The Alicorn and the Doctor: Adventures in Equestria and Beyond

by Loveboxer123

Rating: teen
Tags: Adventure, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Doctor Whooves, Twilight Sparkle, Princess Luna, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Romance
Length: 2047

A collection of The Doctor and Poison the Alicorn's adventures

Poison is the Doctor's loyal companion, with large feathered wings and a unicorn horn. But when the TARDIS sent the two into a new world, the Doctor regenerates and Poison is forced to change her form. When she wakes up in the TARDIS with a strange new form, all she can say is What the bloody hell just happened

First story on this site! Constructive criticism is allowed. No flames please. Thank you for reading!

Published 2014-05-01 21:40:04 UTC
Last updated 2014-05-14 21:10:52 UTC

Ponies.....We are ponies

The loyal companion to the Doctor was surrounded. The girl was running as fast as her legs would move, carrying a man in her magic behind her. On her necklace was her name written in calligraphy. Poison. One wing was flopped against her side, pretty much useless with the bones snapped. She finally reached a blue box with words in friendly yellow paint along the top. Poison leapt into it, slamming into the ground. The door slammed behind her as the whistling filed the air. But turbulence bounced Poison, throwing her straight into what appeared to be a wardrobe. She was tossed backwards and forwards, blood coating her clothes from a bad hit she took. She cracked against the wardrobe wall. The door was closed, having slammed on her when she fell into the wardrobe. She slammed into the wardrobe wall once more. Blackness coated her vision.

Poison awoke with a groan, feeling a hard wood floor beneath her. Pain throbbed through her head with every beat of her heart. She felt like death. Groaning she twitched her limbs. Wait, where the bloody hell are my fingers? She opened her eyes and saw lavender hooves. She closed her eyes again before they shot open again to look at them HOOVES! I'M A BLOODY HORSE! Poison scrambled to her hooves, looking at herself. She was tall with a purple and pink striped curly mane and tail. Her wings had turned the same color as her coat. She had a horn. But a streak of bright crimson caught her full attention. Blood. It coated her lavender coat. Also she noticed her wing hanging limply at her side. So she'd kept her injuries. Fantastic. Just bloody fantastic. Poison groaned and stretched before she remembered him. Oh god the Doctor! Poison gulped but she heard her name coming from outside.

"POISON!!!!" She tapped into her magical resources and blew down the door in front of her. She basically collapsed onto the floor, half out of the wardrobe.

"Well there you are! Now why did you go slipping off into a wardrobe?" A brown pony appeared above her. He had on a tie and a pricked up mane. He had a mark on his flank, an hourglass.

"Doctor? Don't you realize we are horses?"

"Actually my dear companion we are ponies! And colorful ones at that!" Poison sat up and looked at the stallion, the Doctor.

"You are bloody insane"

"I don't know why you like that catchphrase. It gets old after a while no?" The young mare stood and gave him a glare.

"Fine! I was only asking"

"Bloody fantastic. Stupid wing" She growled , horn glowing with a magenta aura. The aura covered her coat and wing, healing both wounds.

"There!" She grumped before stalking off to the kitchen. The Doctor shrugged before staring at his hooves and body. Poison came back with a cup of coffee and a donut.

"I don't remember getting donuts"

"I'm a bloody magic unicorn pegasus thing and you are wondering where I got this donut from. You are bloody insane" The mare stalked angrily out of the room to the door. Or at least that's what she wanted to do. She hit the ground with her legs sprawled in different directions after her long legs had gotten tangled up.

"Bloody fantastic" Poison grumbled angrily as she tried to undo her legs. They responded by coming untangled and allowing her to get up, but as she took another step, her legs tangled again and she crashed into the ground. Poison growled and stood before once more stalking out the door. "OH COME ON!" Poison once more untangled her legs and looked behind her.

"Doctor. You need to see this!" The brown earth pony walked over to the alicorn, adjusting to his hooves.

"Well this is quite nice! Great Gallifrey! More colorful ponies! I need to see them!"

"DOCTOR!! WAIT UP!!" Poison jumped up, flapping her wings to fly into the air after the galloping brown form in from of her. This is gonna be one hellava hard world to work through

Poison's hooves clawed the ground as she raced through the rural town. Her wing once more hung uselessly at her side,but the young mare could care less. She was getting weird looks from passerby as she thundered through the town. Huff huff her breath came in ragged gasps. Poison was tired beyond belief. She eventually stopped and plopped onto her lavender hindquarters, then sank to the ground on her hooves. Poison rested for a minute in the lush meadow grass. I wonder what it would taste like......wait what? ok now I'M going bloody insane Snorting,she shook out her mane and continued on,but at a slow trot. Upon hearing thundering hooves behind her,Poison turned to come muzzle to muzzle with a lavender alicorn. Poison started and fell back. The mare started talking

"Oh my Celestia I am so sorry are you all right...." before she spotted the wing hanging uselessly. "An alicorn...." She breathed before the lavender aura of magic coated her horn. Poison was lifted into the air,struggling the entire way up.

"I'm so sorry but I have to take you to the Princess" She was released with bands of lavender magic shutting her jaw,binding her hooves, and preventing her from using magic. Poison hummed furiously and wiggled like a worm. Her one good wing flapped strongly as she struggled. She found herself once more in the lavender aura. She managed to get the band off her jaw and screamed for the Doctor at the top of her lungs before her jaw was shut again. Poison struggled as she was pulled into the air by the alicorn as she flew away,shaking.

