she can get. He might be as crazy as her." I can not stand when someone calls my friend a freak or something like that. You don't understand what some people go through to survive and Static is a survivor. I know because when I slept on the couch I felt a bunch of memories come fly into my head. I looked at Forest who was also eavesdropping. He tapped his hoof on the ground and a branch of poison ivy grew between them.

"What's this?"

"It looks like a weed." The idiots are touching it. Nice. Still these memories were of us fighting and surviving. I dreamed about them. I definitely need to ask the princess about this. Hopefully Twilight sends a letter soon.

"What are you two doing?" asked Pinkie Pie. "Sky your not eating are you okay?"

"Yeah just a little distracted. Enjoying the meal?"

"Yes its great."

"Want some desert?"

"I brought some." She pulled a tray of muffins out of nowhere.

"Your so random Pinkie Pie." She gave me a happy smile. Forest and Fluttershy were both eating some sandwiches and soup. This is a good day for a date. I looked up to see a rainbow blur in the sky clearing clouds. I wonder what the others are doing?

Static's POV

"I haven't met Rarity yet. How is she?" I asked Twilight. She wasn't at the party.

"She's a very generous pony and good friend. She will be happy to meet you." We opened the door to Rarity's.

"Good evening Twilight. Who's your friend. A nice and handsome stallion doesn't walk in every day."

"Flatterer." I said.

"I am Rarity. Do you want your dress Twilight?"

"Yes please Rarity. May I try it on first?"

"Of course. I need to see you in it anyways." I wasn't paying attention to them. I was watching the white cat with a bow. We were having a stare down.

"Opal be nice sweetie." Rarity walked with Twilight to the next room.

Twilight's POV

"Thanks for fixing up my gala dress Rarity."

"It's no problem sweetie. Just a few stitches and we... are... done!" Twilight was looking in the mirror.

"It looks like its brand new. Thank you so much."

"Once again no problem. Who's your new friend."

"That is Static Wielder. He's one of the new ponies that came into town yesterday I'm sure you heard."

"How do you know I heard?"

"Your the best at gossip."

"Thanks for the compliment. Which one was he. The one who carried the other to the Library or the one who got a bag full of money."

"He was the one who passed out."

"Oh that one. The one who fell?"

"Yes."

"Wonderful. Not that its wonderful he fell. I mean I'm glad to know he can take a hit or something like that." I wonder what Rarity is going to ask next.

"Twilight I heard a rumor that you were sleeping with him." WHAT?!

"No not like that!"

"You have the most wonderful shade of red in you blush."

"Stop it! He needed a place to stay and that is that."

"Then why are you taking it so seriously?"

"I... I... You got me there. I kinda... like him. But we did not have sex!"

*gasp* "Oh hooray Twilight! This is great! You finally have a date!"

"Stop teasing." We both walked out of the dressing room to see Static rubbing and playing with Opalescence and her mouse. How do you get a beast like her to calm down?

"How did you ever get her to play Static?" Rarity must not know how to take care of her cat. Opal hissed at her.

"Like this." He said and gave Opal a small flick on her nose. She stopped and looked at him. He then rubbed her head and said "Good Kitty."

"That is an amazing dress Twilight!" Is he actually admiring me. Oops I forgot to take of the dress. Come on! Don't miss this up.

*giggle* "Thank you Static." I giggled again. I need to stop that.

"Do you have a suit Mr. Wielder?" Rarity asked him.

"Uh no I don't."

"Then I will make you one. Black really suits you with you hair and orange fur. It is going to look splendid with your dress Twilight- oops." She quickly left. Did she really say that? Oh no! Now he knows I like him! I wonder what's he thinking about. Probably a way to tease me like those kids in school. Oh not again!

Static's POV again

She like me she like me she like me! Oh how awesome!

"You ready to go Twilight?"

"I need to take off this dress." she went back into the dressing room in a hurry. I wonder what's going outside. Here's a list of things I saw.

Lyra and Bon-bon scratching like crazy.

Sky and Forest both on dates.

Rainbow Dash clear the sky.

A trio of kids walking this way. I remember them. The crusaders right?

"Rarity I'm home." said the small white unicorn with pink and periwinkle curled hair. "Hi mister! Are you knew 'round here?" said the small tan one with red hair and a bow. "I saw you yesterday when I was bowling." said the orange pegasus with purple hair. Oh yeah.

"Rarity is home, I'm new here, and yes that was me yesterday." Glad I listened to everyone.

"I'm Sweetie Belle." said the unicorn.

"I'm Applebloom." said the earth pony with the bow.

"I'm Scootaloo." said the orange pegasus.

"And were the Cutie Mark Crusaders."

"Nice to meet the three of you. What do you do?"

"We are trying to find our special talent." said Applebloom.

"But we haven't had any luck." said Sweetie Belle.

"I'm sure you girls will find it someday."

"When did you get yours?"

"When I was 3." I shouldn't have said that.

"You found you talent when you were 3!" said Scootaloo. Look what I started.

"Were never going to find ours." said Applebloom.

"Hey kids. Listen. I got mine without even knowing it. Look." I lifted my pants leg to show them my star. "I'm good with magic. The reason I had to practice magic is because I am the only unicorn in my family. I did it to rebel against my evil father who hated me for it."

"How does that help us?" asked Sweetie Belle.

"It means don't lose hope. We're nothing without hope. Without it you would be better off dead."

"He's right girls." said Scoots. (Yeah I'm going to start shortening names.) "We can't give up yet. We have to show those kids at school that we mean business."

"Yeah!" the others said while walking outside. "Thanks mister!"

"You just saved me about 45 minutes of time Static." said Rarity.

"That was a nice lesson." said Twilight. "You sound like you would fight for something like hope."

"I learned it the hard way. I'm saving these kids the trouble and pain. How much for the suit Rarity?"

"Well... let's see. How about nothing!"

"Really? Thanks."

"All I asks is you treat Twilight right!" I watched as Twilight was about to explode. Time to strike a deal!

"You got it Rarity." I gave Twi a reassuring wink. She almost fainted.

"Glad to hear. Take care!" we both left the boutique.

"You really mean that?" asked Twilight. Time to settle this Static.

A. Tell her yes and get a date.

B. Say no and break her heart.

C. Play hard to get. Well that would make me an asshole so lets go with A.

"Of course I meant it. What kind of guy breaks a girl's heart? Not me." She gave me a hug which forced a lot of blood to my face. "Wanna go out Twilight Sparkle?"

"Yes Static Wielder." Its a dream come true! What a really nice day this turned out to be.

The truth hurts. It really does.

All will now be explained. Have patience and enjoy.

Static's POV

Well I did it. I actually asked out Twilight Sparkle. The personal student of Princess Celestia, the wielder of the element of magic, and the most powerful magic user besides the princesses. How does someone as inferior as me fulfill such a task? Very carefully.

"What would you like to do now Twilight?" She was still accepting the fact that I asked her out. It was only 2 minutes ago. "We could go around town and find a nice place to hang."

"That sounds good."

"Did you ever write to Celestia? I don't mean to force you but..."

"I sent her a message this morning. Is there something wrong?"

"Yes. I'll tell you if your princess can clear up the details for me."

"Why not know?"

"Just... Trust me on this one. Ok?"

"Alright. I trust you. How are your friends holding up?"

"There fine. They're settling down like us. Let's see here." I took her checklist. "We got gemstones. We got your dress. Next is apples."

"Oh that's great! Let's visit Applejack!"

"Great Idea. I didn't get to talk to her much yesterday." Alright. Awkward levels dropping.

"Alright follow me." She's less serious now. That's good. A little tense but better than freezing up because a guy you met yesterday, passed out on you, and lets you into his apparently empty mind decides to ask you out. I actually wanted to enjoy the romance blooming between us some more.

"Applejack... She's the one with the stetson right?" Keep it cool. Don't blow your cover.

"Yes. You don't remember?"

"I met a lot of ponies with Apple in their name yesterday. My bad."

"Sorry. You will not meat a pony more honest than her."

So after a 2 minute walk we found our way to a Sweet Apple Acres. That's a nice farm name. Better than... The *enter your last name here* farm. A lot better.

"Howdy Twilight. Who's ya friend here?"

"Hi Applejack. This is Static Wielder. You already met him."

"I think I did. Well howdy again Static."

"Morning Applejack. May I call you AJ for short?"

"Yes you may since you asked nicely. Can I call you Sparky?"

I got a chuckle from that. "Hmmhmmhmm... Whatever floats your boat." I said with a smile.

"Alrighty then. You here for your apple order Twilight?"

"Yes I am. Can I talk to you in private AJ?"

"Yes you may. Will you wait here Sparky? I'll send my brother over to keep you some company."

"That's fine. I would like to talk with Big Mac."

"Alright." She and Twilight walked inside the farm. Then out came the large red stallion.

"Evenin'" He said in his accent. I love that southern hospitality that you can hear in his voice.

"Howdy do Big Red?"

"What do you mean by that?"

"Oh well I was just poking a little fun at you. I tried to talk to you at the party last night with my friends but all you said was 'Eeyup' so we never really got to know each other. I'm Static Wielder."

"Eeyup." Really?

"Let's not go there."

"I'm Big Macintosh. This here is Sweet Apple Acres."

"It's a really nice farm you have here. Nothing makes an apple taste better then a day of hard work."

"Eeyup." I am loving this guy.

"So how is the apple business?"

"We're the best in all of Equestria."

"I hope your not bragging."

"I try not to." and in that accent come on! Your making me less hostile! I don't want to be less hostile. What if Red October here decides to attack and I can't fight back because of that voice!

"I love apples. Not my favorite but I could definitely live off of them."

"I agree. We also make pies, jam, jelly, sauce."

"You had me at pie."

Twilight's POV

I told Applejack everything. Him falling, passing out, showing me his memories (I didn't go into detail. All I said was he is troubled.) and Rarity.

"So he just asked you out?"

"Yes. I hope he means it. I don't know what to do though. I have never been in a relationship. I was hoping you could give me some dating advice."

"Well If its not in one of your books then best to ask someone with experience. Just make sure he treats ya right and is respectable of you."

"Alright then thanks. I hope Big Mac isn't going to do anything bad."

"Relax sugercube, he's not gonna hurt your little toy." We left the barn to see Static leaning against a wooden fence and Big Macintosh laughing. I don't think he's laughed near me before.

"-so I told him to make like a tree and get the fuck outta here!" I heard Static which earned more laughs from the larger stallion.

"Oh hey girls!" He must have good peripheral vision to see us already.

"So how are you two getting along?" I asked hoping that nothing was wrong.

"I was telling Big Macintosh here how I got out of a humongous bar fight."

"I never saw the day a unicorn could stand up for himself." This earned a laugh from Static this time.

"And you believe him older brother?" said AJ.

"You can tell when someone's telling the truth." said BM.

"What's next on your list Twilight?" Said Static. I opened it up and it said get more quills, ink, scrolls, and to pick up a package for Spike. I told him and he simply nodded with a "Understood." Respect! He respects me like AJ said. This might actually work out.

Forest's POV

I was walking with Fluttershy in a market to pick up her animal feed.

"Which store do we go to?" I asked her.

"I prefer this one." She pointed to one of the small stores which looked like it had seen better days.

"Why this one? There are other one's to choose."

"This one is good on prices and has the best quality food. Yes that big store has lots of food but it is mostly synthetic and I want my babies to eat whats best for them."

"You really know you animals. Sure lets go here. I trust you." This earned a hug from her. Why? Bitches love Respect. I wonder what Sky is going to do with Pinkie. She's a handful.

Sky's POV

Pinkie and I were at Rarity's.

"Yes Pinkie I did get that darling little bow you asked for." She gave Pinkie a (guess what color) pink bow.

"Thank so so so much Rarity. Gummy will love it."

"Who's your friend Pinkie?" I was staring out the window. I guess I'm still not use to living in a town of ponies. But it feels familiar.

"This is Sky Glider. We went on a date earlier." Rarity walked up to me and was pleased with my built appearance.

"My what a dashing stallion you are."

"Flatterer." I said back Like a Boss!

"Someone said the same thing earlier."

"Really? Who?"

"Your friend Static. He was here with Twilight. Those two make a lovely couple."

"There dating oh way to go Twilight!" Pinkie is happy with just about anything isn't she?

"I know. It's about time a man makes Twilight see the light of love." What does Twilight seclude herself? Don't answer that.

"Yes my friends and I just came here. If thinks keep looking this good we are here to stay."

"That sounds great! I just wish I had a prince charming that would come and sweep me off my feat." Does she believe in those tales? There is no such thing as a perfect man.

"I'm sure there is a guy out there just for you Ms. Rarity."

"I appreciate your support Sky Glider." She is a quick learner isn't she.

Just then the door opened with Static standing there. "Quick... Sky... Celestia... talk... us... NOW!" he grabbed me and we both went outside to meat with Forest and Twilight.

Exact same time during Forest's shopping with Fluttershy. Static's POV

"Twilight! Twilight!" I heard Spike yell as he ran to us. I saved him the trouble of running and teleported him beside us.

"What is it Spike?" asked Twilight.

"Letter from the princess. She wants to speak to the new guys!"

"Really? How do we get to Canterlot quickly Twilight?"

"I can teleport you."

"I need to get my friends. Wait for me here please."

I ran off and found Forest shopping. "We got an audience with Celestia. Let's go."

"Oh really? Fluttershy I have to go."

"I understand. It has to be urgent if the princess wants you." She gave him a hug.

"Meet Twilight at the statue." I began running back to the restaurant where I saw Sky earlier. The waiter said he left. I ran to the Boutique to see if Rarity saw him. Sure enough I could see him in the window. So I opened the door and tried to tell him but I was out of breath.

"Quick... Sky... Celestia... talk... us... NOW!" I grabbed him and we both went outside to meat with Forest and Twilight. When we made it back a large white and gold light teleported us. That wasn't Twilight. It was Celestia.

"Welcome my little ponies. Guards please leave." We looked around to notice we were in the royal throne room. All the guards left.

"Can you-" She cut me off.

"Explain? Yes. Are you sure your ready for this?" We all nodded. "Alright. You see I know you died Dustin, Brandon, and Kelly. But here's the truth. You three were wondering where your memories and names were coming from?" We all nodded again. "It's because you have always been ponies. Just at the same time you minds were in another world as you lived the life of a human."

"How is that possible?"

"I'm not really sure Static Wielder. Dustin was another person similar to Brandon and Kelly. However they have all died. I guess your minds just returned here."

"So that's why there aren't more bronies here yet?"

"Yes and No. There are many dimensions Static. For example there is one based on the actual events of that show. One for most of the bronies. One for time travelers you name it. This is however is a dimension where our lives are similar to that of your lives as a human."

"I see. Then thanks for clearing this up for us. Right guys?" There jaws were dropped as they still were trying to process what they were hearing.

"They will be fine. So what you were saying is that we died but not really as we are back in our original bodies?"

"Exactly! I'm glad somepony understands." Forest and Sky both understood now since I paraphrased Tia's explanation.

"Alright. Can you teleport us back to Ponyville please?"

"Yes I shall. I will bring you here again when I have need of you." My friends stood by me. Both kept quiet which was surprising to me on all standards. These two never shut up.

"One more thing. This is for you Static. Make Twilight happy and please don't hurt her."

"How did you-" We were back in Ponyville. "know that! It is so... creepy... Hey were back." I was given a hug by Twilight.

"How did it go?"

"OH it went great Twilight! Do I have a story for you!" I promised I would tell her.

So will you still accept me?

I was extremely confused with this April Fools prank. The ponies in the my stories had different names then what I typed like Rainbow Dash was Firefly or Fluttershy was Posey. Oh well. I hope its fixed by the end of the night I shit you not its driving me nuts. - Static

P.S. I will me putting an OC in this story. I have a lot more on the way.

P.S.S I am also very sad. I learned that exactly seven day ago. On March 25, 2012. A internet icon who I loved and looked up to passed away. Rest in peace Edd Ghould. You made the internet a better place. *sniffs and sobs* WHY!

Static's POV

"-so we died. Then we came here. However Celestia explained to us how we were always ponies. But at an exact time we were seeing the world through the eyes of humans." I told Twilight everything.

"So Dustin..."

"Don't say that. Let the man rest in peace."

"How can you say that?" She was surprised at my statement. The mane 6 were the only ones in the Library with me, Forest, and Sky.

"I was Dustin Shafer. A young boy who just happened to die. At the same time I was Static Wielder. I'm still Dustin but I'm not. Make sense?"

"I suppose so."

"I feel bad because that nice young man is dead. I feel good because I'm back in my original body. I only have one question for you Twilight Sparkle."

"What is it?"

"Will you still accept me? I want to keep this relationship."

"Yes! Of course I want to be with you!" I got a few aww's from the others.

"Then I'm not leaving town. Oh one more thing. Celestia explained to us how there will be more people or bronies as we should call them coming here."

"Should we be worried?"

"No. Unless they make a move on you. Ask extremely weird questions. Intrude on your privacy... Yeah there is a lot to be worried about."

Just then a red pegasus walked into the door of the library. His mane and tail matched the colors and appearance of fire. His eyes were orange like magma. He was wearing a vest and cape. His wings were as large as Sky's.

"Hello ladies. And other ponies who I know nothing about." I think I know this smart ass.

"Hello good sir from the other side of the street." Forest said. Oh snap!

"Are you calling me gay?"

"Nononono..." started Sky. "Let's not pick a fight yet."

"Can you do that no no no thing again Sky?" I asked him.

"Nonononono."

"I love that. What is your name brony?"

"Which name?"

"Human."

"Lucas."

"Lucas Station?" I asked. Please say yes.

"Yeah! Wait... Dusty?" He looked at my friends. "Kelly... Brandon... Well it's a family reunion."

"Hell Yes! Did you happen to hear a voice in your head that gave you a pony name?"

"I heard a voice say Heat Blaze. Why?"

I explained to him how he was always a pony. After a while he finally understood. "I see. So were not in the dimension with all the other bronies?"

"No were home." If this doesn't open his eyes then I don't know what will.

"Alrighty then. So Luke is dead and I have always been a pegasus?" Yes he gets it! And to think in Pittsburgh they called us close minded. But that's simply not true.

"Exactly." Twilight came up and gave me a hug and whispered in my ear that she's leaving with her friends and wants to know if we want to go.

"Hey D- I mean Static. Are you and Twi?"

"Yes we are."

"Dayum." I told him to come with us and he followed suite. I didn't keep an eye on him because he immediately went to Rainbow Dash.

Blaze's POV

This is nice. I'm free. I have wings and I want to use them. Oh hey Rainbow Dash! She's the totally awesome one. "Hello Rainbow Dash."

"Hello Heat Blaze. Can I just say Blaze or something like that?"

"Anything for you." I should hit on her now before any other bronies come and take her. I am calling dibs!

"Can you race? Anypony with fire in their name should be fast."

"Oh your on."

Forest's POV

What the hell is Blaze doing? He's here two minutes and now he's racing with the fastest flyer in Equestria. Those fire streaks he's leaving in the air better not be for show.

"You have a nice friend." said Fluttershy.

"He's more of a show off Shy. What do you think of me now? I was human."

"I still really like you if you still want to be with me."

"Of course I want to be with you! It's kinda why I asked."

"How did it feel to die?"

"I didn't fell it actually. It was like a blanket just wrapped me up, shook me a little, and poof here I am."

"And your friend Blaze?"

"I need to ask him. The three of us died on the first day of the Apocalypse."

"Do you think this land will ever experience the troubles you went through on Earth?"

"It's too nice and peaceful for that to happen. But if it's a possibility then pray it doesn't happen. It's not a pretty sight."

"Oh my. I'm sorry to hear that."

"I'm not... Human nature brought war upon itself. If anything we deserved it. Its sad that we learn that lesson after death. That's why were glad to be ponies. We learn from those mistakes."

"Wow. Well lets make sure we always happy."

"Together?"

"Yes."

Sky's POV

"It sounds so cool that you could be two people at once!" said Pinkie Pie.

"At least somepony is trying to comfort us. Thank you Pinkie."

"What do you think of your friend?"

"I would say he's a show-off. A lot like your Dash friend."

"They look great together. He's fast."

"Yeah. So am I but you don't see me bragging about it."

"Your really big though Sky."

"I'm fat?" How dare you! Why I never.

"Nononono..." she was trying to make a compliment I know. I also heard Static she 'I love that.' when Pinkie said No more than once. "I'm saying your really strong and tough so you probably take things a little slower."

"I know what your trying to say. Thank you."

"Okay Good! Hey Twilight where are we going to go?"

"How about a picnic?" said the violet unicorn.

"That sounds great!"

Twilight's POV

I didn't take long to set up the picnic. I guess I'm still amazed that Static is so powerful he was living two lives at once. He's really intoned with his magic I think. Speaking of him, he was over at the river trying to catch a fish.

"What are you doing!" yelled Rainbow Dash. We all looked at him.

"I'm trying to get some food!"

"WHAT?!" They eat meat! That's right. Humans.

"Static we don't eat meat anymore!" Yelled Forest trying to be smart over the situation. Static had already caught one in his mouth.

"Weawy? Are Yu Shure?"

"Yes now drop IT!" Forest continued to yell. Static dropped it immediately. "Sorry everybody!" We all said it was okay. Then Sky was above him and began to fly straight up. "Sky what are you doing?" Asked Static. Sky immediately turned around and began to drop.

"Oh no oh no oh no..." said Static as he tried to run out of the river. Sky hit him and it was the largest water splat I have ever seen! We all just giggled and enjoyed. Static was in a tree hanging by some vines. "Can somepony help?"

I teleported him beside me. "Having fun?"

"Lots. Why aren't you?"

"I'm having fun."

"Sitting there talking to your friends and reading isn't always fun."

"Water Fight!" yelled Blaze as he lifted my up and began flying. "Like this Twilight!" yelled Static. "Okay Blaze, Drop the S bomb!" and on command Blaze dropped him and began to whistle. Static landed beside Sky and sent him far into the air.

"Your on!" yelled Forest as he gave Fluttershy his glasses and summoned a giant tree. The tree was shaped like a diving board. "I'm coming!" he jumped and did his best dive pose. "Holy Hell!" was what everyone in the water yelled.

"Lets get in there ladies!" said Applejack. We all decided to enjoy ourselves and get in.

Static's POV

I couldn't help how I managed to get everyone into the water. It's a talent of mine.

"You look very nice wet Twilight." She couldn't help but lower herself back into the water to hit her face.

I don't know what I heard but most of the girls were giggling and Sky pulled me back and gave me the best idea ever. It's one of Luke's fears. Pinkie pulled out a fake shark fin and handed it to me. The reason I had to do it is because I'm a really good swimmer. I went underwater and began to circle around Blaze very slowly.

"Duh Duh." said Sky in his low voice. "Duh Duh" Blaze had to scariest look because as soon as he saw me I pulled back underwater. "Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh DUH!" I attacked him from behind and he screamed like a girl. Have you ever seen a man scream when bitten by a shark. He starts flailing around and screams. That's exactly what he did. When he was on the land he began to roll on the ground and kept screaming.

"That wasn't very nice." I heard Rainbow Dash say. I was still wiping tears. "Relax RD. It's just a prank. Did you or did you not use to prank ponies." Sorry forgot. Blaze is hitting on her. What did they do in the two minutes when we were packing up for this picnic? This is a job for magic.

5 minutes ago

"Ah Oh YES FUCK ME HARDER! YES YES!"

"HERE I CUM!"

Back to current time

Oh god WHY! Great know she is diffidently going to not allow me to prank him. "Have you ever been pranked?"

"Yes Blaze here is the best. I had a little revenge that's all." Luke was the master at this when we were human.

"Oh really?"

"Yes. I've known him for a long time Rainbow. If it makes you happier then I am sorry." I know how to keep a straight face while telling a lie. It was worth it seeing him piss himself. Rainbow said alright then when I turned my back started zipping around me in a tornado.

"I said I was sorry! Oh Whoa whoa whoa stop STOP! I'm gonna throw up!" I was already in the air. She then gave it a small kick and it shot me straight up. "AAAAAHHHHH-"

Blaze's POV

"Thanks for getting revenge for me Rainbow."

"I enjoyed it too Blaze."

"He was picking on me because before we died I put a smoke bomb in his locker at college and it destroyed his reports and papers."

"That sounds so funny!" I'm here for only a few minutes and let's see. I have sex. I have my friends. I got to see Dustin launched in the air by the same girl I fucked. This is the life!

"-AAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAGGGGHHHH!" Static continued to fall. He was gaining speed. Behind him was an angered griffon which tried slashing at him but he dodged every attack. He gave it a good double kick with his hind legs and and grabbed by the neck. It quickly grabbed him with a talon and they both stopped falling and were above the water.

