Equestrian Cowgirls

by CreamyShadow48

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Granny Smith, Applejack, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Adventure
Length: 2830

Applejack joins the Equestrian cowgirls. One of the most famous groups in Equestria.

Applejack joins the Equestrian Cowgirls, one of the most famous groups in Equestria. They patrol Dodge Junction, and Appleloosa for any type of trouble there is. While patrolling Appleloosa, they get a suprise attack leaded by somepony you might find surprising. COVER ART NOT BY ME!

Published 2012-04-16 01:44:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-07-06 05:40:00 UTC

Equestrian Cowgirls

There were groups all over Equestria like the Wonderbolts that has been around for years, but now a new group joins Equestria. This group is called "Equestrian Cowgirls". They are a bunch of all different types of mare ponies that patrol Dodge Junction and Appleloosa for any signs of trouble. When trouble comes, they strike with revolvers given by Princess Celestia, and use their teeth to hold and pull the trigger.

Applejack was working in the fields bucking apples, until she heard fast whistles above her. Applejack looked up and saw Rainbow Dash landing next to her tree she was bucking. Rainbow Dash was carrying a side bag on her filled with notes. "Is it Derpy's job to carry those mail ya got there?" asked Applejack with a smirk on her left cheek.

"Actually Derpy was missing for like 5 days," said Rainbow Dash.

"Okay? Anyway what ya got there sugercube?" asked Applejack raising her right eyebrow still having that smirk on her left cheek. The blue pegasus opened her side bag, and grabbed a note with her left hoof. Rainbow Dash put the note up to her orange earth pony friend. Applejack looked at the note, and gently grabbed the note with her left hoof. The orange earth pony then opened the letter by biting her teeth into the top, and dragged her teeth to the right. Applejack took the note out of the letter, and took a glance at the letter. Her raised eyebrow turned back to normal, and her smirk turned into a frown. The note was about the Equestrian Cowgirls looking for new recruits to protect Appleloosa. "So are you up for the job? I mean they can use Ponyville's best athlete," Rainbow Dash complimented with a smile on her face. Applejack was still reading the note squinting her eyes at every last word. The note said, Howdy partner. This is the Equestrian Cowgirls looking for mare recruits to back up Appleloosa. Appleloosa lost lots of mares fighting against terrorists, and needs backup A.S.A.P. We will be visiting Ponyville in March 12 3:00PM at the town center. Applejack lowered the note just below her head, and looked at Rainbow Dash with a blank look. Applejack started to smirk, and squished her eyebrows together to make a confident look. "Well...it's starting today, its eleven-o-clock, and ah still have bucking to do;however, If I can get some extra help with the bucking, then ah can join them," Requested Applejack.

"Are you serious? Okay, I guess I'll do it for peet sake," said the pegasus messenger drooping her head in laziness.

"If y'all do this fast, then you can get back to work, and ah will join them," bribing Applejack.

***

"Well it's three-o-clock. Y'all should be around here somewhere," said the orange earth pony walking through the streets of Ponyvillie. While Applejack was walking, she bumped into another earth pony mare. The encountered earth pony mare was wearing the same hat as Applejack's except it's black, cyan eyes, yellow cargo jacket, black boots on her hind legs, grey freckles, bright red coloured mane and tail, same mane as Twilight Sparkle's, same tail as Derpy Hooves, white body colour, and a black crossed appleskull as a cutie mark. "Whoops, hehe sorry," the white earth pony forgave.

Applejack shook her head, and responded, "Oh it's ok suger...wait, y'all one of those Equestrian Cowgirl member right? Y'all look like one,"

"Why yes I am. I'm looking for members for our group. Are...are you willing to join?" asked the Equestrian Cowgirl member.

Applejack smiled, and said,"Yes I'm willing to join your group!" accepted Applejack.

The Equestrian Cowgirls member raised her left hoof, and said,"Nice to meet you. My name is Appledeath." Applejack raised her left hoof to touch Appledeath's left hoof, and shook hooves. "My name is Applejack," introduced Applejack. Appledeath started to smile with Applejack. After 3 seconds of shaking hooves, Appledeath said,"Okay, follow me." They both put their left hoofs back on the ground, and went off.