Author's Note

So how is it. I know its terrible. I'm a terrible writer. But just know that haters gonna hate and critisism is allowed and accepted! Please tell me how I did and if I should continue

Asta la vista magic!

The young lavender mare was being chauffeured down the exquisite entryway by a lighter lavender alicorn. The other mare was also an alicorn, but the marks on the flanks, along with their eyes and hair, were completely different. The darker lavender mare's mane was a mix of indigo and light pick. Her eyes were bright silver. The mark on her flank was a leaf with 4 different emblems at strategic points. The most interesting point on the young alicorn was a halter adorning her face that the other mare in front of her was using to lead her down the hall. The one leading was Equestria's newest alicorn and the Element of Magic, Princess Twilight Sparkle. The other was Poison, an unknown alicorn or, to her and another, a former human. Poison had her head low to the ground, Muttering under her breath. Around her horn was a powerful enchantment to keep her from using magic. Her wing was broken, so flying away was out of the question. Poison hadn't submitted yet however. She was just meerly being led. At long last, the two alicorns Looked at a large set of doors. Twilight hummed happily and used magic to open the door and lead her charge through to a large throw room. Two alicorns sat on thrones looking at them. The larger of the two looked at the bouncing lilac alicorn with a muttering lavender alicorn standing directly behind her with a halter adorning her face.
"Twilight? Would you mind taking the halter off that mare and leaving us for a moment."

"Um..Sure Princess." Twilight used her magic to lift the halter off of Poison's grumpy face. The lavender mare plopped onto her hindquarters and coughed. Twi trotted out of the throne room while the Poison stared defiantly up at the Solar and Lunar princesses.

"What are you two going to do to me, eh?" She spat, her tone dripping with malice.

"We shall do nothing to harm thou." Luna spoke," except for heal thou's unfortunate injury."

"Oh yeah. That thing" Poison grumbled, scowling.

"But I am afraid that I will have to transform you into a ordinary pony. So what do you prefer. Magic, flying, or strength?"

"Flying!" Poison answered quickly.

The Solar princess nodded and her horn glowed. Poison was wrapped in shimmering ribbons of gold. The ribbons swirled faster and faster. Excruciating pain shot through her. She whimpered and, as she was being put down, she collapsed into an undignified heap of limbs. Poison coughed and groaned. Luna walked up to the prone figure, horn glowing with a navy light.
"Rest, thou will feel better when thou awaken" Poison nodded and her eyes closed as darkness reigned and her senses faded the farther she drifted into a peaceful sleep.

Where the hell am I Poison groggily thought as she looked around the posh room. She was lying on a bed, not hers. She couldn't feel the weight of her horn on her head but she still felt the magic deep inside of her. It was locked away though. Poison looked at her coat and shivered. She had become a light powder blue (like Trixie's coat color) with a silver mane spiked up on her head(like Spitfire's or any of the other Wonderbolts). The only reason she could see her mane was in the mirror she found herself looking into. Her eyes were a brilliant silver. A stripe of gold ran through her mane and tail. On her flank sat a cloud with ice and lightning sparking underneath it. She was a pegasus, with small wings that matched her coat. She huffed and stood, hopping off the bed onto the plush carpet. She shook herself off and trotted out of the room to a hall. Her hooves made a clipping sound as she trotted down the hall. Poison came around a corner and stopped at a large stained glass window. On it depicted two alicorns defeating a draconeques.

"That was my sister and I" Poison stiffened at Celestia's voice behind her. She turned to the alicorn with the flowing rainbow mane, looking at her sad eyes as she looked at the mosque. Poison turned back to the window.

"It's beautiful Princess" Celestia smiled at the pegasus at her feet.

"I'm glad you think so my little pony" The Solar princess smiled again and remembered something.

"Until you find who you came into this world with, your name shall be Iced Lightning. Is that alright with you?"

"Yes Princess! Will do! Now can I go, my friend will be expecting me"

"Yes you may" Poison nodded and winged her way out through a open skylight and shot down towards Ponyville, the rural town barely visible.

The young pegasus landed on the sidewalk of Ponyville. She turned her head this way and that before she soared up into the air, going towards where she had last seen the TARDIS. Poison landed at the bottom of the hill, staring up at the blue box. Her hooves carried her up the slope to the TARDIS. Poison hugged it with a tired laugh before she opened the door to a empty control room. She trotted in before hearing the Doctor's voice behind her.

" Excuse me, but what are you doing in my TARDIS? " Poison turned and said

"Oh sorry Doctor. Thought you were in"

"How do you know who I am"

"It's me. Poison"

"But Poison is a unicorn pegasus. Not a pegasus"

"Bloody fantastic. You have no idea who I am"

"Well now I do." Poison laughed and said

"Now I am going to go to bed. I've had the worst of days ever and I am tired. Night Doctor"

"Goodnight Miss......."

"Just call me Poison but when we are outside call me Iced Lightning"

"Ok...well then goodnight Poison!"

Poison yawned and trotted up the stairs, unaware to the memories trickling into her mind. Bad memories that were supposed to be hidden away.

Author's Note

2nd chapter down! After this, the adventures start until I do something with the plot that I am too lazy to think about now. But there will be a constant theme running through the individual stories. See if you can spot it!

Also,Luna is fun to write