"Are you the one who took my Dashie?" that's the griffon Dash used to date. Diana. Wilma.

"Drop him Gilda!" I heard Dash yell. Well I was close.

"With pleasure!" She did a roll in the air to pick up force and threw Static into the water with tons of force. Ouch!

"I came back for you Rainbow Dash. I won't let a pony like that take you away."

"I'm with Heat Blaze here. Not Static over there. You owe him an apology!"

"I'm not sorry about anything except maybe leaving you."

"Too late Gilda. Too late." Well this is awkward. Static got back up and had a cuts on his right hoof and was bleeding from the nose and mouth.

"Hey you bitch! What is your problem?" he yelled.

"What's wrong? Can't put up a fight?"

"I don't hit women. It goes against my code. But don't you FUCKING DARE LAY A HAND ON MY FRIEND!" Gilda kept on eying me. She's going to kill me huh?

"Like this." She raised a fist but was immediately taken down by Static. He's fast. He tied her up with the vine from the tree.

"I didn't hit you but I can disarm you." He said walking to Twilight. "Let's stop the bleeding Static."

"Run on back to your whore!" Did she really yell that to Twilight? Really? Gilda received a face full of lightning bolts from Static which knocked her out. "Still didn't hit you." He walked back to the picnic sheet laid out on the grass.

"Sorry for launching you in the air Static." Rainbow is sorry to those who can beat her in a fight. Guess she knows her limits. "It's okay. It was fun. Even though I screamed the entire time and got chased by a rabid griffon." He did what Twilight said and teleported her to a jail in Canterlot.

"Thank you for getting her back for that comment Static." said Twilight. She is not a whore. I shall never call her this or any other insult ever again.

"Oh your more than welcome." The sun was setting. I just noticed something. The only ponies here were Me, RD, Static, and Twilight. Rarity left to work on some suits. Applejack went home to get back to work. Forest and Fluttershy both went inside her cabin. Sky and Pinkie Pie went to see some Donkey or something if I heard correct. Spike went to help Rarity. Static and Twilight were both pointing at the stars and talking about constellations. Rainbow gave me a look and said.

"Meet me at home. I need to teach you a lesson."

"How about know Teacher?" We both took off flying.

Static's POV

"I just thought of something. You know how I said I never hit girls?"

"Yeah." said Twilight.

"Did I or did I not kick Gilda while falling?"

"You did in self defense."

"Okay okay. That justifies it." I looked around us.

"Hey where is everypony?" I asked Twilight.

"I guess they all left for home." We both just stared at the stars.

"Hey there's the Big Dipper and Little Dipper."

"There's Virgo." she responded looking in the other direction.

"There's Scorpio."

"There's Cancer."

"I can't remember the rest." She gave me a smile of victory. "Yay I win."

"You always..." I was cut off when Twilight kissed me. She bloody kissed me. Guess just heat of the excitement. (hehehe) I just looked at her because I have never been this far in a relationship.

"I'm so so sorry! I didn't mean to!" She looked like she was about to run away. She was on the verge of tears. Time to do what's right. I kept her from running as I grabbed her and pulled her in for another kiss. This time we were both locked with our lips. She was scared at first but stopped and soon enjoyed it. After a while of romancing we just watched each other.

"How was that?"

"Amazing. The romance books I've read never said anything like this." We kissed again.

"Books don't always tell the truth."

"Let's go home it's getting late."

"Yeah it is." We packed up our plates and blanket from the picnic and went back to the Library. Spike wasn't in there. Sky and Forest know had places to sleep. So the two of us just went to bed.

"Thank you Static."

"No, Thank you Twilight." We didn't know it but she grabbed my hoof and we both ended up inside my head. "Oops, got a little happy with my horn I think."

"Hey we never finished your childhood memories."

"We never did. Let's watch them."

So that's that.

This is going to be about how are hero meet his friends. -Static

"Shall I continue where we left off?" said the voice in my head.

"Do it." I told him.

"Playing Childhood entry 4."

Twilight and I walked into the light again.

Static: Age 5

Little Static kept running down the road. He was using his magic to run at and extremely fast pace. It was like time slowed down. The magic made him appear ethereal with a orange and purple aura around him. He ran into the woods but tripped on a large branch that just shot out of the ground. Static realized he ran so far that no one would ever find him. So he did the only thing a lost kid would do. He broke down and cried.

"I hate seeing you cry." said Twilight. I brought her in for a hug.

"What are you doing in my forest?" asked a small green filly who lowered himself from a tree with a vine. "This is my sanctuary and I know your not invited."

"I'm sorry. I'll leave soon." The little me told the pegasus. "I just need a minute to rest."

"Your not from around here are you?"

"I don't even know where I am."

"Were in the Everfree Forest off the road from the town of Hoofington. I live here. Pretty cool huh?" I watched as he made a throne of plants to sit on.

"That is really cool. I ran away from home."

"Why would you do something as stupid as that."

"To survive."

"That's a serious and true answer. Welcome to my forest. I am Forest Breeze."

"Static Wielder."

"That's a weird name."

"I like it. My mom did too."

"The did in that sentence sounds past tense."

"She just died. I couldn't stand to be around my hateful father and mean siblings. So I ran."

"I watched you run. I have never seen someone move like that before."

"Was I running fast?"

"You don't even know?" He laughed at that. "Wow. Your one strange dude. I live by myself as well. Everyone in my family said I was a freak so I came here to live alone."

"We both have problems." I said. He laughed again. That's good to see someone else happy.

"I can tell we are going to be friends for a good time."

"Yes. We are." End of memory.

In the Black Room

"So you meet your friend in the Everfree Forest? So many strange things happen there."

"What kind of strange things?"

"Rare dangerous animals. Mystical plant life. That's also were we defeated Nightmare Moon."

"Wow. Your amazing Twilight."

"Thank you."

"Hey Voice! Play #5!"

"You got it."

Static: Age 5. Almost 6

The little me grew a bit. He was hiding in a bush with Forest. They both had face paint and camouflage on there bodies. "Look over there." The little Static said. They were looking at the large cloud city. They left the Everfree Forest and were now surviving on their own. "What is this place?"

"This is Cloudsdale. Home to most pegasus ponies except me and many others."

"I see. Did I tell you I came from a family of pegasi?"

"No you didn't."

"That's why my dad hated me."

"That sucks. Hey check it out. There having a race up there."

Up in the sky was a dark blue pegasus racing with a group of others. One of them kicked him in the face and he fell from the sky. "Incoming!" We both barrel rolled out of the way.

"Ow!" said the Blue child. He got up with no more than a scratch. He was huge compared to us. "Who are you dudes?"

"I'm Static Wielder."

"I'm Forest Breeze."

"I'm Sky Glider. Why are you here?"

"Traveling." I said. "We're not from around here."

"Of course YOUR not. And I've never seen you before."

"I'm from the forest. Born in Hoofington."

"Boring. What do you do control plants?" He was laughing then Forest wrapped his hooves with a vine and lifted up in the air.

"Yes."

"Hey I need to get back in the race!" We noticed the other pegasus ponies waiting on him.

"Catch you losers later." He was off. Forest and I looked at each other for a second then Sky came flying back into the ground. He growled as a bunch of bullies were laughing at him for being to big.

"Hey why don't you get on the ground and fight like a colt!" I stood on my hindlegs and put up my front ones.

"Ooh Should we be scared of the little spoiled unicorn?" The leader and 6 others stood no the ground. All of them bigger than me. "Why don't you go back to your mommy!" Oh that does it. I thought of two chairs and Twilight and I sat in them.

"Buck you!" The little me tackled the leader ground and began his onslaught. One of the other ones punched him and Static gave him a dropkick. He jumped up and kicked two more in the face. One jumped on Static with all his might and bit him in the ear as the last one punched him in the gut. Static took them both out with ease.

"Damn dude. Where do you go to fight like that?" asked Sky.

"Instinct. I just lost my cool." I said. Forest summoned a plant which secreted an ointment to which he place on my ear.

"Ow what are you doing!"

"Dude one of them took a bit out of your ear."

"Oh... well... ouchies anyways." I knocked them all out. They'd probably have a concussion at worst.

Then one of the flight instructors flew down in a hurry and was pissed. "Who the fuck do you think you are hurting my students! How dare you! Get out of here now and If you come back, I will kill you got it!"

The little me said nothing and only walked away. Forest left soon after.

"Get back up there Sky!"

"No way!"

"Do you think your father wants you down here talking to this trash? Look what he did to your students!"

"The students picked on him and he fought in self defense. I'm going with him." Sky took off quickly into the woods after his new friends.

"Come back!" Too late Mister Instructor.

"You two guys are the coolest people I have met. Can I come with you?"

"The more the merrier." said Forest.

"Welcome aboard Sky Glider." I told him.

Black Room

"You even fought as a child for a good cause. Your the most complex and amazing pony I have ever meet Static. I don't know anyone who can take care of them self besides you."

"I appreciate that." I gave her a kiss on the cheek. She looked at me like she wanted more so we made out for a bit.

"Would you like the next memory or shall I wait for you finish?" That voice scared the shit out of me!

"Next memory!" We both shouted.

Static: Age 11

The little filly was much bigger than before. His fur was also a lighter shade of orange. Forest was a slim as ever and Sky was built like a tank. We were at a graveyard in the Fillydelphia. There was a burial going on. There was another grave besides my mothers that said Azure Chaser. My sister. I came to pay what little respect I could manage. I was also wearing a large black cloak due to the rain and so my father on my right and my brother on my left wouldn't recognize me. Forest and Sky were both in a hotel sleeping after a long travel.

"I hate seeing others die." I told him. My voice now that of a young adult.

"How old was she?" He was still balling tears.

"She was only 12."

"I'm sorry to hear that."

"She was in a lightning accident. The word lightning... ergh..." He just groaned in annoyance at that word.

"Not a fan of lightning?"

"I had a son named Static. I shouldn't have been so mean to him. He's probably dead or growing up evil because I blamed him for all my troubles."

"What kind of father blames a son for his problems."

"A bad one. I hated him because he was different. He's probably somewhere laughing his head off since he killed his sister." Force Chaser was delusional. He doesn't know I didn't do it but might as well let him enjoy it.

"I guess I see how you could hate him. I would to." I looked at the pony on my left. He was a red orange pony on the ground crying on top of Azure's grave. Ember. He had Long red hair and orange eyes full of hate. "Your son left because you treated him bad. He left to survive. I imagine he's trying to do right in a world of wrong." I told him. He didn't know what I had done in the past years. I've stopped wars, and I've saved lives. Celestia even knighted us. I accepted it of course as did my friends who have been at my side for a long time.

"I pray that you find peace in the next life Azure Chaser." Static said. He placed a blue rose on her grave. "Rest in peace."

The wind howled and it hit the three of us. The hood of my cloak fell down to reveal my face. There were a few scratches and my hair was still medium in length with one of the gray shades lighter in color. My eyes had bags and my horn had grown over the years. ''They both looked at me in fear. As if I came for revenge. As if I was death. I was none of these. I was only a lost pony paying respect to a lost soul.''

"You..." Ember said while angry. He stood up to fight me but my dad sat him back down. "Go now. Your never welcome here."

"And I never want to stay here. Goodbye." I turned and left.

End of memory 6.

Black Room

"That voice in your head. Is that you?"

"It's my conscience."

"You were knighted at a young age?"

"Apparently."

"Even in the end, he hated you. Why did you not say anything?"

"I thought it would be best if he learned that lesson the hard way."

"You stopped wars?"

"My friends and I stopped both griffon conflicts."

"Your amazing."

"No, I'm just one of a few good stallions."

Bedroom

We both shot up in Twilight's bed. Spike was still gone and the sun wasn't up yet.

"Thank you for showing me that Static. There are more folders as well."

"In my mind? Yeah. One day I'll show you what Earth was like." We both yawned.

"I would like that." She kissed me and laid her head down on my chest. "Goodnight Twilight."

"Goodnight Static."

Well that's that. So that was my childhood here. I guess Earth was just the complete opposite to this. My parents always loved me and I grew up happy. It's different. I decided It's best to sleep.

Twilight's POV

I faked being asleep to wait for Static to sleep. It was hard to tell since he doesn't snore. This is like a dream come true. My mom told me if he doesn't snore then he's not a bore. While he was asleep I decided to go inside his mind to see what dreams he has.

My horn glowed and I closed my eyes. When I opened them I was in a large forest. All the trees were dead and fog was everywhere. I hid behind a tree to see a pony running extremely slowly. I could move just fine. He was orange and looked young. He was wearing plate armor with a large red dragon painted on the left shoulder which flowed to his chest piece. I know that symbol. It was the blood dragon symbol. Celestia's best group of knights. He was running and I saw a small white unicorn stare at him. The kid was scared and took of running.

"Go get him Static. We'll wait here." Said a friendly voice. I saw a bunch of shadow people chasing the kid. One said. "Who the fuck do you think you are hurting my students!"

"Go Now! Your not welcome here!" that sounded like his dad.

"Wielder! Get a move on son!" said said one of the friendly voices.

Static got close to the kid who stopped to cry. When he got close a large red light shinned on him making an eerie sound. The kid took of again.

"Go get those civilians out! Forest and I will hold them back!" It sounded like Sky. I looked over to see both of them in matching armor fighting shadow knights. Forest had two small swords and Sky had a large hammer. I just noticed Static didn't have a weapon. He only tackled enemies with is magic and sent others flying. I ran up to get a closer look. He was moving at full speed and saving people left and right. He sent them all to the large blimp on the outskirts of the town. He then found the kid hiding in a small vent.

"Come with me. I need to get you to safety." He said. They both turned to see a large dragon. The boy gasped and said "You can't save me. You'll fail your mission!"

"Let's move Static!" He turned to see his friends opening a door. When he looked back The kid disappeared. An hour later they were fighting their way to a large building where they meet the princesses. "Let's go my lords." He said. Everyone followed him. They made there way to a blimp which after they boarded it stealthily left the battle. Dragons and griffons were in a battle and everyone else were victims caught in the middle. I got on the blimp and all the soldiers and civilians were cheering for the blood dragons. Then Static ran to the end of the blimp to watch the battle.

"Calm down Wielder you need a break. Relax." said Commander Hurricane. He looked at Sky and said "You did good son. I'm proud of you."

"Thanks dad. That mean's a lot. Especially at a time like this." Said Sky. Then Static gasped. Celestia, Luna, Forest, and many others ran up to she what he was looking at. He was watching that kid get on a smaller blimp which was loading civilians to get out of there. They could tell he only wanted that kid to get out. "Come on kid. Move..." It was killing him to watch this and do nothing about it. I tried to reach out to him but I went through him. So I watched as the blimp lifted of and a dragon shot it with a fireball. It crashed into the ground and blew up. Static's eyes went wide "NO! Dammit!" He turned his head to cry.

I left his dream. What was this? I looked over to see Static shoot up again panting and drenched in sweat. "Hey hey, are you okay?" I asked him

"I... I'm fine. What time is it?"

"It's 7:42."

"Okay. I need to get up anyways." I read that book on the blood dragons. The best of the best. There were only a few of them. I'll ask the princess.

"Okay Static." I kept my cool. When he left I wrote a letter to the princess telling her of the dream. She quickly sent a letter saying.

Dear Twilight Sparkle.

I understand your curiosity. I know of the events. When Luna and I went on a diplomatic meeting, a fight like this happened. Those 3 are Blood Dragons. My best soldiers. I hired them because there skills where needed and are the best at surviving. That fight was terrible and that young unicorn... was a close relative to me which they were hired to protect. She was a young princess. Don't mention this to him. You may cause a bad memory to be stirred up. He will probably tell you later. And if your wandering, They never killed people. They only disarmed. That's why I hired them. They showed mercy even on the battlefield. Those shadow figures were summoned by an enemy who died in that battle. I'm sorry to keep this a secret from you. I just don't want to cause panic. Please keep this information safe.

Signed Princess Celestia.

Static's POV

I had that dream again. I was a knight. That kid died. I never killed. I fight to protect the peace. I am a blood dragon. I will die before I must take another life.

"Do you have any questions about my childhood Twilight?" I asked her coming back up the steps to put on my clothes.

"No I don't." I was in my jumpsuit.

"Alright." I put on my vest. She leaned over and gave me a large kiss.

"I just want you to be happy." she said

"I'd be happy If I could get a bad secret off my chest. But I think I'll do it tonight. Okay?"

"Yes. Static. What would you like to do today?"

"Let's find a romantic spot in town. Maybe get a bite. Forest gave me 20,000 bits just a moment ago. I don't know why but he said he owes me so I took it. What do you say?"

"It sounds like a date." She gave me another kiss.

Let's change your ways.

I will be establishing another relationship.

At the Canterlot Statue Gardens

"What do you see here class?" asked Ms. Cheerilee.

"It's that Discord guy again!" said Applebloom

"That's right Applebloom."

"Whatever. I knew that." said Diamond Tiara.

"You did not!" It's been a while since Twilight and her friends defeated Discord.

"Settle down class." said Ms. Cheerilee. The kids were bigger now and fought more ofter. Usually violent. This started to make the statue shake of the Draconequus. Ms. Cheerilee looked at it and just sighed.

"Here we go again."

Mean while In Ponyville

I got up to stretch and went downstairs to get a cup of coffee. What I love about ponies, they drink coffee. I then heard Twilight scream. 3... 2... 1...

"Static! I got a letter from the princess! Discord's free!" I spitted my coffee.

"WHAT?! WARN THE TOWN!"

"Too late." Discord made himself appear in the town square. He popped his back and was very tired.

"Good evening Twilight Sparkle. Static."

"Hello Cord." I said. Most ponies were hiding.

"Let me handle this Twi. How ya doin?"

"OH I've had better days. In case your wandering Twilight, no I'm not here for revenge. I'm here to thank you."

"What?" she said only to be picked up and hugged by Discord.

"You got all that negative energy out of me with the Elements of Harmony. I can not thank you again."

"Good to see you back to normal Discord."

"It's good to be back Wielder." Forest and Sky both flew up and landed beside me. I whispered to them how he's back to normal.

"Really? In that case welcome back Discord." said Forest.

"It's about time you stopped with the whole nutcase thing." said Sky.

"Ah Forest Breeze, Sky Glider. Thank you for your hospitality."

"You need to apologize to Celestia like right now." I told him

"You are correct. I missed her the most." I pulled Twilight in close.

"In case you didn't know, Discord and Celestia were going to be married."

"What?"

"The same evil that possessed Luna got him as well."

"He seems nice."

"He's still going to prank us too. Not like what he did to you last time Twilight. That wasn't a prank. That was chaos." I tried to whistle to Sky but I just kept making "PPPFFFTTT!!!" sounds.

"Ah forget it. Sky go get Blaze. Tell him to set up shop. D's back."

"On it."

"Forest, You go get the flour. I'll get the berries." I gave Twilight a kiss. "And you don't get caught in the crossfire."

Blaze's POV

I woke up in bed with Rainbow Dash. She was actually tired of our 'games.' I heard a knock on the front door. I opened to see Sky Glider.

"Blaze. Discord's back."

"What?" I had some memories returned to me about us growing up. Going around town and pulling pranks on people. Good times. Rainbow Dash walked in from the bedroom.

"Rainbow... I have to go get set up."

"For what?"

"For prank war. Go get with Pinkie Pie. We could use cover." She saluted me and flew out the cloud home.

"Where is he Sky?"

"He went to go have makeup sex with Celestia."

"That gives us 24 minutes." A clock appeared at the bottom right. It started a while ago. "Shit make that 22 minutes. Let's move!"

Dramatic Music plays.

Time: 21:27

I flew down from Rainbow's and went to the Sugercube Corner kitchen. I was surprised to see Static and Forest already to work on the pies.

"Good job men." I told them. They were both standing there in their little aprons and covered in flour spots. I pulled out a map. "He will probably appear hear." I pointed to the bridge. "We set up here, here, here, and for emergency here." He pointed to the Mayor's office, The Library, Carousel Boutique, and Sweet Apple Acres. "What is he going to bring?"

"I don't know." said Static. "He will just summon things with magic."

"I'm going to hide some pies with my plants. Maybe..." I cut off Forest. "Dude, that sounds horrible. Not gonna work."

"It might." said Static. "Do you have a better idea?" he asked.

"Yes... Stick to the plan!" I gave Forest a pat on the head. Static shoved a pie in my face.

"Enjoy. That one isn't full of itching powder." he said with confidence.

"Asshole. This is a good pie. Way to waste it." I took what was left and went to check on my surroundings.

Dramatic Music plays.

Time: 7:53

"Oh yes yes yes! I missed you so much Discord!" He had her up against the wall.

"I'm sorry for everything. I just really need THIS!" He came again. For like the 5th time.

Meanwhile at the Library. Sky's POV

I was setting up slingshots while Pinkie handed me pies. She would give me a kiss every now and then to cover up the fact she was eating one of the pies. I told her it's okay. I got Static to bake more than one pie without itching powder. Forest was giving some of his plants which looked like little tree minions (they were so cute!) some pies. They would hide in the ground. I saw Static run out. "We're out off flour guys!" he yelled. Twilight gave him a good luck kiss and wiped his face with a handkerchief.

"Thank you sweetie." He gave her a return kiss.

"Hey Static, How do you guys know he's with Celestia?"

He looked at us and told her. "They may fight a lot, BUT, the makeup sex is great!" she was grossed out by this and ran inside of Fluttershy's cabin. Static got into a bush. I stayed on the rooftops. Forest turned into a tree. Blaze was no where to be seen.

Dramatic Music plays.

Time: 0:00

Discord appeared into town wearing a black shirt and sunglasses. I loaded my slingshots to fire at once. Blaze shot a fireball into the air signalling us. I shot all the slingshots I set up. (29? I lost count) Static and Forest both ran out throwing pies in slow motion. Discord dodged Forest's pie and caught Static's throwing it back at him. He jumped over it and threw another pie which Discord dodged.

"You need more than that." Blaze came down throwing pies left and right making a machine gun sound. Discord dodged all of them except one to which he used Forest and Static as shields. I was loading my slingshots when Discord summoned two pies and knocked me off the building. All my hearing was gone as if I was hit by a grenade. I looked over to see Blaze run to me and start dragging me. Static and Forest were both scratching themselves. Discord started laughing. Blaze took two pies to the face and fell down. Discord is going to win!

"You can't beat me!" Then one of Forest's little minions came out and nailed Discord in the back of the head.

"NO!" He yelled as he fell on his knees. We all stood up and began laughing. "Aw you guys. Next year I will be Prank Master again." Blaze lost his title. He gave it to Forest who's idea was the one that won.

"Glad to have you back Discord." I said. He pulled us all in a group hug. "I wouldn't have it any other way guys." All the other ponies came out and began to cheer for Discord not being evil anymore. "Let's celebrate!" said Pinkie Pie. I looked over to see Static take his clothes off and jump into a pool which Forest filled with oatmeal flakes. It stops the scratching. We caused a huge mess to the town. Hopefully We won't... "When are you guys cleaning up your mess?" ... have to clean it. Damn Mayor.

Static's POV

I sat in the pool with my bros. Twilight walked over to comfort me. "I saw you yesterday Twilight." said Discord. "Your cute when your having sex." She broke out in a large blush and walked backwards away from us.

"AHAHAHAH!" I was laughing with Discord. The others looked at me. "What it's true." I reassured them.

"You fucked Twilight?" Asked Forest.

"Yes I did Prank Master."

"Congratulations!" They tolled me. I nodded my head slowly. Discord moved over between Sky and Forest to where he put his arms around them. "I saw you two as well. Pinkie is boss in bed and Fluttershy? Wow!" They both slowly sank in the pool water. "I pissed in the water guys." I told them. They both shot their heads up and screamed. After a while I said in my best Celestia voice "Gotcha."

"That you did Static." said the princess herself.

"How's it going Tia?"

"Good good." We all looked back and forth from her to Discord. "What?" she asked us. I gave her a sheepish smile. "So I heard you likes Discords."

"Ugh You guys know me pretty good huh?" We all nodded. She whispered in our ears. "Enjoy your bath." All are smiles went away.

"What did she do to the water? What did she do!" I asked the guys.

She gave Discord a kiss and thanked us. "For what?! What did you do to the water!"

"Nothing Static. Enjoy." She left.

"She's messing with us again." Sky said. "Right?"

4 hours into the party

We had the entire town at the party. Discord was back and not completely crazy. Celestia got laid in the first time for like... ever! But what about Luna. I went to the Library Balcony were I found her.

"Hey Luna." I said trying to comfort you.

"Oh, hello young Static. How have thou been?"

"Good. Still reading those old English books huh?"

"Yes. We are taking lessons to learn how to speak normally but we like my voice as it is."

