Story Two, Electric Boogaloo.
One bright morning when rainbow Dash was cleering teh sky, she saw suddenly that there was a dark cloud that wasnt there befoar and she saed, "huh, I wonder what that is?"
Well she flew down to the balk cloud and was perplexed, (wow I spelled that right) "I don't know wat this is doing oar where it came from, buy iy's gotta go!"
She was gonna get rid of it, (because it;s supposed to be clear skies today) only to have a blinding light come to her vision. "That';s cloase enuff."
"Who are you?
"Knot who, what," the pony said with a glint in her eyes, and fur, and mane, and tail, and pretty much everywghere. I serve the true princess, and her wish is foar it to be cloudie!"
"Oh yeah? Whell who is this princess you speak of? Celestia did not order this!
The pony before her barked a short laff at rainbow. "HA HA HA HA" she then pointed a hoof down below them at the books and branches library. "Princess Twilight says she wan'ts clouds, we giver clouds. so say, the vampire's of Twilight!"
Gothic McEmo was cutting himself as always when Fluttershy came into his cassle in the midle of town square. "Hunny, I'm home, how's my favorite prince?"
Gothic rolled his eyes as he opened his my tall primate pencil tin and pulled out his favorite pen, it was black, like his tortured soal, and speweed blood red ink, like his mane. "It was well my light of my life. I cut my legs, wrote a hundered new poems, wore some fishnet stokkings with safty pins in them, and fed the chikens."
"Aww that's so sweet, thank's love." Said Fluutershie.
Suddenly there was a scream, and the two of them jumped. "What was that?" She said with a slight tremble in her too cute voice."
"I Don't know, but it looks like this little pony, is going to face a big threat..."
Suddenly Lyra burst into the castle door, which was easy because it was made out of old boxes. "Your hihness, sparkly vampires everywhere! Twilight's gone evil! What do we do?"
Everypony (lol, that word.) waited for gothic McEmo to say or do something, but after several moments of silence, he finally spoke.
"I want tacos, anyone else?"
After a few moments, they all decided lunch would be good, and so Twilight became the undoutable ruler of all the world with the help of her vampire followers.
Or, at least, that is what would have happened if I did not need a minimum of a thousand words.
And so we now turn to Twilight Sparkal and what she is doing.
Twilight poured some more of something blue into the vat of something yellow and laughed in a crazy way. "With this stuff, I can make it evening forevr! imagine, the perfect amount of light, not too dark, too brighht, too hot or to coold! Yes, and with my army of loyal sparkly vampires, nothing can stop me!!
Suddenly there was a great bang on the door. "Hold it right here criminal scum" Twilight looked behind her and saw her dragon, spike, dressed like a cop and holding a dognut in his claw. "Don't make me shoot you, you're like a big sister to me."
Twilgiht looked at him with little kare, and just laffed. "you think that you can hert me with that dognut?" She then carelessly turned him into a jello mold and fed him to the cats.
She then put her goggles on over her eyes and began looking around for that something clearishly yellow with a touch of oringe. suddenly she noticed someone new had joined the room.
It was Gothic McEmo pony, with his eyes half lidded he sipped from a milk shake he got at decent burger, home of the okay burger. "I'd suggest that yoo get back to do ing whatever it is us royals do. Because I don't wanna put the hurt on you."
Twilight rolled her eyes at this and stuck out her hoof, "Ill give you ten bits to go away."
Gothic McEmo shook his head as he gave Fluttershy a kiss before answering. "Nah, I think I'll fight you."
"Well in order to defeat me, you need to defeat my seven evil gnerals in my vampire army."
"Wait what?"! Sudden;y, Gothic was surrounded by a gaggle of ninja vampire ponies. "Looks like I'm on a blood dribve." As he spoke, some mare suddenly felt an organism from the shere sexyness of his epic one liner.
Hecast a speel, and so did Twilight, and at the same time they casted the spell, suddenly Serenity, (who is a very pretty pony vampire that sparkles) Cummped between them. "OH NO!"
Instently she froxe in palse before spewing all her blood, and Gothic McEmo, who is the bestest hero ever, decided to make his speach. "Now dod you see what you did? You would attack your own minions just to save your hide from your own frinds stopping your mad plot.
Fluttershy, who was still there and I totally did not forget about, stepped forward suddenly. "Twilight, why are you doing this? why did you become so evil?
Evel? Me? I did it for only one reason, Science!/b]
The two ponies looked at Twilight as if she had gone mad as she began to laff hsitericllly "I have to find ouy everything, but celest wouldn'y let me, so I became Vampire princess, but now you know my plans and you must die!
She shot a spell at them, but Gotic was the first to throw up a protection spell, and it ounced off him, and hit twilight. "NOOOOOO!"
She screamed and screamed as the force melted her down to a smiling cane. "Well, that deffinatly happened."
Author's Note
Happy April Fools day!
