Vegito and Buu in Equestia

by chubbysonicfan

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Other, Random, Adventure, Crossover, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 2829

Vegito and Majin Buu are in equestria

During their epic battle on Earth, Vegito and Majin Buu are transported to a strange dimension. The world is littered with delicious looking ponies, perfect for Buu's sweet tooth. Vegito must return to his planet. Oh and there's some ponies to save too. That's cool.

(Amazing what boredom and writer's block can do to you XD)
(Like, hate or whatever, I'm having too much fun)

Published 2014-04-03 04:10:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-08 00:18:10 UTC

Chapter 2

"Whatcha up to, Twilight?" Twilight Sparkle's personal assistant, Spike, watched over her studies over a new spell, one neither of them had heard of before.

"Practicing this new spell." Twilight's horn shone brightly in her house. "It's supposed to summon the strongest warrior in the universe."

"Really?" Spike rolled his eyes at such a silly concept. He returned to his daily chores as to not be bothered by Twilight's antics.

Twilight focused her horn on her ceiling as she attempted to summon, what could be, gods. Her horn shone brighter as her goal was almost met. Sweat poured down her head as a portal opened above her head. A leg seeped through the portal, showing its bipedal stature. Another leg poped out just as somepony burst through her window.

"Sorry, Twi." Rainbow Dash looked up to see a purple light shoot out of her ceiling and split into different directions.

"Oh, this is bad." Twilight scurried around the room for a reversal spell.

"What's up?" Rainbow's words were cut off by Twilight, nearly, punching her to the ground.

As Twilight explained her situation, Rainbow Dash fished around the room for a way out of Twilight's rapid chattering. "So let me get this straight. You summoned, super powerful, things into Equestria, who may be a threat to, everything, and you don't know where they are?"

"That's about right..." Twilight looked out her window for anything suspicious.

"Awesome!"

"What?" Twilight, checked her ears to make sure she was hearing correctly.

"Let's go kick some alien butt." Before Twilight could stop her, Rainbow was gone.

"Darn it, Dash!" Twilight left to find her.

Chapter 3

Vegito awoke to a curious Applebloom inspecting the creature she discovered in her orchards. "Back off, pooch. I'm looking for civilization."

"Ah ain't no dog!" She retorted, "Ah'm a pony. Now whut are you?"

Vegito didn't say anything. The sight before him was enough to give him the answer he was looking for. "Huh. Guess Buu hit me harder than I thought."

"Who?" Applebloom followed Vegito's path, going towards her clubhouse.

Just don't focus on it, He thought, it should go away eventually.

As they walked out of the orchards, Vegito took to the skies, searching for a house of any sort. Spotting a small house, just a few feet away, he flew to the door faster than Majin Buu could have dreamed of. He knocked on the door, busting it down in the process, and called out to any residents. "Yo! Anyone home?"

Seeing no one around, Vegito made himself at home. He looked through the house for any form of entertainment. No TV. Go figure.

Vegito was about to enjoy his bowl of applesauce when he heard someone's voice from the living room.

"Whut in tarnation?" Applejack looked over the house, everything has been raided. The fridge was missing food, the bedrooms had been thrashed. And something was in the bathroom. "Alright, Ah don't who ya are, but Ya'll best be-"

Her words were cut off by Vegito opening the door from the bathtub. "May I help you?"

"Yeah, how 'bout ya leave our house before Ah knock ya out!" Applejack got into a pouncing position.

Vegito laughed, "Oh, I'm so scared." He took a bite from the applesauce. "Please, don't use a broom on me!"

Applejack laid a broom on the floor. She growled at him, Vegito's intrusion on her property has brought Applejack to her boiling point.

"This sause kinda suck, by the way." Applejack didn't say anything, she was focused more on finding an opening in Vegito's taunts.

While Vegito was eating away at the Apple family's famous applesauce, he never let his guard down. He could tell he was being followed. But he still had the time of his life.

"So." Vegito stepped out of the tub. "Which one of you is the strongest?"