"Then keep it. You don't have to learn something you don't want to."

"We want our subjects to like us though."

"And we do princess. Why are you out here by yourself?"

"I'm not much of a party person."

"You sure? It's a pretty cool party."

"Yes."

"I'm sure theirs not a nice stallion who's ready to meet you either."

"That is most likely the case." Such a loner.

"Hahaha... Come on." I brought her inside. I'm sure there is someone inside willing to meet her.

"What are thou doing?"

"Getting you a date. I can't stand to see someone as nice and pretty as you out here sad and alone." That's the truth. Luna needs love. She needs it!

"I'm fine Static." Is she using proper English? Excellent. We went into the party. I looked around to see many ponies already hooked up and dancing with their dates. Why now of all times is there not a single one. "All right Luna... I shall get you-" When I turned she was gone. "-a... date? Luna?" Oh god how do you lose someone that's bigger than you? Very carefully. I looked over to see Luna laughing and talking with an Alicorn! I did not see one come in the party!

He was a little bit taller than her and had a grey/black coat. His eyes were purple and his purple hair was swept back. I couldn't see his cutie mark but he looked like one of those ponies from your dreams.

"I am Dream Weaver. It's a pleasure to meet you princess Luna." Well... I may not have found him but he seems like a pretty decent guy. I just feel like I know him from somewhere. Maybe another human? Well find out. I'll let her have some fun.

"Hey Twilight. Enjoying your dance?"

"I am. Did you get the princess a date?"

"No. I tried but she did it on her own."

"Want to dance?"

"I'm a bad dancer." I am giving you a head's up Twilight.

"Prove it."

"Watch." I went into the dance floor. Do you remember Twilight's silly filly dance from 'Sweet and Elite?' It was like that but ten times worst. I was also in the zone. Just flailing my arms and kicking my back legs. It ended when I stuck my tongue out and began banging my head. Sky walked up to me. "Static. You are the worst dancer ever."

"The hell I am!" Where do you get the nerve to tell a guy he sucks at dancing? I continued to dance. Compared to everyone else yes I was bad but at least I was the only one dancing. Everyone else would just stand in the circle. A few ponies laughed but that's okay. Now when Celestia laughed I felt like shit. Twilight walked up to me.

"Okay I get it. Your not the best." She gave me a kiss. "Thank you for trying though."

"I can slow dance." The song changed and Twilight and I got together. We wrapped our arms and slowly began to dance. All the couples were doing it. It was a good day. Besides losing a prank war, failing to find Luna a date, and embarrassing myself. After about 10 minutes of slow dancing and kissing with Twilight I felt a pony wrap a blindfold on my face.

"Get the pinata Static." It sounded like Forest. Everyone moved away from me. Twilight used her magic to put a stick in my mouth. It was above me but I kept swinging low. All I heard was laughter and music. Forest used his vine to lower it but I turned my head to swing in another direction. When I turned back he moved it. I couldn't hit it so I quit to let somepony else try.

Every pony in the room tried to hit it. Not one of us could hit it. Till Pinkie came up and used her pinkie sense (which I don't believe in.) to hit it. I'm not much of a sweets guy so I just let all the other ponies take the candy.

"That was fun. I'm getting tired Twilight." I told her. It was 1 in the morning. The party ended about 2 hours ago but people were still here.

"Me too. They will leave soon." We both went to the bedroom. I wish we had a door or something because I don't want someone walking up the steps and watching us sleep. It's just... wrong. That alicorn was still in my head. I know him from somewhere. Don't tell me he's the grim reaper or something! Probably not. Just a god of dreams. A Sandman if you will.

"You coming?" I asked Twilight when she walked to the bed.

"In a minute." I looked downstairs to see all the ponies leave. She was doing a little cleaning. I decided to help her and speed up the process. We got it done in about 43 seconds.

"Let's go to bed." She told me. We were both to tired for sex. Are body's ached for us to sleep. "Lets." I told her.

We went upstairs and got into our bed where we just snuggled. "Goodnight Twilight."

"Goodnight Static." We both on the spot fell asleep.

Dream Weaver? Who is he?

That stupid April fools joke threw me off my game and I keep typing Firefly or Posey. Whoever the bastard was that tried to accomplish this goal congratulations. You did it. :) - Static

I woke up in bed with Twilight. I finally had a good dream. Something about setting Gilda on fire... I don't remember but I liked it. I just thought about everything that happened. It's been about 2 weeks since I became Static Wielder. I was a human. Died. Celestia tells me I have always been a pony. I get a bunch of fucked up memories. I'm a knight? That part still gets me. I know weird magic. I'm still teaching Twilight by the way. Then I see a new Alicorn. What the fuck?

"Twilight, do you know anything about Dream Weaver?"

"Who?" Right. She doesn't know idiot.

"The Alicorn who Luna was talking to."

"I've never seen him before so I thought he was a friend of yours."

"Well I don't know him. I overheard his name and that's all." This is weird. I need to find out what's so odd about him. He was giving off this aura of hate towards me. I just know it. "It's alright. What do we need to do today?" Maybe I could hang with my friends.

"I need to go to Canterlot with my friends. You should stay here and talk to other ponies around town. Make some good friends."

"Alright sweetie. Have fun." I left the library just knowing something bad was going to happen today.

Dream's POV

I was in the Canterlot castle talking to Celestia. "What do you mean he's still alive!" I wanted answers. Static Wielder is still alive! That bastard should be dead!

"He's done nothing wrong Dream." She reassured me. "I know it was hard losing White Tulip. It hurt him too but don't blame him for it. Sundance and I underst-"

"You don't know my mother! I want him dead!"

"I imagine you do. I thought you hated your little sister for not being an alicorn." Dammit Celestia!

"That's not the point."

"It is. Static Wielder is nothing but a regular pony now. He knows he failed to save her but that's because she didn't go to him when he reached out to help her. He got over it. I suggest you do the same."

"I can't just let this go by."

"You can. I don't want Luna to hear about you trying to kill a hard working pony trying to move on with his life."

"Fine. Maybe We can talk it out?"

"If your talking doesn't involve violence then yes. Please be merciful Dream Weaver."

"Yes Princess." I left the castle. Static didn't kill White Tulip? Was my mother a lier? She blamed him for this long. I'm confused. On my way out I saw 6 ponies go into the thrown room. I saw all of them at the party yesterday. The purple one is Static's date and also Celestia's personal student. Better not interrogate her. Dammit this is frustrating.

Static's POV

I was sitting on a park bench chewing on a piece of bread. I wasn't fully hungry so I got a small meal. I asked Forest and Sky to meet me here but they both said they had jobs to do. I need to get a job. The 20,000 bits won't last long. I'm already down to 17,432. *sigh* this day is just not my day. The sky is cloudy. There's a large purple fire leaving Canterlot castle. It's heading here. I saw it do 3 sonic booms. How is that even possible?

"Hello Static." In a quick split of a second it got behind me. I turned to see Dream Weaver.

"Uh... Hello? Dream Weaver? How'd you do that?" I want to know how he did that sonic boom. So cool.

"You won't know how to do it. You need wings. Didn't you dad tell you that.?" How does he know this shit?

"My dad can go fuck a pickle." I really care less what he thinks.

"I want to talk to you." He picked me up and flew to the top of dragon mountain.

"What the fuck are you doing?!"

"Just want to have a talk. That's all." We got to the top which seemed small for two ponies to be on. "Explain yourself Dream."

"You killed my little sister. White Tulip. Remember her?"

"Yes. I didn't kill her though. I failed to protect her."

"My mother hasn't forgiven you. I won't either."

"You don't need to. Didn't you hate your sister?"

"What?"

"I remember a dossier which explained how you and your mom were Alicorns and she wasn't. I remember you now. How is Sundance?"

"Shitty."

"Oh... How are you?"

"Pissed."

"I see. Anything else you want to talk about?"

"Your death." Oh boy. I knew this wouldn't end well. I entered my time sphere and began my slide down the mountain.

Dream's POV

I saw him turn into a blue blur with lightning coming off. I guess that explains the static part of his name. He was fast. Too fast for me to keep up at a normal speed. I used my magic to enter another dimension hoping to slow him down. I began to slide down the mountain after him. He was still fast defying my magic mostly.

"You can't run forever Static!" I will get closure.

"I'm not running. I don't want to fight!"

"Why is that? You a pussy?"

"I gave it up! I only fight in self defense."

"Then that's what you need." I threw some fire balls at him to witch he dodged with ease. He was far more experience than me. Not bad for a mortal.

"I'm serious. Stop this now!" he yelled. Does he really mean that? Or is he waiting for me to drop my guard? My mother hate his guts. He probably hates her. I got close enough to Static and gave him a good punch in the eye. It was enough to get him rolling.

Static's POV

"Ow! Ah! FUCK! OW! DAMMIT!" that ass fuck just sent me down the hill rolling with one punch?! I need to step it up if I want out alive. It forced me to exit my time sphere.

"Your getting slow and old." that smug bastard.

"What's your problem?"

"My problem..." he picked me up by the tail with his magic "... Is that your still alive." He began to slowly but efficiently turn me in the air gaining speed with every swing. "Get lost!" He yelled launching me towards the castle. I looked at the roof coming in close to my view. "Aww... Fuck my ass." I braced my self for impact.

Twilight's POV

I was having a nice talk to Celestia about the upcoming Gala. All of my friends were having a nice evening as well. Then a blur of lightning entered through the heavily reinforced roof. Ouch! He hit all the scaffolding on his way down and crashed into the marble floor breaking and ruining it. He was breathing heavily and I saw the pony try to get up. There was a small pool of blood on the floor. He was wearing a tattered jumpsuit with the remains of what looked like a saddlebag. He looked up through to hole in the roof to see a black pony with purple hair flying there.

"Come on Static! Don't tell me your done now?" He summoned a group of Ice spears. That was Static? He began to roll side ways dodging every spear except the last one which he caught.

"I am not fighting you Dream Weaver. I will tell you know to stand down."

"Or what?" Static broke the blade off the spear and unleashed a flurry of blows to Dream sending him to the ground.

"Or you get seriously hurt." He dropped and looked over at us. "Sorry you girls need to see this." I was more worried about him. The guy I love just went flying through a roof and was fighting an Alicorn. The only ponies having a problem was Fluttershy who was hiding behind Applejack and Rarity who was calling Static's torn up jumpsuit a disgrace to fashion.

"I apologize for Dream. Are you alright Static?"

"No, but I'll get over it." He snapped his neck back into place.

"What were you thinking Dream Weaver!" Celestia is trying to back Static up. He was still disoriented. He sat on his hind legs and mouthed to us to watch.

33 minutes later

Celestia was still giving him a life lesson. Never lie to a princess. If she tells you not to fight and you do it... well... go buy yourself some nice armor and a bucket. I was still comforting Static who was enjoying the show.

"I promise to never cause harm against Static Wielder again!" said the now sorry Alicorn. We didn't hear what she said but it was enough to make him cry. He was still wiping the blood from his nose. She gave him a small smack on his head and he got up and walked to Static. "Can you ever forgive me Static Wielder? I just now realized how my mother has been a complete psycho these past years."

"I already have... but can you forgive yourself?" What does that mean?

"What?"

"You have fallen victim to her influence. You believed her lies and have lived the past so many years in darkness. You must forgive yourself first." Just what kind of man is he? I love him already and yet he shows the maturity of an alicorn.

"Also not only are you an idiot of an alicorn but you just got beat up by a unicorn with the most fucked up background out of most ponies. How does that feel?"

"Like shit." Dream responded.

"I shall fix that. When your done with your date tonight with Luna, come find me in Ponyville."

"How did you know about tonight?" Static just laughed and walked toward me. "See you later." He gave me a kiss and teleported.

"Seriously how did he know?"

Blaze's POV

I was in the town square when Static teleported out of nowhere. He was cut up and bruised looking sickly pale.

"Hey Static." I told him

"Where the fuck were you when I needed you!"

"I was in Cloudsdale. Guess who got a job at the Rainbow Factory?"

"Guess who doesn't care?"

"Not you. You totally care."

"Your right. Nice job. Do you know what rainbows taste like?" Uh...

Flashback 57 minutes ago

"Welcome aboard Mr. Blaze. I will be glad to have a pony with your knowledge around here." I lied to get in. Better ask Twilight for books on operating machinery and making rainbows. Speaking of which...

"Excuse me Mister Thunderwing. Do you know what Rainbow's taste like?"

"Try it for yourself." I dipped my hoof in a rainbow batch hearing a few laughs from behind me. I slowly stuck my tongue out and licked it.

"AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH! SPICY!" I had to run to the water fountain

End of flashbacks

"I know you have a spice problem Static so listen to me this once. Don't taste it."

"Is it that bad?"

"It's that bad." I allowed a tear to stroll down my face. He gave me a creepy look like he was scared and slowly walked away.

"Did you get the job?" I heard a certain cyan pegasus with a rainbow mane say.

"I sure did." She gave me a kiss. "Great! We can totally work together."

"You work there?"

"The weather division."

"I'm in the Rainbow Factory."

"It's still great.

Sky's POV

I was helping some construction workers fix a dam.

"Great job son! You should do this more often." I heard on of the workers say.

"I actually need a job. Can I apply for one?" He looked at me and then to the boss.

"You can have one now!" He slapped a yellow helmet on my head.

"Great!"

Forest's POV

I was the owner of the florist shop in Ponyville. I was watering my plants (especially my venus fly trap. Love that thing.) and Static walked in. He had a bad limp and was cut up. *Ding Ding* I heard the desk bell ring.

"Just one minute." I yelled at him and came around to greet him.

"You work here now?"

"I own the place now."

"That's awesome! Can I have some flowers on the house?"

"Why would I do that?"

"Because I got in a fight with a stupid alicorn and he ripped up my saddle bag making me lost all of my bits." Sounded to good to be true.

"Yeah... I suppose I can."

"What is the best romantic flower?"

"Hitting on Twilight are we?" I saw some white tulips. That would only fuck up his day. Why did Sundance name that kid after a flower? It makes no fucking sense.

"How about some Roses?"

"Which kind do you have?"

"Black, Red, and these little violet ones."

"I'll take the purple ones." Wait... Twilight's purple. I know this.

"Alright." I wrapped them up and put some water on them. "Have a good date."

"It's going to be a home date. I can hardly walk as it is. Do you know where Sky is?"

"He's working with the construction crew."

"Alright." He headed to the door. "Thanks a bunch Forest!" He left. I heard an 'Ooh' from outside then a minty green and tan pony walked in.

"Are you the one with these amazing flowers we're hearing about?"

"Yes." Another Customer. Except this one is actually fucking paying!

Static's POV

I walked (limped) back to the Library hoping that I could talk to Spike while I waited for Twilight but he left to visit Zecora.

"What is Twilight's favorite meal?" I've been with the girl for 2 weeks now and I haven't even asked her what she likes to eat yet!

"I'll just make a stew." I make a mean stew. Not the tastiest stew or the best looking, but one of those special home made soups that warms your heart right up. I began to cut up the vegetables and boil the water. When I was done it was still 8'o clock.

I made myself a bowl and as soon as I did Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Forest, Sky, Blaze, Discord, Celestia, Luna, and Dream came in.

"You made us dinner thanks!" said Sky.

"Appreciate it!" said Celestia. Everyone told me thanks and began to eat my stew. This was suppose to be a date! A DATE! Hehehe, I said eat my stew. LOL. It might not be a date, but it's like a family reunion. I'm lovin' it.

The dragons migrate? Like for real? Aw man...

Been busy lately. Had troubles sleeping and think up a story. Then it hit me. Pony and a costume. Pony in a costume. Dragon costume...

Spike walked in the Library as we all ate our dinner. "Guys guys look, tomaro is the great dragon migration!"

"That epic." I told him. The entire table was quit when he told us. I poured him a bowl of soup and slid it across the table to him.

"What's this?" he asked.

"It's soup. Try it!" I know it looks weird but it's pretty damn good. Even Rarity like it. Said it's bland appearance hides a good taste that the beautiful soups don't deserve.

"I'd rather stick with my gems." He pushed it back. I gave him the saddest puppy dog face I could muster. It was bad. I even had tears forming. "Fine I'll try it." I smiled and pushed it back.

"It's pretty good actually!"

"Thank you." Mission accomplished.

"Let's watch the migration tomaro!" said Twilight.

"I can't." said Celestia.

"Already seen it." said Discord.

"I need my sleep." said Luna.

"Dragons scare me." both said Dream Weaver and Fluttershy. Everyone else wanted to see it. Myself included.

The next day

I was waiting outside of Fluttershy's cottage skipping stones across some puddles. Sky gave me a challenged accepted look and threw a rock sending all the water everywhere. I looked at him with my mouth agape and he said "Close enough."

"I said NO!" I heard Fluttershy scream who jumped back and stomped on Rainbow Dash. I watched her go out her window and run away.

"She doesn't like dragons huh?" I asked Forest.

"No she does not." We both went inside to help up Rainbow Dash. She got up and dusted her self off. I looked at my friends. "Gentlemen... Montage!" We all went into different places and putted on some camouflage. I wasn't much of a helmet person since I felt uncomfortable leaving my face behind so I put on an army hat. Forest made a simple yet effective gillie suit. Sky was wearing a green hoodie which was effective when he put leaves on it.

"You 3 go dig a trench." commanded Twilight. We all saluted her and ran out in front of Ponyville to start digging.

"Let me... tell you guys... something" I had to stop during my sentence for each time I hit the ground I with a shovel.

"There is nothing... more attractive than... Ergh! ... A woman who you must salute to every morning."

"You salute to Twilight all the time!" said Sky.

"Exactly." I told him. It was mostly true!

"I've heard that before..." said Forest.

"A Few Good Men." I told him.

"More like A Few Good Stallions." he responded.

"No..." I began digging up the steps "... We're the few good stallions."

"I like the sound of that." We watched as the girls began running towards us.

"Good job fellas!" said Applejack.

"'Preciate it." I said in my best southern accent.

"Sugarcube, never do that again."

"Yes ma'am." Twilight handed us all goggles. Then a red carpet rolled out from town. It just happened to be stuffed with confetti.

"Who says camouflage can't look beautiful?"

"That's great Rarity." Twilight made the carpet and confetti disappear with magic. "But don't give our position away."

We all watched the dragons fly by. Unstoppable creatures. Yet we admire them. Probably out of fear.

"They're not all that great." said Rainbow Dash smugly. Then two dragons got in a tussle in the air and one breathed fire at us. We all ducked except Rainbow Dash. All I did was laugh.

"What do you think of 'em now Dash?" said Applejack.

"They're more terrifying." Spike came up offering us treats and tea. I took some tea while Sky and Forest stuffed themselves with cookies

"Yes we are. So watch out!" Glad to see the kid in a happy attitude.

"Yeah Spike that's the scariest apron I have ever seen!" said Rainbow Dash. Happy moment gone.

"I like it." I said trying to back him up.

"So what If Spike-Wikey doesn't behave like a dragon?" That's right.

"I don't act like a dragon?" Here we go again. Time for an adventure right. At about 11'o clock Spike kept on talking to himself. It was enough to annoy Twilight. "Ugh... I don't know Spike. I got you as an egg. I don't know anything about where you came from." He got on the floor and began to cry. She looked at me and I nodded. I cut the light on.

"I'm sure we can find something in a book." Said Twilight.

"You would do that for me?"

"Of course." I was still too tired to talk.

9 hours later

"I can't believe there isn't anything on dragons." said Twilight.

"I might as well forget it." He was about to cry again.

"Don't lose hope Spike." I comforted him.

"I'm sure we can find something." He began to pack a net.

"I will. I need to go on my own."

"What?" I heard Rarity and Rainbow Dash. "You can't go! Your crazy!"

"Spike darling, please think about this." begged Rarity. Her face was sad enough to get me to do anything she wanted.

"I have to. I have no choice." He ignored her face? This kid has balls! Rainbow Dash still tried to stop him. Twilight appeared between them and separated them with her magic. "Stop this!" I opened the door for Spike. Twilight stopped for a second to think and then handed Spike his net which he packed.

"Twilight are you mad!" said Rarity.

"Spike needs to learn about this. On his own."

"That's right." I gave him a small noogie. "Just make sure to come back Spike. We're your family."

"Thanks guys." We all stood on the porch to wave him goodbye.

"We're still following him right?" said Rarity.

"Of course." said Twilight.

3 hours later

We followed Spike for a while now. I was in one of Rarity's dragon costumes with Sky and Forest. Rarity was in the other costume with RD and Twilight. They had a pink bow and we had a blue bandana around our neck. I was the head since I couldn't fly. Also I weight the least out of us.

"Get ready to climb guys." I whispered to them.

"All right." whispered Sky.

"How come I'm not the head?" complained Forest.

"Do you want a fire ball to hit you in the face pony of the forest?"

"No."

"Thought so." Unlike the girls we kept on our camouflage.

"Quiet!" said Rainbow Dash. We made it to the top of the volcano to see Spike in the crater talking to a bunch of teenage dragons who were picking on him.

"Keep our cover Static." Whispered Forest.

"Alright. Twilight!" I whispered for her attention.

"Yes?"

"How are suppose to help him?"

"I haven't thought that far ahead yet."

We made our way down to Spike. The dragons were still picking on him. The red one said belching contest and immediately they all lined up so we stayed behind with the dragons not participating. They continued to burp different shades of fire till the big one burped sending a large flamethrower our way. Twilight and I both ducked. Our costumes were fine.

"Your digging in my back." Whispered Sky.

"Sorry. I'm Sorry!" I got back up. To see Spike cough up one of Celestia's scrolls to which the dragons laughed at him for it and threw the scroll in the fire. Twilight was pissed.

"Calm down baby." I told her.

"I know but that might have been important."

The red one was making some more jokes then said "What if your a pony in a dragon costume?" all the others were laughing and the grey one leaned up on me.

"Can you believe it? A pony in a dragon costume! HAHAHA!"

"Shit..." was all I could say. Then they had a tail wrestling contest. "Who wants to beat Spike?" said the leader.

"I will." said Twilight.

"Who are these two dragons?" said the red one.

"Maybe they're Crackle's cousins?" We all watched the green dragon kick his leg and growl making certain noises similar to one with special education.

"Makes sense." Phew... dodged another bullet. After about 4 hours of this charade we followed Spike into the woods at night. They were going to smash a couple of phoenix eggs.

"We have to stop them!" I told my friends.

"How do you plan to do that?"

"I don't know. Let's wait for Twilight to appear." We watched Spike run away from the parents but the parents returned to their nest when they saw the teens trying to take their hatched chicks. One egg fell down and Spike got it. After a few minutes the teens returned.

"Whoa! You actually got an egg? What are you waiting for? Smash it!" Come on Spike, Please don't do it! Please! Phoenix's are cool man. Don't smash that egg!

"No!" said Spike.

"What did you say?"

"I said NO! Why smash it if it's just a sweet little egg."

"That does it!" They were about to jump him so we got out of the bushes. Luckily Twilight and her friends made it.

"Leave him alone!"

"Or what?" said the red dragon. We took off our costumes.

"What are a bunch of puny ponies going to do?"

"I'm more of a fashionable pony but TOUCH ONE OF HIS SPIKES AND I WILL WIPE THE FLOOR WITH YOU!" Nice one Rarity.

"Bring it then." Sky picked me up. "Ready?"

"Ready!" He launched me and I quickly jumped between the three dragons like a pinball kicking them each time. I jumped back to let Forest put them in a vine jail.

"That will hold them..." They burned their way through. "... for a... while... RUN!" all 7 of us began to run. They chased us for some time till Twilight teleported us back to Ponyville.

"Are you guys okay?" she asked us.

"We're fine. How about you Spike?" said Sky.

"You guys were right. I want to be hear with my family." He had tears in his eyes. D'AAWWW! The girls have him a hug and we all brohoofed him.

"It's what we do Spike." I told him.

"Now let's get home. It's late."

"Fluttershy is probably worried sick." said Forest who jumped into the ground and appeared at Fluttershy's.

"I need to check in on Pinkie." said Sky.

"Alright guys, buy!" I said the buy in my best Crackle impersonation. Twilight gave me a small kick.

"Hey..." Before I could complain she gave me a large kiss. "Thank you for being there for us Static. We wouldn't have made it far without your survival instincts to get us there." It wasn't much. Just hydras and cliffs. Not much to it.

"Welcome." I gave her a return kiss. I picked up Spike and teleported all 5 of us to town

"Goodnight girls!" I yelled at them. "Goodnight!" they responded. Spike passed out on my back. D'AAWWW! I levitated him and his egg so I wouldn't drop them. Twilight and I made it home where we put the egg in a basket, put it on a desk, put Spike on the couch, and headed off for bed.

