"Boy, I suire am tired" said farmer brown as he placed his hoe on the soiul. He always handlid his hoes carefully, just in case one broke. then he would have to pay for it, and Farmer Brown didn't like paying for his hoes. He liked giving one dollar to hoes a lot. Even free 1s were gud cause that meant Farmer brown didn't have to give any money, and not giving any money is good because you don't waste resources on the paper that's used to make the money, which is also good. but he decided to put the hoes aside.
Farmer green ignored his hoe and was walking back to his barn wen he heard a loud POP behind him, so he grabbed his riful that was in his pokit and hid behin a tree that was in his yard. the tree had bark on it, so it pertected him from the POP that might be there. POP's were bad. one time Farmer brown heard a POP and his whole house fell down!! So from then on he didnt like the POPs, and he learned his lessons, maybe for the bettr. But now there was a POP to deal with, and POPs were bad. Because one time he heard a pop and his house fell down, which is bad. Because you have to pay for the stuff to build the house, and Farmer brown lived in a fifty floor mansion that overlooked the grand canyon. It was beautiful. He also had a beautiful wife, which was beautiful too. He always chose his wifes carefully, just in case one happened to be a POP.
Farmer Brown peeked aroudt the cornir and was releeved to see a red horse sitting there, looking just as confused as farmer brown was. Farmer brown was confused.
Sunce farmer brown didn't have any red horses, he was still cautius around it because he didnt know what kind of diseases it could carry.
He took out a notepad and started jetting down note, but wen he tried to inspect the red horses bum the red horse shouted "hey!" The red horse was angrie.
"wow! holy wacamolee! you can talk1 what kind of creature are you?!1!?" farmer mac loaded his shotgun and aimed it rite at the red hors's head. The red horse bucks the gun out of farmer brown's hands and he starts running away. But Farmer Brown is 2 quick. He runs for shotgun and ames it at big mac again, and fires three shots.
PANG!
PANG!
PANG!
Then he reloads his duble barril.
The red horse falls on the grass and farmer brown runs to it. he then kneels down next to it. "oh no! I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to!" He credles the red horse in his arms, and the red horse smiles at farmer brown. Farmer brown says, "Let me look at your woonds, you are probably rily hurt!" So Farmer black looks for a bullit wound on red horse, but he can't find one. "there's no hole!" He luks up and see's a rabbet dead about 5000 inches away. "oh, dw big mc, I hit that instead!!" So Farmer brown helps red horse up, and they go to the barn.
"So what is your name?" asks the farmer brown.
"My name is big mac. not the food." the red horse replys. He seems neutrel to the farmer brown, not aggresive at all. "Now that were freinds, let's go to the barn! Ive never seen a red horse, but I have a purpil one. It's called Twilite sParkil."
Big Mac's i's widen, nd he walks over to the barn. He opins the door with his hand and goes to the stalls. Then he sees a lavinder horse and the lavender horse is surprised 2. Big Mac is surprised.
"Oh big mac! Big Mac!"
They begin to rub their noses together, but Farmer Brown comes in to stop it. he has his shotgun out. "That's it you little idiut! Ive had enuff of you! Be gone!" So he shoots at big mac with his double barriled shotgun five times. Big Mac falls to the ground and faarmer brown is worried. "oh no! I'm so sorry, I didn't mean 2!!1!" He credles big Mac in his arms, and Big Mac frowns at farmer brown. "Let me luuk at your wounds, your probly realy hirt!" So Farmer red looks for five bullit wounds on Big Mac, but he can't find one. "There's no hole!" He looks up and c's bullet holes in the wall, so Farmer Brown goes to the parallell stall and sees a pink partee horse lying there dead.
"oh no! I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to!" So Farmer Brown kneels next to the pink party horse and starts stroking it's ear. Then he throws the pink party horse over the stall in rage. "this is all ur fault big mac! If you never came here that pink party horse wouldn't have dyed!" so he shoots big mac in the head 20 times. "oh no! I'm so sorry, I didn't mean 2!!" He cradles big Mac in his arms, and Big mac smiles at farmer Brown. "Let me look at ur wounds, your probly realy hurt!" So Farmer red looks for twenty bullet wounds on Big mac, but he can't find any. "There's no hole anywhere!" He looks up and see's bullet holes in the wall, so Farmer Brown goes outside and see's his wyfe on the floor. She isn't moving.
So she must be dead.
and they all lived happily
ever
after.
THE END!
