Where am I? Who am I?

It was 8am. John woke up. He was still tiered. Suddenly, John felt a "bar" feeling. He looked under his blanked and he saw. He was bar.

He thought, "Ok only my upper body."

But then he looked closely. He was ... COMPLETE BAR. Not even underwear.

John thought. "Oh my F**** what happened."

Then John looked closer. Next to him lied a beautiful blue mare with a rainbow mane. Dash was already awake. She looked to him with a cute smile.

Dash whispered, "Good morning LOVER BOY!"

John started to get blushed into deep red.

John asked Rainbow Dash, "Hey, good morning, ehm ... can you explain me why we are bare?"

Dash giggled, "Oh my god John, had you forgot it?"

John remembered and scared, "OH MY F**** GOD! OK 1. YOU HAD YOUR FIRST KISS WITH A PONY OK BUT ... GOSH I HAD MY FIRST TIME WITH A PONY MARE. What's wrong with me?"

Dash giggled, "Hey John calm down, it was very nice yesterday, you wasn't so bad. It was REALLY GOD WITH YOU!"

John blushed, "Yes really? Cause that was my ...

Dash said giggled, "It was my first time too and I am so glad it was with YOU JOHN! We should repeat that because "Practise makes perfect."

John said, "Yea ... practise ..."

Dash said, "Calm down, John it was a beautiful night the nicest which I ever could have."

She was right. Never mind if she is a pony or not, I love her and she loves me, so I should do the best of this situation.

They kissed each other. John asked, "Do you think we should told that someone aaaah somepony that?"

Dash giggled, "Don't worry only Twilight and the other know that. Ok if you want that could be our ... small secret."

They still cuddled one hour. They couldn't get enough of each other.

John said, "Sorry Dash but I have to abort that now, because I promised Twilight to help cleaning up her house."

Dash said, "Hey it´s ok. I have to put some rainclouds too. The weather wont be so nice today. But hey maybe we can repeat that on the evening and tonight again?" said Dash and put her muzzle on Johns mouth again.

John blushed. "Ehm ... eeeeeh yes aaaaaha why not? I mean it was good so ... yea."

Dash giggled, "Oh my god John you are so funny. It is so cute if you stutter and blushed."

After both heaving breakfast and heaving a bath, John put on his Jacked. Dash put her dress in a clothes box. They have to leave the apartment because it was book for only one night.

Then John saw something ... gleam outside. John thought about what it could be but then ....

John tip on Dash shoulder, "Dash?"

Dash answered. "Yes lover?"

John asked, "Ehm did you see that?

Dash asked and giggled, "What? Ah I see you still strung up. You need a "massage" tonight no problem rrrraaawww."

John answered, "Yea maybe but...

John saw the gleam again.

John shouted as loud as he could, "OH MY GOD! !!!DASH GET DOWN!!!!

The windows splintered.

Dash screamed loud, "By the princess what is that...

John said, "STAY DOWN, STAY DOWN ANGEL.

It rained shots through the whole flat. Tables, glasses, windows and other ceramic stuff splintered.

Dash cried, "What, what's going on?"

John explained, "I have no idea. Some one is shooting us."

Dash asked, "But with what?"

John answered, "With a machine gun."

The shooting stopped immediately.

John stood up... very slow. Then he heard something crashing on the front door. John moved further to the door. The door was full of slugs. Then he opened carefully the door. There was a ... radio set.

A distorted voice said something, "John, I see your operator, your scared, I feel you worries and your doubts, there is no escape for you, you will pay for everything."

John asked, "WHO THE FUCK IS THERE, GO TO HELL MOTHERFUCKER!"

The disported voice said, "GOODBYE!"

Both sand in the front door and had no idea what happened to them. Suddenly a small appeared in the air.

John said, "God, run ... run ....

Dash asked, "John what´s going on again?"

John shouted, "RUN DASH RUN!"

A Vulture appeared. A mall flying object with a machine gun and two propeller. A kind of a war drone.

The crap thing shoots permanently.

Dash asked, "John what is that thing?"

John answered in hurry, "It´s a drone a vacant flying objet which tried to kill us."

Dash asked in shock, "But why?"

John said, "I don't know RUN!"

Dash asked, "We should hide us?"

John answered, "No chance that thing can scan the whole area in different types, in thermal imaging and so one."

Dash said, "John I kick that thing to the moon."

Dash raised up in the sky. The small thing looked up and followed her.

John shouted. "NO DASH NO! Maybe you are faster like the drone but it can shoot!"

Dash said with her ego, "Ah a new challenge."

Dash flied around that thing to distract that and to shoo it from John.

Dash said to herself, "John you helped me so often now it´s time to help you."

The drone discovered Dash and shoot at her. She avoid the shoots but one bullet hit her.

Dash shouted. "AAAAAAAAH Cilestia damn, that hurts."

Now she was behind the drone. Her shoulder burned but he took that weird thing and hurled it against a tree as powerful she could.

The drone crashed against a tree and exploded. Dash landed.

John shouted worried, "Dash are you ok?"

Dash answered, "Yea I am ok."

John was shock, "God damn you are bleeding. Ah god you had luck its only a graze wound."

Dash asked John, "John what the hell was that thing?"

