Join Walter as he goes through his daily routines. Will he master the power of the cat-gods? Will he learn to jump? And will he catch that mysterious red dot?

To answer those questions: No.

Based on a true story.
[A One-shot]
[My very first fic]
[Warning: I wrote this while intoxicated with lots of coffee.]
[A playful little story inspired by my roommate's kitten]