***

The two earth ponies were walking next to each other for 15 mins in the Everfree Forest going into a dark secluded spot. "Oh my, ah never saw this place of the Everfree Forest before," said Applejack, in a worried voice.

"Don't worry, our building is here, because this a very hidden spot," said Appledeath. They both kept walking for 40 seconds, until they hit a large brick building that looks like a brand new manor.

"Welcome to the Equestrian Cowgirl's Armory!" yelled Appledeath with a proud voice. The both started to smile, and went into the armory. The two earth ponies gently opened the door to the armory. Applejack looked around with her jaw open in shock. Applejack was in a huge gymnasium and saw mares talking to each other, weapon racks filled with revolvers, paper bullseye targets, and other mares shooting at the targets with revolvers from a distance. Appledeath and Applejack started to walk down the giant gymnasium. "Here is we keep all the one weapon all in this one hidden building in all of Equestria. We have the weapon that came from Princess Celestia herself," explained Appledeath. The two walking ponies walked to a rectangular wooden crate. Appledeath opened the crate by putting her hoofs and the edge of the top, and lifting the top off. Applejack looked into the box in awe, for that box contained tons of revolvers, and ammo. "Here is the secret weapons Princess Celestia gave us. It's very classified where she got these from, and how they are made. These are called revolvers. We put the bended end in our mouths, and position our teeth near the trigger when we are about to shoot. Princess Celestia put a magic spell in the revolvers, so we can talk with the revolvers in our mouths. The revolvers can hold up to six bullets per load. When we are out of ammo, push the barrel looking thing off, and put 6 bullets in it. After that, simply put the barrel looking thing back. When we shoot, we pull the trigger with our top teeth. The bullets are ammunition to the revovlers. Without it, we can't fire the revolver. The bullet can travel up to 500 miles per hour. Lets grab two, and get to a target," commanded Appledeath. Applejack grabbed one revolver with her mouth, while Appledeath did the same. They both went to an empty lane not far from the wooden box. A bullseye target with four lines, and one bullseye came up from a short distance in front of Appledeath and Applejack. "Ok watch this!" commanded Appledeath. Appledeath pointed the revolver to the bullseye target, and pulled the trigger 3 times. She put the gun down, still loaded on the counter in front of her. The target was brought to Appledeath by a socketed conveyor belt on the ceiling that was holding the target. The three bullets hit the target bullseye. "Wow, you got some good accuracy there sugercube!" complimented Applejack.

"Thanks!" thanked Appledeath.

"Ah guess it's my turn?" asked Applejack.

"Go right ahead," said Appledeath. Appledeath stepped aside for Applejack, to come in front of the counter. Applejack pulled the old target off the conveyor, and grabbed a new target from the counter. Applejack hooked up the target to the conveyor belt. The conveyor belt went back 20 feet away from Applejack. The orange earth pony pointed the revolver at the target, and shot 6 times depleting the revolver. Applejack put the revolver right next to Appledeath's revolver, while the conveyor belt was bringing the target. Appledeath went around Applejack, and grabbed her revolver. "Sorry, had to get it out of your way," said the white earth pony.

"It's fine sugercube", Replied Applejack. The target got to Applejack in a matter of time. The two earth ponies
observed the target in neutral state. "Nice shots, you hit the third line four times, and the second line two times!" complimented Appledeath.

"Thanks!" proudly, said Applejack.

"Say, you wanna take more shots before I sign you up?" asked Appledeath

"Sure, but do you have a mailroom anywhere I can use?" asked Applejack.

"Go left from here, and take the second hallway." directed Appledeath

***

Dear Apple family, I'm sorry that I left Ponyvillie without telling you guys that I'm going to Appleloosa for special business. I'll be back soon, I promise. Applejack.