John answered, "Normally the military in my world used to eliminate their enemies but how it comes here, I have no idea.

John had an idea how that thing entered the world. There are only two humans in Equestira. He and ... STEVE CONNOR!

Dash asked, "Hey John what is? You look so ... as you know ...?

John answered, "I have a assumption. But lets go back to Twilights house we should save there. Come on I carry you."

Dash asked, "You sure you can do that?"

John answered with a smile, "Hey I am your boyfriend, you forgot?"

Dash smiled, "Oh yea so it seems I am the pony who need a massage tonight."

John said and smiled, "I think about it."

Later they entered at Twilights house.

John knocked on Twilights door. The door opened.

Twilight said, "Hey John, hey .... GOSH Dash what happened?"

John explained, "We got attack by a drone, to long to explain please help her. Its only a graze wound tape her wound."

Twilight said, "Of course, Dash lie down to the couch."

Something appeared on the door.

Spike said, "I got it."

John scared, "Be careful who knows what it is."

Spike said, "It´s only a letter."

Twilight asked, "By? That's weird, because Spike got the messages out of his mouth."

John said, "The letter is for me."

Dash asked, "How would you know this?"

John answered, "I know it."

John opened the letter and read loud.

Hello John my friend,

I am sitting in the park, (for your information earlier it was the Centre Park) but It looks much nicer now I think, so quiet and so one.

But you ask what do I want from you? That's easy you meat me at 3pm in the park !ALONE!, not a minute later or something bad will happen, you understood? Remember I see EVERYTHING!

I know you will come and sorry for your girlfriend, don't worry she will be ok again.

See you later John.

John throw the letter away.

Dash asked, "John what does that mean, something bad will happen? Who is this guy?"

John answered, "Ok listen, while you lying on the medical station in Canterlot, there was a pony, a Pegasus pony which spectated me all the time. He knows everything about me. He knows where I am, he knows what I do right now, he knows everything. His name is Steve Connor."

Twilight said, "He ... he is one of the immediate of Princess Cilestias guards. He is fine I know him."

Dash smiled, "Yes and he is a good flyer but he still haven't got his Cutie Mark, that's weird, isn´t it?"

John answered, "Guys, he isn't a pony!"

Everypony startled.

Dash asked, "What do you mean?"

John explained, "After I was waiting to visit you Dash, that white Pegasus pony come to me. I didn't remarked him. He approached to me. In real he was by the U.S Air-Force, now he is an international special agent for the U.S government. He followed me to Equestria. Now he is trying to kill me, I don't know why, but the only way to find that out is to meet him and to end this once and for all."

Twilight said, "John you can´t go alone if he is so dangerous."

Suddenly Twilight gasped. "Oh no, if he is one of the guard of princess Cilestia he could kill her and Luna too. I have to write a letter now:"

John abort Twilight, "NO DON´T DO THAT. I don't know where he actually is, maybe he is still in Canterlot. If you inform her right now, he can kill her easily. Never mind he is a special agent of the U.S you better shouldn't underestimate him. They are the best. He is really clever. He chose to be a Pegasus pony, so he can observer everyone and everywhere."

Twilight asked, "But how did he transform to a pony?"

John looked to the ground, "He ... he asked an unicorn to transform him into a Pegasus pony. She did it because he would kill her and finally he did it."

Everypony was shoked.

Dash said, "Y-You mean he ... he killed the unicorn which died for a few weeks? And he is the guy which attacked us?"

John said, "Yes Dash, but now I have to go."

Twilight stopped him. "Wait you don't go alone we are coming with you!"

Dash shouted, "Yes I shot this BUCK to the moon."

John said, "No, I have to go alone. Please trust me. I don't know what he is trying to do. He is one of the best. He don't do anything without a hidden agenda."

Both ponies looed sad, "OK John, good luck."

Dash jumped up and run to John, "Please promise me you come back ALIVE. I can´t live without you anymore."

John tried to console her, "Dashi I promise I´ll come back, believe me, I´ll find a way to stop him."

Dash had tears in her eyes. Now she showed her soft site, "John please don't go, I ... I wont loose you, you ... you are everything for me. I LOVE YOU. You had already risk your life for ME and the rest of us. Now you want to do it again, it´s very brave of you but, but, I ... I NEED YOU, who shall I angry next time, who shall I tickle next time, who shall I cuddle next time, who shall I show my newest movements and my secret places."

John starts heaving tears too, "Dash ... Dash listen, LISTEN TO ME. I know you love me and I LOVE YOU but I have to end this. When this is over, I AM FREE, WE ALL ARE FREE THEN but look if I don't do anything now, who knows what he is planning next. See one pony had already died.  I have to stop him. And of course I come back because you promised me a massage tonight you forgot?"

Dash embraced him so strong she could. "Take care of yourself."

John said, "I will, I promise!" John left the room and closed the door.

Dash said to Twilight, "We can´t sit here and doing nothing!"

Twilight answered, "I know Dash I´ll find a way to help him but I have to inform princess Cilestia and the rest of the guards.

John had close the door. He looked back one more time and then he walked through the crowd of ponies which looked at him, they know, something was wrong with him but they turned back to their business.

NOW OR NEVER! I take them an end. I take him an end. He terrorize the ponies long enough.