The Geek Squad : Resident Evil 4

by Heropony

Rating: teen
Tags: Adventure, Crossover, Human, Dark, Comedy, Romance
Length: 1457

Resident Evil Four, with the cast of Geek Squad. Yay.

Resident Evil Four. A game with memories, huh?
Now, what if instead of our Leon and Ashley, we had the Geek Squad,
Background as Leon, and Midnight Stars as Ashley? Yeah, bad stuff.

(Only the characters Background and Gamecube belong to me. The rest belong to Gamer Geek.)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-03 23:33:53 UTC

Chapter 1 - The Arrival

File : Midnight Stars

Midnight Stars is the daughter of the Queen of the Changelings; Chrysalis. She was kidnapped, and the agent Background was sent to investigate. From reports heard, she is in a [REDACTED], agent Background at the moment of this report is investigating.

Midnight Stars has the basic Changeling skin color, and has all Changeling Heritage, even though resembling basic Equestrian looks. Blue-ish green eye color. Fanged. Hair color based on whatever she wants it to be. Curled hair style.

File : Agent Background

Agent Background was signed up to the Changeling Government after his survival in Cocoon City. His adaptability was what got him a job in the government. His case at the time of this report is currently recovering the Queen of the Changelings daughter;Midnight Stars. Background has a Equestrian heritage, and a light tan skin color. He has teal eyes, and light brown hair.

Mission Success Rate : 87%.

Somewhere in rural Spain

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Agent Background sat in the car, driving through the woods, annoyed by the song playing. The driver in front of him seemed to be enjoying it, as well as the man in the passenger seat.

"Hey, listen, can you turn that off?" Asked Agent Background with more than a hint of irritation in his voice.

The driver grunted, and cut it off. -Stop song-

"You don't like this music?" Asked the Driver, and Background shook his head.

"Sorry, but that isn't my number one song choice.." He said.

Why.. just why did I get on the mission with THESE guys? Well, at least they aren't blasting rap on that stereo, or else some people would have to die today.. Thought Background.

The Passenger looked at the driver with a funny expression on his face, "Hey, stop the car."

The driver pulled over, and the passenger got out, breathing in and out the cold, foggy air. He walked over to a bush, and began to use the bathroom.

Of course, on a mission to save the Changeling Queen's daughter, he has to use the bathroom. Mused Background in his head.

The passenger shivered, and looked around cautiously, feeling as if he were being watched.

"Eh, it's probably just my imagination." Said the passenger, grunting.

The passenger walked over to the car,almost tripping, opened the door, got in, and slammed it shut.

"Sorry for taking so long." He apologized.

They kept on driving, crossed a rickety old bridge, and stopped at a pathway.

"You go on ahead, we'll stay here and watch the car for er.. parking tickets." Said the Driver.

"Yeah, parking tickets." Grunted Background, climbing out. He pulled out his handgun, and walked forward along the path, running into a crowd of crows. They squawked and flew off into the fog.

"I hate crows.." He shot at them, missing every time, coming close only one time, "Oh come on.. CURSE YOU CROWS, I WILL WREAK MY REVENGE EVENTUALLY!"

He kept walking, not too long before coming upon a house. He slowly and carefully walked inside, before coming upon a roughed up, older man, wearing what many people call 'Farmer Clothes'.

"Excuse me, sir." He said, "I'm looking for a girl, her name's Midnight."

The man did a turn towards him, then did a 360 degrees turn around, and finally stops.

Talk about crazy.. Background mused inwardly.

Background held up a picture of Midnight, "Have you seen this girl?"

The man grunted, and looked away.

"Sorry to bother you..", As Background began to put it up, the man picked up an ax and swung it at him. Background jumped back, and pointed his handgun at the man, and demanded, "Freeze!" The man kept walking. "I said freeze!"

The man swung again, and Background shot his knee. The man fell down to one leg in pain, as Background kicked him, hitting the man with enough force to knock him unconscious, then proceeded to shoot him to lose at least 20 percent of his blood.

