Princess Lover

This is a work of total fiction, made entirely for entertainment purposes. No money is gained from the production of this prose.

The years crawled on by, and many changes befell the young Human Princess. As nopony had ever encountered the Human species, Celestia had no idea what to expect from her daughter.

She had no idea what to think about her. It raised many questions, some that horrified her. How long was the human lifespan? Did she have much longer with her daughter, or would they be together for centuries? Celestia was no stranger to death, but she hoped to have about a century more with her daughter. She wasn't sure how she would take it if Lily died at thirty.

Would the child develop abilities? It was a rather common occurrence in nature to provide females with natural defenses, both to protect themselves and to protect their young. If she did develop some ability or reflex, would she be able to teach Lily how to control it? Or was it something only another human could help her with?

Luckily, the only changes seemed to be physical. Now twenty years old, Lily had shot up to be five-feet-eleven-inches tall. One inch taller than Celestia herself (not counting the horn). Not only that, but she seemed to have grown outward. Lily had become incredibly curvy, something that was not expected judging by her previously svelte build. Granted, that was her as a child, but voluptuous was never something they had anticipated.

A primatologist theorized that humans must be a Primate species in a "perpetual heat," as the only time primate females had engorged teats and buttocks were during their heat cycle. Because lily had blossomed into a beautiful young woman, many Stallions had become enamored with the exotic princess. It seemed Lily was turning down a stallion once a week.

Despite the countless suitors, Lily had never taken up any stallion on his request for courtship.

Hell, if Lily showed interest in any males, they were always Minotaurs.

Celestia had found dozens of Minotaur Fitness and various pornographic magazines hidden away in Lily's room. She was rather confused about Lily's attraction. She didn't have a problem with it. Lily was free to be with whomever she so chose. However, Lily was raised amongst ponies since her arrival. She went to school, lived with, played with, was raised by ponies. Her attraction to minotaurs, of all species, a species she had never personally interacted with, came as a surprise.

This was something she was interested in getting to the bottom of.

As she approached her daughters room, she found the door wide open and saw Lily and Twilight talking and laughing. She raised a hoof and knocked on the large wooden door, hoping to get their attention.

Both girls turned to see Celestia standing in the doorway.

"Mother? Are you not attending Day Court this day?" asked Lily. Twilight looked to her teacher with worry.

"Is there something you need Princess?" Twilight gasped. "Did I forget to turn something in? Princess, I'm terribly sorry! I---" Twilight was cut off by Lily before she could begin one of her speeches.

"Twilight, calm down. You must remember to relax and breathe. You will drive yourself to an early grave if you maintain this tension."

"My daughter is right, Twilight," laughed the sun princess. "You are much too high strung." Mother and daughter shared a laugh at the lavender Unicorn's expense. "In regards to your earlier inquiries, Day Court is currently in recess. No, Twilight, you are not tardy, I am actually here because I would like to speak with you, Lily." Lily looked at her mother curiously.

"In regards to what, exactly?" Celestia's eyes drifted over to Twilight.

"This is regarding something rather personal, and I am unsure if you would appreciate me discussing it before Twilight, my daughter." Now, both Lily and Twilight's curiosities were piqued.

"Mother, Twilight is my best friend. There are no secrets between us. I assure you, no matter how personal or embarrassing you may believe this to be for me, I have already discussed it with Twilight at some point or another." Celestia frowned, but did not challenge her daughter's words.

She stepped towards the large bed that the two young ladies were sitting on, and summoned a pile of magazines between them. Twilight eeped in embarrassment when she realized what exactly was contained in the pile of magazines. Other than a slight blush of embarrassment, Lily's face betrayed no emotion.

"Now I know where my magazines have been disappearing to," the Princess mumbled.

"I want to make myself perfectly clear: You are not in trouble," stated the Solar Princess. "Nor do you have anything to be ashamed of. Sexual desires are perfectly natural to feel, especially young ladies such as yourselves. Everyone experiences these desires, male, female, Pony, Gryphon, Dragon...life seeks to create more life and in animals, such as ourselves, that method is quite pleasurable. It is a natural part of life."