Big Macintosh stepped forward, his massive body shadowing everything next to him.

"Uh huh. Now, who's the fastest?" Vegito glanced at Applejack, who, in turn, stepped forward. "I see."

Vegito smiled at the two Apples, his confidence only growing as he watched them. He cracked his neck, pointing towards a tree outside. "Well, I just kicked his ass and raided your fridge while you were looking over there."

Applejack turned around. "Ah never looked over-" Before she could finish, Big Mac was in a wheel chair, wearing casts on his limbs, and Vegito was munching on, exactly, twenty apples. "CONSARNIT!"

"Tough words for a red-neck." Vegito ate an apple, laughing internally. "I mean, you almost said a bad word like: dang."

Applejack nearly broke a vein. She lunged herself at Vegito. She threw the strongest punches in her life, only for Vegito to never flinch.

"Any more pillows you gonna throw at me?" Vegito continued to eat his apple.

Applejack couldn't speak. She was throwing the strongest attacks of her life, punches that could kill anything in their path. And that, thing, in her house acted like he wasn't nothing at all.

"If you've got no more tricks up your sleeve, I'm gonna take off." Before anypony could say anything, Vegito used Instant Translocation to warp out of the Apple's household.

"Where- I'm gonna get Twilight." Applejack rushed for Golden Oaks Library.

Chapter 4

"This can't be happening." Twilight continued to groan as Rainbow Dash constantly gloated about being the strongest in the world. It's gotten to the point where Twilight is contemplating locking Dash in a soundproof bubble, just to give her some time to think.

"Twilight!" Twilight turned to see Applejack sprinting towards her at breakneck speeds.

"Yes?" Twilight looked around for Ponyvill's resident narcissist, who has gone and flew off.

"There was this, thing, at mah house." Applejack looked around for the thing that raided her home only minutes ago. "It raided our fridge an' everythin'."

Twilight raised an eyebrow. "Did it walk on two legs?"

Applejack nodded. "Yeah, it also looked like a hairless monkey."

Twilight started for Sweet Apple Acres. She didn't need anymore info, just some clues. "Did the creature leave any trails when it left?"

Applejack rubbed her eyes. "Ah must be seein' thangs, cause it just up an' vanished when it left."

So much for CSI Ponyvill.

"Vanished?" Twilight looked into Applejack's eyes. "AJ, only unicorns can teleport. Your intruder must have, obviously, been a-"

"Hey! Look over here!" Twilight was interrupted by Rainbow Dash pointing at a trail of apples.

"Aha!" Applejack followed the trail. "It's bound t' be over here!"

Twilight massaged her pours. Her friends hadn't ignored her like this since she ascended into an alicorn. Regardless, she followed suit, hoping the travel would lead to something important. As they reached the end of the trail, leading right into a tree, Dash bragged about being able to dominate the alien with one hoof.

"And if that thing, even, looks at me wrong, I'll-"

"Oh, for Popo's sake, shut up!" A tired voice came from atop a tree. Vegito was resting on a branch as he was, so rudely, awoken by an annoying little horse. "What are you doing anyway?"

"That's it!" Applejack shouted, " thats the thing at mah house earlier!"

Vegito floated down from the tree. "I have a name, you know."

Twilight inspected Vegito's every inch, expecting a sort of horn. "Well, what is it?"

Vegito snickered. "Why should I tell you? None of you are worthy to challenge me."

Applejack snorted at him. How he could brag about surpassing a goddes was a mystery. But Applejack was about to prove Vegito wrong. As soon as Applejack pounced at him, Vegito slapped Applejack across the whole of ponyvill.

"Is that, honestly, the best you've got?" Vegito stretched his arms behind his head.

Eveypony was frozen in place. The creature standing before them was stronger than anything they've dealt with in the past. Its calm smirk only solidified its stance as a treat to Equestria.

"Now, if you don't mind," Vegito yawned, "I wish to catch some sleep."

