//-------------------------------------------------------// Nicholas Cage Becomes an Alicorn -by Smiles- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// Im really going to regret uploading this chapter. //-------------------------------------------------------// Im really going to regret uploading this chapter. Nicholas (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJbPMuAilyY)Cage Becomes An Alicorn (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJbPMuAilyY) By: A Whole Fuck Bunch Of People “Why couldn’t you just put the Bunny back in the box?” - Nicholas Cage Hello. My name is Nicholas Cage and this is my story.  I come to you now not from a position of arrogance, but from an earnest desire to share with those of you desirous to hear of my story, as its dire importance concerns not only you but those who are undesirous to experience this tale. There is very little time left, so listen carefully as I relate to you the events of that fateful night and its less fateful but still relevant accompanying day. It is a story of the beginning of the end. As is the with most stories, we shall begin at the beginning: the beginning of the beginning of the end. It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. The outlook wasn’t brilliant for the Mudville nine that day. The rain was coming down like cats, dogs, and the increasingly rare catdogs. Nicolas Cage sat at the bat, eyeballing the pitcher as he wound back a fastball. Some later argued that Nick should have stood at the bat, and that it would have changed the results of the game, but Nick Cage just didn’t roll that way. Nick Cage’s preferred methods of rolling involved simultaneous rocking and/or keeping rolling rolling rolling what. I don’t know shit about baseball, but whatever you call it, the pitcher threw the ball with a curve in it. I think it’s called something fancy. Let’s call it a spinball. Then Nick said. “Which one of you quærs is gonna help”. “Not me,” said the dog. *scheiße new ep slow-mo it started to crush his entire body down in a cartoonish accordion-like fashion until he ded. HE SAID, "SON WHEN YOU GROW UP, WOULD YOU BE THE SAVIOUR OF THE BROKEN, THE BEATEN AND THE DAMNED?" HE SAID "WILL YOU DEFEAT THEM, YOUR DEMONS, AND ALL THE NON-BELIEVERS, THE PLANS THAT THEY HAVE MADE?" "BECAUSE ONE DAY I'LL LEAVE YOU, A PHANTOM TO LEAD YOU IN THE SUMMER, TO JOIN THE BLACK PARADE." IM JUST A BOY I ANIT A HERO NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THEN THA BOY WAS ALL LIKE “YO NIGGA U GOT SUM DRUGZZZZZZZZZZZ??” AND THEN SMASHMOuthSSLGDSNAKHYEAH IT;S EGGS HERE TAHE KIKE THREE NONW THEN NIGGAS BE ALL LIKE WTF BOY U GOT SUM DRUGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ AND DSMASHOUTH SAID NO I DON’T ACTUALLY GAVE DRUGS SOORRY LITTLE NIGGER FILTHY TRASH POOPTICKLER IS GAY LOL ←- TRU FAX KRAGOR IS LOVE KRAGOR IS LIFE <3->   Dick butt