"I learned a new move." Twilight said lustfully before throwing me, I mean LITERALLY throwing me, onto the bed.

"Oh my..." I cut the lights off and pulled her on top of me. It was a good night to be me.

It appears my future has just been revealed... Parenting!

This is going to be the chapter where Static finally decides to stay in Ponyville for good.

I was knocking on the door to the bathroom. I have been fucking WAITING for 9 minutes now!

"Twilight hurry up! Like right now would be great!"

"I'm sorry. Just a minute."

"Just another minute... It's okay! I'm going lumberjack!" I told her racing out the door.

Twilight's POV

It wasn't my fault I was in the bathroom for so long. I didn't want Static to know I was using a pregnancy test. It may have taken 12 minutes but my day was brightened when I saw the large red '+'. I'm Pregnant!

"I'm done!" I yelled out of the bathroom door. When I opened it, he was gone. About 12 seconds later he walked back inside the Library.

"Static I have some great news!" I can't wait to tell him! This is so exciting!

"You got out of the bathroom finally?" he asked.

"No... I'm pregnant!" His face was of pure amazement. It was like his entire life flashed before his eyes.

"I'm... going to be a daddy?"

"Yes." He began to walk to the door. On no! He's running away!

"I'm going to be a DAD!" he began to yell to the world. I guess he was so happy.

"Twilight..." he turned to me. "I have never been in so much love with you right now." He's only been here for 5 weeks now but I hope he's here to stay.

"I love you too."

"And I promise to be the best dad I can manage. At least better than mine. Except my human father... he was actually pretty decent... But that's not the point."

"I'm glad your so happy about this. For a moment I thought you were going to run away."

"What? What kind of guy does that? That's horrible..."

"I'm sorry! I don't mean any harm."

"I know. But you should no I will never leave you Twilight." He really means it! This is the best day ever!

Static's POV

3 hours later

I was reading as many books as I could about being a good father. I couldn't find one. All I could find was 'How to get rid of babies fast!' or 'Be the best damn abusive father you can be.' I wasn't in Twilight's Library. I was in the Canterlot Library.

"This fucking sucks." I said to myself. "SHH!" said the Librarian on the other side of the library. This place wasn't going to help me so I left.

"Hmm... While I'm out I could find a job. Now I have a kid to support." These are the jobs that were offered to me that I turned down.

Prostitution

The Royal Butt Scratchier

Mall Santa.

These are the 3 jobs which I am considering.

Mail Pony.

Personal Guard.

Frycook.

Well I promised myself I would try to never be a guard again so that crosses out number 2 and I hate fast food so no number 3. Mail Pony it is!

"I see your resume Mr. Wielder. What makes you think you would be a good mail pony in Ponyville?" said the brown unicorn in front of me. He had a pair of spectacles and short gray He had scars on his face and was bigger than Sky. He is the definition of fear.

"I know everyone, I know where everyone lives, and I get along with everybody."

"It says here you were once a guard?" I only told him that.

"Yes sir. I know how to handle myself."

"Then I think I'll give you the job!"

"Great! What's the pay?"

"60 bits an hour." Not bad. Not bad.

"Then you got a deal." We shook our hooves. He put a hat on my head and threw a saddlebag on me. How did he do that?

"I did it by putting it on you with your guard down."

"Alright... wait what?" Did he just read my mind?

"I didn't read your mind." he told me.

"Alright! Wait a minute..." He busted out laughing. I decided to read his mind. I know that spell by the way. When I did it I heard what sounded like a boxing match.

"You a boxer?" I asked him.

"How did you know?"

"I didn't read your mind." I lied.

"I was when I was human."

"So your like that too huh? You died and as it turned out you have always been a pony?"

"Yes. I take it same thing happened to you?"

"That is correct." I held out a brohoof. "I'm Static Wielder."

He accepted it and said "I'm Flash Boom."

"Why..." He didn't let me finish as he made a sudden thunder boom with lights shooting in all directions. It was an amazing spell. However I was blinded for god knows how long.

"It's not a spell." What the fuck?

"That's rude Flash." I told him

"Ah ah ah... call me boss." He said with a smirk.

"May I call you Flash?"

"Request approved."

"Awaiting confirmation." I told him.

"Call me Flash, over."

"Affirmative, over." We both ended up laughing over such a small event.

"When do I begin?" I asked him.

"Now!" He stuffed my bags with mail and kicked me out his door.

"Oh... Congratulations on the baby." He closed the door. I saw Twilight across the street. She blew a kiss towards me as to which I dramatically accepted it.

"I got a job!" I yelled at her.

"Get to work!" yelled Flash and I was off running down to every mailbox. I did it all in 48 minutes.

"Not bad for a first day Static." said Flash. "I'm actually impressed. Now for the next 6 hours we just hang out and organize mail for the next day. We also do express runs."

"What are those?"

"You run across the country to deliver a package. I've seen you run. You can do it."

"I guess." We sat at the table and just relaxed. It felt good to just sit down and talk to a new friend. I just met him and yet I know we will get close. We were having funny moments about our human days.

"There was this one time when my friends and I got blamed for stealing a trophy from our school so we ended up fighting the cops. I'm immune to the harmful ways of pepper spray by the way." I told Flash.

"Bear Mace?"

"A tangy pepper spray."

"Tazer?"

"I wish I could say it doesn't affect me. But how do you get use to having lightning go through your body?" I told him.

"So you guys were pretty young when you bit the dust eh?"

"Yeah we were. School ended for us about 5 years ago... well... not us but the humans."

"I get ya. I was pretty young. I actually was about to ask this girl I met to marry me." Flash told me. Oh no...

"I'm sorry to hear that Flash. Maybe she came here with us."

"Maybe."

"Don't lose hope Flash. I lost hope once and something bad happened."

"What happened?"

"My mom died."

"Here or in human world."

*sigh* "Both." It hurts to talk about it.

"Sorry to bring it up."

"No worries. I was just a kid. Now I'm a young adult."

"Quite. Also you have a beautiful pony to date and a child on the way."

"I just thought about something. I know I've been here for a while but I need to ask her something."

"What?"

"Well she's pregnant and is also the best woman to ever be with me. I should ask her to marry me soon."

"When?"

"Maybe in a month. Just enough time for us to settle down. I mean our love happened so quickly!"

"Tell me about it."

"Tell you what?"

"Shotgun wedding."

"Yikes... I'm sorry?"

"I'm not." Awkward.

"Way to ruin my moment there champ."

"Anytime." We played cards, made fun of every single flaw in town, and then we just had a great idea! We put two chairs on the porch. We make a comment on every thing that happens. (MST3K)

The large manly white pony from 'Hurricane Fluttershy' came by.

"We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese." I said.

"Big McLargeHuge."

"Splint Chesthair."

"Buff Hardback."

"Bob Johnson... oh wait." We both chuckled as we kept it up till someone stopped and yelled. "What are you two doing?"

"Enjoying nature at her finest!" I yelled in my Irish accent. That was the only accent I could do. I could convince you I was Irish.

"Whatever." Flash laughed as she shrugged us off. It was nice.

"Who are you?" I heard behind me. I turned to see a grey pony with blonde hair and cross way eyes.

"I'm the new recruit. Static Wielder at yer services." I forgot to drop my Irish accent.

"You an emigrant?"

"No."

"Whatever. I'm Derpy Hooves." D'AWWW! It's any bronies dream come true. I'm meeting Derpy for the first time though. I've been here for 5 weeks and I totally forgot her.

Intermission Author's Notes.

Yes, I am using Derpy's name. I don't care what anypony says. Her name is Derpy Hooves and I'll be damned if I call her something else. If you have a problem with this... don't blame me. I thought about using Ditzy Doo but It's kinda too late. If you watched 'The Last Roundup.' then you would understand. ~ Static.

"Hi Derp." I heard Flash. I love that name so much!

"Hi boss." He bowed to her.

"Get that delivery done?"

"Yes."

"Excellent job Derpy! Static! Go get her a muffin!"

"Yea! Wait What?"

"Banana Nut please."

"I-I Yeah but but I don't WHAT?" Flash pushed me outside. I didn't even see him move. Ah... I get it. The Flash in his name is starting to show itself. I made my way down to the Pinkie's but the Cakes greeted me.

"Static? Your the new mail pony?" said Mrs. Cake.

"Yes I am." She gave me a nod. "Then you did a wonderful job this morning. I got all of the packages I ordered."

"I'm glad. Can I please ask you for a Banana Nut muffin to go?"

"Of course. You never stop by much. Not a sweets kind of guy huh?"

"I don't have a sweet tooth."

"Your friends do."

"Hehehe... That they do. Where's Mr. Cake?"

"He's delivering a cake."

"I see." She handed me the muffin. "Oh one more thing Mr. Wielder."

"Yes ma'am?"

"You had better take care of Twilight. I love her like a daughter." She said in a deep and serious tone.

"Yes Ma'am!" I am so scared right now. Never piss off mama bear. I was out of there!

"Bye dear!" she said as I left. I hurried back to The Post as I nicknamed it. The name of our actual company was Flash Deliveries. I couldn't complain. He's bigger than me. To think that my family here in Equestria owned a mail company. Here I am working for another one. Irony?

"Your back fast." said Derpy. She and Flash were both surprised by me. "Hey, you look like you ran for your life." said Flash.

"I did." I gave Derpy here muffin as to which she savored it. Flash threw me a small pouch of money. "Here's your first payment."

"Nice 400 bits huh?"

"How did you guess that?" asked Derpy.

"I did the math. I use to be an engineer."

"A what?"

"A special name for a math expert." I lied. Again.

"Oh... Well that's nice."

"Yep. I need to go. Which days do I work?"

"Derpy takes Monday through Wednesday morning shifts. You take night shifts. On Thursday through Saturday you do morning shifts Static. Understood?"

"And were closed on Sunday?"

"Like always."

"Alright Understood." we brohoofed and I headed outside. "By Flash."

"By Static."

"How come he doesn't have to call you boss?" said Derpy.

"He knows me better than you." She just gave him a confused look and went home.

I made it back to the Library and took my saddlebag and hat off. Spike laughed at how I was a mail pony. I asked him why it was funny and he said.

"Well Twilight said that your family owned the first and best mail company in the past and how much you hated it. Now your a mail pony!" Spike doesn't know how to keep his fucking mouth shut and not tell the truth. He causes so much trouble with that mouth.

"That's not funny. Not at all." He'll learn though. If he doesn't then somepony is going to correct that. Twilight gave him a small kick in the back. "Ow what was that for?!"

"Spike what did I tell you?"

"That my mouth will get me in trouble."

"Yes now stop talking." I walked over to her and handed her my money pouch. "Here is my first pay."

"Not bad Static. 400?"

"Yeah."

"This will keep us busy for a while." I told her my schedule.

"Not bad." She told me. I looked at her as she left for the closet.

"I know this may be weird but I know what clothes you like to wear Static." Is she giving me her clothes?

"I picked you up this today." It was a large black cloak. It was perfect. "I know your jumpsuit and vest were destroyed so I bought you a coat for days you might want it."

"Thank you so so so much!" I was loving this day so much. I actually bought her something as well. When I was delivering I found a guy that sells you stars. Can you believe it? He actually used his magic to ignite it in the sky so now Twilight's Star will appear every single day!

"Come with me." I asked her. I put on my cloak and brought her outside with me. We both looked up to see a large violet star in the sky among the other white ones.

"That is your star Twilight. I got you a star for a surprise present." She was speechless. Her eyes were doing that adorable sparkle thingy and tears were streaming from her joyous eyes. She pulled me in for a tight hug. When I tried to accept it she pushed me when I had my guard down to lay on top of me in the grass. We rolled down the hill laughing and playing. We stopped at the bottom and we were laying side by side watching her star.

"What do you think?" I asked her.

"It is the most amazing gift I have ever gotten Static!" I hope she doesn't mean it.

"I'm glad that you love it. I just thought that since you like to daydream alot, why not put you in the stars?" she giggled and I pulled her close to me. We just enjoyed our moment.

"Now when ever you look at the sky at night... You'll think about us." She gave me a kiss. It wasn't like the other kisses. This was a true love kiss. Our heart beats were synchronous and out horns glowed. It was truly the best day for us.

Hurricane Stallions

I am kinda disappointed that whenever I look at the fucking top of the page to see the new stories that mine never appeared but I see one that says... Scootaloo's Penis Adventure... guess I won't be needing to explain that to you. Anyways I don't think enough people are enjoying this. ~ Static

Forest's POV

I was busy watering my plants when Sky walked.

"Hey Forest. RD was dropping these off." He handed me a pamphlet.

"What?"

"Were suppose to help with the hurricane. To get water to Cloudsdale."

"Get Static to do it."

"He doesn't have wings. And he's not allowed near Cloudsdale. Remember?" I put my pale down and turned the open sign to closed.

"Alright. I need something to do." Sky and I walked out. Like he said, a storm of pegasus made their way to the Library. I saw RD push Static out while he was brushing his teeth. He was still confused and looked like he just woke up. RD asked us to hurry into the Library and then she left. She came back with Fluttershy in a tree costume. Static had to wait outside.

After Rainbow Dash's speech

"Are you ponies with me?"

"Yeah!" we screamed.

"YYEEAAGGGHHHH!" screamed the large buff white pony. Fluttershy whispered to me that she wanted to leave so I opened the door for her. I took Rainbow a few minutes to notice she was gone.

"Fluttershy..." She looked angry and stormed out of the building. The other pegasus, us included, went to the track to train up. Static was still confused but I saw him put on his mail hat and saddlebag. When we got their Rainbow had managed to drag Fluttershy out. Twilight came up with the little contraption she made. She gave us an explanation on how it measured wing power. Everyone was confused except me and Sky. Spike told them all it measured wing power but in a simple way than Twilight's.

I saw a few ponies try it out. I decided why not and to test it out. When I went past it I heard Twilight.

"12.6 Wingpower!"

"Is that good?"

"That's great!"

"Oh... good." I watched Sky zoom pass me. Twilight began to measure his wing power.

"14.4 Wingpower!"

"Nice one bro..." we began our traditional handshake when Fluttershy started to fly. She was doing it slow and scared. (hehehe like in bed.) but I heard a few giggles towards her which caused her to slow down immediately. She has stage freight?

"Uhh..." Twilight began to measure the machine. She whispered to Rainbow. "Tell her. Let her down am gently."

"Good job Fluttershy. You got .6." Fluttershy smiled until Spike said "Isn't that like below 1?" Twilight smacked him and Fluttershy was heartbroken. A few more people laughed at her and she stormed off.

"Sky wait here!" I have to comfort her. Rainbow beat me to her. "So a few punks decided to laugh at you... Is that any reason to quit?"

"YES!" Fluttershy told her with tears running down her face. I guess it truly hurt her.

"Come on Shy." I gave her a hug. "Don't think that way. If you do then you won't get over yourself."

"I know Forest. I need some time alone."

"Okay Fluttershy. I understand. Come find me when your ready." She nodded and ran toward her cottage.

We continued to train. I was flying in circles and Sky was lifting a 1000 pound weight. We saw Spitfire from the Wonderbolts come down to meet us. Twilight also came in with a bigger machine to measure the power of the Hurricane we are going to be making.

"Hey Forest." I heard Sky. "Look down the road." We saw Fluttershy walking towards us accompanied by her animals. She got to the track and stormed off pretty fast. When she got to the little fan Spike just looked at her and said. "2.5"

"Only 2.5? But I worked so hard!" She was sad again.

"That's a huge improvement for you Fluttershy." I told her.

"I guess so. But I won't be able to help with the hurricane."

"Don't say that." I heard Rainbow. "You can always help."

"Thanks Dash."

2 hours later

We all lined up to start the hurricane. Sky looked at me like he was ready to dominate. I wasn't going to take it easy either... I just wish that Fluttershy could help. Rainbow Dash was giving one of those speeches that you often here from a military Sargent or Officer. When she told us to go, we all slipped on our goggles and began our pattern.

"You okay Sky?" I asked him.

"No, The turbulence is unstable. If these ponies don't get synchronous like right now, then the hurricane isn't going to last."

"I understand." Just then a pegasus below us got tired and fell. He knocked down most of the other pegasai so to avoid any harm, Sky and I stopped. We looked around to see ponies everywhere.

"Come on guys!" I heard Rainbow. "Let's try this again!"

"Rainbow think about what your doing." I heard Twilight. "Keep this up and somepony will get hurt."

"I don't care. If I'm going down. I'm going down flying. Whose with me?" We all cheered. I looked down to see Fluttershy. I waved to her and she blushed and waved back.

"Concentrate Forest." I heard Rainbow. We all began to form the hurricane again. I saw Static at the bottom with Twilight and Fluttershy.

Static's POV

"What gives Shy? You did that wicked fast nose dive to save that baby bird yesterday!"

"I know but this is performing. I can't perform at all. I get frightened." Aww... I know I'm going to regret this. I looked down at a baby duck.

"And you would do this well if it meant saving the life of an animal?"

"Yes why?"

"No reason." I made sure she watched me pick up the duck. I gave her my cynical smile. I chucked the baby duck into the hurricane leaving Twilight and Spike's mouth agape. Fluttershy quickly stormed into the hurricane after it.

"Good luck!" I yelled.

Forest's POV

I saw Fluttershy come flying past me. She was faster than Rainbow. She slowed down and flew beside me at an even pace. Oddly enough she was holding a baby duck. She looked around and gasped.

"It worked. Static got me to fly!" He is a lifesaver.

"How did he do that?" I asked her.

"He threw this baby duck in here knowing I would go after it." He WHAT!

"He WHAT!" I swear I though it in my head and that came out of my mouth. Huh.

"I don't know but I feel better flying with you though." I heard Twilight yell "980! Keep it going!" Was Fluttershy really going that fast?! Holy Shit! Sky and I decided to put it in overdrive. Everything around us sounded like a race of NASCAR.

"990 Wingpower." I gritted my teeth and watched the water go by me. The coolness of it helped me relax and pick up the pace.

"1100! We broke the record!" Oh my god we did it! I can't believe this! We slowed down realizing that the water made it to Cloudsdale.

"Congratulations Rainbow Dash. You broke the record and showed guts!" said Spitfire.

"Thanks but the credit goes to my number 1 flyers. Fluttershy, Forest Breeze, and Sky Glider." said Rainbow Dash.

"Oh... Okay then... Welcome to the Wonderbolts guys!" We all laughed at Rainbow's face.

"No thank you." I told her.

"Not going to happen." Said Sky.

"Rainbow deserves it." said Fluttershy.

"I know. Come to Cloudsdale for training tomaro at 9'o clock. Welcome aboard Rainbow Dash." Rainbow was so happy! She gave us a fangirl squeal which was rare for her and accepted it.

"You couldn't have done it without Static throwing that duck in." said Spike. He gave him a hard smack on the back of his head. Fluttershy gave Static the Stare. We all had to look away. After about 3 minutes of her giving him a lecture he just stared at her. He didn't blink or twitch. He took her message about treating animals right and not hurting others like it was a message from GOD!

"Alright Fluttershy." He gave Spike another smack. "Alright. I understand." He just walked away as if she was about to kill him.

"Just take it easy." He reassured her. Then the smile came back to his face as if he forgot what she said already.

"I'm sorry for... um... raising my voice at you." Fluttershy quietly said. He just picked her up and gave her a hug.

"It's all good Shy!" I pushed him back so she would give me a hug.

"She's mine Static."

"It's okay Forest. I got one of my own." He said putting a arm around Twilight.

"I just thought about something." Said Sky. "I haven't seen Pinkie in days."

"Really?" said Static.

"Yeah. She said something about Cupcakes." Oh NO! Why did you have to date her Sky?

"What!" said Static. He gave me a worried look. "Haven't you ever read that story?"

"No." said Sky. "What's it about?" Static sighed and took him away from all the other ponies cheering on Fluttershy. After 15 minutes Sky came out with a similar face to Static's when Fluttershy gave him the stare.

"Hey Sky!" said Pinkie Pie jumping from the crowd of ponies. "Wanna Cupcake?" Static took off towards Twilight. I just slowly backed away.

"Uh..." Sky could not just walk out of this. "... No?"

"Okey-doki loki." She went to the crowd. "Hey Rainbow Dash Wanna Cupcake?"

"Sure Pinks." They both ate one and gave each other a smile. Guess it was just a normal cupcake after all. I just thought about something. Where the hell is Lucas? I mean Heat Blaze?

Meanwhile at the Cloudsdale Rainbow Factory.

'WHEWWWWHEWwww WHEWWWHEWwww" The factory alarms went off. Seconds later a large rainbow nuke cloud formed and a large boom was heard. All the ponies inside were char coaled and coughing.

"*cough cough* Blaze your fired! *cough cough*." said the boss.

"Sweet!" He said. On his way out a secretary was holding a few folders which he smacked out from her hooves. He pushed over all the gumball machines and kicked down every door.

"I'm free!" He took off flying.

"What a looney." said the boss.

What time is it? It's ... Time! for time realated somethings... Time.

I must work on my chapter naming skills or I will even confuse my self. Thank you fair and modest bronies for giving me awesome comments to brighten my day. I shall thank you the space marine brony and Mobius. It really can make someone happy. And you have given that to me. Happyness. That and more reason to write! ~ Static.

"Hey guys what time is it?" said Sky.

"It's..." I looked at the clock. "Its... 9:05."

"NO ITS ADVENTURE TIME!" said Sky.

"No it's really 9:05 Sky. Look at the fucking clock. Does it say adventure?"

"I does not Static but I don't see..."

"Then Don't act Stupid!"

"Don't hate that show."

"I don't. It just has nothing with this story. Except the chapter title."

Actual story begins.

On Earth

I was sprinting into a corridor dodging as many bullets as possible as I kept my head down. I was trying to escape from a group of Raiders. It wouldn't have been so bad If I had someone like Dustin or Kelly hear. Or even Brandon. He was a tank. The Kevlar vest on my chest kept me alive though the bullets stung like fuck.

"Come on out hear Ms. Kronor. We promise that we only want to sell you." I had a stupid fucking bounty on my head for a bar fight in New Lexington. These assholes won't let you go just like that either. That's what the apocalypse does. It changes you. I was going to be a doctor but now I'm a warrior. I pulled my 38. caliber hunting rifle from the sling around my shoulder. I took 3 shots and nailed 4 dudes. Those makeshift helmets don't protect worth shit. This whole fucking apocalypse has everyone divided up. There's a side of Order. There's the side of Rebels like these worthless shits! *Bang* there goes another and also everyone else is a zombie.

"Kay come in." I heard on my radio. I pulled a headset out of my duster. "Joe where are you guys!" I asked.

"I got them all out. You need to leave now!"

"Why?"

"Just trust me. Now is preferable good though." GAWD what a snob.

I ran back the other way. I got back in to the school which I took cover in. I hated this place. It was an elementary school but all the kids became zombies. You know when someones a zombie when they get the munchies after you hug them. I got in the air vent, which was the only safe way to get around and made my way to the back.

"Joe answer me! Did you get Sheri out?"

"Yes but she's in bad shape."

"What did those raiders do to her?"

"Do you really want the detail." She was crying in the background.

"No, I can hear her from hear. What's happening?"

"The Order's here." We didn't side with the Order or the Rebels. They both hunt each other or us scavengers. Then a large explosion went off knocking me from the vents. I landed on my chest. "*cough* Ow... dammit." I think I crushed a lung. Who said boobs were a good thing? They didn't cushion the blow but they do keep men on their toes. I guess that is a good thing. I crawled outside to see the Order holding Joe and Sheri captive. The Raiders were across from them striking a deal?! Then the Raider's gave them a briefcase of money and the Order gave them my friends. The Raiders were happy to get Sheri back but they did something I didn't want to see. They took 4 motorcycles and wrapped chains around Joe's arms and legs.

"Let's have some fun shall we?" said the leader. On cue the cycles tore him up. His guts now littering the already blood stained sand.

"NNOOO!" I couldn't help but yell. They all saw me on the floor while too weak to get up or pull out my sidearm.

"Looks like we got our pay boys!" I decided to do the one thing I could. As one forced me into a kiss and another tried to pull down my pants I reached up grabbed the red heart shaped grenade in my breast pocket.

"Hey fuckers." I told them pulling the pin.

"It's a fucking Holiday." The explosion tore us all to bits. The shrapnel hit most of the other raiders and the remaining 5 ran away. Sheri was luckily unharmed. As for me... well... I don't call missing an arm and my legs lucky. Unless If you live from it. Different story.

"Hold on please Kay!" Sheri cried while trying to comfort me. "I can't lose you!"