"What, exactly, is the problem then? If you understand my desires, why do we need to have this discussion?" Lily asked.

"To be honest, I am curious about something, and I was hoping you would be willing to share."

"Ask away, mother."

"Are you sexually attracted to Minotaurs?" Celestia asked. "Rest assured, there is no issue here about who you desire, but you have never met any minotaurs, so I'm curious as to how you would come across these magazines."

"No, I am not attracted to Minotaurs." Confessed Lily.

Wait, what? That was...unexpected.

"Lily---"

"I am aware that this is Minotaur Porn, but the minotaurs themselves, I am not attracted to."

"I don't understand..." said Twilight. "If you're not attracted to Minotaurs, why all the Minotaur porn?"

"...they remind me of Men."

"Men, as in...male Humans?" Asked Celestia. Lily nodded.

"Human men and Minotaurs look the same between the waist and the neck. Broad shoulders, strong arms, pecs, abs, all of it. I remember some men back in the human world who looked like that. I...use the minotaurs to inspire fantasies of Human men whenever I feel...tense."

"So, you fantasize about Humans and you use the Minotaurs for inspiration?"

"I am not attracted to any of the natives on this planet. I've lived here for fourteen years, but ponies, dragons, zebras...I do not feel any romantic connection with anyone."

Twilight wrapped a foreleg around her friend's shoulder, trying to provide whatever emotional support she could. Celestia however was stunned into silence. The entire time, she had always believed she could provide everything for her daughter, but this was one thing she could not provide. It was natural for the young human to desire a human male. Interspecies relationships may occur in Equestria, but Lily had spent the first six years of her life on Earth. All her girlhood fantasies of romance and marriage took place between her and a human male. Even fourteen years devoid of human contact did not lessen her desire.

Celestia knew Lily had tried. One cannot force attraction, if Lily claimed that she felt nothing for Equestrians, then there was a very little chance of someone sweeping her off her feet. It would be difficult for her to settle down with a native if every one of her fantasies were dominated by humans. Even if she could somehow form a romantic bond with a native, children would be impossible. Magic was a powerful, mysterious force, but if Nature said no, the answer is no. No matter how much magic you put into it, if an egg can't be fertilized, it wouldn't take.

Celestia stepped forward, to the edge of the large bed and wrapped a brilliant white wing around her daughter.

"Forgive me my daughter," Celestia said. "All this time I believed I could give you everything you needed. But, i cannot give you what you desire most: humanity."

"Mother, please." She protested. "You've given me everything I need. This is simply my own---"

"No, my daughter. What you are feeling is perfectly natural. Millions of years of evolution have conditioned you to crave a mate of your own species. Even here, on a planet with multiple sapient species, inter-species relationships are highly uncommon." Celestia stated. "This desire of yours has only brought to light long buried feelings. At this time, you must feel most alone."

Lily said nothing and returned her mother's comforting embrace. She didn't want to show it, but her mother was right.

Lily nursed her glass of wine, watching the celebrating ponies in Ponyville's main square, just in front of the Mayor's office. As it turned out, Twilight was correct in her assumption that Nightmare Moon's return was nigh. Even more surprising was that Nightmare Moon, minutes of her release, managed to sequester Celestia before anyone could stop her. Lily was ignored by the dark mare, and was immediately taken into protective custody as the Royal Guard did their best to take control of the situation.

She was locked away in the Golden Oaks Library for four hours before everything returned to normal.

It was a bit of a shocker to hear that Twilight and her five new friends, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy and Rarity, managed to utilize the Elements of Harmony to purify Nightmare Moon, turning her back into Princess Luna, Celestia's sister and her Aunt. It was a momentous occasion, one that saw the Diarchy of Equestria restored. Pinkie Pie would not let such an opportunity for the Grandaddy of all parties slip through her hooves.

Now, the party of the century was taking place in the small town of Ponyville.

