Where am I? Who am I?

Ponyville: 4 weeks before John Price arrived in Equestria.

I don't know what happened to me. I don't know where I am now. But what I remember is a bright light. A bright light of an explosion. Am I dead? Or is this the heaven? I didn't know it. But what shall come surprised me...

A voice said, "Hm what's that? Steve Connor? Must be your name. Born 20 May 2000? HUH IMPOSSIBLE!... hmmm. Driver license? What's that? Health-insurance card? Weird stuff!"

Connor opened his eyes. His head muttered like somebody would play with a drum next to him. He saw a roof made by wood. Then he noted he was bounded on a bed. He couldn't move. He starts shaking his body as wild he could.

The unknown voice said, "Hey, hey please stop, I won´t hurt you. I didn't do that by design and you look very bad. Did you have an accident?"

Connor moved to the right side, "Who is this? I SWAR I SHOOT IN YOUR FUCKING FACE IF I´M FREE AGAIN!"

The female voice said, "Please, stop I just want to help you. That's all."

Connor moved up his upper body. Then he saw something which leave his speechless. A cyan ... horse ... no pony?

The pony was scared.

Connor asked, "W-Wh...What the hell are you?"

The pony went to him, "Oh hi my name is Lyra and yes I am a pony, an unicorn but what in Cilestias name are you?"

Connor said, "No, No impossible speaking ponies ... no what the hell happened here? Where am I?"

Lyra tried to calm him down, "Please calm down, you are save I wont hurt you. I bound you on my bed because I didn't know if you are dangerous or not."

Connor asked, "Ok now I´ve seen everything. The U.S government best secrets, black projects, Area 51 and now a talking unicorn which speaks nearly the same language as me...GOD I must hit my head extremely.

Lyra said, "Yes you was in a catastrophe condition."

Steve asked, "Where am I? Where did you found me?"

Lyra answered, "I founded you in the Ever-Free-Forest, the most dangerous place in whole Equestria. I was in there to examine some new animals and then I founded you? What are you?"

Connor said, "You don't know what I am?"

Lyra said, "No we never seen a creature like you."

Connor was angry, "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?"

Lyra shocked and said, "Sorry, sorry Mr I ... I ... sorry."

Connor said, "I am Steve Connor. I am a human or homo sapiens sapiens. I life in Los Angeles. I work in Washington DC. for the U.S government.

Lyra asked, "U.S ... what?"

Connor said, "USA? Unite States Of America don't tell me you never heard about that?"

Lyra answerd shy, "No ... not really?"

Connor asked, "Oh great, so where am I again?"

Lyra said, "You are in the magical land of Equestria."

Connor think about it, "Equestria never heard of that country."

Connor asked her, "Equestria, hm OK who leads the country which form of government?"

Lyra asked, "Form of government?"

Connor looked at her irritated, "Yes FORM, dictatorship, Republic, Democracy, Federation or a kingdom?"

Lyra said, "Oh that ehm kingdom. Our leader is a Princess. Princess Cilestia and Princess Luna."

Connor said, "Two Princesses? Really? Ok never mind... are there more humans here in Equestria?

Lyra said, "No we never seen a human. You are the first one."

Connor said, "OH GREAT! Ok thanks for you help now I need a plane a helicopter or a car is there anything of it?"

Lyra asked, "What?"

Steve shook his head, "Never mind forget it."

Steve asked Lyra, "Lyra?"

Lyra answered, "Yes?"

Connor asked, "Which day is it which month ... which year? Which planet?

Lyra said, "Ehm it´s Monday the 8th May 116354 and we lived on the Earth, why?"

Connor was shoked, "Wait what? WHICH YEAR?"

Connor stood up took his mobile phone. She didn't lie, she was right. Connor sat down again, to think about it. He wasn't on another planet or in another dimension. He was ... in the FUTURE. God damn what happened here?

Connor asked again, "And here lives no humans?"

Lyra said, "No why?"

Connor asked her, "Do you know maybe what happened to us? Anything ... a detail."

Lyra answered, "No sorry, I never heard about your kind or what happened to them maybe Twilight Sparkle can help you?"

Connor asked, "Who is Twilight?"

Lyra said, "Oh she is the personal student of Princess Cilestia."

Connor asked, "Is she a human?"

Lyra said, "No we never seen one not here in Equestria or in any other part of the world."

Connor sat down. Was this really the end what he saw? But what happened with the human kind and ... how could these ... animal appear not even radioactive radiation could do this.

One was sure Steve couldn't go with this human body. He didn't know if this folk is friendly or hostile. But what shall he do now? Then he saw Lyra´s horn glowing.

Connor asked, "You you can use magic?"

Lyra answered, "Of course yes I can. Ha Ha every unicorn can do this."

Connor asked again, "Every unicorn? Are there more species like you?"

Lyra explained, "Of course, We have Unicorn like me and Twilight, Pegasus Ponies which control the weather and can walk on clouds and Earth Ponies which worked on farms or anything else."

Connor´s mouth stood open. Pegasusponies? Weather controlling, walking on clouds? Earth Ponies. What ... he didn't understand this world anymore.

Connor asked Lyra, "Lyra I have a question."

Lyra´s eyes widened, "YES ASK ME!"

Connor asked her, "You can use magic right? Is it possible...

Connor think about it. Ok I want to be a pony but which one is the best decision? Earth pony no. Unicorn... I could use magic but Pegasus... hm I could fly and walking on clouds, perfect to spy from everywhere.

Connor asked Lyra, "Can you transform me into a ... Pegasus pony?"

Lyra asked, "Why?"

Connor said, "Please I won´t scared your folk. I have a plan. But please."

Lyra said, "Ehm yes I´m not perfect but I try my best."

Suddenly Connor hovered over the ground. He felt a ... unusual force. Then he landed on the ground.

He looked at his hands and body...now he had hooves. He was a Pegasus. A white Pegasus with wings.

Lyra said, "Weird."

Connor asked, "What do you mean?"

Lyra answered, "You haven't got a Cutie Mark?"

Steve asked, "WHAT?"

Lyra explained him, "Do you humans not have a Cutie Mark? A cutie mark is something which showed your personal talent."

Connor answered, "No we haven't sorry. But thanks for this transformation. Can I be a human again if I want."

Lyra said, "I did something special with you."

Connor asked, "And what?"

Lyra answered, "You can switch between your humanity and your pony body."

Connor´s eyes beamed. "REALLY WOW THANK YOU!"

Connor said with an evil thought, "Perfect now I can spy this stupid fools however I want."

Connor asked her, "How can I change it?"

Lyra said, "Concentration. If you think about it. If you want to be a human again think about it. The same if you want to be a Pegasus. Try it."

Connor closed his eyes. "Be a human."

*PUUUUFFFFF*

LOL it worked. Really. Perfect.

Connor said to her, "Hey Lyra thanks for everything. But please don't tell anyone else that I am a human, please!"

Lyra said, "Eeehm oh ok. But don't hurt them. I promise I wont tell anypony about you."

Connor said, "Thank you Lyra. I promised if YOU don't say anyone else about me."

Steve smiled to her, "...or I rope out your horn!" he thought.

Steve went outside.

Steve said to her, "Ok Lyra thanks for all. I come back soon. See you later bye."

Lyra said, "Take care."

Steve left the house.