***

"ATTENTION ALL PERSONNEL, ALL UNITS IN THIS FACILITY MUST PROCEED TO THE TRAIN STATION AT PONYVILLIE FOR TRANSPORT TO APPLELOOSA IMMEDIATELY! I REPEAT, ALL UNITS IN THIS FACILITY MUST PROCEED TO THE TRAIN STATION AT PONYVILLIE FOR TRANSPORT TO APPLELOOSA IMMEDIATELY!" yelled the PDA of the armory. The two earth ponies were shooting targets when the speaker sounded. Everypony started to leave the armory, and ran, or flew to ponyvillie. "You go, I'll pack the ammo for the two of us," commanded Appledeath. Applejack gave a worried look, and ran out of the armory.

***

'Ok here we go. I'm going to Appleloosa, and I'm going to be back here in a shot. I'm not going to die, I'm going to succeed.', Thought Applejack in her mind. Applejack redundantly thought that to herself while she was sitting in the train to Appleloosa with all the other ponies going to defend Appleloosa. Applejack was sitting on the right side of the train near the window, until Appledeath sat next to Applejack with a green backpack in front of her. Applejack turned around, and looked at the backpack Appledeath was holding on her lap. Appledeath opened the backpack by pulling the zipper with her teeth. She grabbed one revolver from the backpack with her teeth, and gave it to Applejack. Appledeath then pulled out a sidebag that was inside the backpack, and gave the sidebag to Applejack. "There you go, your revolver, and ammo.", Appledeath said while Applejack opened the sidebag full of ammo. Applejack was looking inside the sidebag, and seeing a bunch of small boxes that says Celestia's 357 revolver ammo. "Gee, tha...", Applejack was cut off by Appledeath.

"Listen, we are 'squad5#' defending Appleloosa. Now don't worry, me and you aren't the only ones in squad5#. We have some...friends you might know!" exclaimed the smiling white earth pony.

"Friends? Who y'all talk about?" asked Applejack with a confused look.

Appledeath started to grin, showing her teeth, and said, Look to the left of me." Applejack bent her head over, and looked to the left. On the left side of the train, Applejack saw Daring-Do, and Rainbow Dash sitting next to each other, and staring back at Applejack, with a smile. "Hey!" greeted Daring-Do, with a teeth showing grin.

"Wha....Daring-Do wha..what y'all doin' here?" asked Applejack with a teeth showing grin on her face.

"Oh me, and Rainbow here, one of my top fans got bored, and decided to join the Equestrian Cowgirls," explained Daring-Do.

"Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, I'm going to be shooting terrorists with Daring-Do. I know it's going to be so awesome!" exclaimed Rainbow Dash making her squishy face towards Applejack.

"Wait, how did you even-?" Applejack was cut off by Daring-Do.

"Long story you don't want to know," quoted Daring-Do.

"By the way, each squad has 5 mares so you can see only 4 of us are present including me," said Appledeath.

"Well then, where is the other one?" asked Applejack

"Look behind you," ordered Appledeath. Applejack lifted her head, and turned to the two seats behind her. Applejack saw Grannny Smith wearing dark shades, and tilting her head to the ceiling. The elderly earth pony then quickly tilted her head towards Applejack. "Yo, yo, yo, wadup bro?" said Granny Smith, in a douchy voice.

"WHAT...THE...FU-", Applejack's high-pitched voice was cut off by Rainbow Dash.

"Daring-Do used her hypnosis tricks to make Granny Smith pimp, and join us!" exclaimed Rainbow Dash.

"Ah think she can't-" Applejack was cut off by her sidebag flying out off her hands, and getting nailed on the wall.
Applejack's eyes were wide open, and notice that it was a gunshot coming from Granny Smith that knocked her sidebag
out of her hooves. The bullet went through the seat, and was powerful enough to nail the sidebag to the wall with out
getting the bullets inside the sidebag. Applejack looked at Granny Smith, and saw her holding a gun in her mouth. "Yeah,
nopony messes with me. Gonna go bust some caps!", gangsterly said Granny Smith. The whole squad5# laughed. "Wait, how long has them terrorists attacks been going on, Appledeath?" asked Applejack facing Appledeath.

