Pinkie Mother

by FlameMist

Rating: everyone
Tags: Slice of Life, Comedy
Length: 1960

Pinkie Pie is pregnant! The doctors are not sure how it happened, but more importantly, can Pinkie handle it?

Pinkie Pie is pregnant! The doctors are not sure how it happened, but more importantly, can Pinkie handle it? She proudly named her newborn Pinkberry Pie.

I just whipped this story out in a few hours! It may be a little dumb, but if you want a better story, check out Dark Magic. :pinkiehappy:
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"GAFFS PINKA!!!" -Pinkberry Pie

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-03 00:03:40 UTC

Pinkie Mother (full)

''Twi-light!" Called Pinkie. "Sorry, Rainbow took our last strawberry cake.". Pinkie walked back into Sugarcube Corner and went to the desk. "Ahhh, nothing like a good old naaaa- ZZZZzzzzz...". . "Pinkie...Pinkie...Pinkie!" Said Rainbow Dash. "PINKIE!!!!" She yelled. "Ahhhhhh!!!!" "Run!!!" "It's-"

"Pinkie, do be quiet up, I'm trying to tell you something." "Oh" squeaked Pinkie. "So..."  "Your belly... It's... Big." "What do you mean BIG?" Asked Pinkie.  "Uhhhhh..." Stuttered Rainbow Dash.

"Your... Fat."

"FAT?!?" Panicked Pinkie. "It's not a bad thing!" Added Rainbow Dash.

"NOT BAD?!?" "I have a foot-long stomach and you think it's NOT BAD!?!"— "Foot long?" questioned Rainbow Dash. "Wait a second." "Pinkie, one sec." Said Rainbow Dash. Pinkie breathed heavily. Rainbow picked up the phone, and dialed a number. "Uh huh" said Rainbow Dash. Then turned to Pinkie. "Pinkie, I think we need to to head to the..." She Paused.

"THE WHAT!" Pinkie eagerly screamed. "The latipsoh." Said Rainbow. "The what?" Pinkie said confusingly. "Just follow me." Said Rainbow Dash. Soon, the two ponies arrived at Ponyville Hospital. "The h-h-h-hospital?!?" Pinkie shuttered. "Wait a second." "Pinkie, one sec." Said Rainbow Dash. Pinkie breathed heavily. Rainbow picked up the phone, and dialed a number. "Uh huh" said Rainbow Dash. Then turned to Pinkie. "Pinkie, I think we need to to head to the..." She Paused.

"THE WHAT!" Pinkie eagerly screamed. "The latipsoh." Said Rainbow. "The what?" Pinkie said confusingly. "Just follow me." Said Rainbow Dash. Soon, the two ponies arrived at Ponyville Hospital. "The h-h-h-hospital?!?" Pinkie shuttered. Pinkie slowly slid through the door and into the waiting room. She overheard Dashie and the Doctor. "She hasn't been married yet doc," said Rainbow. "Hmmmm....." Pinkie heard the doctor say. Just then, the nurse called her name. "Yes, I'm coming." Said Pinkie gloomily. When Pinkie arrived, she realized she was in the pregnancy room. "Why am I in here?" She asked. She then saw four ponies walk into the room. "However did you manage to?" Questioned Rarity. "What's wrong with me?" Pinkie asked. Twilight stepped forward, then she spoke. "Pinkie,"- "Your pregnant!" Spike interrupted. "Spike!" Complained Applejack. "What?" Asked Spike. "P-p-p-p-p-pregnant!?!" Screamed Pinkie worriedly. "Oh, don't fret sugarcube." Said Applejack. "Your gonna be fine." She repeated. "Am not!!!!" She said. "I'm too young too--ZZZzzzzzzzzz........"Pinkie woke up. She felt warmth on her stomach. She looked over, leaning forward. In her hands, was a cute small little BABY. "Aaaah" cooed Pinkie. "Lets let out some of the old PinkieStress..." She breathed. "I'm going to name you- Pinkberry." Just then her five friends walked in. They were silent. Until... "PINKBERRY!!!!!!" Shouted Spike. "What kind of name is that?" He said. "Ummmmm...... Just barley came to me!" She said stupidly. "It's a great name Pinkie." Said Twilight. "Oh yes, I think it's a wonderful name Pinkie Pie." Said Fluttershy kindly. "But there is one this a do NOT understand..." Began Pinkie. "How could 'I' be able to have a BABY!" She Asked. "Uhhhh.... I was wondering about that too Pinkie Pie." Twilight responded in a sarcastic voice. "Hmmmm..." Pinkie rubbed her chin hard. "Mabye...." She would say but the she'd say "No..." Or "Definitely not..." Everyone waited patiently, they were used to this. "I'VE GOT IT!!!!" Pinkie exploded, acting like a lighting bolt had just hit her. Everybody  jumped at Pinkie's unexpected action. "Sheesh Pinkie, did ya have to break our eardrums?" Asked Rainbow Dash sarcastically. "Don't you see!" Pinkie looked like she was about to burst. "Shhh... Your makin' more racket then a than a bull wrestler in a rooster shack." Said Applejack. "Your might wake up the baby." Fluttershy Added in her calm voice. Pinkie's face was now purple. "AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" Pinkie shrieked. Pinkberry awoke with a start. "Now look what you did!" Laughed Spike in a rather humorous tone (as always). "What in Equestria's name did you yell for!" Twilight screamed. But Pinkie was lying on the bed looking glad. "Theres the old PinkieStress again, I needed that." She said, and with that- she was asleep.