"Here Sheri..." I gave her all the money we had and I also handed her my SIG P226 with about 9 clips. My hunting rifle was destroyed. "... Promise me you will make it to Rivet Palisade. I promised your *cough cough* dad..." It was getting hard to breath.

"Kay..." here come the waterworks.

"Promise... me..." I couldn't help but cry. I just got Joe killed, poor kid god bless his soul, and now I'm sending a woman who can barely take care of herself to walk 7 miles to home.

"I will. I promise."

"Good... K-k i d..." I felt like something was pulling me away from her. I then felt something soft. I also felt a heartbeat. When I opened my eyes I saw I was in a brightly colored and vivid town. Before i could say anything I began coughing blood. I didn't know my eyes were closing again but they did. I blacked out. How professional.

Static's POV

I was doing my deliveries. "Let's see... Berry Punch... Lyra... Rainbow Dash..." I was organized with my bags. Then a large shadow covered me from the sun's view. I thought it was Rainbow who wanted to save me the trouble of getting mail to her house. I looked up to see a falling pony.

"HOLY SHIT!" I, of course being the hero and all, decided to catch her. "Here I come to save the dame." I got the poor pony before she died. It was a mare like I guessed. She was a light grey with red hair  unkempt in a messy way similar to mine. She had a cutie mark of a heart guarded by two swords. When she woke up she had these green eyes that could daze you for a long time. Before I could say 'Hello.' and all she went into this coughing fit. It was bad. You know when it's bad if they cough up blood.

"Hey hey!" I waved my hoof. "Stay with me." she fainted. "Shit." I looked over to see Flash who I guess saw her fall.

"Flash, go get Redheart!" He ran towards Ponyville hospital. She wasn't breathing.

"Oh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck... Forgive me Twilight." She came up from behind me.

"For what?" I put my front hooves on her chest and began pushing trying to get her lungs working.

"Come on breath dammit!" I opened her mouth and took a deep breath. Yes I did CPR. Let's be professional about this.

"What are you doing?!" Twilight screamed while almost fainting.

"I'm giving her CPR. Come on!" I began to push my hooves again when she started coughing. After a little bit she breathed slowly in and out. I picked her up on my back.

"I said sorry Twilight."

"You saved her life Static! I'm not sorry. What does CPR mean?"

"Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation."

"I see. You learn that in the army?"

"No, I learned it when I was human."

"Oh. That's still impressive." Then the unconscious pony and my back coughed blood on me.

"Oh man... Stay with me!" Nurse Redheart greeted me soon and I gave the pony to her.

"Check her lungs!" I yelled. "They might be full of blood!"

"Why?" yelled Redheart.

"Because I think she has a broken rip that pierced one." I don't know that. I just wanted to make sure the nurse did a full check up on this kid.

3 hours later

Kay's POV

"Ungh..." I tried to yell. I know I just died. Bet it feels like I died just a minute ago. I awoke to see I was in a hospital. I looked down to see the bandages but but but... I'm a pony!

"HELP!" I yelled. Maybe someone gave me a hallucinogen. Then a nurse pony walked in. "Don't move sweetie. You are in no condition. 3 broken ribs and a fractured leg. Your a very lucky pony." She gave me a smile.

"Where am I? Why is this happening!"

"Is what happening?"

"I'm a pony! Since when the hell was I a cute talking pony? NEVER!"

"Calm down sweetie. You must have hit your head pretty hard. Good thing Static was there."

"WHO?"

"The pony that saved your life. From the report he gave me he caught you while you fell from the sky and gave you a CPR? I think that's how he pronounced it."

"So your telling me I fell from the sky, got saved, and was given medical aid?"

"Basically." Well If I received aid then I must not be hallucinating.

"Okay then."

"What's your name?" I hear a voice in my head. Voice in your head + killer headache = worse headache. All it said was Brave Heart.

"I'm Brave Heart." WHY DID I FUCKING SAY THAT? WHAT THE FUCK! FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK!

"Well Heart I'd say that a few more days in hear and you will be fine."

"Thank you."

"Oh Static want's to talk to you." the nurse left and an orange pony walked in. He had a large bloodstain on his neck.

"Are you okay?" I asked him. He gave me a questioned look and noticed the blood stain.

"Oh this is actually your blood. You puked on me when I carried you." He shut the door and windows so no one could hear us. His voice is so familiar.

"Alright... Were you Sky Diving or did you just die and wake up hear?" he asked me.

"The second one."

"I see. You survived the apocalypse?"

"I did. For about 7 months now."

"Seven months? It's only been weeks here. I'm Static Wielder. But you probably want my human name. I was Dustin Shafer." I knew I heard his voice from before. It's DUSTY!

"Dusty! It's me *cough cough* oh... got a little excited there. Kay? Remember?"

"KAY! It's you? For reals?"

"For reals." He gave me a hug. It was comfortable with his coat rubbing mine. It was like the bear hug you always wanted to receive but probably was scared by the big hairy man. This was tolerable though.

"Its great that your here! The entire group is here!"

"You mean Kelly, Luke, and Brandon?"

"Yes. Except Kelly is Forest Breeze. Luke is Heat Blaze. Brandon is Sky Glider. And I am Static."

"I heard a voice tell me to tell that nurse pony that my name was 'Brave Heart.' Why is that?" I told her everything. About the whole 'we have always been ponies thing.' It took her a minute but she understood it quicker than me.

"So basically I was never Kay."

"No, You were but you were also Heart. Kay's dead."

"I see. Thanks for saving me. Hey Static I remember you loving this show. Did you find your lover Twilight?"

"I did. And believe me or not, we have a baby on the way." Oh... wow. That's just... wow.

"Whoa dude. You move fast. Congrats."

"Thank you. I'm sure I can find you a nice stallion."

"I'm sure. Why am I so tired?"

"I would be If I just died in an apocalyptic world and woke up in happy peaceful pony land."

"Good point." He grabbed the blanket with his teeth and pulled it up to cover me. Ew.

"Blegh... You never will get use to that." He was wiping his tongue. Still a looney after all this time.

"Thank you for helping me. Tell the others to come visit me tomaro."

"Alright Heart. Hope you feel better."

"I will." I quickly fell asleep. This is single handily the most random and awkward day of my life.

Static's POV

I left Heart's room and closed her door. Twilight ran up to me.

"So you two know each other?"

"What? WHAT! Aw... Twilight don't eavesdrop."

"I couldn't help myself. She's a very pretty pony."

"I know she is. But don't think that way about us. Kay or Brave Heart is like a sister to me."

"But your sister is dead."

"Way to drop the ball Twi." I could already feel a cloud drop above me and start raining.

"I'm so sorry! I can't control what I say sometimes."

"Tell me about it." I met up with Forest and Sky. My fake sad mood was gone.

"Guys guess who just joined our group."

"Who?"

"Kay." Then both hugged each other. "Oh thank god she's okay. I thought she moved on the heaven or something."

"Actually she told me that she just died. Apocalypse. She said she survived 7 months. We've been here for 7 weeks."

"Oh no..." said Sky. He didn't even want to finish his sentence.

"Tell her I'm sorry." said Forest.

"You guys will tell her when we go visit her tomaro. Poor girl needs rest. And lots of it." Twilight gave me a hug.

"I'm sure your friend will be just fine."

"Your not jealous are you Twilight?"

"What no!"

"It's okay. You have every right to be cautious about which girl I talk to. Just know that you have my baby and my love."

"Thank you then Static." I can defuse any situation. It's how I roll.

"I picked Pinkie up this new cookbook today. Tomaro we might be in for a treat." Said Sky giving us a heads up.

"Wait doesn't Kay love sweets?" said Forest.

"Oh she totally does! Thanks for reminding me. You see Twilight when ever she would get sad we would get her sweets. They always worked. Oh guys... Her name is now Brave Heart."

"She's related to Mel Gibson?" asked Forest.

"Pf-ht. Fat chance. I wish I was though. I would go around all day 'Hey guys my dad's Mad Max so don't fuck with him!' That would totally make my day." Twilight did not understand anything we were talking about.

"Don't worry about it." I told her.

"I got to get some animal feed then get to Fluttershy's anyways." Said Forest.

"I need to get home. Buy guys. Let's meet Heart at lunch time okay." Said Sky.

"Sounds great." I told him "Buy guys." I gave Twilight my sexy look.

"Just you and me. Tonight. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"Late night studying?"

"Yeah actually. I've been thinking that all day long. There's this book I saw on white magic. I could learn a healing spell or two. I feel like I might need it."

It all changes. For better and worse.

It took me all fucking day to get connected to this website. I tried to get on at 8 in the morning but I got on at 8 in the evening. Why? Why would this take so long? I had so many great ideas that were destroyed but the only one I can not forget is one where everything changes. Whoops Spoiler! ~ Static.

I tossed and turned all night. Kay was back or Brave Heart. I know she would rather be Kay. We always had a crush on each other but before we could... you know... close the deal. BOOM! Apocalypse. The Armageddon ruined everything.

"What's wrong?" asked Twilight. Now I had Twilight and I didn't know what to do. I wanted to puke. I wanted to run away right there. I felt just... stupid. Used. Unneeded.

"Just thinking..." I told her. She was noticeable bigger. Some would think she gained weight but she was preggers.

"It's about your friend is it?"

"How did you know?"

"Your eyes." My eyes were showing fear. Guilt. Sorrow.

"She survived the Apocalypse Twilight. Kay is the sweetest and happiest person I know and she was forced to survive a nightmare. I can't imagine what she's feeling."

"She's probably happy to be alive." said Twilight

"She's probably throwing up."

Ponyville Hospital

"BBLLLEEEGGGHHH!" I threw up in the toilet again.

"Please calm down Ms. Heart." said the nurse. I was throwing up because of the fucked up images in my head. The Apocalypse was a nightmare but I never had time to stop and think about it. I was busy surviving. The nurse helped me back to bed. She gave me an Oxygen mask and I soon fell asleep.

Back to Static.

Poor Kay. I just feel bad for not being there for her.

"I feel bad for not helping her Twilight."

"I'm sure you do. Was your whole apocalypse that bad?" Twilight began to rub her hoof on my chest.

"It was worse than death." I laid back down. I wasn't in the mood for anything so I brushed her hoof off of my chest. I closed my eyes and when I opened them I felt like a rock. I saw the sun coming through the window and Twilight was gone. Did I fall asleep? I didn't even notice.

"You okay Static?" She called me Static. Static Wielder. Who the fuck am I? I want to be Dustin. I want to be normal again. I wish it all just... changed. You know? Nothing is the same.

"What do you mean?"

"You were crying in your sleep." I felt up to feel my tear stained cheeks. I went to the bathroom and looked at myself. My hair was a mess. My eyes were bloodshot. My fur was rough from crying and my body was stiff.

"I guess I'm not okay."

"Then we need to talk about it." I used my magic to change my appearance so I looked back to normal to others. To me I still looked terrible.

"You look fine though." she told me.

"I know. I just need to talk to Heart." I teleported to the Hospital. When I was there I ignored the nurse and went straight to Kay. Forest and Sky didn't appear. I guess I was early.

"Dustin! Just the person I wanted to see." She looked over from her bed. Her smile... Even though she was in this room of depression she was lighting up and area around her. I closed the door and removed the spell hiding my appearance.

"GAH! What happened to you!"

"I had a bad sleep. Just thinking about you all night."

"I appreciate it but I don't want to see you in such a bummer mood. Yesterday you seemed fine."

"Yesterday I didn't dream about you."

"I know you worry Dusty but please don't. Your only hurting yourself."

"I know. Something's different. You don't seem troubled and now I don't feel that way."

"What do you mean?"

"You know your a pony but your ignoring it. I accepted it for 7 weeks now but no more." I quit. I don't want to be a fucking pony anymore! God DAMMIT!

"I have Kelly and Brandon... I mean... Forest and Sky bringing you something."

"Oh how sweet." She looked out the window. It began to rain. "Dustin... I know what your feeling. You know what happened and you don't want to be a pony anymore because our world is dieing out there. Right?"

"Yes. Exactly. It was like I had a spell on me and now its broken."

"I got a nice boy named Joey killed yesterday. We were trying to save a kid from a group of Raiders. We did but they caught up to us... ripped Joe to shreds... and before they could rape me I pulled the grenade trick."

"Did you use that heart grenade we made like that Green Day album cover?"

"The very same. Now I'm here."

"I'm sorry Kay." I was letting the tears fall. "I could have survived it. I could have helped you. If only I knew."

"But you didn't know."

"I do know. Celestia can help I think." She got out of her bed and walked toward me.

I teleported to the castle with Kay. We caught Celestia and Discord... uh... Stuffing the Turkey!

"Pervert!" yelled the princess throwing a pillow at me. Kay looked in the other direction.

2 hours later

"I understand your situation Dustin. I made fake memories to replace your old ones but it appears your human nature has gotten the better of you. A trait I wish I could understand."

"I apologize me princess. Is their anyway to change this all?"

"There is. But you won't like it." added in Discord. "Are you sure Dustin... Kay... After I do this... Nothing will be the same. I can not change what has been done after this point"

We stood side by side and nodded. As if we were eternally bound by love and friendship. I wasn't Static Wielder and she wasn't Brave Heart. We were human. Discord snapped his fingers and we were engulfed by a large white. We felt the world around us change and move. We were in Ponyville.

"Kay! Where are you!" I was on the ground trying to get a sense of my surroundings.

"I'm on top of you." I looked up to see the cute pony upside down. We looked around us to see everything back to normal. We walked to the Library. Inside we saw the mane 6, Forest, Sky, and Blaze talking. This seemed odd. Deja vu maybe? Twilight was skinnier and they all seemed more peaceful.

"Oh hello. Excuse us welcome to Ponyville Library. I'm Twilight. Can I help you...?" She said to me. Everyone looked at the two of us.

"Uh... Twilight? It's me." The all gave me a confused look. "What do you not remember me?" She gave me a small chuckle.

"Well somepony has been hitting the cider pretty hard." They all laughed at me. I looked back at Kay and gave her a nervous look. She gave me a scared look in return. "None of you remember me? Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Applejack, Forest Breeze, Sky Glider, and Heat Blaze. I remember all of you." They all gave me the scariest look I have ever seen. As if I was some stalker or evil adversary.

"Get out of here you creep!" I was thrown out of the building by Rainbow Dash.

"Forest, Sky, help me! Come on. Kelly? Brandon?" The tears were starting to form in my eyes.

"How do you know that?!" They both yelled at me. Sky gave me a hard kick when I tried to get up sending me into a coughing rage.

"*cough cough cough cough* It's me... Dustin!" they both looked at each other.

"We don't know a Dustin. Never have." WHAT!

"And Kay?" I pointed to the red headed unicorn pony. "Nope." They both said.

"Get out of here now creep. Don't come back." said Forest.

"Make this easier on yourself and leave." said Sky. Why were they so mean?! These are my closest friends and they don't know me. Twilight's not pregnant even! and Kay was already in tears. They slammed the door in her face.

"Dustin they don't know us..." She cried while trying to help me up. They all watched us in the window. I struggled to get up. It was like I was stabbed in the back. I didn't want to move.

"I know Kay." I got up. She had to help me walk. Tears freely falling. "It's all gone. It's all different."

"What do we do?"

"We survive." I pulled her in for a hug. Discord was right. Here he was still a statue so we can't go back. We have no friends. No one to trust. Only ourselves.

"God dammit..." Kay took this blow harder than I did. I hated watching her cry. I really do. "I survive an Armageddon... I die... I lose most of my friends... and I don't know what to do know." I couldn't hold back my tears any more. We ran. We ran as far away from the Library as we could until they couldn't see us anymore.

"I only have you now Kay. I felt terrible this morning. I wanted it all to change. Now it did and I can only just watch and regret."

"I only have you Dustin. I don't know anything in this world."

"I don't want anything to do with it. I'm too confused and depressed to do anything right now." The bright and sunny day went cloudy quickly and rain began to fall. I grabbed on of the tents from the market when no one was looking and made a camp outside of town for us. We both got in and watched around us. Everyone was happy and all our ex-friends were happy. Why did I want to forget all of this? I was happy... I had a new life... and I just wanted my old on back I guess.

"Dustin... I'm scared." Kay stopped crying. She had already gotten use to us all dead so she could forget this I guess.

"Me too..." I don't know what to feel. I'm not really scared. Okay a little.

"I'm cold..." I wrapped the blanket that I stole around her. I then pulled her close to me which earned a bigger blush than both Twilight and Fluttershy combined. "Thanks."

"Welcome..." I now remembered why I wanted it all back. I have been in love with Kay since our Kindergarten days. She gave me back my humanity. "...I'm sorry for everything Kay. But now I have you back and that worth fighting." We watched as our friends came back into town laughing. Gilda was with them having a great time. I kicked her ass yet here she is happy and with friends.

"Dusty... I want to thank you."

"For what?"

"Reminding me what I fought for. Friendship. You were my only true friend."

"Hehehe... Yeah we were huh? Just wish we were a little closer."

"I know. We can now but it's just too soon." The rain ended. We didn't leave the tent. We didn't want our friends to see us but they saw the tent. What kind of pony camps this close to town? An idiot that's who.

"Who's the idiot sleeping in a tent out here?" I heard Gilda. Like I said an idiot does this. The tent unzipped and they all just stared at us.

"What do you want?" I asked them hoping that they would just forget about me. The damage has been done.

"I told you two to leave." said Sky.

"These two a problem?" said Gilda. Really why does this bitch always seem like an enemy to me. Now that I think about it. There are a lot more griffons and dragons flying around here and shopping even. Don't tell me...

"Wait did the griffon dragon war never happen?" They all just stared at me and busted out in laughter.

"What are you talking about?" said Twilight wiping a tear. It's like the entire history of this place was better without me.

"Are you an idiot or something?" said Rainbow Dash.

"God dammit listen to me!" I yelled.

"You don't have to resort to foul language." said Rarity.

"I said shut the fuck up!" I hated yelling. Especially at such a defenseless pony like Rarity but I'm losing my mind.

"I need answers! Why do you guys not fucking remember us? Kelly and Brandon we grew up together with Kay before we died in the Apocalypse. Twilight you and I were dating for fuck's sake! You were pregnant!"

"Don't raise your voice at her!" said her friends trying to protect her.

"As if I would be with someone as weird and freaky as you. You should be ashamed of you self!" Me? ME! I should be ashamed? My own friends don't know who I am!

"You stupid motherfucking bitch! I died and just had my entire world flipped upside down this morning! I just lost everything and you don't get to fucking deserve to stand up to me!" I said standing my ground.

"Shut up!" I heard from behind the ponies. It was Spike. He was larger and taller than before. Not a baby anymore. A teen!

"Don't you dare talk to my marefriend like that!" Oh shit... I'm in the maelstrom now.

"Look we're sorry..." said Kay. "... We have had to worse possible morning and my friend and I are just stressed. Let's not fight okay?"

"No deal!" said Gilda. She tried to cut Kay but she ducked, jumped up and gave Gilda a knock out kick.

"How dare you!" said Rainbow Dash as she tried to rush Kay but Kay teleported behind her and flipped her into a house.

"Anyone else?" she asked. I stood up beside her and got on my back hindlegs.

"Like old times?" I asked

"Like old times." Kay said. This day felt wonderful. We were alive. We took on this group and any other pony from the town who decided to stand up for the group. We single handily took on every one of them. Flash was the hardest to take down. I took him on in an old boxer fight. After awhile I one. I may not be the strongest or smartest but I can endure a lot of pain.

"Enough!" yelled a booming voice. It was Celestia. She appeared above us as we stood against a mountain of unconscious ponies.

"Dustin Shafer! Kay Kronor! You two have caused a lot of trouble today."

"Just shut up!" I told her. All the ponies who weren't knock out just looked at us. "You have ruined my life! You and Discord."

"I don't know where you stand young fool but your foolishness shall bring you to an end this day."

"Stop confusing me!" I stared at her.

"Your eyes. I hate them." she told me. "Those blue eyes are like that of a wolf ready to kill. The size of your iris has shrunken due to your anger and you give me that look. I hate it."

"Excuse me Princess. I am not in the mood." said Kay.

"Ah, Kay. I know about what you've done on Earth. Those people you killed in self defense. It doesn't count as murder if it is in self defense right?"

"You know nothing."

"And those people had family and memories which you-" she was cut off by Kay's uppercut. Before Celestia could recover I bucked her from below and knocked her down. Everypony gasped.

"We don't want to kill!" I yelled at her. "We just want out of here!"

"We only want to survive and find salvation." added in Kay. "Let us go and we won't fight you anymore."

"Then go." said Celestia. Kay and I looked at each other and back to everyone else. We nodded and walked away from Ponyville. Everything changed this morning. It was so random. No were hated and feared. Quite a day huh?

Fighters of the Dead part 1. Keeping morals.

I know the last chapter took a dark spin but It was to set up for these next few.

Its been about 3 years since the PI. Ponyville Incident. Kay and I had become extremely close over the years. We sell ourselves. Were mercenaries for hire. Mercenaries with a code. We get the job done and don't kill. The past years have been the most fun I have ever had. We both learned some new spells. Like how to get our human form back or transport things into this world from ours so brought everyone's favorite weapon. GUNS! Also Kay got a katana and I got a crowbar.

"How much ammo do we have?" I asked her.

"We have 78 of my 357. We got 112 for your 32. air weight. (revolvers.)"

"I see. Do you need sniper rounds?"

"I'm good for another month. You'd be surprised how many people I can get with one shot of this 50. cal."

"And what about my M37 Ithaca?"

"You have about 48 shells."

"Alright. Do we have any contracts?"

"No." *gasp!*

"NOTHING!"

"Afraid not. Guess people don't like mercs."

"Oh man... now I have nothing better to do than whine."

"Excuse me!" we heard from outside our tent. We changed into our pony forms and walked outside.

"Yes?"

"Are you Dust in a safe?" I guess they can't say my name.

"*sigh* Yeah why not?"

"I have a contract for you!" Kay and I looked at him with sparkling eyes like Twilight.

"Where at!"

"Ponyville."

"Oh..." Motherfucker! "... what is it?"

"Their appears to be some outbreak. The dead are coming back to life and nobody wants to take care of it."

"So you think we're crazy enough to do it huh? You... Are... ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!"

"Don't mind him... Can you tells us the quickest way?" said Kay.

"Stay on this path."

"Alright." We waited for the pony to leave and we went back inside.

"We can't use our guns with magic as well as we do with fingers."

"But we don't want to risk our image." said Kay.

"I don't think it matters. Zombies?"

"It looks like it. Don't worry... I have fought them for a while. They can't see or feel. They can only hear."

"So if the town is in a panic they are drawing in more of them..."

"Afraid so." She tossed me my shotgun and revolver.

"Ready?" she asked.

"No." She kicked me out of the tent.

"Yes you are! Let's go kick some undead ass."

"I can kill whats not alive." I gave her my cynical smile.

"I like the way you think." She strapped the rifle around her. We were in our human forms and the combat webbing she was wearing made her boobs hang out and OH MY GOD! I can't look at her without getting a bloody nose.

"Is this too showy?"

"Not enough if you ask me." she gave me a smack. "Pervert. We're on a job."

"And this job is going to show how amazing us humans our."

"What?"

"I want every single one of those losers and bastards and cheats to see us. To know that we exist."

"In that case..." She pulled out her rifle and aimed in the town. "...We make some noise." She fired 3 shots taking down about 12 zombie ponies. They were slow and stupid. Just how I like them. I ran down the hill and began to fire my M37.

"Fuck you!" I took down 5. "Fuck you too!" I took down 3 more. Every pony in a shop was watching us with fear in their eyes. Like 'What are these creatures and how can they cause so much distruction?' I loved it!

"Oh hey." I saw a zombie who resembled Gilda. "I got a shell just for you..." I pumped out the 2 remaining shells of the 4 shell clip and put an Incendiary shell inside. "Meet the Dragon's Breath." I fired setting her and 7 others aflame. I heard Kay laugh. Enjoy the show I imagine.

"Not bad Dustin! I think... oh shit. Out of ammo. Need to reload." She told me through our headsets. "Aw fuck it." She ran down hill and we both switched to our side arms. Her .357 was the boss. I watched her quickly dispatch a few zombies and reload in a matter of seconds. I was using my .32 to put bullets in their heads. It wasn't ass destructive as her revolver but the little guy got the job done clean and right. When we both ran out I switched to my shotgun and Kay pulled out her sword.

"Ready?" I asked her.

"Set go!" she finished it. We both ran into a group. I used my gun as a club and she carefully dismembered them.

"Holy shit! She's a maniac." I heard from the Library from a voice resembling Forest. I put my gun down and slammed my fist into the gut of a zombie and pulled out his bowels. I then pushed him down and used his intestines to swing him around and knock down everyone.

