if twilight didn't turn human

by ZamboniPony

Rating: mature
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human, Twilight Sparkle, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Comedy, Sex, Random, Adventure
Length: 1347

if twilight didn't turn human

Just think, what would happen if Twilight didn't turn human in the movie. This is my version.

Published 2014-04-04 03:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-23 18:30:48 UTC

Through the Portal 1

Chapter 1: Through the Portal

Twilight wakes to find her element missing, and hurriedly looks for the culprit. She sees the firey maned pony bounding towards Canterlot. She teleports to the castle and finds the mare, jumping into a mirror?

"Twilight hurry, retrieve the element!", Celestia says, quickly shoving her through.

On the other side...

"What did I do?", says a quivering firey maned mare, who had some sort of mettalic bindings on all of her limbs. She was surrounded by large creatures wearing black cloth with noisey devices attached to their heads. One of them saw Twilight and motioned for the others to look. Four of them moved towards Twilight and attached some of the uncomfortable bindings to her limbs.

"Smash the gate, and take them back to base.", Twilight heard through their head pieces.

Then she heard a crash and saw the gate smashed on the ground, and the other mare on the ground unconscious. Then there was a sudden pain in the back of her head, and everything went dark.

Author's Note

First chapter, I hope you like it because I'm actually goinig to try on this one.
Btw I'm writing this from my phone.

America's Secrets

America's Secrets

"Twilight... Twilight... ah your awake!", says one of those creatures. Twilight notices that she is strapped down on a flat metal table. She looks to her lft and sees the other mare, splayed open at the stomach, a rack of bloody utensils on the wall near the still-breathing mare. Twilight averted her eyes and looked to the left. There was an identical rack next to her table, and the creature that had spoken just a moment ago.

"That orange horse over there gave me the pleasure of knowing your name. ", said the strange creature", My name is Daniel, and I'll be your doctor for today!" *snickers to self*

He picks up one of the objects and starts to move towards her. Then the door bursts open and one of the men from earlier comes in.

"Stop!", it says", The president wants to see her!"

In the presidents office....

"Hello, I am President Barack Obama, of the United States of America, and I have been aware of this pony universe for a very long time, and that portal was only kept open so... ", the human says", ...I can have an alicorn pet!"

"Wha-what do you mean pet, I-I'm not a pet I am a sentient being not some mindless animal!", Twilight starts to say.

"Interesting... I guess she can talk, but can she write?", asks the president, handing her a paper and pencil.

Twilight writes the following: Why am I here, I was sent for an item that the other mare stole from me, it looks like a tiara and it is very imperative that I have it.

She uses her magic to levitate the paper into his hands. That's when it happened, one of the guards put a covering over her horn. She panicked, looking all around the room. That, is when she noticed IT.

The President was WEARING the elment of magic!

"Hey, Mr. Obama, can I, maybe... have that object on your head? You see it's-", Twilight starts to explain when she is cut off.

"-an element of harmony, and there are six of them, this one being the element of magic, the others are loyalty, laughter, generosity, honesty, and kindness, these are the elements of harmony. ", Obama says, with a huge grin.", I am keeping you and the element here and constructing a new portal that will go deep under the oval office with an elevator so that when your friends come to save you I can take them as pets and take all of the elements for myself."

Author's Note

I don't even know...

The Torture of The Other Mare

The orange mare wakes up to find her self lying on a metal table of some sort. She tries to move but is restrained by rough leather bindings. Then she sees the rack of medical, and not-so-medical devices. She sees Twilight over on an identical table with rack. Then HE walks in from an unseen door.

"Hello my name is Daniel, I'll be your doctor for today", was all he said before IT began.

He walked over and grabbed something from the rack, it was a tooth puller. He silently held her mouth open and reached in and grabbed her tongue with the dental pliers. It was slow, at first anyway, then he started playing with it, jerking it roughly from side to side with the dental pliers. Then he pulled, tearing the muscle out of her mouth, and quickly shoving it down her throat with his hand, forcefully dislocating her jaw in the process. Then he quietly put the dental equipment back in it's place, pulling out, to the mare's dismay, a jar of razor blades. He was wearing heavily padded gloves, so he just shoved his hand in and grabbed a handful. In his other hand he held a scalpel, with which he splayed open her stomach and shoved in the razor blades. Causing excruciating pain after wichhe injected her with fluids to keep her awake.

She laid there on that table, slowly bleeding out, when suddenly Twilight woke up and the man was moving towards her and someone burst in... but that's when she blacked out from the loss of blood.

Author's Note

Hope you liked...

Good morning America...

"Good morning America, look at what I have found, an ALICORN, now we can breed it, but only with the best... ", says Obama taking off his pants", ...by the best I mean ME!!!"

He flips Twilight on to her back and begins to rape her. She begins to scream at the feeling of having her virginity stolen from her by a human. Then, after a while she actually started to enjoy it, but he stopped, right after he came into her, and then he picked her up and took her to the whitehouse where she was put in his private bedroom and no one ever saw her again. Although people thought it was strange that there was a new military branch called "interdemensional".

Author's Note

Yeah at this point I completely stopped trying

... I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANY MORE

"Welcome to Jurassic Park", Twilight hears over the loudspeakers. She wakes up in a pool of sweat and says,"Wow, human books are wierd ..." She then proceeds to take the cyanide from under her bed that she had been hiding for two months... and ate it.

THE FUCKING END

Author's Note

This was supposed to be bad...

The Interdimensional Military

Author's Note

Hope you like shitty stories cuz this is just getting stupid...

The Interdimensional Military

"Oh my god, what the... FUCK... is that? ", says the doctor as he catches the newborn Obamacorn. It was an exact likeness of it's mother, except for the head and arms of course. It had scrawny white arms and and a huge head, just like it's father's.

The first thing the child said was," Let's go screw up America for all its worth!"

"That's my boy... girl... thing?", Obama says as he takes the child into his arms. He takes it to be cloned and uses the clones to dominate the world, but he failed and the other leading superpowers just saw him as more immature, and mentally deficient.

The little abominations were allowed to roam the streets of America as they pleased, and everyone was told that "if they touch them without asking his permission they would be immediately sentenced to life in prison. The thing that Obama didn't know was that nobody WANTED to touch them.

So they did as they pleased and no one did anything about it, except for Twilight, but when she did Obama chained her in his personal dungeon for a week and beat her every day. All she did was ask to go outside...