But not for long, because to everyone's surprise she woke again. But before anyone could speak, the nurse came in telling the ponies that Pinkie and Pinkberry needed rest. While walking out, everyone wondered why Pinkberry didn't cry when she heard all of Pinkie's yelps. "When she grows up, she's probably gonna be 'just' like Pinkie Pie" Rainbow Dash quoted. Everyone laughed. Closing door leaving Pinkie Pie alone, they left. "I thought they'd never leave!" Pinkie Pie whispered to her baby. But soon her words got hysterical. "So, what's your plans this week?" Pinkie Pie asked Pinkberry, who's little black eyes were fixed on Pinkie's. I see... not a man of words... Said Pinkie suspiciously. "I mean not a woman of words!" Giggled Pinkie Pie. "Gaffa!" Spat Pinkberry suddenly. "Oooooh, her first word- yay!" Pinkie Pie said to herself. Then Pinkie Pie strangely started to think about clothes. "I should ask Rarity if she can make you some cute clothes- and she can make them our favorite color... PINK!" Said Pinkie Pie. But after that, she dozed off without even saying goodnight. It was a thing she did."I think we should set up a SUPERB party for Pinkie when she comes back with Pinkberry." Said Mayor Mare. "All in favor, say 'I'." She continued. "I!" Everypony yelled. "We shall arrange a party with—". "A bunch of pink!" One if the ponies yelled. There was at least a hundred ponies standing in the town meeting. "But will it be too loud for Pinkberry?" Another pony asked. "Pinkberry'll like it just as much as Pinkie Pie!" Shouted a light blue Pegasus with a rainbow mane. "Yea, Pinkberry will love it!" Agreed another Pegasus, this time with a butter colored skin and on her flank three butterflies. "But she's a baby!" Pointed out Mayor Mare. "Babies don't do we'll in noise!" She added. "Pinkberry is no ordinary baby..." Cried an orange earth pony. Shouts from the audience like "Yea!", "Mm Hm!", "Yep!" and "Thats for sure!" Could be heard. "Then it's settled!" Said Mayor Mare slamming her wooden hammer on table. "We will all set up a surprise party for Pinkie and we have till' Wednesday." She finished. And after that everyone went rushing to work, designing and decorated Ponyville as fast as they could. Meanwhile, Pinkie was just kissing Pinkberry on the cheeks repeatedly as the usually did. Then, she got her breakfast from the nurse and ate super fast. "Hey Pinkberry, next week we get to go home!!!" Pinkie Pie screamed. "And I get to bring you!" She said shortly after. Pinkie Pie taught Pinkberry the names of her friends us a display board. "Cubbwrsphy!" Pinkberry tried. "Fluttershy, F-L-U-T-T-E-R-S-H-Y, Fluttershy" said Pinkie Pie firmly. " Cubbwrstiy!" Pinkberry shouted. "Not 'quite'..." Said Pinkie to Pinkberry. Finally Pinkie Pie was to Pinkberry's Review test. Her Awnsers were:

PINKBERRY'S TEST RECORDS

Fluttershy- 3/10, Cubbwrstiy

Applejack- 5/10, Appicap

Twilight Sparkle- 1/10, Fibiop Spoci

Rainbow Dash- 3/10, Rainocapo

Rarity- 7/10, Rati

Pinkie Pie- 9/10, Pinkiebei

TOTAL SCORE Total/30----19

"Great job Pinkberry!" Said Pinkie as she kept writing on Pinkberry's Paper. "Let's try Spike" she said. Pinkberry stared. "Say Spike" Pinkie told Pinkberry. "Spike" said Pinkberry. Pinkie Pie nearly fell off the bed. "What did you say!?!??!!" Asked Pinkie Pie furiously. "Spike" said Pinkberry Again. Pinkie Pie scribbled something down on the paper:

Spike- 10/10, Spike

"So, anyway- your an awesome baby!" She said. "Wait till' I tell Spike about this. "Your first word, Spike!" She continued. "I thought it would be Pink! She said. Soon, Pinkie heard the door creak open. Five ponies came in Pinkies room. "I remember how it felt for me" said RD. "Cold, Lonely, Boring, ug- you shoud read a book!" Finished Rainbow Dash. Then Twilight spoke. "I brought a book I think you might like Pinkie Pie!" Said Twilight Brightly. "What's it called?" Asked Pinkie. "Curl-boo the Party Thrower 1#!" Awnsered Twilight. "That's sound terrific!" Cried Pinkie. Twilight handed the book to Pinkie Pie. "We have to go now" said Twilight as she slipped through the door. "Okay!" Called Pinkie. When the other ponies left, Pinkie Pie spoke. "Hmmmmm..... WAIT!!!!!!" She bellowed. "On Tuesdays Sugarcube Corner is open 24 hours a day!" Yelled Pinkie. "I won't be able to do my night shift because today is Monday!" She Finished. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Pinkie Pie screamed in defeat. "Nooooo!" Squealed Pinkberry. "Awwwwe!" Said Pinke. "But your Right!" "No is right!" She said. "Gaffs!!!" Pinkberry yelled. "Ooooh....wait.....what does that mean?" Asked Pinkie. "Gaffa gaffs!" Said Pinkberry again. Pinkberry opened 'Curl-boo the Party Thrower 1#' and started to read. Meanwhile, the ponies back in Ponyville were decorating for Pinkie and Pinkberry's arrival. "She's going to love it!" Said Rainbow Dash. "SURE SHE IS!!!!" Yelled Fluttershy. "Uhhhh.... Yea..." Responded Rainbow. "So........What's today's plans?" Rainbow Dash asked Twilight. "What are yours?" Asked Twilight. "Guys, lets focus on the party." Suggested Fluttershy. "Yea, it's the second party I ever helped set up." Piped up Applejack. "That reminds me, you are the one who started the F.A.S." Fluttershy Responded. "Yep, the F.A.S will rise...." Rainbow Dash laughed so hard she cried. "Rainbow Dash!" yelled Applejack. "I think you need to go to hospital as well." She breathed. "Uhhh...no, I was kidding!" Rainbow Dash laughed. "But-" said Okay okay, back to Pinkie Pie. "Oh Curl-boo, what a GREAT idea!" Smiled Pinkie Pie taking her nose out of the book. "Gaffs, Pinka!" Pinkberry screamed. "GAFFS PINKA!!!" Roared Pinkberry. "What the heck that mean?" Asked Pinkie Pie. "Well look at that..." Commented Mayor Mare. "We're finished." She said gazing at the party-decorated Ponyville. "When Pinkie returns with her baby, she'll be amazed." She finished. "I must say we did a great job!" Said Twilight moving into the microphone. "And I also must say that Pinkie Pie will love it because she has been a great friend to me, and you all her life!" Twilight began. "We all put our effort into decorating Ponyville and Pinkie will be so happy, I can't wait to see the look on her face." Twilight finished backing away from the pulpit to make room for Rainbow Dash. "Pinkie Pie is the best friend I ever had!" Rainbow shoutouted. "She's so funny and energetic and a hardcore prankster!" She laughed. "What I'm trying to say is that Pinkie Pie is going to love this party!" She shouted and everyone cheered. Next was Applejack. "First I just wanna say that I can't believe that we managed to decorate all of Ponyville in only three days!" Applejack smiled. "And all for just one pony: Pinkie Pie- and her baby, Pinkberry." She finished. Meanwhile, backstage during Rarity's speech... "Come on Fluttershy!" Groaned Rainbow Dash pulling Fluttershy's hoof. "Eeeee!" Fluttershy shrieked. "Fluttershy, you were in a play where all of Equestria was watching, but you won't talk in front of all of Ponyville?" Rainbow Dash stated. "But this time I'll be alone, only I'm talking and nobody is there with me!" Fluttershy whined. "Fluttershy, honey it's your turn." Rarity said as she walked backstage. "But-" Fluttershy stuttered. Rainbow Dash pushed Fluttershy onstage. "Well- I-" Fluttershy struggled."Great job on the speech Fluttershy!" Twilight stated. "Th-th-thanks Twilight." Fluttershy thanked. The five ponies arrived at the hospital. "Here we are!" Twilight announced. Soon, they arrived in Pinkie's room. "Hi guys!" Pinkie Pie shouted cheerfully. "Hello Pinkie Pie!" Twilight responded. "We're here to check you out of the hospital!!!" Rarity toned. "Yaaaay!!" Pinkie Pie shouted as she leaped out of bed and ran out the room door with Pinkberry in her arms. When Pinkie Pie walked out the hospital door her mouth. "SURPRISE!!!" Everypony shouted. "Pinkberry, lets go get my top hat, it's time for some extreme partying!!!" Pinkie Pie roared. "THANKS EVERYPONY!!!!" Pinkie Pie shouted happily. "Now lets party!!!!!" She roared.