The Geek Squad : Resident Evil 4

by Heropony

Chapter 2 - Eh heh heh, What?

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The doors and windows were broke through, and all of the 'zombies' were heading directly towards him, murderous intent gleaming in their eyes, grunting and stabbing at Background. He dashed upstairs, almost tripping, and grabbed a shotgun. Then, all of a sudden, a beam of magic hit the ground, knocking all of them out.


Unknown amounts of time later.

When a groggy Background awoke, he felt different.. really, really different.. he felt very different. He looked down at himself, and what he saw was... a regular old hand. Huh. Must have been his imagination. But when he looked around, he saw the bodies of ponies, dressed in what appeared as what the villagers were dressed in.

Background stared, "This is the third most weirdest thing that has happened this month."

He walked over to their bodies, and felt for a pulse, eventually coming to the conclusion they were all dead. He looked around, and picked up some ammo and grenades, and heard shouting outside in Spanish once again. He cocked his shotgun, and looked through the window, and saw ponies, awkwardly running towards the building, somehow..Are they levitating those spears..? He asked himself curiously. This is very bad.. He thought to himself, and ran outside, shooting them with his pistol to conserve Shotgun ammo. Eventually, a church bell began chiming, the sound echoing throughout the village. All of the multicolored ponies? dropping their weapons, and walked towards the church, and he can only make out one word in English, 'Lord Saddler.' He walked out back into the middle of town.

"Wow, religious people.."

He walked down a trail, and came across an old, rusty mini-gate. He pushed it open and walked through, arriving at a farm. He saw a strange purple blur in the corner of his vision, before it fled. He focused on it, and it was no longer there. He started walking forward, to search the farmhouse and surrounding areas.

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The Magenta Unicorn was sprinting through the woods, having been scared from what she had observed. Some bipedal creature, presumably a hairless ape, was shooting an odd mechanism at ponies, which caused them to drop dead. The ponies did attack him though.