Lily took a sip of her red wine.

"Good afternoon, Princess Lily," greeted a suave voice to her right. Looking down, she saw a charcoal-gray Pegasus stallion. He had an athletic build, and his coat was complimented by a white and electric blue mane and tail. He had a confident look on his face, not at all intimidated by the fact this was not only a princess, but Princess Celestia's daughter. Lily knew immediately what he wanted.

Well, he's handsome enough I suppose... Lily thought to herself. "It truly is. For the first time in a millenia, my mother has her sister back by her side, I am most happy for her," she said. And she was. She really was happy for her mother.

"You seem rather distracted, your highness," he began. "I've lived in Ponyville for most of my life, is there anything I could do to make your stay here more pleasurable?" Lily turned, and regarded the bold stallion with an amused eye. She gave him a knowing smile.

"Perhaps," she said. "You seem to have me at a disadvantage, good stallion. May I have the name of my handsome host?" She said in a husky voice. The stallion gave her a confident smirk.

"My name is Thunderlane, your highness."

She hummed. "A strong name for a strong stallion." She ran her hand down his mane and rested it on his back. "Lead the way."

Thunderlane led the exotic princess away from the town proper and into the residential district. It wasn't a long walk, five minutes at most, but it seemed like an eternity to Lily.

She needed this. She was never going to see another human again. She had to get used to the idea that she was well and truly an Equestrian now, and she would likely marry a Stallion. It's all in your head, she chastised herself. It'll be a wonderful experience.

Regardless of her attempts to convince herself otherwise, deep down she didn't want a pony.

"Are you ready?" Thunderlane's voice shook her from her reverie. Looking around, she saw she was in a comfortable looking bedroom. She was rather surprised a bachelor could have such an eye for interior design.

No, "Yes," she said. She backed herself towards the bed before finally sitting down, Thunderlane followed her and rose up onto his rear hooves. He planted his fore-hooves on the bed, on either side of her thighs and leaned in for a kiss. Lily met him halfway and pressed her lips to his.

It was...odd.

Lily wrapped her arms around Thunderlane and pulled him closer to her. She could feel the soft coat of fur between her fingers and against her arm, which was unsettling. She pushed away all those feelings and attempted to deepen the kiss.

Thunderlane wrapped his forelegs around Lily's shoulders and tentatively pressed his tongue to her lips, begging for entry. Lily, already trembling forced herself to continue and allowed him entry.

Then she pushed him away.

"Are you okay," asked Thunderlane, but his voice barely registered. Lily was hyperventilating, doing her best to keep the vomit down. Oh Gods, that was disgusting! The whole experience was disturbing, and nauseating. When his tongue entered her mouth, it filled it almost completely, it writhed and squirmed like long, slimy eel. No more! No more ponies, zebras, minotaurs, or whatever else inhabits these lands! Lily resolved.

"I m sorry, but I must go."

"But why? Did I do something wrong?" Thunderlane was panicking now, no doubt afraid the crown would have his head for harming the princess.

"It is nothing you have done, my little pony. The problem lies within me. I am sorry for leading you on, but I must go now."

Without another word, Lily was gone.

Twilight stepped out of the bathroom in City Hall. The party was as raging as ever, and she was excited to get back out there. However, before exiting the building, she found herself pulled into an empty office.

"Hey! What's the big---Lily?" Indeed, Lily was the one who dragged her into the office. She didn't look like her normal, official self. Right now Lily looked very distraught. "Lily, what's wrong? Do you need help?"

"Yes, Twilight, I do." Sensing her urgency, Twilight nodded her head, urging Lily to continue. "Twilight, I need you to do something for me, something big. Something that you must not share with anyone else, unless I expressly permit you to do so. Do you understand?" Twilight nodded, both intrigued and terrified. "Apparently you don't. I said: do you understand?"

"Yes, Lily, I understand completely. I swear that I won't tell anyone unless you and I both agree on it beforehoof." This time, Lily nodded.

"Good, because Twilight, you are getting me a Man."