"Jeez.." Background muttered.

A truck was heard starting up outside, and Background dashed to the window, he looked out, saw people looking vaguely like the man he just killed, and saw a truck head towards the direction the car was. He heard a crash, and stopped looking out.

"This is bad.." He muttered.

He heard yelling outside such as,"¡Un forastero!" or "¡Agarralo!".

He went went through the door, and shot at some of his malevolent 'friends'. He got grabbed by one, and as he struggled, he kicked the guys face while trying to break free.

He shot at the others, barely avoiding their attacks. He killed the last one off by shooting his head a few times.

"What is wrong with these people..?" He thought out loud.

As he walked along the path, he came upon a sign.

An X, with skulls hanging down from it.

"What a nice welcome.." He laughed to himself. He came upon a dog, caught inside of a man trap, it's leg bleeding profusely.

"Aww.. that's sad.." Background said he opened it. The dog ran off as soon as he did, "Hope it lives.."

He soon came upon a village. He swiftly hid behind a tree, and looked upon the village with binoculars. The driver he talked to was burning, impaled on a stick of wood. The villagers were just like all the other people he fought, except these were walking around idly, some doing cleaning or stacking hay.

Background pulled out his handgun, and ran in, firing at all villagers in sight, blood starting to paint the ground. They were all alerted.

"Why did I have to run in here like Rambo..?" He grumbled to himself. Shot at them, picking off a few. He got grabbed by a woman with a knife, getting stabbed in the arm.

"Gah! What is wrong with you, crazy woman?!" He yelled, shooting her in the face.

He ran into a house for cover, and blocked the door with a drawer. He heard a something start up, and peeked out the window. He saw a man, dressed in bloody overalls, a bag over his head with eye holes cut in, and a chainsaw in his hands. Heading directly towards the door of the house he was in.

"Oh, shit!" He said, "Oh god, I'm surrounded."

Meanwhile, heading towards the area Background was in from space, was the bolt of magic Twilight shot out during the Entrance Exam.. Slowly edging towards his direction..

Chapter 2 - Eh heh heh, What?

The doors and windows were broke through, and all of the 'zombies' were heading directly towards him, murderous intent gleaming in their eyes, grunting and stabbing at Background. He dashed upstairs, almost tripping, and grabbed a shotgun. Then, all of a sudden, a beam of magic hit the ground, knocking all of them out.

Unknown amounts of time later.

When a groggy Background awoke, he felt different.. really, really different.. he felt very different. He looked down at himself, and what he saw was... a regular old hand. Huh. Must have been his imagination. But when he looked around, he saw the bodies of ponies, dressed in what appeared as what the villagers were dressed in.

Background stared, "This is the third most weirdest thing that has happened this month."

He walked over to their bodies, and felt for a pulse, eventually coming to the conclusion they were all dead. He looked around, and picked up some ammo and grenades, and heard shouting outside in Spanish once again. He cocked his shotgun, and looked through the window, and saw ponies, awkwardly running towards the building, somehow..Are they levitating those spears..? He asked himself curiously. This is very bad.. He thought to himself, and ran outside, shooting them with his pistol to conserve Shotgun ammo. Eventually, a church bell began chiming, the sound echoing throughout the village. All of the multicolored ponies? dropping their weapons, and walked towards the church, and he can only make out one word in English, 'Lord Saddler.' He walked out back into the middle of town.

"Wow, religious people.."

He walked down a trail, and came across an old, rusty mini-gate. He pushed it open and walked through, arriving at a farm. He saw a strange purple blur in the corner of his vision, before it fled. He focused on it, and it was no longer there. He started walking forward, to search the farmhouse and surrounding areas.

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The Magenta Unicorn was sprinting through the woods, having been scared from what she had observed. Some bipedal creature, presumably a hairless ape, was shooting an odd mechanism at ponies, which caused them to drop dead. The ponies did attack him though.