"Uh before the terrorists, there were just bandits out there, that can't take us down, but for like 5 days, some sort
of terrorists group are killing us!" explained Appledeath

'5 days!? That the same day when Derpy was missing. Does that mean...Nah it can't be.', Thought Applejack.

***

"Ok Rainbow scout north from here for terrorists!" Appledeath commanded.

Rainbow Dash saluted, and flew north. All ten squads were on the front line of Appleloosa, stacking boxes of ammo in a square beside them. In front of the squads were sandbag barricades ready to block any projectile from coming in. "ammo ready!" yelled out a random mare.

"Okay here we-" Appledeath stopped what she was saying, for she saw Rainbow Dash coming back from her patrol.

"HUGE TERRORIST GROUP COMING IN!" yelled out Rainbow Dash landing next to Applejack. Granny Smith started squinting north seeing a huge group of ponies running towards them wearing light green rags wrapped around their faces, still giving a space around their eyes, green assault vests covering a long sleeved green camouflaged shirt, and holding swords that's about 27 inches long. "It's time to kick-flank, and drink cider...but there-" Granny Smith was cut off by Appledeath.

"OPEN FIRE!" yelled out Appledeath. Shots were fired everywhere, and swords were being thrown at a distance. The opposing forces were yelling, and shouting with injury and triumph. Applejack couldn't even hear anything from all the shots and shouts she, and her colluesgs fired;however, she heard one voice from the terrorists that said,"Ho seung guanka ga boh." Applejack had no clue what it meant, but she knew it wasn't good. She kept firing her revolver, and when it was empty, she ran to the boxes, and reloaded with worry. THe shots were killing many terrorists, while the thrown swords were just missing, and killed very little. Applejack was shooting quickly with worry, Rainbow Dash was flying doing bullet storms, Granny smith had a confident look shooting with precision, Appledeath was taking cover behind the sandbags, and Daring-Do dodging flying swords. Overtime, the terrorists started to lose numbers, while the Equestrian Cowgirls gained moral. The terrorists had a number of 300, and went down to 86, while the Equestrian Cowgirls went from 100 to 86. The terrorists retreated back to the north leaving a huge dust cloud. The Equestrian Cowgirls were about to celebrate, until they saw a former shadow hiding behind the dust cloud.

The shadow started walk closer to the squads. The squads aimed their guns at the incoming shadow. "WAIT, hold your fire!" said Appledeath. The squads started to lower their guns. The shadow went closer and closer, until the shadow was out of the dust cloud. The mysterious shadow appeared to be Derpy Hooves. Rainbow Dash and Applejack had their jaws wide open, in shock, for that Derpy's eyes were actually pointing straight, and Derpy was responsible for the attacks. "You see, I can do something right!" yelled Derpy Hooves, with an unhappy look.

"Derpy...what...what happened to you?" said Applejack with a sorry look.

"I want to do something right for Celestiadamn once. Look at me now I got myself an army...well I use to," said

Derpy Hooves with her anger climbing to the top.

"Exactly who is this Derpy you speak of?", Asked Appledeath, turning her head to Applejack.

"Long story!" exclaimed Rainbow Dash facing Appledeath.

"SILENCE! All I wanted was to do things right," said Derpy Hooves with her eyes started to tear.

"Yo it's ok dawg. Life about struggling, and solving those problems," swagly said Granny Smith.

"I TRIED SO HARD!" yelled Derpy Hooves.

"We all know do did ya best now sugercube. Everybody here likes you the way you are. We are all sorry for this. It doesn't matter how you do things. It matters that we love you the way you are, and we will always be," said Applejack

"Swag," added Granny Smith. Derpy wiped her tears, and started to do the classic derpy smile. Her anger went down, and her eyes started to go into her normal derpy ways. "MUFFINS AT MY HOUSE!" yelled Derpy.

***

Dear Princess Celestia, I learned that nothing from the inside of you will take your friendship away from others you love with all of your heart ~Applejack.

Grammar & spelling fixed

Okay, I fixed everything, for real. Comment, if you see any problems.