
Statistically The Worst Birthday Ever
It's Rarity's birthday, and her friends want nothing more than to make it the best one yet. What they actually accomplish is to turn screwing everything up into an artisan-level mastercraft.
It's Rarity's birthday, and her friends want nothing more than to give everypony's favourite fashionista a day as fabulous as she is.
Can they make sure that Sugarcube Corner is decorated, the presents wrapped and the food prepared before the birthday girl arrives?
No. No they can't.
Originally a birthday present for Flint Sparks
Written sometime when Twilight is still a unicorn.




15094 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read
3 Chapters:
- Twilight's Day, or: 93 Friendship Ave. B Blues 2014-04-07 18:14:37 UTC4398
- Applejack's Day, or: "That Sacred Night! Where We Watched the Fireworks!" 2014-04-29 22:44:30 UTC4816
- Rainbow Dash's Day, or: Twisted Firestarter 2018-08-16 22:08:17 UTC5880