MY adventures in Equestria

by Blaze Angel

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Slice of Life, Alternate Universe, Human, Adventure
Length: 921

I get transported into Equestria only to find out its not as easy as I thought.

I get transported into Equestria with only my wits(Ok maybe not), my clothes, and best of all; my Ipod! (HELL YEAH!)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-03-28 23:59:21 UTC

Intro

Ok lets get one thing straight; I am not the best writer but I do try my best! I will make sure to keep it interesting and funny but i cant promise that you will like it.

Just know that i'm happy that you are reading this, and that my other story is crap. Yeah.

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It was a brisk, annoyingly cold day, and I was doing what I'm usually doing on a sunday; Sitting at home reading fan-fics.

I was listening to rainbow factory (sue me) and reading cupcakes. (again, sue me) I was eating popcorn (Orvils, HELL YEAH!) when I felt the need to go to the rest-room. I stood up and felt the blood rush to my head. "Woah!" I thought to myself "How long was I sitting?"

I looked at the clock and saw that it was 5:00! "Damn! Three hours?! Time really flys when i'm reading!" (Hint,hint look at youre clock when you're finishd my story) I went to the washroom and did my "buisness" to put it politely. Then returned to my daily ritual of reading and music. I reached to my Ipod to change the song, while doing so I of course, got a good look at my hand, and it was glowing purple!

I started freaking out (You would too, don't judge me!) and I think I was hyperventilating! And then it all went black. (cliche hmm?)

I woke up facedown in what looked like a flower garden. I had my Ipod in my hand, but I was missing my signiture beanie hat! (good and bad) I looked around at my surroundings. I was wondering if this was all a prank and i was on some weird show like comedy now or something but everything looked pretty real to me, and i did'nt see any camera's so maybe I had party'd too hard? No I had'nt gone to any party lately. This was strange, I mean if you wake up in a random garden, in a place you've never seen before, then you'd say the same thing.

I stood up and I turned around and there was a house behind me ( how did'nt I notice THAT?) I walked up to the door and was about to knock when the door opened and Fluttershy (HOLY SHIT) opened the door!

She did'nt seem to notice me and bumped straight into me. She jumped and looked up at me (Oh god those eyes!) and screamed (somehow quetly) and flew like a rocket back into her house. (Cuteness OVERLOAD!!!)

Now obviously I was'nt just going to go up to her and say "Hi Fluttershy! I totally know who you are and I was wondering if I could stay here for a while and HERP DERP DERP" That would just ruin any chance of EVER getting to know her and the mane six. Wait a minute... Fluttershy is in her house hiding from me like im a monster and i'm standing here like a moron doing nothing!

I walked in and called "Hello? Is anybody there?" I heard a small squeek "I-I just wanted to know if I could find someone who could help me!"

"Y-you can speak?" Said a small voice from some part of the house.

"Yes I can indeed speak and i was wonder-"

I felt a sharp pain in my right leg. "Ow!" I yelled! I looked to my feet to see a really angry looking Angel bunny, and I swear, had fluttershy not been right there I would have kicked him into oblivian!

Fluttershy came running out of literally nowhere and picked up Angel and said "Why in all of Equestria would you do that?" She had a disapointed look on her face and Angel bunny pointed at the Ipod in my hand wich I had completely forgotten about! (DAMN)

Fluttershy looked at the device in my hand and then up at me. She had a look of half fear and half curiosity. I wanted to give her a big hug right then and there but then she would think I would be an absolute weirdo. Suddenly she said "U-um if you don't mind m-my asking, what is t-that?" I looked at my Ipod "Oh this?" I said holding it up. "This is a-" I stopped right there.

I remembered that my wallpaper was a picture of fluttershy, and I sure as hell didn't want her to see that!

"Why d-did you stop talking?" She asked.

"Oh um... no reason." I quickly deleted my wallpaper.

She looked as if she didn't buy that, but she didnt say anything.I showed her the games like Angry birds, Pac-man and others. I showed her the music, and she looked amazed! Like "OMGTHISGUYHASTHEBESTMUSICIVEEVERHEARDINMYENTIRELIFE" amazed.

"So um, do you no anywhere where I could stay or a while?

She looked surprised by me asking this. "Well... I guess you could stay here but..."

"But what?"

"I have a lot of animals I take care of here, so if you don't like animals..."

"Oh no I quite like animals" I said with a grin.

"Oh and um... do you qualify as an animal?" She asked with a gleam in her eye.

"Technically yes" I said.

"Oh good"

She gave me a "guest room" wich was in a hen house, but I didnt mind.

I got settled on a pile of straw and was getting ready to sleep (Yeah its basically 10:00 PM now) when Fluttershy said:

"Oh and one more thing."

"Yeah?"

"Stay outa my shed."