Equestria needs Embarrassment

by DuskAndDashie

Rating: teen
Tags: Romance, Comedy, Random, Adventure
Length: 1044

Let's watch as many ponies in Equestria are dared by the sun princess to do something quite embarrassing.

Let's watch as the many ponies in Equestria are dared by the sun princess to do something quite embarrassing.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-01 14:20:03 UTC

Chapter 1

The beautiful night spread across Equestria and covered the land in the bright light of the moon. Princess Celestia sat on her throne, reading letters and preparing for upcoming events. She had to admit it was extremely boring doing her work and sometimes she just wished for a day off and get somepony to take all the work off her shoulders.

As she was reading her dear sister approached her, with a note in her hoof. "Tia, it seems that you have a letter that was received from Discord. Of course that stubborn draconequus cannot be bothered sending this letter himself and he forces me to do all of his work for him." Luna showed no enthusiasm as Celestia giggled and took the letter from Luna.

Celestia read the letter out loud with a little blush on her face. She clearly noticed it was from Discord when she opened it and found that the whole letter looked chaotic. "My lovely princess Celestia, as you can already tell, it is me your wonderful husband Discord." Celestia facehoofed at Discord's complement to himself. She read on. "I know how you feel right now, so I have quite the idea to cheer you up and escape you from boredom. Meet me at the library at midnight so we can discuss this hilarious yet quite interesting topic. Signed by the second best creature in Equestria, Discord."

Celestia blushed at the last sentence. Luna was utterly confused. "What in Equestria does Discord mean when he says second best creature in Equestria?"

Celestia glanced over at her sister. "I'm the first best creature Luna, or that's what Discord told me."

Just as Celestia said that Discord appears behind her. "That is right my adorable little wife, you are the best creature in Equestria," Discord said as he kissed her on the cheek. "And as my letter said you are to meet me at 12:00pm tonight."

"Don't worry Discord I'll be there, I would do anything to get out of this boring job for a while. As long as it's not illegal or dangerous."

"I will not hurt anypony with this wonderful scheme I have put together."

"Fair enough, I will see you in a few hours."

Celestia waited patiently in the library sitting on a beanbag and reading as book as she waited for Discord to get there. She looked outside and the time was around 11:55. As if on cue Discord teleported behind her and she almost had a heart attack "DAMMIT DISCORD DON'T DO THAT WHEN IM READING, YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!"

"I'm sorry, but sometimes I can't help but scare you sometimes."

"Anyway what was that hilarious but interesting way to beat my boredom."

"Well Celestia, have you ever wondered what it would be like to have most of Equestria doing whatever you say no matter how embarrassing it is?"

"What are you getting at Discord? What part of nothing illegal or harmful did you not understand?"

"No my dear, this is not illegal or harmful to anypony. Just answer my question?"

"Maybe I've wondered a little bit, but I always have something to take care of or places I need to be," Celestia had the biggest grin on her face. "But this my vacation and I have nothing to do. Wait, who will take care of the royal duties?"

"You will still be doing your royal duties, but only the main ones, like watching over Equestria, rising and setting the sun, Luna and I will take care of the rest of those duties."

"How could you possibly convince Luna to do my duties?" Celestia scoffed.

"I had quite a chat with her, I'm surprised she didn't back down."

---------FLASHBACK-----------

"Oh Luna where are you?" Discord called through the empty castle.

"What does thee want? I'm in the middle of playing Wii Sports."

"Luna, I have a little request that involves your dear sister."

"What horrible and disgusting thing have you done with my sister?"

"What a dirty mind you have Luna, but let me get right to the point, Celestia is overworked and she is bored as ever."

"What are you getting at Discord?"

Discord grabbed some extra sticky tape that was only able to be taken off with magic and taped it to the end of Luna's horn. "I need you to help me with Celestia's royal duties while she is out on her little vacation. Will you help me with that?"

"DISCORD GET THIS TAPE OFF OF MY HORN!"

"Only if you answer my question, if you agree I will let you get back to your game and take the tape off your horn, if you disagree I will keep the tape on and you won't be able to complete your little game."

"I SHALL NEVER DO MY SISTERS ROYAL DUTIES ESPECIALLY WITH YOU! AND I WILL NOT DO IT WITH YOU!"

"Fair enough dear Luna, I'll see you next time you want more tape on you horn and rope tied on your wings," Discord smirked as he started walking away.

"HA, GOOD LUCK I SHALL FIND A WAY TO GET THIS TAPE OFF, EVEN IF IT MEANS GETTING ALL OF THE PONIES IN EQUESTRIA TO PULL IT OFF!"

"Now tell me, how do you expect to escape with that force field around you?"

"I HAVE MAGIC," Luna screamed trying to use her magic, but the tape on her horn prevented her from using it. "GUARDS, GET ME OUT OF HERE."

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA good luck with that I put tape on all of your unicorn guards."

"FINE I SHALL DO CELESTIA'S WORK, JUST GET THIS TAPE OFF OF MY HORN."

"Do you pinkie promise?" Discord said with puppy dog eyes.

"Yes I do, if if means getting back to my video game then I would do anything."

"Good," Discord says as he takes the tape off her horn as well as the guard's

-----------PRESENT-----------

Celestia cracked up, filling the whole castle with shrieks of laughter. "Of course you used her video games against her, she can't live without them." Celestia wiped her eyes and calmed down "So, who will be our first victim?"

"Let's start with my dear friend and princess Twilight Sparkle," Discord gave an evil grin.