"Kay get down!" I yelled. She did it and I threw the zombie to the group in front of her and knocked them all down.

"Geez! Where did you learn that?"

"Little bit of Dead Rising and Machete combined."

"Very Nice but watch this." she pulled a pole from the ground. She rammed one zombie and used him to pole vault in the air kicking two zombies in the head breaking their necks. "Such fragile things." she said.

"That was amazing."

"Thank you kindly." we looked around and noticed that we killed most off them. The rest were on their way here but it would take some time. Se we reloaded and asked around.

"Who gave us the contract!" I yelled around. No answer. I put a bullet in the wall of the Library. "Answer me or I will kill you!" I never have killed. But... I think I can now.

"I did!" We heard from Celestia. She walked up to us from behind.

"Alright. Where's the pay?" I looked around not giving two shits that I just killed the entire population of this town. Well... mostly.

"Their is no pay. I need you two."

"What? You put 2 million in cash on the contract. You don't lie to me. No one lies to me." said Kay.

"Easy Kay. But seriously What the FUCK!"

"You two are the only ones who will take care of this problem so I new I could get you to do this."

"And by telling us a lie? That's a bad way to burn bridges."

"Your bridge as already been burnt you insolent fool! Do you think I would hire you If I had someone else?"

"Makes sense. But you had better pay us."

"Or what?" I pulled my revolver and shot her crown off. "I could have killed you right there. I will if we are not payed."

"Dustin don't you see this world is better without you? No dragon wars, no violence, and even your family's company here is successful. Because you don't exist."

"So your saying you want to kill us off. Very sneaky." Kay said.

"In a way yes. These undead... I don't know how this happened but you two seem good at killing them."

"Stop talking." I told her. "We aren't your tools. We are the one's getting our hands dirty. We have the choice! Your not playing Judge Jury and Executioner! WE ARE! US! AND YOU WANT US TO KILL MORE! Well... FUCK YOU!" I yelled for everyone in a 5 mile radius to hear.

"Stop talking like that. Your making matters worse." said Celestia. "I said shut up." Kay and I began to walk away.

"Your going crazy Dustin. Kay has already been victimized and we don't want this world to end."

"We?" I turned around and asked her. Every pony, griffon, and stallion walked up to her like an army.

"Yes. We all want to live in peace."

"So you hire the two ungraceful ones to fix it. How ironic." Kay said. "Nice." I told her with a chuckle.

"Fine we will do this... for 4 million in cash. We want diplomatic immunity so you won't hire anyone to kill us after this. Want else do we want Kay?"

"We want a decent home." said Kay. "Hey yeah! That's good!" They all looked at us. Celestia sighed.

"All right. A deal's a deal." I saluted her and went to the zombie corpses. "Sorry about this." I bent down to the corpse of Applejack and took her hat. "I wear Stetsons now. Stetsons are cool." It matched my brown duster and my brown hair.

"Oh Applejack..." I heard Twilight say who was about to cry.

"Ah ah ah... don't you dare cry! She's a zombie who tried to eat you."

"Your a monster."

"And your mean." I gave her my best I don't care face.

"Ready?" asked Kay.

"Challenge Accepted." I told her.

Fighters of the dead part 2. Insanity awaits

Fighters of the dead part 2. Insanity awaits

The really grimdark is done now and I should be switching to humorous violence. I really wanted this story to focus on Dustin and Kay as they deal with their mental states and how they survive in this world. ~ Static.

"Did she really mean it?" I asked Kay.

"What?" she told me.

"Are we crazy. We have been on our own for years now accepting contracts and surviving but am I crazy?"

"Sure we're a little but after what we've seen who can blame you?"

"But we still have a purpose."

"Yes."

"Thank you then." We walked up a hill. Ponyville was in flames. Zombies are here now. On the other side of the hill was a large building with zombies spewing from it.

"Uh... Kay? What is that?"

"I don't know." The zombies didn't mind us. We just walked through the crowd without making a sound. Inside we saw tanks teleporting people from our world to here in zombie form.

"Who would do this?" whispered Kay.

"Let's find out." I whispered back. We climbed up the side of the building through and open window. When we were climbing up a pole from the top of the building fell off and smacked me in the back.

"Shit!" I barely hung on. The pole ripped the gun strap of my shotgun sending it plummeting to the sea.

"Hold on!" Kay grabbed my hand and pulled me up.

"Erg! Thanks."

"No prob." We got to the top where more lights were emitting. Inside I found a metal baseball bat. I put it on my Kevlar vest harness. I used my crowbar to open a door and inside their was another human.

"What? How did you find me!" He yelled hiding behind a desk.

"Relax. We're not her for a fight. Least not yet. Are you responsible for this?"

"I am Doctor Zephyr. What am I responsible for?"

"These zombies."

"No. They followed me."

"Their using teleporters at the bottom of this building and leave to eat flesh. Did you know that?"

"No."

"How did you get this building here?" asked Kay.

"What?"

"It says here Russian technology but were in Equestria."

"Equestria?"

"My little pony universe." I told him.

"Oh my... And the zombies are using my teleporters... and their eating My Little Ponies?"

"Just about. They payed us off to kill them all but it looks like we need to destroy this place."

"Let me come with you. I can be of great use." Kay and I got in the corner and started to whisper.

"Mad Russian doctor/ scientist." I said.

"Pro."

"Doesn't know what damage he's done."

"Con."

We looked back at him dancing in his happy place. There was a pink background and flowers and everything.

"He might be as crazy as us."

"Pro."

"He might snap and kill us all."

"Con." We both nodded.

"Alright Doctor Z. You comin' with us!" I told him.

"Oh thank you my dear chap."

"You speak wonderful English." said Kay.

"I actually took the time to learn this language. Glad it payed off." he said. He looked like a good Dr. Wily except with a cool Old Snake mustache and his hair was straight except the bald spot on his head. I handed him by .32 and gave him 5 speed loaders.

"Here. Make them count. Listen. Shoot only if necessary. Sound attracts 'Them' understand?"

"Yes Mr..."

"I'm Dustin. This is Kay."

"Nice to meet you." I was looking at her chest. When she noticed she gave us both a smack. "Hey you don't have to stare." She turned away to hide her blush.

"Your hitting that?" Dr. Z said.

"Just about." I said with a smile while in my happy place. We all heard a zombie hit the metal door. I pulled out my bat and she pulled out her sword.

"Stay back Doctor." she said.

"Yes." He got behind his desk. The door opened and we both charged them and began to take them out. I jumped up bringing down my bat like it was god's fist cracking open the skull of this zombie killing it instantly. Kay jumped through the crowd and cut 8 of 'them' 's heads off. I took on the last three smashing 2 and hitting one out a window.

"You two make a wonderful team." Said the doctor.

"Do you know how to use that?" I asked him as he held the gun in his hands.

"Yes just point and shoot!" He said in his happy voice aiming at me.

"WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! STOP!" I couldn't move. My legs wouldn't let me.

"Sorry." he said lowering it.

"It's okay." said Kay.

"Let's go before I really piss myself." I almost did right there. We made our way to the elevator and took it down to the lab.

'Do do do do Da La laaa la la! Do do do.' We all stayed quiet.

"Someone kill that noise!" I yelled. Kay pulled her .357 and shot the speaker. "Thank you."

"Nice Stetson." said the doctor. I looked at him in a serious look and then smiled and gave him a thumbs up.

The door opened and all the zombies were outside.

"You two go clean house." I told them. The doctor ran with Kay and soon shots were heard. I ran to the transporter.

"Always wanted to do this." I raised up my bat.

Outside

Kay's POV

*BAM BAM BAM BIFF BAM BIFF BAM BAM BAM* was what I was heard from inside.

"What's he doing to my beautiful inventions!" said the Doctor in tears.

"He's having a field day Dr. Z." I told him. I raised my rifle and shot through 8 of them. All the zombies from around us came hobbling to us. There was only about 23 left.

"Can you help Ms. Kay?" He said. His gun ran out of ammo.

"Stupid Dustin and his 5 shooter. Push the button on the side." He did as was told and the gun barrel lowered.

"Now pump the empty rounds out and take one of the speed loaders." He emptied it and grabbed one of the loaders.

"Slide the bullets in place and push them in." I pushed on it with his fingers. He closed the gun and pulled the hammer down.

"Thank you."

"Welcome." I pulled my .357 and killed two of them behind him. He did the same but took down 3.

"Consider us even." Dustin came out.

"Finished!" He pulled his crowbar out and dual wielded that with his bat. He jumped into the remaining 18 off 'them' and quickly disposed of them.

"You do better up close and personal." I told him.

"I was just thinking that." The last one crawled towards him. He walked over to and raised his boot. "Fuck off." He said while curb stomping it.

"Wonderful, just wonderful!" said Dr. Z. He ran up to give us a hug. He just wanted to bury his face in my chest. "Come on!" I gave him a smack and Dustin one too.

"Why?" he said.

"For protective measures." Dustin busted out laughing. Zephyr soon followed his lead and I ended up giggling myself. We looked around us.

"We're a mess aren't we?" said Dustin.

"Yeah. But nothing we can't handle." I said.

"Do you want to stick with us Doc?" said Dustin.

"Of course."

"First some rules." I told him. "Number 1. Don't harass me. Number 2. We ration our food. Number 3. We need to teach you some magic."

"For what?"

"So we can disguise ourselves in this world as ponies." said Dustin.

"And we can use magic?"

"In this world yes." I said.

"Wonderful." We all got up and walked back to Ponyville. In town everything seemed like nothing happened. We pulled out our binoculars and saw the town was repopulated. We used our magic to turn into ponies. Dustin looked different now. He still had his brown duster but was more tan than orange. His hair was long spiked brown.

"You varmint!" yelled an orange cowpony who tackled him down.

"You the one who stole mah hat!"

"I didn't steal. I looted." said Dustin with a smile.

"Same thing." She walked away. He got up and just gave us a shrugged. Zephyr was a grey unicorn with similar hair and a mustache. He had a white labcoat on.

"Great Scott!" he yelled. I couldn't help but giggle.

"What?" he asked.

"You remind us of the doc from Back to the Future." said Dustin holding his laughter in. We walked around town. No one seemed to recognize us. No one cared about the heavily armed unicorns walking through town. But then Dustin stopped. He saw Twilight talking to an orange pony with a black jumpsuit on.

"I love you Static." she said.

"I love you Twilight." he said bringing her in for a kiss. We all just watched.

"Don't do it man!" yelled Dustin. Static gave him a confused look and yelled "Fuck you!"

"No thank you!" yelled Dustin. The Doc was laughing. I stood by his side.

"Are you two new in town?" said Twilight.

"Cute couple." said Static. We both looked at each other with large eyes and turned our heads away. They both laughed and walked away.

"Dustin are you okay?" He ran ahead to look around. Everything was back to normal. No bloodstains. No corpses. Nothing.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" yelled Dustin. Everyone could hear him.

Mean while in Appleloosa

The ponies were doing their normal routine of chores and jobs. Everyone was enjoying some apple pie as well then a sound broke the air.

'WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!' We all looked around in fear.

In Canterlot

"Be careful Luna." said Celestia. I was working on a ship in a bottle.

'WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!' Was what I heard pierce the air. I dropped by bottled ship.

"OOOHHH! WHAT MATTER OF TREACHERY IS THIS!" I yelled in my Royal Canterlot voice.

"Dustin's back." said Celestia.

Ponyville

"OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN!" Dustin kept yelling. He fell to his back knees.

"Better?" I asked him

"Much." He had a smile. He was holding in a lot of anger I guess.

"Really?" we heard from behind.

"Tia stop fucking sneaking up on us." Dustin said.

"We'll I guess you... three. Did it. Zephyr your new but I recommend you keep these kid's together."

"Uh... Yes ma'am?"

"In case your wandering I am Princess Celestia."

"YES MA'AM!" Z said realizing he was speaking to authority.

"Here is what I promised." She handed us a bag. Inside it was 4 million bits and a document protecting us from any politics. We could handle a few mercs.

"Celestia can you explain what's happening?" asked Kay.

"You see Kronor. The timeline has been properly set. You two stopped the transporters and sent us all in a paradox. That's why you see Static over there hitting on my student."

"But I... But Spike was dating her... Now me... not me... ERG!" said Dustin. "I'm too confused."

"Too put it in dumb for you there are two of you know Dustin."

"I see. And will my friends recognize me?" I asked.

"I'm sorry to say this Kay but no."

"Oh..." I lowered my head.

"I got you three a loft in Canterlot. You wanted a decent place so I gave you a great place to live."

"Thank you." said Zephyr.

"We need to spend some time here Celestia." Dustin said.

"I understand. Don't fight yourself Dustin. I mean don't fight Static."

"I'm not. I can even remember how to use that magic."

"Your not him and he's not you." She said.

"What about Brave Heart." He asked.

"She's not here yet." said Celestia. I remained quiet. I had no words on my mind to say.

"Then let's end this little road trip..." said Dustin. "... with a fucking bang!"

This is the end of ACT 1. I have more randomness on its way. ACT 2 will begin shortly. ~ Static.

ACT 2 begins. The fun returns.

I know Dustin had a bad time but he's lucky to have free control of his original body back. And Kay! A hot Irish looking chick. I'd say that's pretty damn lucky.

I ran towards the Library hoping to cause another commotion.

"Dustin! Wait!" I stopped for Kay to get to me.

"Yes? If your going to stop me then do it now."

"I want to help. Seems like fun."

"Celestia called us crazy. Let's not disappoint." We made a wooden cross and lit it on fire outside the Library.

"What do you think your doing!" yelled Static.

"This is a welcome cross." I told him.

"That is definitely a hate cross."

"Do I look racist? Am I wearing a white sheet?"

"You know this stuff? You from Earth?"

"You could say that." Kay giggled slightly.

"What do you want? I'm busy."

"Oh I know. Twilight doesn't like to wait."

"How do you know this shit!"

"I am powerful Static Wielder. You will know me in time." I kicked a puddle stopping the fire.

"Tell me your name." he said.

"I am... get this... Dustin Shafer. You are a figment of my mind." His face was of pure fear. He slowly began to walk back into the Library.

"You can't be real! Your dead!"

"And you got me killed! I'm hear now and I am hating this!" He was against the wall.

"Remember Kay Kronor? She's right here."

"Kay?" He stared at the beautiful mare. "Why are you two here?"

"That's what we want to know." I explained everything to him. How we caused a time paradox.

"So what do I do to refrain from becoming you?" Static asked me.

"YOU can't be ME. You're Static Wielder. I'm Dustin. We are now two different ponies. Or you are at least." Kay and I switched to our human forms and closed the Library door.

"I'm only telling you Static. Forest and Sky have both forgotten about us. I want our memory to live on in you." I told the frightened pony while giving him a hug.

"Were will you two live?"

"Canterlot. We have a doctor with us now and places to explore. I don't want you to have your life ruined so I'm giving you a heads up. Don't tell Twilight about the blood dragons. Don't tell her-" he put a hoof on my mouth.

"What are the Blood Dragons?"

"You mean you didn't have to fight?" I asked him.

"No..." He quieted.

"I guess then I have nothing to tell you. Enjoy life Static is what I'm saying." I pulled Kay in for a hug. "Like I am going to." She smiled at me.

"It was nice seeing you Static." she said. Twilight woke up. "Static?" We used our magic to turn into birds. I was a crow and she was a raven.

"Open a window please." I whispered.

"Alright. See you guys soon."

"You bet." said Kay. We both flew out and went to look for Zephyr.

"That went well except the horrible past I had to go through didn't happen to him." I told her.

"Will you tell me?"

"Already did. Remember?"

"Oh yeah." I told her about that two years ago. I am still confused about how that worked out. We survived for a 3 years. We got so close and now we can just settle down? I don't think so.

"I have an idea." said Kay. She pointed to one of Pinkie's cannons. There was also a pie stand.

"You are a genius." We flew behind a house and changed our forms. I took all of the pies and Kay merely loaded the cannon.

Meanwhile

Static's POV

"What's going on?" said sleepy Twilight. "Oh my! Static are you okay? You look like you've seen a ghost."

"He's real Twilight. The boy from my nightmares."

"What was his name?"

"Dustin. Dustin Shafer. I know him. He's either going to make the most out of his visit here or kill us all."

"Why would he do that?"

"He's a looney." What am I going to do? I hope to god that he doesn't kill us. Then a pie splatted on the window.

"Yeah he's having fun."

Meanwhile Town Square.

"Quit it!" yelled Forest as I bombarded him with pie after pie.

"Never!" I yelled. "Kay you know what to do." She levitated about 7 more pies towards me. I put them in the cannon and aimed it towards the rest of the town.

"Fire!" she pulled the string hitting Lyra, Bon-bon, and Pinkie Pie who laughed and yelled "Free Pie!" At least someone got my message. Free PIE!

"You need to stop this!" said an officer. I stood in front of him and didn't move.

"I don't need to stop this. You can't do anything about it. POWER OF THE PEOPLE!" I shot him with a pie.

"That does it. Private Hooves!"

"Yes Commander Hardback!"

"Pepper Spray!" I stood there as the cop sprayed me. He was stunned as I didn't even flinch. "Pepper Spray doesn't affect me anymore." I told him.

"Bear Mace!" He hit me with that and again I was unharmed. "Mace is like a tangy Pepper Spray."

"Alright..." He pulled out his taser and shot me with it. I went down but didn't pass out. I just got back up. "That all you got?"

"We're out of pies." said Kay.

"Oh... well were done then." We walked away from the cops. As we did I heard 'Panic at the Disco' in the back of my head. Why? I don't know but I saw a bunch of arrows in my eyes. Guess I am crazy but I'm suffering from DDR Withdrawal. I began to dance to the beat of 'Time to dance.'

"What are you doing?" asked Kay.

"I'm having fun! Join me!" She giggled and we both danced in a synchronous rhythm. I wasn't Static. I could dance actually. After about 4 minutes of rocking our hooves off we were both pooped.

"I learned all the cultures of this civilization." Said the Doc.

"That's great... man..." I told him still exhausted.

"You two look tired. We should check out that new house you just got."

"Great Idea." I picked Kay up on my back. "Lets." I teleported us to Canterlot. We looked around and we saw a large 3 story house that said 'Just Sold to K + D.' The sad thing was the K and the D were surrounded by a heart. Aww... I mean NO!

We went inside. The bottom floor was made up of a library, a kitchen, and a living room. The second floor was two bedrooms, and the third floor was a laboratory and observatory.

"This is amazing!" We both squealed while the Doctor began to move his hoof like a cross. He reached up and pulled his goggles down below his eyes. "Mother of god..." He said.

"Didn't know you liked memes." I teased him.

"There is a lot you don't know my dear child. Do you two enjoy science?"

"I may be an idiot doc but I enjoy some good chemistry or star observing." I told him.

"Kay here is a doctor so she is perfect of science." He looked at us.

"Ah an apprentice and a tester." We looked at each other and laughed.

"That sounds about right." She told him. We heard knocking on our door below. I went to answer it.

"Excuse me are you the young stallion who managed to afford this place?" said a stuck up snob of a fancy pony. Mare I think.

"Uh... Yeah..."

"How does such trash as yourself do this?" said her boyfriend.

"What do you mean trash?" I asked her.

"Like what are you wearing?" I looked at my brown duster.

"It's a duster. A coat to keep dust of me and look cool at the same time."

"It trash." said the woman again.

"Stop saying that." I began to scratch my head. God I fucking hate snobs. Kay walked down. "Who is it?" The male's jaw dropped.

"How does such a beautiful pony as yourself get with trash like this?" She took offense to that. "Hey he's not trash. Let's see you survive in a fight."

"And your wearing the same horrid clothes as him. How repulsive." I gave her my 'I really don't give a fuck look.' She responded with her 'I want to kill' look. Or was it the 'I'm hungry for meat' look? Oh they're both scary alright!

"The princess owes us." I said. "And you two need to stop saying bad things." I held up some paper. "Diplomatic Immunity. I have full authority to do whatever I want to you two." They were both stunned. Kay gave me the 'Alright thanks for solving the problem in an easier way' look. I went to close the door but before I did I winked at both of them.

"Suck it Bitch!" I said and closed it. Kay busted out laughing at that point. "Gawd... I'm tired." I told her.

"Celestia only gave us two rooms. I don't want to share with Dr. Z."

"We'll just have to bunk like we did for 3 years now." I teased her. This earned me a blush from her white cheeks. "Don't tease me like that."

"I can't help it. Your just so beautiful." Her blush deepened. I'm a player if you didn't know.

"Stop!" I began to tickle her. "BWAHAHAHA! Stop it! Dustin! HAHAHA! I can't breath! HAHAHA STOP!" she said playfully.

"Alright..." As soon as I lowered my guard she tackled me and began her revenge tickle.

"NONONO! HAHAHA STOP! This isn't funny! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" We kept this up for a while until she was on top of me. We both just laid on the ground. Well I did. She was on top of me. We both chuckled and wanted the same thing.

"Kay... Thanks for always being there."

"Dustin... Thanks for making my day better." She kissed me. It wasn't like Twilight's kiss. This was a real thoughtful kiss and I was sharing it with the girl I loved for a very long time.

"I needed this." I told her.

"Just don't tease me." We both switched to human form. I pulled her in for a kiss which she embraced with her tongue.

"I've loved you since we were 5." she told me.

"Same..." I got another kiss. "...Want to share the room?"

"Do you really think I would switch?" she told me.

"Yes."

"That's just silly talk." She kissed me. "Don't be silly, you silly."

"Don't call me silly you filly." I told her.

"Don't call me filly or I might call you a hillbilly."

"How does that work?"

"Don't hillbillies fuck animals?"

"I uh... I don't know. I don't know how to come back to that either."

"Just say I love you."

"I love you Kay Kronor."

"I love you Dustin Shafer." We kissed and the entire time I was carrying her to our room. Why would I ever want to be with Twilight or someone like that when I have the perfect girl in front of me this entire time. Guess I am an idiot.

I wonder what else we can get away with...

I just now realized I have been throwing a lot of attention at Dustin and Kay. I need to get back to the others.

Kay and I were out in the woods so no one would see us. We wanted to cause Anarchy but that's not our style. We work with or around it but we don't cause it. We just sat there in the woods with a fire blazing and a manticorn cooking.

"How's your steak?" she asked.

"A little *gnawing sounds* tender." She pulled out a different piece.

"This one's more rare." She took a bite out of it savoring it.

"Eww... too bloody."

"You didn't mind my blood yesterday."

"How was I to know you were a virgin!"

"And you weren't?"

"Technically I was. Static wasn't."

"Whatever." She knew she lost this battle.

"Besides I like a little ketchup on my hot dog." She gave me the 'Too much information' look.

"Hahaha..." We continued to eat when we heard footsteps behind us.

"What are you doing?!" yelled a green pegasus pony with brown and blonde hair holding a fainted yellow pegasus with pink hair.

"Forest? Kelly?" We both said.

"Dustin? Kay?"

"Oh so you remember us now!"

"Static told me. I'm so sorry guys."

"Not cool dude." said Kay.

"I guess you two got close over the years."

"What?! How did you know!" we both yelled at the same time.

"I can see that you two have a little pink ribbon going between each other."

"How can you see that?"

"Just like how I see nature. And this is human 'nature.'' Kay had to hide her blush with her hood. I just stared at him.

"What else did Static tell you?"

"All he said was the next day you came out of nowhere in Dead Space armor. You made Twilight puke dude."

"She can't handle some blood?"

"She has never seen someone die. And you two have done a lot of killing."

"Sorry Kelly." I said.

"Forest. Kelly is a different person."

"Right. Good to see you. What's wrong with Shy?"

"She fainted. Your eating an animal."

"Do they not eat meat here?" asked Kay.

"NO!" yelled Forest. She was scared so she put her head down. "I-I'm sorry Kay. I didn't mean to raise my voice to you. Sky and I baked you some sweets." He handed us a basket full of an arrangement of sweets. Kay was already drooling.

"Here you go. Ugh! I hate sweets." I told Forest.

"We know. Static however loves them."

"Don't compare me. I am not that... I'm me."

"i guess. I got to go. See you guys and be more careful with the meat eating okay?"

"Alright." We looked at each other and put out the fire. "Dear merciful god who has given us good fortune for the past few days. Take this animal which we slaughtered into your kingdom and forgive us." Kay and I both said. We even bowed. I swear that their was a hole in the clouds with light emitting through it and shining on the dead animal.

"Thank you." we said leaving.

"You going to eat all those candies at once?" I asked her. She had a sharpie and some tape in her mouth.

"This is for Tomaro. This is for Friday. This is for Sunday." I took the tape from her mouth and placed it on the cakes and cookies she was organizing.

"Thank you."

"Welcome just don't get a belly ache."

