apirl fool story ((SUPER OLD)
"Hey Rainbow Dash!" Rarity sang as she held a bird like she was Snow White.
Rarity was white but had purple hair instead of black hair. She loved to sing. She had the voice of the singing voice of Tabitha Saint Gremain. She loves singing. She sang a song all day long sometimes. She liked it. Rainbow Dash was flying with her wings. She went to the floor and said "hi" to Rarity.
"Hi." Rainbow said. She smiled like a rainbow rash.
"Hi, I have great news, Rainbow." Rarity said with a smile.
"Oh. What is it?" Rainbow said.
"I found a true love for me just for me Rainbow! We loved each other." she said.
Rainbow screeched cutely.
"O.M.G. I'm so happy!!!! Do you plan on a wedding?"
"Oh no. Not yet. Maybe soon. I think I really like him. He loves me. Yeah"
Rainbow and Rarity talked about cute boys and then Rarity had a idea.
"O em gee, Rainbow I have a plan!! You could help me with my date for tonight!!" Rarity screamed.
"Oh yeah cool!"
So Rainbow decided to help with Rarity's date tonight.
Later that day, Rarity brought Rainbow to her house. Rarity's house was a carousel. But it didn't have the horses spinning around it like at the circus. Maybe Rarity was in a circus in her backstory. But she liked fashion so it didn't go along with it. Rarity was a hot mess like her mama but she was a mystery. She was independent lady. Rarity opened the door to the door. Rarity said "Hey, welcome to Cassesole Boutique! Rainbow."
Rainbow smiled,"Aw yeah, I love dresses."
Rarity said, "Silly filly. You cant buy it. Your a tomboy."
Rainbow frowned "Oh... sorry I asked."
She looked like sad.
Rarity grabbed a chaotle and ate it. Rainbow said "Hey, I want a choiwle too."
They both ate it.Then Rarity said "Hey, what a wonderful kind of day, where we can learn to laugh and play."
"And get along with each other."
"HEY." Rarity and Rainbow laughed all the live life day.
Then Rarity said, "Hey Rainbow, let's get ready. Its my big night and we're doing it up right."
Later they got ready. Ready Freddie. Then Rarity put on a dress. It was an olive green dress with beauty accents of brown. She had a beauty bow that was faded rosie puce and she was beautiful. Rainbow dash was crying, "I wish I could be so beautiful too."
Rarity hugged her. Rainbow smelled Rarity. Her dress smelled like chemicals.
Rarity took off her bow and gave it to Rainbow's hair. Then rarity pulled another out of her pocket.
"Don't worry, I always got more where that came from" Rarity smiled.
Rainbow laughed at her pun. So funny. Rainbow looked like a goddess in her bow so pretty.
Then Rarity got up and went to the door.
"Come on Rainbow. Lets go. You can walk me to the restaurant."
Rarity went outside and Rainbow followed. Rarity walked out there. She was outside, super cold. Rainbow followed her out there. She was outside. Rainbow and Rarity were outside. They were outside together, forever.
Rarity and Rainbow went to the restaurant. It was called "Fat Larry's Bar and Grill" Rarity's favorite.
Rainbow licked her lips
"Oh yeah, burgers" she said.
Then Rarity went inside and saw Iron Will. Rainbow waved at him. Rarity went to a empty table and said "HA HA HA."
She jumped up n' down like Pinkie Pie in the breeze of the lands. Then she went to a different table place. Then he went to a different table. There was a rug under it with a red rug. The fibers were made of artificial plant fiber. the lights were down low like a romance moments. She sat at it and screamed like a monster for her life. She licked the rug and sat up like a sitting duck.
"HA, HA, HA, HA, AH HA HA" screamed Rainbow.
"O.m.g, Rainbow what's wrong?" said Rarity jupming up in a blink.
"I'm OK" replied Rainbow.
"Oh" replied Rarity.
"OK" said Rarity.
She sit down at the table and Iron Will said "Sup babe."
Rarity said "Shut up."
Everyone in the restaurant gasped.
Rarity said '''I'm not here to date you. In reality, I am actually in realty. I am Flutttershy!!!'' she screeched.
"O.M.G." said Rainbow. "Why didn't you tell me?"
"I'm sorry" replied Rarity.
She unzippled her disguise and a yellow mane emerged, with pink hair. It was Flutturshy!!!!!! Rainbow rocked and hugged her.
"I love you" she said to each other. They kissed under the moom of the light.
When the food arrived thy were all hungry. A lump of grey food arrived. It was nice.
"It looks processed" said Rarity.
"Yeah''' said Rainbow. They ate him up. They shared. Iorn Wilt was sad over at the other table. Rainbow shamked him. HE CRY.
"AAaaa!" said Will.
"Shut up" they agreed. They high fived in the winds and they ate the food. They ate him. they took delicate bites. Mmmm.
Thy food was good and they ate it.
"Chancie, I'm in!" he said. Rarity looked at the neon sign.
"Oh-em-gee," she said.
"Rainbow we gutta get going"
"OK" said Rainbow.
They kissed and left. They went home and drink coffee. They dirnk it. Yeah. They watched TV for a while and watched Sailor Moon. It was nice. Then rainbow went home and went to bed and ratty went to bed. she said Hi to her cat and he went to bed. The end bed. The cat was sleeping on the floor since its a cat y'know. Rarity slept thru the nights silent and lonely. She was afraid of the dark. But it was the end. So the end, kids.
Author's Note
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did i get chu?????!!! If i didd, leave a comment! Didnt? leave one anyway?! supe cool~ I love u guys.
I em so sory this fail moderation so i counent submit it on April Fools a year ago or two but im all good. "::)
my ex freind EgoreFrimzCud edit my story so thanks my ex buddie. I have new edir now,
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