Arrival

“Ughh… my head…” moaned Beth.

“Wha- what happened?” yawned Wallow

“Where... are we?” asked Chris.

“Ah cernh ferl mah ferce…” mumbled Danny.

“Owww…” Plum complained.

Then everything went to hell...

“What? This is messed up.”

“Everything is Oookay!”

“AAUGH!”

“WAHAUGH!”

*thud*

“HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!”

“Well… this is... different…”

Four Warriors, one alien, one Catbag, and one Impossibear, sat staring at the new bodies of the warriors and the alien.

“Dayum, Wallow. You really let yourself go this time, baby.”

“Shutup, Impossibear.”

After a moment of thought, Wallow had come up with a hypothesis.

“Guys, I think we’re ponies.”

“Yeah, but that doesn’t explain the horns and wings on all of our backs.” said Danny, stating the obvious as always.

“Yeah... well... I’m still working on that.”

“Yeah.” Chris agreed. “Remember the Pony Lords? That’s pretty much what we look like… except with more random colors.”

“But did the Pony Lords have dongs on their face, and wings on their back? Don’t think so!”

“We must be…” Wallow’s eyes went wide and filled with stars (which is hard, considering how wide their eyes already are), “a whole new breed of ponies!” he said happily.

“Wow, man.” said Chris. “This is heavy stuff.”

“Heh. No shit, Dick Tracy.” Danny yelled. Then, he turned to Wallow.

“If we are an endangered species, you owe me five bucks, Wallow.”

“...Deal.” he said eventually.