"You know I will."

"At least don't do it on purpose this time."

"Alright." We walked arm in arm. We finally got to enjoy our life. We noticed the stars and nature at its finest. Also since we can shape shift our bodies and stuff we don't even need sleep anymore. It's nice to sleep but we don't need it. It's a want now.

Sky's POV

I was in Pinkie's kitchen. She was baking but also said she had something for me. I wonder what it could be.

"Okay Sky... It's done!" she said. She was putting icing on a cake.

"Need help?"

"No this is for you silly willy." Okay then... She pushed it towards me.

"Read it out loud." she said. I looked down at the cake.

"Sky I'm Pregnant." What? What does she... OH MY GOD! OH MY GAWD! I'm going to... But I... we...

"Tee hee." she giggled. "He fainted."

Back to our man.

I was cleaning up our mess. The fire spread and scorched a large percent of the tree we were hiding under. After a while a familiar voice filled the air.

"Dustin!" screamed Celestia. Oh why the fuck is she here?

"What do you two think?" she asked.

"About what?"

"About the change you wanted Dustin. Do you want something else to change?"

"NO! No more fucking changes Celestia! You changed Static's past! Yeah you gave me my humanity back and Kay even but no more FUCKING CHANGES! You only make my life FUCKING WORSE! I can fucking take care of myself. I have for 3 fucking years now but NO MORE!" I yelled. God why do I keep losing my cool?

"I understand. You're sick of it huh?"

"If I say yes you will change something else. Just fuck off."

"Then you fucking understand what's happened. This is all on you. Time to go back."

"We're not going back. No more fucking change. I am not being that Wielder pony any more. I am me. I can even fucking change my shape for god's sake!"

"So you don't want Twilight back? Or your friends?" Kay looked at me with tears. This was the only choice I knew I was not going to regret.

"NO!" I stomped my foot sending a violent shiver up Celestia's spine. "My friends have already forgotten me. You have caused enough damage as it is. You say you want peace but at what cost? You've already fuck up many things for me and I quit. Too late to go back."

"Those are wise words. You know Static Wielder is his own pony even?"

"Yes. That is exactly why I don't want to be him."

"Very well. I shall not change a thing. We are all content with your choice Dustin. You get to keep the girl and I saw tell everyone of what's happened to you over the past 3 years."

"Yes that's what we want." Kay said.

"Excellent. Goodbye my friends!" she disappeared into a large white light.

"Dustin?"

"Yes?"

"I'm confused."

"I'm... Well... Yeah me too." This is the most fucked up and random day off my life. What the fuck?

"Let's just get the fuck home. I have a lot of thinking to do."

"Do you regret any of this Dusty?"

"I regret everything. But each time I change we fucking go through hell. Well I'm done. I'll only help or something like that."

"Like a hero?"

"What no... Like a badass." She laughed at my selfishness.

"What's so funny?"

"You. You don't know what you want to be. You fight and prosper no matter the situation. It really is an admiral trait."

"Flatterer." I told her. "Why don't you speak up more during arguments?"

"If I talk I can't hear. Now can I?"

"I can. If that's what you want to hear."

"No. I just think about what I say before I say it."

"I see. Let's get home and just live. You know? Tomaro we visit the others and have fun."

"No more change?"

"I so fucking hate that word right now." She laughed again. We both shaped into ponies and walked through Ponyville. "I just really hate it. If I hear change again I'm throwing a brick."

"No you girls aren't changing your paper!" I heard Diamond Tiara yell to the Cutie Mark Crusaders. I levitated a brick and shot it at her nailing her straight in the eye.

"Bitch." Kay busted out laughing this time.

... and then there was one.

This shall be the end of Dustin's chapter. Static shall return and everything that was part of Dustin's plan shall be set in motion. Anything could happen though.

I woke up in my house at Canterlot. I still couldn't figure out why Celestia would just come out and offer to change my life again. I just don't get it. I have been hiding myself under a mask. One that not even Celestia could read. It's true. I have lost my sanity. I was just afraid to show it but I have no more reason to hide it. Think about it... I was seeing my life through the eyes of someone else. Now I'm back. She said it would all be okay but nothing is the same. I'm not on Earth enjoying my days with my family. I'm not trying to get a job for an engineering company. I can't even use my skills anymore. Kelly and Brandon are dead. I'm hooking up with Kay. None of this is right but I'm not changing it.

"Portal." I said. When I was in the WR I ignored all the photos except the one most noticeable one in front of me. When I touched it I was in a room. All black. I was sitting at a desk with a journal, a candle, and a quill with ink. I began to write everything I wanted for Static. I have a felling that one day he will be here.

"Dear Static Wielder...

If you are reading this then I have died. And hopefully stayed dead this time. I shall change the fate of every one and every thing in your world. No more of what the stupid fucking princess wants. This isn't what any of us wants but its what we need. I know things have been weird so allow me to explain. I was you. When Kay returned I felt terrible like I was missing something and truth be told I was right. I was missing my humanity. I have spent the past 3 years believing that. I still do to this day but only by causing violence can I do this. It's in human nature. This is land is too peaceful for its own good and I am afraid I am done with it. I want nothing more to do with life because I have only taken it away from others. I'm evil and a psychopath and its taken this long to notice it. I don't belong here. I need to get back to Earth. It's where I was born to live and survive. I'm not you. I'm not peaceful. I'm not happy. I only want to do what the good lord brought me on this hell of a planet to do and that's fight for the greater good. Don't worry about me. If anything then please forget about me. I am no Angle. Angle's don't kill. I am your Saint. For better or worse.

Signed, by yours truly

Dustin Mark Shafer. Survivor and proud to call myself human."

"Exit." I said. I was standing in the bathroom. Who am I? Do I get to truly call myself one of a Few Good Men. That's not me. It's that Static Wielder. My story ended the day that bomb fell. Why should I change his? That's why I didn't want Celestia to change the world again. This is something that needs to be seen out. If anything Discord did me a favor. He reminded me what it truly means to be human.

"Goodbye." I said to the sleeping woman on my bed. I put on my duster over my black sweater. For some reason I felt cold. I said "Portal." to myself and went to an armory universe.

"Need this and this and this. Definitely need this." I grabbed an AK-47, a SIG P226, 2 grenades, some c4 which can be detonated by remote, and plenty of clips. I knew that I could change my body to a weapon but that would make me feel worse about myself. Was it not bad enough that I will be killing the living? I don't want anyone I kill to suffer. I only want to stop my pain. I told Kay about my plan yesterday. She of course yelled at me and went against me. We then went to bed and I just recently woke up. "Exit." I said to be in front of the castle.

"Excuse me! Princess!" one of the guards yelled. "The human is back and armed." Princess Celestia walked down in gold plated armor.

"Hello Dustin! Do you think your plan will work?" She yelled at me.

"No! But standing here waiting won't help." I slid the AK of my shoulder and placed it in my hands. "No more lies princess. This ends today."

"And what do you do if you make it back to Earth huh?" Yelled Kay who teleported beside Celestia. She was wearing battle armor and only had her katana with her.

"I'll do what it takes Kay. Don't stand in my way. Join me!" I yelled at her hoping she would come to her senses. The only way to get back is if I die here in the castle and the same supernatural force sends me back. Hope is all I need. But I am not going down in a fight. Behind me stood a group of ponies. I saw Static, Twilight, everybody. So I put up a protective bubble.

"Do you think that your merciful and feared God will help you again you strange little man?"

"I do. He appears to be the only one I can trust." I yelled towards Kay. "And I'm not little. I'm only 5' 10"." I slammed a clip from a bandolier into my gun and pulled the slide back.

"Let's end this with a fucking bang!" I yelled storming into the castle. All the ponies from behind me were trying to get in but my magic was too strong. Even for Twilight. I ran and began shooting. I took down about 4 guards and forced myself into cover to dodge magic. What am I feeling? This is just weird. I feel like fighting is the right thing to do. I'm fighting for a selfish purpose but yeah it feels pretty good.

"End this now!" Yelled Kay jumping through the air and bringing her sword down on me. I used my AK to block and she and I had our standoff.

"Dustin why are you doing this?"

"Because I don't belong here. I need to get back home!"

"But home is gone! And you've killed. What about your fucking morals which you always talk about?" She pushed me down and knocked the AK away from me. When she tried to stab me I kicked her in the gut and rolled to the side. This was all her fault. If she hadn't come here I would have still been Static. But I'm not complaining. I'm in a stupid fucking cartoon world aren't I?

"Fuck those morals and honestly I thought you would understand."

"I don't understand how selfish you can be? If you wanted to die then you had plenty of chances to do that."

"And what makes you perfect? I know I'm not!" She began swinging in all directions. The only damage she did was cut of my bandolier holding my AK rounds. I pulled out a grenade and tossed it at the guards still shooting at me.

"Who do you think you are walking into my castle? You think that this dimension is similar to the others that the other bronies went too well your wrong Shafer!" Yelled Celestia. She threw more magic at me but the explosion from the grenade frightened her. I could have killed her but I took this opportunity to get to better cover.

"This is your dimension Dustin! If you die we all die!" She yelled loud enough for everyone to hear. "Uh... Whoopsies."

"I knew it! HAHAHA! I bloody knew it! Everything has been about me! This is why I'm fighting!" I pulled out my SIG. I popped 5 rounds and took down 5 guards trying to jump me. "I'm fighting to give everyone their own life!" The only two people who weren't stunned by my reason was me and Kay. We walked in a circle only facing ourselves. I lowered my force field so everyone could come and see this.

"So as it turns out you were being selfless. You wanted everyone to live and be happy."

"And I will do that if it costs me my life. This is why I wanted you to believe me Kay Kronor. I needed you."

"And now you don't."

"I still do. We end this now!" We rushed each other. I used my pistol to fight her sword blows and I shot a few rounds at her. She kicked me in my knee and stabbed my left shoulder.

"Erg! Dammit!" I kicked her off of me and she jumped back. Her left foot standing on my pistol. I pulled her sword out and placed it on the floor.

"I love you Dustin."

"I love you too Kay. Let's end this." We kicked our weapons to each other and picked them up. She swung her sword across my chest cutting all of my innards. I shot her once in the head. She fell down. Dead. I dropped my gun and walked to Celestia.

"I am giving this dimension life. For ponies like Static and my friends. So you don't have to." She was still frightened by me. I turned around to all other ponies. Not a single eye was off of me. They just watched as the boy who cheated death and lived a life of hate just gave their lives meaning. I moved my left arm to let the blood flow from my wound. I held my right hand out and aimed it right at Twilight like it was a gun.

"BANG!" I said putting my thumb down as if it was a gun hammer. Then I felt all life leave my body. I fell to the floor. I do believe I died with a smile. I closed my eyes. After a few minutes I opened them to see I was laying on some sand. I looked around me and saw I was in a desert. My wounds were healed and Kay was dead. It was just me. There was only one. I was on Earth.

"I did it!" I made it back. I then thought to myself. "Portal." I said and I was in the WR. Everything was still their. "Exit." I then tried shape shifting. I turned my right arm into a large blade.

"I am Dustin Shafer. The merciful god of death. The apocalypse is my home." I heard an Ugh from behind me. I turned to see Kay.

"Kay! Kay! Wake up!" she looked at me.

"What happened?"

"We killed each other. Believe me now?" she looked around then at me.

"*gasp* Dustin what happened to you!" I looked down and saw that I was extremely thin. As if all my muscle and organs were gone. I had deep blue skin and my hand was bigger. It was a thumb and two fingers in what appeared to be claws. My feet looked like griffon feat but were as pale as my hands.

"Whoa what the fuck!" I reached for my face and noticed my bottom jaw was gone.

"How am I talking?" I asked Kay. She still had her shape shifting powers as well. She formed a large cape/cloak and wrapped it around my face.

"I'm so sorry Dustin. I don't know what came over me." I gave her a good look as well. She was skinnier and a lot paler. No claws but still menacing. Her jaw was missing as well.

"You know I forgive you. So what happened?"

"We created a dimension for our other selves that doesn't strive on the influence of the princess. We can travel trough time and dimensions. We are wraiths now."

"That we did." We hugged. Since we couldn't kiss anymore we just hugged.

"Can't I just shape shift?" I asked her.

"You should." I turned back to me and gave her a kiss.

"Much better." she said.

Equestria

Static's POV

"What the hell just happened?" I yelled to the crying Princess. "What did you mean we would all die if he died?"

"There are many dimensions as I told you Static. This was intended to keep Dustin in order."

"Why?"

"So we could count on God for mercy."

"I don't understand."

"I don't think you will but I shall explain this in a single manner. Dustin was a wraith who managed to regain his humanity and knowledge while being you Static. At this same time he found love and survived. There were zombies as you called them here 2 days ago and they stopped them. But by doing this they caused a time paradox. Now your here and God's plan is in effect."

"Which is?" I asked.

"For you to all live. Freely and happily without my influence."

"We still want you though princess!" said all the ponies.

"Thank you My Little Ponies. If only I listened to him I could have avoided this bloodshed."

"So it's like he never existed?" asked Twilight.

"Kinda but He also helped create us all." said Celestia.

"I'm too confused." I said holding my head. Then a note fell from the sky. It landed near us.

"Dear Static Wielder and friends and whoever the fuck I don't feel like saying hi too.

I made it back to Earth. Kay's here. It's all okay. I don't know how she's here. I guess she was redeemed. I'll pay you guys a visit soon to check up on ya. Keep my friends safe. Keep Twilight safe. I know your confused about what the fuck has been going on the past 3 days but I recommend you don't think about it. I don't know what happened. Congrats on the baby as well. Also I want you to have my house. It's a perfect home for you and Twilight. Ask Celestia to show you where it is.

Signed

Dustin the Wraith.

P.S. When I visit you I will look different. A lot different. Just a head's up.

P.S.S. Their is a journal hidden in the White Room. The only way there is with a spell and I left a book and how to get their."

"Well that's interesting." I said.

That ends the Dustin chapter. Now whenever I want him in the story that will be about him I shall put 'The Wraith Chronicles.' in the  chapter title. Back to Static. This was my idea from the start. Everything was fake in Dustin's dimension but he made it all real. Now he's dead and everypony should get on with their lives. For now.

So we can just live?

So now back to the more humorous story. I had to get serious to get Dustin back in and kill him off. Now he's a wraith and I have everything going according to plan. If you are confused about reading this story it's okay. I confused myself at one point. ~ Static

"So Dustin, died, broke God's original plan and created a better one." said Sky.

"All in all, yes." I told him. We were walking to the house he gave us. When we went inside, well... it was amazing.

"Whoa!" was what everyone said except me as I was still stunned.

"How did he get such a cool place?" I asked Twilight.

"I don't know but he has everything we need. A library, a lab, an observatory. Two bedrooms." she said looking at the house document.

"Hey guys!" yelled Forest.

"What?" I yelled back.

"Look what I found!" He came up with a note card in his hands.

"Dear friends...

Just yell "Reaver!" in the air and I shall be their.

Signed Dustin."

"Do we want him here?" asked Twilight.

"Of course we do!" I told her. My friends were nodding in agreement. Twilight sighed and nodded her head.

"Reaver!" we all yelled out. Then a large portal appeared before us and a blue pony came through crashing into the ground.

"OOF! I need to work on that." It said. He looked up at us. "Hey guys. I'm back!" he said happily.

"Dustin?" I asked. He was a blue earth pony and black hair with many scars over his body. He was extremely thin and his eyes were just plain white with a black shadow over them. He had one piece of clothing on. It was a brown scarf that covered the lower half of his face. He had these long faded blue tattered... things going from the bottom of his neck to the back of his hindlegs.

"It's me." Dustin said. "Man I'm glad to be back!"

"You look different." I told him.

"And you look great Static!" He ran over and gave Forest and Sky a hug. "God I missed you guys. It's been a while or at least time wise for me."

"No It's been a while Dustin." I told him.

"Oh then I was right with my time." He gave Twilight a body studying look.

"You got bigger Twilight. How long till the baby?" He asked. How can you just ask that?

"Only a few more months. Is being big bad?" she asked with puppy dog eyes.

"No... It means the baby is healthy." He said rubbing her hair. Then the rest of the girls came in.

"Blah blah blah... Oh hello! Who are you?" asked Pinkie Pie.

"I'm Dustin. You already know me Rarity." He told them. Then Rarity ran up to him

"MY WORD DARLING! What are you wearing?" she asked pointing at the scarf.

"I'm wearing a scarf. Please don't touch it." He told her seriously. I wonder whats up.

"Are you hiding something? You have these scars over your body and one can only guess."

"I am hiding something. I know you aren't good with secrets Rarity but you don't want to see my face." He told her. He was standing his ground against an in-winnable fight. When he looked away she quickly reached up and ripped it off. Oh my god! It was terrible. His jaw is gone! The faded blue things stayed.

"What did I tell you?" He yelled at the unconscious unicorn. We all gasped at him and looked away. He wrapped it around his face.

"Oh my god!" I yelled at him. "Where is your jaw!"

"I don't know! Let's not make a big deal out of this."

"How are you talking?" asked Twilight.

"You know I asked that and never got an answer." He told us.

"Can you eat!" asked Pinkie Pie.

"No."

"Can you whistle?"

"No lips Pinkie." he told her. "Please stop your making this worse."

"Do you sleep?" asked Fluttershy.

"I don't. I'm a wraith now. That's the only thing I remember about this ordeal." Twilight grabbed a book on mythology.

"Web master... Wisp mother... Here it is! Wraith! The wraith is another word for ghost or spirit. A wraith is a spectral being. The wraith is an undead who can forge and reshape any one's destiny. Their is many variants of the wraith. Most are evil. Their is one they all can not stand up to. The Soul Reaver. That's all this says."

"The Soul Reaver?" Dustin asked her. "The sword?"

"You know what this is?" she asked him.

"It's the symbiotic weapon which I work for. Many wraiths such as myself do. We counter balance the vampires."

"Their are vampires now?" I asked him.

"Oh yeah! Theirs more than that as well. Do you want more examples?"

"No I believe you." I walked over to him and played with the faded blue wavy things from his back.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"What are these?" I asked him.

"Those are whats left of my wings."

"You have wings?"

"I did and now they are too damaged and tattered to fly. I can only glide."

"You sound like Raziel from the Kain series." I told him.

"That's what I asked." he said.

"Where's Kay?"

"We separated." He told me.

"I'm sorry."

"Me too." He then closed his eyes and returned to his human form. He stood their in his weird appearance. His feet were like a griffon and his claws were menacing. He had two fingers and one thumb. He was a sight too see. (If you want a better picture in your head then play one of the soul reaver games from the Legacy of Kain series.)

"Dustin what happened to you?" asked Twilight.

"I lost my humanity." he said.

"What did you do with it?" she asked.

"I gave it to every person in this dimension." Now that he mentions it I fell more alive! I have the will to do so.

"But in the process you died." I told him. He looked around at all of us and nodded.

"Is Static the only one who understands this?" he asked. We all turned our heads to the side except Rarity who fainted. He then stared at Pinkie Pie.

"Oh my... Pinkie are you pregnant?" he asked.

"Yes! How did you know?" We all stared at her. She was pregnant?

"I can see the soul of the child." he said. He stood up and opened his wings. They were in terrible condition. They looked like the wings of an angle who dared fight against God. When he closed them they went back to their wavy fabric like appearance.

"I am here to protect you all."

"We don't need anymore fighting." said a voice from outside. It was Celestia and Luna.

"Not yet." he said staring at the Princesses. He gave them both a cold stare.

"Reaver how long has it been for you since this morning?" asked Luna.

"Luna? You know this him?" asked Celestia.

"It's Dustin Tia. He has been gone for some time now." she said. "How long has it been for you?" she asked again.

"14 centuries is how long I was in the underworld training."

"I thought you went to earth." asked Celestia.

"I did but then some armies of heaven and hell began fighting. All of this stuff happened and yada yada yada I went to the underworld and trained."

"For what?"

"To save worlds." he said.

"And is this one in danger?" asked Luna.

"Not yet. Not for some time." he said. "I came here to have some fun."

"When will it happen?" asked Celestia.

"I don't know." We all remained quiet. Should we believe him?

"You should believe me Static." he said.

"Did you just read my mind?"

"No."

"Now I know your fucking with me."

"HAHAHA!" at least he was having a good laugh. He switched back to his pony form.

"I just want you all to treat me as one of you friends!" he said while giving me and Twilight a hug. "How about it guys?" he asked.

We all stomped our hooves and cheered for him to stay.

"Hey Dustin! I just had a question. You can dimension travel right?"

"Yeah."

"What places have you visited?" I asked him.

"Only the Dead Space one. I felt so bad about that place that I haven't traveled again." he said.

"Was it that bad?" I asked him.

"It was terrible. Worse than anything I've done." Celestia had a giggle. Luna looked lonely.

"Hey Luna! Where is Dream?" he asked her.

"Who?" I guess they never met because of his time paradox.

"Nothing! Never mind." He told her. I went to Celestia.

"Celestia, is Princess Sundance still a lunatic?"

"Sundance has been a great ally to us for years now. She has two great kids that will be great rulers one day."

"I see. That's great!" he doesn't look happy. Then again it's hard to see expressions on a face without a jaw and cheeks. That has to suck.

"Actually it's really cool!" he said from behind me.

"Stop doing that!" I yelled.

"Can't help it."

More than meets the eye.

Twilight is going to be in for the best night of her life. I can guaranteed this. - Static.

Twilight's POV

I walked outside with Static. How can someone as young and happy as him be as fast and powerful as a blood dragon? I didn't think ponies could be so strong willed. And his friends are just as strong?

"So tell me more about your friends." This will get me some answers.

"Forest Breeze is the most nimble of us and you know about his plant powers. Sky Glider is a fast flyer and the strongest of our trio. I am the fast one and apparently lucky." I wonder how his reflexes are like?

Ironically up the hill a cart opened up and all the barrels in the back rolled down the hill towards Static. He moved extremely fast and made his ways through the barrels stacking them up. The pony with the cart came downhill and said he was sorry.

"Hey Twilight? What's the best place here for romance?" I'm still trying to see how he moved like that.

"I don't know Static. I never got to be with a stallion before?"

"Alright. We'll find it. I'm hungry though."

"Me too."

"Let's get some grub."

Forest's POV

I was listening to the plants in town. I can almost guaranteed you that Static is going to tell the girls about our blood dragon days. I could tell Fluttershy now.

"Can I tell you something Shy?" I owe her. She shared her bed and company. She also knows I'm hiding something.

"Anything."

"Alright..." I told her how we went through the toughest training, how we never killed, how we protected the land, and how we fought to stop future violence.

"So you wanted to fight?"

"No. It was all we could do though. We were just teens. We're also ex- blood dragons."

"What happened?"

"On our last mission we failed our top priority. We were suppose to protect princess White Tulip. She was the daughter of Princess Sundance. It was our fault she died." I explained the griffon and dragon fights, the shadow figures, and how hard it hit Static.

"He couldn't stand how he failed to protect her. Princess Sundance only blamed him. Not me or Sky. They got a new group of personal soldiers now. There called Stormblades. They don't play by the book. They don't care who gets hurt or who they kill, and they got every mission done no matter what the cost. We asked Celestia and Luna to quit. The guilt was too much."

"I'm so sorry to hear that. What do you do know?"

"We travel like the old days. Until now. I'm staying here and hopefully with you."

"Your sweet. I understand why you fought. You wanted to open a future without violence and hate. Those new soldiers that work for Sundance may be better in her eyes but they can't make the best choices when it comes to peace."

"Thank you so much Fluttershy." I had to stop to wipe a tear. My entire life, I fought for some good. It would tear me up from the inside If I couldn't help in some way. Fluttershy came over to me and instead of a hug or a pat-on-the-back she kissed me. It was the best kiss of my life. We wrapped our wings around each other and enjoyed this moment.

Sky's POV

I had this bad feeling in my gut. I had a bad dream. I was fighting shadow knights with Forest. I remember everything. I was a blood dragon and guilt took over me. I really like Pinkie Pie. She's always happy and makes me happy no matter what. She's also sharing her bed with me. I need to tell her.

"Hey Pinks, I need to tell you something."

"Okay let's here it." She closed the door so no one could hear us.

"Alright..." I told her everything. It took about 20 or so minutes but she accepted it.

"So your telling me that Princess Sundance is blaming Static for everything? What a meanie weenie." I'm surprised at how serious this is.

"We never killed which she thought was a stupid goal. She also got into constant feuds with Static. She would say 'You can't make the hard choices.' and he would say 'You can't make the best choices!' and that was how alot of events ended. The guilt killed us so we quit. Celestia understood and always offered support. The reason is because Static has Celestia's blood in him. He's directly related to her."

