Anyone Feel Like Breathing? II

by Pony With A Hat

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Crossover
Length: 929

After the events that unfolded in space, Luna and Twilight try to gain passage back to Equestria but end up with an even stranger creature.

After the events that unfolded in space, Luna and Twilight try to gain passage back to Equestria but end up with an even stranger creature. I'm aiming for a longer story this time.

A requested sequel to Anyone Feel Like Breathing?

Hope you all enjoy!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-01 14:00:03 UTC

CH. 1: What The Chell?

Twilight and Luna floated in space silently. The only sound was the passing Space Core of course screaming "SPAAAACE". This was starting to get old for Twilight too fast.

"Ugh, when can we leave?" Twilight asked.

"When I find out how to leave." Luna answered.

Twilight let out a groan and space was blanketed in silence once more. After several minutes wheatley floated by Twilight.

"So, uh, how you holdin' up?" He Asked in his typical british accent.

"I'm ready to leave." Twilight told him.

Luna rolled her eyes.

"Well, uh, when you do can you perhaps take me with you?" Wheatley asked.

"Maybe, but just for science." Luna said over her shoulder, now looking at a spellbook.

Silence fell upon them for a short time before Luna shouted out a few words in excitement before her horn started to glow. suddenly, an intense pain shot through Twilight causing her to black out.

~

Twilight awoke expecting to feel absolutely nothing, but she was wrong, there was something. She opened her eyes and a bright beam shined into them. As her eyes adjusted she sat up and noticed her surroundings. She was in field, it seemed to be pressing into autumn as she felt a coolness in the air.

"Where am I?" She thought outloud.

A familiar voice called behind her. "Earth."

Twilight spun around to find Wheatley, or something that is supposed to be Wheatley. Once a Core was now a robotic stallion. He had an average build and a short, unkempt metal mane.

"Wheatley?" Twilight said.

"In the flesh! Or....titanium I mean." He answered, using his hoof to knock on his head, causing a clanging sound.

Suddenly another copy of Wheatley hopped on the one she was talking to, only this one was different.

"Where'd space go?" He asked, jittering.

"Oh great he came too." Wheatley said disgruntled.

They both looked exactly the same, the only way to distinguish one from another was their eyes. One had neon yellow and the other had neon blue.

Twilight suddenly realized. "Wait? If you gentlecolts changed then..." Twilight stopped talked and starting feeling herself. No changes, she let out a sigh of relief.

Luna approach the three. "I decided to teleport us to the nearest planet, though my spell did have some....side effects as you can see." She shot a glance at Wheatley and the Space Core, who wasn't a core anymore.

"So where are we?" Asked Twilight.

"I'm not too sure, but this isn't Equestria." Luna admitted.

"We're on Earth!" Wheatley said.

Twilight and Luna spun around and looked at Wheatley.

"I mean, we were floating around in it's bloody atmosphere I wouldn't doubt it's Earth." Wheatley continued.

Luna scanned around the empty field and saw nothing.

"So, where do we go?" Twilight asked tilting her head.

"I do-" Suddenly her speech was cut off by a wierd noise, not a natural one either.

They all looked down and noticed a oval shaped rip in the fabric of time outlined by blue. it shown the same blue sky inside.

"Should we go in it?" Luna asked the group.

"No." Wheatley said, shaking his head.

"Why not?" Twilight asked.

"Because something is about to come out." He answered taking a few steps back. Everypony did the same.

Not a moment later another pony flew out of the rip and landed right outside it. The pony had a light brown coat, she had cyan eyes, and wore some sort of outfit that said "Aperture Science". She noticed the group of metal and technicolor ponies and stared at them for a good minute.

Wheatley spoke up. "Chell?"

She remained silent as she walked towards Wheatley with an angry expression.

"L-l-listen Chell, I know what I did and I'm sorry! I didn't want to kill you! I wanted to uh, eviscerate you! Oh wait that's still killing you. Oh! Mutilate you! That's not killing thats just hurting to the brink of death!" He rambled stumbling back to stay away from Chell as she marched on.

"Enough!" Luna bellowed.

Chell stopped and looked at the Purple Alicorn.

"Can you speak?" Luna asked firmly.

Chell shook her head.

"Well then, we'll have to change that now won't we?" Luna smiled and her horn lit up with a dark violet aura.

She casted an unknown spell on Chell, causing her to fall over. Once Chell sat up she wiggled her jaw and cleared her throat.

Chell took a deep breath. "A long time ago I was a lab rat for Aperture Science. I would test this device called a portal gun, which I currently hold in my hand, but that's not important. What is important is a project the Scientists were working on named GlaDOS went berserk and killed everyone but kept me for testing. I defeated her eventually then she came back! After that I had the help of Wheatley to take her down but he betrayed me once we actually did! He also tried to kill me on several different occasions!" Chell ranted.

Luna directed her attention to Wheatley. "Is this true."

Wheatley smiled nervously. "Maybe I tried to kill her a few times..."

"A FEW TIMES! A WHOLE BUNCH OF TIMES!" Chell bellowed.

"Well, you deserved it! You tried to take credit for everything I've done!" Wheatley retorted.

"You've done? I DONE EVERYTHING WHILE YOU BROKE A BLOODY WINDOW!" Chell bellowed once more

The argument went on for several more minutes. Twilight began to grit her teeth before exploding.

"Enough!" Screamed Twilight. "Sweet Celestia, I don't care!"