As Vegito jumps onto a branch, Twilight summons spike from his daily duties. Spike appeared before her playing with dolls of Twilight and Rainbow Dash.

"Oh, Twilight," Spike said in his best Dash impression, "your horn is so big..."

Everyone in ear range stared at him. "Uh. I can explain-"

"I don't want to know." Twilight summoned a scroll and quill. "Just write a letter to the princess alerting her to"- She points a hoof at Vegito -"that thing in the tree."

"I am, so, gonna blackmail you." Vegito wrote down the previous scene in exact detail.

Twilight shook her head, there was no point in trying to defend Spike. She motioned him to start writing the letter, immediately. As Vegito slept through the ordeal, there was an impressive explosion a few hundred miles away.

"Well, well, well." Vegito jumped from the tree, landing on the letter Spike was writing. "Looks like he didn't kick the bucket after all."

He sped off towards the explosion faster than was humanly possible. Everypony was stunned at his incredible speed, making Dash all the more angry. They chased after him, leaving Spike in the dust, in hopes of finding a fast method of travel.

Spike crumbled the scroll Vegito ruined. "You owe me a new scroll, Jackass!"

Chapter 5

In a faraway desert, near the boarder of Equestria, a massive explosion engulfed a countless amount of innocent creatures. The culprit for the catastrophe was laughing above the clouds, celebrating his latest victory.

"This is perfect!" The monster gloated as he charged up another blast. "I can do whatever I want without Him to keep me down!"

He laughed for hours as he continued to kill everything in the vacinity. He blasted through buildings, tortured the wildlife, and turned ponies into chocolate balls. He was having the time of his life as he carved his most hated person into ponies' heads, and crushed them.

Meanwhile, Vegito was strolling through the sky, waiting for the Elements of Harmony to catch up. "Will you all hurry up?"

Twilight rolled her eyes as she stopped every second for Applejack to rest in her wheelchair.

"Um, shouldn't we help her, Twilight?" Fluttershy floated over to Applejack.

"Don't worry about her, Butterfly." Twilight took a swig from her bottle as they all followed Vegito, for some reason.

"Fluttershy-"

"I think I should carry her." Dash flexed her, nonexistent, muscles. "Being the strongest her, after all."

More like the most annoying. Vegito, getting furious at the ponies, used Instant Translocation to warp everypony to where the explosion occured.

"What the?" Twilight examined her surroundings, being warped somewhere faster than light messed with her eyes, after all.

Vegito smiled as he found his prize target: a pink, humanoid, creature with a tentacle reaching the back of his knees. Vegito rose to the creature, trying not to be seen, and waited for the right moment.

"Now, who should I turn into chocolate ne-"

Vegito interrupted the creature by stabbing a sword, made from his energy, through its mouth. "Well, well, well. Look who we have here."

The creature freed itself from Vegito's sword. "No. How did you- I thought I killed you!"

"Sorry buu buu," Vegito mocked, "but you can't get rid of me, that, easily."

Majin Buu growled at him. Vegito's presence made Buu's blood boil. His hopes of victory, shot down as he stared at Vegito. Vegito's smirk fueled his anger as he charged up his strongest attack.

"What's that?" Vegito cupped his ear in a mocking motion. "You're gonna kill me, you say? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but that's not gonna happen."

Vegito's eyes changed from black to a bright turquoise. His body bulked up as sparks shot from his body. Vegito surrounded himself in a bright aura, glowing bright a golden color. His hair was pushed up as his aura surrounded everything in a four yard radius. He yelled at the top of his lungs as he transformed.

Exhaling, he flaunted his current form to Majin Buu. "Well, come at me."

Buu didn't hesitate. He fired his biggest attack at Vegito, only to barely dodge it coming back at him. "Damn you!"

"What's wrong?" Vegito dusted off his gloves. "I told you it wouldn't work."

Buu was furious. He gritted his teeth to the point of chipping them. He didn't care, Buu's anger was enough to, temporarily, revert him into his original form.

"Buu HATE you!" He shouted, "Buu kill you!"

