Author's Note

Hope you like shitty stories cuz this is just getting stupid...

The Interdimensional Military

"Oh my god, what the... FUCK... is that? ", says the doctor as he catches the newborn Obamacorn. It was an exact likeness of it's mother, except for the head and arms of course. It had scrawny white arms and and a huge head, just like it's father's.

The first thing the child said was," Let's go screw up America for all its worth!"

"That's my boy... girl... thing?", Obama says as he takes the child into his arms. He takes it to be cloned and uses the clones to dominate the world, but he failed and the other leading superpowers just saw him as more immature, and mentally deficient.

The little abominations were allowed to roam the streets of America as they pleased, and everyone was told that "if they touch them without asking his permission they would be immediately sentenced to life in prison. The thing that Obama didn't know was that nobody WANTED to touch them.

So they did as they pleased and no one did anything about it, except for Twilight, but when she did Obama chained her in his personal dungeon for a week and beat her every day. All she did was ask to go outside...