"It sounds like you guys had a very tough time. Is there anything I can do to help?"

"You can support us. Watch our backs. Be a friend. Or more to me at least." Pinkie pushed me back on the bed and positioned herself above me. We were kissing. It was wonderful! I'm so happy right now! It's like a sugar rush.

"I know one thing that can help your stress." She kissed me again and moved her mouth to my ear. "Wanna do the Naughty Hug?"

"Only with you Pinkie Pie."

Static's POV 6 hours later

It's a good day today. Twilight and I had a wonderful lunch and we were at the top of the hill watching a sunset. I had Twilight under my left hoof and all of her bags on my right. Jeez. Oh well she's happy. She looked up at me with her violet eyes. I bent down and kissed her earning a few whistle from some ponies in town.

"Twilight... I said earlier that I wanted to tell you something..."

"Yes?"

"Do you know anything about the Blood Dragons? Your from Canterlot."

"They were Celestia's best soldiers right?"

"Yes and we were the most kind as well."

"We? Do you mean..."

"I'm a knight. So are my friends." I explained to her everything. Our honest goals. My failure to protect White Tulip.

"I'm so sorry to hear all of this Static."

"I want to teach you something. Would you like to learn some new magic?"

"Would I!"

"Close your eyes. Now feel the magic around you. Ignore everything else. Now you use your thoughts for most magic right?"

"Yes."

"Don't think about anything. Feel a door in front of you. Don't think it. Feel it. Your thoughts are like a person in the way. Now go pass it and through the door." I did the same thing and we were both in a large moving bubble.

"You did it."

"What does this do?"

"It separates you from the outside world. Notice how everything moves so slow?"

"This is how you move so fast!"

"Exactly. I discovered this spell when I was trying to save Forest from a manticorn. It's like your walking between two dimensions. But your not. That's the next spell."

"This is amazing."

"It is." We both left the time sphere as I called it. Twilight almost fainted but I caught her.

"I am amazed how quickly you learned that Twilight. You are the best unicorn."

"Better than you?"

"I only know about 28 spells."

"Wow."

"Want to go home?"

"Yes." we left and took our time. The spell really put the fatigue on her. I carried all the bags with books inside them. We saw Spike sleeping on the chair so we left him and went to Twilight's room. When we did she immediately began to kiss me. I accepted and picked her up. She used her magic to take my clothes off. I need to learn that.

She pushed me on the bed and we continued to make love till I got a hard on.

"Twilight... Do you really want to do this?" I'm still a gentleman.

"Yes..." I put the tip of my penis at her vagina.

"I haven't done this before Twilight. Are you sure?"

"I'm ready." I pulled her in for a kiss and slowly put my member inside of her. She gasped as I felt her hymen break. She had her left eye closed and tears in her right.

"It's so big." that's what she said.

"I'm glad." I was on the bottom and she was on top of me. She slowly went up and down on my member. The entire time we were locked in a kiss. This lasted for about 2 minutes.

"Twilight... I'm gonna cum soon." I told her. She was hugging me tightly.

"Me too... I'm going... I'm going..." She was really into this. We both came at the same time in a moment of pure ecstasy. She moaned very loudly. I hope no one heard us. She continued to pant for air. We were both sweaty and exhausted.

"I... I..." She still couldn't talk. But I know what she was going to say.

"I love you *pant* Twilight."

"I love you... too... Static..." She brought her head down on my chest. I felt my junk slide out of her. She was loving it as much as I did. We both soon passed out.

Blaze's POV

I was sleeping with Rainbow Dash again.

"I have never been so close to a girl like you RD." I told her as she snuggled on me.

"Really?"

"This is the best relationship I have ever been in. Thank you for being so good to me."

"You have to do me a favor."

"What Is it?"

"You have to tell me how you really feel." I pulled her in for a kiss.

"I love you."

"That's all I needed to know." She pushed me back on the bed.

"Ready for round 4?" I asked her.

"You know it."

Forest's POV

Fluttershy and I haven't moved since we wrapped our wings around each other and kissed.

"Forest. Can we... I don't want to force you but can we go to bed?"

"Yes." I picked her up and flew to the bed. We continued to kiss but it would have helped if I could see where we were going because I hit my head.

"Ow." I brought her to the bed. When we got there she forced herself on top of me.

"I want to love you Forest Breeze."

"And I do love you Fluttershy." I opened her legs and slowly massaged her pussy with my hoof.

"Oh wow... Keep going..." I continued to molest her until she came. She must really want it. She got on her knees and began to suck on my member.

"Jeez... Your tongue is amazing." She gave me puppy dog eyes while she did it. After a while, I came in her mouth. She swallowed it and got back on top of me. I gave her a kiss and flipped her on her back.

"Sorry baby..."I started. "... But I'm on top." I put my penis at her vagina which was already wet.

"Ready?"

"I'm ready." I felt her hymen break as I forced my dick inside of her.

"Ow... OH Forest! More please..." I did as she told and continued to fuck her hard. After a few minutes we were both on the edge.

"I'm going to cum inside of you Fluttershy."

"Yes please..." We both came at the same time actually. It was a beautiful sight. After a minute we both got back in our wing hug and kiss. She reached over and wrapped the blanket around us.

"Thank you Forest."

"Thank you Fluttershy. Goodnight."

"Goodnight."

Sky's POV

"That was amazing Pinkie Pie." We were just finishing with our 'Naughty Hug.'

"You mean a lot Sky. Do you feel better?"

"Lots. Thank you Pinkie Pie. This may be sudden but I think I love you." I'm surprised I got the whole sentence out without panting.

"I love you to willie nillie. Wanna go again?"

"You betcha. What do you want to try next?"

"Lets try anal." I bent her over on her bed and placed the tip of my penis on her asshole.

"Are you ready?"

"Yes." I put it inside her. She said ow a few times but was getting to like it.

"Wowie Zowie. My brain just went Powie!" We continued to fuck for a few more minutes till I came and she almost passed out.

"Do you need to stop?" I asked her. I know I do.

"Yes please." She got on top of me and snuggled her head into my chest. I gave her a long kiss. "Goodnight Pinkie."

"Goodnight Sky."

Static's POV

I woke up early in the morning. Twilight was still on me. I was too comfortable to move. She slowly woke up.

"Morning Static."

"Morning Twilight."

"Last night was amazing. I have never felt so good before."

"I have never been this deep in a relationship before. I really do love you."

"I love you too." She gave me a large french kiss. Spike walked up the steps with a yawn.

"What are you two doing?" Both our eyes opened. We didn't think about him.

"We're just. Cuddling. Right?"

"Yes. You sleep good Spike?"

"I did actually. There was this noise coming from outside that was like a bump after bump and the beat put me to sleep." We were both looking at him with our jaws dropping.

"That's great. We didn't hear anything." said Twilight.

"No we didn't. Say how's Rarity?"

"Oh I forgot! I need to help with her dress!" he ran out of the Library.

"Well that leaves the two of us. Eh Twilight?"

"It does." She kissed me again. "My... crotch is still felling like it's burning though."

"Mine too. That means we did a good job. We keep this up and we're going to end up with a baby."

"I would love to have a kid. How about you?"

"With you that would be a dream. I'll be a better dad than mine was anyways."

"You would actually have a kid with me?"

"Yes. Only you."

"Then you passed my test." She laid me back down and began to suck on my member.

"You really know what your doing?" She had to stop to say. "One of the books I got yesterday is about sex." She went back to work. After a while I came in her mouth. She coughed once but swallowed it all. "Jeez you come a lot."

"I guess I'm sorry."

"You will be tonight. I got to clean myself. I love you."

"I love you too Twilight." This is the best day ever. I hope my friends had a good night like me.

If we can dimension travel then we can be epic badasses or assholes. Your choice.

Dustin is officially going to be crazy. He'll get a new power if you cant read the chapter title giving you a head's up. He hooked up with a hotty and this story will still show off some of Static. He is technically still the hero. Dustin is more of the cynical protagonist / anti-hero.

I awoke in my room. I was laying in bed... with Kay... naked. And I was enjoying... being in bed... with Kay... naked. What is she 34 D? So much better than those clopfic images in my head! EW!

"What time is it?" she asked me while still laying on me.

"It's too early in the morning." I went back to sleep. A few minutes later.

"Dustin Kay! Get up! It's two in the afternoon!" said Doc. I grabbed a pillow and threw it.

"Shut up! It's two in the afternoon!" He took notice of how we didn't have any clothes. He left the room.

"Whats go see what the old bastard wants." She said getting up only wearing a pair of panties. She put on a tank top and a pair of sleeping pants. I just put on my sleeping pants and followed her.

"Glad to see you both up and well rested." He put a piece of machinery in front of us. "I came up with this idea by combining the magic in the books with average day science." He pushed a button and the box unfolded into a large machine.

"Climb in test dummy." He said to me.

"Alright..." I got on a table which slid back pulled me down and closed a few metal clamps. "Hey what gives!"

"I think I can edit your brain. Which eye do you see better out of?"

"My left but that doesn't-" My head was held still and he cut on a drill and stuck it in my eye. "ERG! WHAT THE FUCK!" I yelled. I fell silent as I saw a light in front of me. When I did I was floating in a white room surrounded by photos.

"Do you see anything?" I heard in my head. It sounded like Zephyr.

"I'm in a white room surrounded by photos or something like that."

"Then It worked! You can send yourself across other dimensions and time itself."

"How do I leave?"

"Just say exit."

"Exit." I opened my eyes to see that I was on the couch. Kay was wiping blood away from my right eye.

"It doesn't hurt. Explain the machine doctor."

"Like I said I used magic. I programmed powerful magic into your brain and now you have the ability to travel through space and time. Just touch a photo like the notes in this book says." He handed me a book.

"So I can't die?"

"Since you can control time then you can affect your age."

"Kay get in there."

"What Why?"

"I don't want to live for eternity without you."

"Your right." She climbed in the machine. The clamps around her chest really showed off her boobs.

"Your enjoying this aren't you?" we both nodded. Then the drill entered her eye when she didn't expect it. A few minutes went by and she was in the same place.

"It says here just think portal in your head and you can enter this place." So I closed my eyes. "Portal." and I was in the room floating with Kay.

"This is amazing!" she said looking around.

"I think so. I guess we can be here together as well. If we can dimension travel then we can be epic badasses or assholes. Your choice." I looked at Kay.

"Let's do both." She touched a picture of Minecraft. I however said "Exit."

"Where did she go?" said Dr. Z

"I don't know Zephyr. I'll just let her have some fun. By the way what kind of name is that?"

"I was born in the Apocalypse."

"Right and we've been here for years so that means you really aged."

"I'm 53."

"I'm 23 but I was born before the Apocalypse making me your elder. You must listen to your elder."

"That's not really fair."

"Life's not fair." Then Kay walked through a large white portal in the wall. She had a few scratches, an 8-bit pickaxe, and the head of a creeper with her.

"Hey Kay. You've been gone for like 2 minutes."

"Really? I was there for hours."

"I guess Equestria is the slowest off all the dimensions affected by time." She put her stuff in our room. We had a two closets. One made for storing equipment and another for storing sets of clothes.

"My turn. Portal." I went to the WR (White Room.) and chose the one that said 'Dead Space.' "Oh I love this game!"

Meanwhile

"Static wake up." said Twilight.

"I'm awake." I said. She pulled me up for a kiss. While we enjoyed I was having trouble adjusting to her larger figure.

"This baby is big." she said. Too big. Hehehe.

"That just means he's healthy. Like a... horse! Get it?"

"Yes." Then a large white light appeared on the ceiling. A large human figure fell from it. We both ran downstairs to see it stand up. He was male, wearing a CEC Mk. 3 Engineering suit and holding a plasma cutter. He looked at both of us and took off his helmet.

"God Dammit." He said. It was Dustin!

"Dustin where did you come from and how did you get that Dead Space gear?"

"So your the Dustin I heard about?" said the defensive Twilight. Does she seriously not remember me?

"Yes and yes." He said. He took in a deep breath and brushed the blood of his ribbed armor.

"Ew! What is that stuff!" said Twilight hiding behind me.

"Blood and guts." He said.

"You killed people?" I asked.

"I try not to. I do kill the undead." He responded putting the helmet back on then he used the stasis module on us.

"TTTWWWIIILLLIIIGGGHHHTTT DDDOOONNN'TTT LLLEEETTT HHHIIIMMM HHHIIITTT YYYOOOUUU WWWIIITTTHHH HHHIIISSS SSSTTTAAASSSIIISSS AAATTTAAACCCKKK!!!"

"OOOKKKAAAYYY!!!" Dustin looked back and forth between us. He then teleported to someplace unknown.

"III GGGOOOTTT HHHIIITTT!!!" Said Twilight.

"DDDAAAMMMMMMIIITTT!!!" Said Static.

Back at home

"You've been gone for a few minutes. Where did you go Dustin?" said Kay as I appeared in the house.

"Dead Space. When I came back I was in the Library at Ponyville. So I teleported here."

"I see. Nice Armor."

"Thank you." I told her. I pushed the button on my chest hologram and the suit unfolded I put it in the closet in our room.

"*gasp* Oh my god! Dustin you've been cut!"

"I died. Then it said you know loading checkpoint and I never healed this wound. Stupid alien zombies."

"That sounds harsh." I pulled out a small med kit and sprayed it on the wound closing it.

"Where did you get these scars?" asked Dr. Z towards Kay.

"What?" she saw that her tank top was showing a large scar around her left arm. It was from where it got blown off.

"When I was in the apocalypse I died from blood loss when I got my arm and legs blown off." I took her in for a hug.

"Don't think like that." I told her getting a kiss in return.

"I know. Hey Dr. Z did you ever find a special person?"

"No. Why?"

"Well I'm sure there is a pony to hook up with here." she told him.

"Maybe. And stop calling me Dr. Z. It's Zephyr."

"But Dr. Z sounds so much cooler!" I told him.

"I don't want everyone else to know I am a doctor."

"Whatever." I told him. Kay and I looked at each other. "Wanna fuck with other people?"

"You mean ponies?" she asked.

"Yeah. Wanna?"

"Yes." We both turned into birds and flew away. When we got to the castle we began to squawk at the princesses every time they tried to talk.

"Watch this." I told Kay. I transformed into Death from Darksiders II and Kay landed on my arm in the shape of a crow.

"Now listen to meee..."  I said in a ghostly voice. They both were shaking.

"I am Death! I am here to tell you two to watch over Dustin and Kay. I trust those two with my life." They both nodded and I jumped out a window turning into a raven.

"I love shape shifting. Far cooler than what Static does."

"You mean the lightning thing?"

"Yes. It's like trying to compare Alex Mercer to Cole MacGrath."

"Well... Prototype is always better."

"I know! At least one person agrees with me. I mean would you rather have lightning going through your body all day long or would you shape shift?"

"Shape shift. The lightning sounds uncomfortable."

"Exactly. You know I just thought of something. Since Alex made his clothes in Prototype can we make our own?"

"What?"

"In the game their is this one scene where the military guy says that ZEUS or Alex even has synthetic clothes that his body made after he died. Like a biomass. We should try it." We both went behind our house and turned into humans. I tried it and made the same jacket that Alex wears. Kay tried it and she was in a cute long sleeved shirt with a ruffled skirt, leggings, and tennis shoes.

"You are just adorable." I told her. She smiled while putting her hair in a ponytail.

"Its what cute girls wear on an adventure." I put the hood up on my jacket. She made a hood on her shirt and pulled it up and on que it began to rain.

"What do you do to fuck with somebody when it rains?" I asked her.

"I'm not sure." I summoned a lighter and gave her my favorite smile: The cynical one!

"We play with fire!"

Gonna be a blackout tonight.

I'm still having troubles coming up with many Oc's. There will be lots but not involving the main three.

It was a beautiful day for a sunset. A fitting end for our lives. You see, the apocalypse was on its way and my friends and I decided "Fuck it." that we didn't want to hide in metal underground vaults and live out a wasteland. We offered much to society only to be rejected.

"Alright gentlemen..." I started calmly. "Cards down."

"3 sevens a nine and a king." said Kelly who was uncomfortable giving his money. We were enjoying one last game of cards on the roof of my Jeep.

"Brandon?" I looked at him as he gave me a cold look. "Aw... Fuck you Dustin. I fold." It was like he didn't care anymore. I don't blame him. His parents decided that suicide was a fitting way to go. The radio on my right kept blurting out "This is not a test. Warheads inbound."

"Royal Flush I win!" I was always the lucky one. Kelly was more of the tranquil one and Brandon was the peaceful one. I would be the fighter anyways. It goes against the warrior's code to let a fight go on without me in it.

"Men..." I knew now would be a good time to talk. "Its been a honor growing up with you 2 for the past 16 years. Your my brothers." Not like Cody my actual brother who was a total ass.

"Friendship is magic." said Kelly.

"Really? We're about to die and you think of that Kelly? *sigh*... yeah I think I would like to talk about a cartoon before we bite the dust."

"Pinkie Pie would be great company at a time like this." said Brandon. She was always his favorite.

"Twilight is best pony." I said trying to stand some ground.

"No way dude. Fluttershy." said Kelly.

"Warheads inbound!" said the radio.

"Really? That quick?" My sentence was followed by "5...4...3..."

"I'm gonna miss you guys!" Brandon said pulling us both in a hug. He was a tank.

"2..."

"Brandon... we die together and we will make it through the next life together. Brothers..."

"1..." They both brohoofed me.

"To the End!" they said. Then the nuke hit. Believe it or not right infront of us. The erupting blast destroyed a small town and was now emitting a large crowd this way. We ignored it and stared at the sunset with the moon right beside it. Kinda like the princesses were standing side by side wishing us luck. The flames of war soon engulfed us.

Kelly's POV

I didn't know it but I felt my body go through some sort of portal. I landed on the ground and did a front roll to keep my body intact and watched as the portal escaped. I looked down to notice something wrong. I wasn't glowing with radioactivity or being eaten by zombies. I was a pony!

"You have got to be shitting me." I had green fur and my tail was dirty blonde showing streaks of brown and blonde. I imagined my hair was the same in a long straight cut. My clothes were gone and I reached to scratch my back to notice I had wings.

"Yes yes yes yes YES! I'm a pegasus!" I couldn't help but be full of energy. I looked around to notice a few ponies come to me saying "Are you alright?"

"Yes." I looked up to see two portals open in the sky. I pointed to them getting everyone's attention when two ponies began to fall.

Dustin's POV

It felt like I was dreaming. I could feel the wind in my hair and the cold hit my face. Cold? Why would I dream that? I opened my eyes to tell I was in free fall.

"AAAAGGGGGHHHHH! Whats happening! Is this a joke?!" I reached for a parachute but couldn't find one. I lost it when I saw my hooves. "I'm a pony! Wait then..." I looked at my back to see if I had wings but I couldn't tell since I was wearing a black jumpsuit of some kind and a grey vest. I looked at my forehead to see the large horn.

"Alright magic is so 20% cooler. Just teleport then." I thought about a place to teleport to but I felt a physics lesson take control of me.

Your body falling fast to the ground + Teleport to some other place = Big bloody splat.

I looked at a falling big built pegasus which was a dark blue color. Brandon!

"Wake up!" I smacked him once and he woke up. He had sorta long shaggy brown hair and a tail to match. His eyes were a odd shade of hazel that were as yellow as a cat's eye.

"What? Where? AAAAHHHHGGGGHHHHHH!" He began to scream quickly realizing his position.

"Brandon were ponies now! You have wings so use them to save us okay?" He quickly began to flap his wings slowing are descent. We were about 20 ft from the ground when I fell from his grip.

"Oh god!" I tried my magic again and *POOF!* big orange bubble caught me. "Dude I will punch your fucking... Soul! You fucking Ass-hat!"

"Sorry Dusty no fingers remember?" He had an evil grin on his face. He lowered himself to my bubble which had small strands of lightning emitting from its orange beauty. He did the first dick move which came to mind. The bastard popped it!

"OOF!" I hit the ground. Hard. Hard enough to leave a shape similar to my body in the ground. When I tried to pull out a green hoof grabbed me and pulled me out. He had dirt brown eyes and long straight brown hair with blonde in it. Kelly.

"Hiya buddy!" He began dusting off dirt from my clothes. I felt sick when a purple unicorn came to my side in a time of aid.

"Whoa hey take it easy!" I put an arm around her. She was real alright. I could feel her hair and her heartbeat. Very soft. Like the snuggles fabric softener actually worked and made me happy. Not saying anything bad about snuggles. Just the bear use to creep the fuck out of me. I looked down at my reflection in a puddle of water in the ground as if it just recently rained. Well.. besides raining men!

Anyways... I was an orange pony with a horn to match the color of my coat. I got to keep clothes unlike Kelly and Brandon. My hair and tail were long and ruffled showing two shades of grey as my hair color. My eyes were always the part that amazed me ever since I was a baby. They were Blue with a slight green tint and a very small yellow jagged ring circling the pupil. The only way to see the yellow was to get into kissing range. But my beautiful eyes were halfway blocked by the small bags I had below them. Before I could admire my awesomeness the whiplash hit me as I turned my head away from any pony and threw up my breakfast.

"You okay?" asked Kelly.

Twilight turned to me and said. "Your friend told us about you. This is them right Forest Breeze?" she looked at Kelly. Really? That the best he could manage in a small time. Guess I need to stay incognito as well. I thought about the lightning in my magic bubble. I got shocked when Brandon popped it.

Static Wielder... I heard a whisper in my head. He's Sky Glider... There it is again.

"Yeah were best friends. I'm Static Wielder." I looked at Brandon as he knew I would come up with one for him. "This is Sky Glider." He smiled and nodded. "And you are...?" I knew the answer but can't risk compromising myself. "Twilight Sparkle."

"I see." I looked at the sun and said out loud by accident. "... she's cute and real..." I fainted on top of her.

Brandon's POV

"Dammit Sky!" Forest said to me. Right... pony name.

"Sorry couldn't resist." I pulled Static off Twilight and picked him up on my back. I have this whole pony thing in the bag. I looked at Twilight who was talking with Fluttershy and Applejack. "He said I was cute and real. What does that mean?" She was blushing since he said that. That retarded genius knew how to pick up chicks without knowing it.

"Hey Twilight!" I called her. "Do you have a place where we can take him?" She nodded and said "Get him to the library and I will help him there."

"Where's that?"

"What?"

"The Library? Were new here."

"Oh sorry! Its the big oak tree 3 blocks down the road." She still had that blush. Did that really mean so much to her that she cant stop thinking about it. I heard Static mumble something but quickly fall back to his breathing noise. He couldn't snore since he had no tonsils. That's probably any girl's dream. A nice quiet goodnight sleep with the guy who doesn't snore.

"Come on Sky. Lets go." Kelly and I ran off so we could have a quick talk.

"Dude were in Ponyville!" he nodded.

"Meaning were in Equestria!" he nodded again.

"Its a dream come true!" He smiled and gave Static a nudge with his back left hoof. "And this genius just got us a place to stay. You saw how Twilight reacted to his little comment at the end?"

"Yeah. Didn't he say she was his favorite?"

"Yeah and now he can date her. Any bronies dream come true." Forest said with confidence.

"Most bronies would just fuck her then leave her. Static isn't that kind of guy though. If only I could get..." I was cut off by a pink blur which ended with a pink pony staring into my face. "...Pinkie Pie." I finished my sentence.

"Welcome to Ponyville! Would you like a party?" She was happy to see us apparently. Guess there aren't that much stallions.

"We sure would!" I added. I love parties. So much fun and with enough vodka can last very long. "But can it wait till my friend Static here wakes up. Poor baby took a bad fall!" I am so going to make fun of him for passing out. Too much fun to just let go by.

"How about tonight at the Library!" she said happily.

"Sounds perfect." Forest looked at me with the largest cartoon smile he could manage. I was amazed his glasses stayed on his face. Did the writer forget to mention that? Kelly has glasses. Pinkie ran all the way home getting ready for her party.

"We're here for 10 minutes, Dustin gets a date, we get a place to crash, and we get a party from the master of parties, can this get any better?" Then a large old man fell asleep on a table on our left as a gust of wind made a lottery ticket fly off of his table and land on Static's head. Forest took it. "You are the winner of a million bits! God is he lucky or what?" What did I tell ya? I said at the beginning he was lucky. Forest patted his head and he gave a slight smile back to us as if he could still hear us or something.

2 minutes of walking later

"Hey Forest why didn't we fly?" I just noticed we both had very large wings. "Could have saved us the trouble."

"You don't fly with a injured pony." We both made our way to the large tree like building. We went to the door and opened it showing us a giant collection of books. The Library.

"Great were here. Lets drop him off here." We put Static on a couch and Forest took a blanket with his teeth and covered him up.