He charged at Vegito, getting punched back into sanity. Returned into his strongest state, Majin Buu growled at Vegito.

"Wow." Vegito rubbed his eyes. "I'm impressed. You managed to return to your old self. That's, got to be, a new record."

Buu couldn't see straight. His anger at Vegito growing as their fight prolonged. His senses returned, though, when he noticed the six ponies watching below. "Friends?"

Vegito looked down. "Not really. Acquaintance is more like it."

Buu licked his lips. His next meal was right below him. He punched Vegito in the stomach and warped behind the Element barriers. Buu readied his tentacle, charging it with enough energy for all six of them. He was interrupted, however, by a light emanating behind him and Vegito.

"Enough!" A voice called from inside the light.

Emerging from the light was a horse with, huge, wings and horn. She towered above Buu as she landed before him. She, the sun goddes: Celestia, grabbed Buu and Vegito in her levitation spell.

"Hey!" Vegito called, "whuddya grabbing me for?"

"You're both threats to the world, at large." Celestia, summoned locks around their wrists. "You shall both have your powers taken away."

"No fair!" Vegito struggled to break free. "I was trying to save your lives."

Celestia rolled her eyes. Never had she had to deal with creatures of this nature. Not even Discord was this arrogant.

Buu didn't make a word. He was concentrating on Celestia's power. She was no Vegito, but she would be enough to destroy him. Buu smiled at his plan. Even if he wouldn't be able to use his power, he was more than capable of strategizing his attack. Once he and Vegito were released from Celestia's grasp, Buu liquified a piece of himself, cut off my Vegito, into Celestia's mane.

Content with his accomplishment, Buu walked off, towards ponyvill. Vegito, meanwhile, was doing his best to transform back into a Super Saiyan with no success.

"Blast it!" Vegito grew furious. He was the strongest in the universe. Why should he be reduced to human standards.

"Having trouble there, Super Vegito?" Buu mocked Vegito for his inability to ascend.

Vegito smiled. "Just wait, Buu. These can't hold me forever."

They both walked off, following Twilight to her library.

Chapter 1

"Let's go, Blondie, you know you can't win this. That's why you want me to surrender, right? Come on, I'm calling out your bluff, pretty boy!"

Just minutes ago, Majin Buu, an ancient being sent to Earth by the evil wizard Babadi, absorbed most of the Z fighters and transformed into a creature light-years stronger than even Cell. His overwhelming power has forced the remaining Z fighters to fuse into a warrior who's power is on a level beyond what Majin Buu could have dreamed of reaching.

Goku, one of the few surviving of the warrior race called 'Saiyans', and his ally Vegeta, another surviving Saiyan, were all that were left in Buu's rampage. With the power of the Potara Earrings, the two have fused into the greatest warrior in the universe, Vegito.

Armed with only his bare hands, Vegito managed to overpower Majin Buu without any effort. Buu's fury and desperation has left him with only one option: turn Vegito into a piece of candy.

"What's wrong? Chicken?" Majin Buu drew Vegito closer to him, ensuring he'd have no chance of escape.

"You're just a paper doll!" Buu's taunts grew more desperate as Vegito moved closer. "If you can finish me off, then do it! Come on, do it!"

"Fine." Vegito smiled at Buu's, futile, taunting. "Let's end this thing, here and now."

Majin Buu smiled. "I like your style, you're going to make great candy."

Vegito didn't have time to reacat. With Buu's antenna pulsing with energy ready to turn him into chocolate, he took aim and was about to fire when a foreign energy caused him to fade into nothingness.

"What's wrong, Buu? Your little technique malfunctioning on you?"

Buu growled at him, fire burning in his eyes as he exploded in rage. "Curse you! If I'm going to die, I'm taking you with me!"

Before he could blast him away, Vegito was being dragged into an unknown world against his will. Thinking this was his last moment of life, Buu headbutted Vegito's crotch as hard as he could, reverting him back into his normal state.

"That's it..." Vegito was about to blast Buu apart when he was warped into a forest.